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Welcome to the Phoenix Squad study and snack sesh.

Warlock, can I get a chili dog?

Next time you should tell him to hold the chili.

Let's get to work. We need to pick someone we respect and advise to do our

presentation on. Sir Gareth said it's worth our entire history grade. If we

don't ace it, we'll have to go to summer night school.

Oh, man.

Then I'd have to miss magic camp.

They were going to teach me how to turn a toad into a canoe.

How about we do our project on Sir Angus Macchio?

Yes! Right!

Perfect! You don't know who that is, do you? Not a clue.

He was the first teacher of night school a thousand years ago.

I just wish we didn't have to spend all day working on our project. It's the

opening day of jousting season.

Oh, that's right.

The story of moat monsters versus the sea gate slugs. Go slugs!

That sounds amazing, but unfortunately, we have to get this project done.

Okay, well, I can't think on an empty stomach.

In three hours, this is going to be delicious.

You know what I hate about this project?

Everything.

Sir Gareth is one kooky teacher.

Like he expects us to learn or something.

So few people I respect and or admire.

Really? You can't think of anyone you respect and admire? Maybe someone you're

lucky enough to know personally?

My wallet's in my other robe.

Sorry!

Since I'm someone that people respect and admire, I will pay his bill for him.

That's gonna hurt.

You know what?

There is someone that comes to mind. Happy to help. And I promise that I will

grade your project the same as the other squad. And I promise to stop swallowing

ladybugs.

Starting now.

Guess what?

Kraken's doing their project on little old me.

Oh, we're doing ours on Sir Angus Macchio. We're calling it Sir Macchio

by Ark the Magnificent and these people.

Yeah, we're not doing that.

Well, your project's not due until the end of the week, so come up with a

title. I'll just take this out of your way while you work.

I was eating that. No, you're not.

You know, Sir Gareth has a point.

We have all week to do our project.

Oh, maybe we can hit that jousting match.

Yeah, I mean, why are we working on this already? My motto has always been, why

do homework?

That's it. That's my motto.

I don't know, guys.

We have work to do.

Don't worry about the project.

We'll do it tomorrow.

Oh, man, I can't stop thinking about that jousting match.

We won!

And your face plug!

Ooh! We should go to Giant Beach today.

What about our project?

Oh, we'll do it tomorrow.

That was a great beach day yesterday.

Well, today's gonna be even better because we're playing crossbow

It's paintball with crossbows.

Oh, you're going down.

Wait. What about our project?

We'll do it tomorrow.

This body is just what we needed.

Shouldn't we be working on our project?

We'll do it tomorrow.

Okay, today we're going sledding on Yeti Mountain, but we should definitely work

on our project tomorrow.

Big Swat, I can't wait for your presentation tonight.

Tonight?

Oh, no.

We've run out of tomorrows.

Do you want to know a secret?

I'm a princess whose father won't let her become a knight. Please let me go to

night school, Daddy. Princess, please!

So, I use a magic ring and secretly train as Ciara.

Yes! And I'm Ark, a charming thief who has the same dream.

I'm destined to become a knight. But people from outside the kingdom aren't

allowed in knight school. So I'm pretending I belong here.

Now we protect each other's secrets.

So we can achieve our dream of becoming knights.

Okay, we had a week to finish our presentation, and now

it's due tonight.

Why don't we go out for homework?

Then we're going to fail history and have to go to summer knight school.

Summer's for fun, not for learning.

Guys, relax.

We're the Phoenix Squad. We don't panic. We have a giant, a wizard, a princess,

and... a guy who says without.

With that!

See?

Ciara's right.

Let's get to work.

Bookshelf, give us everything you have about Sir Angus Machia.

Oh!

Not the jerk!

Speed reader.

Well, what did you learn?

That I'm not a speed reader.

I know I said we don't panic, but I am starting to panic.

If only we knew someone who'd blown off tons of homework, he could come up with

a super sneaky plan to get us out of this mess.

Yes, I can.

Okay, because saying wazow isn't the only thing I'm good at. Oh, by the way,

wazow.

He is good at that.

Hello, Kraken Squad.

I'm excited to hear your report tonight.

I'm excited to hear anything.

I had carrots stuck in my ear for three years.

Since you're finishing up your presentation, now might be a good time

interview me.

Okay. When you and Wizard Hogan Cross were trapped on that island, what spell

did Hogan Cross use to keep you guys alive?

He hid in the sand while a starfish monster tried to lay eggs in me.

Is it true that in the 90s, Hogan Cross released a hip -hop album and called

himself Poop Daddy?

Yes, but why are you so interested in that wizard?

Because they're doing their report on me.

On you? Yes, and I suggest you wear comfortable pants because you'll be

on the edge of your seat.

I have to, uh, have to take this.

Hello, Unicorn Squad?

Oh, you want to interview me for your project?

How can they interview you when they're over there interviewing slobber?

Oh, look!

A ghost knocked over that tray!

Our text was pretty vague. It's just, training yard pronto.

And he misspelled yard.

We only have a couple hours before we have to give a report.

Do you think he came up with a sneaky plan?

He's a sneaky man. He's got a sneaky plan.

Sneaking around in a sneaky land. He's a sneak, a sneaky man.

You are so talented, bro.

Behold.

resting place of Sir Angus Machia.

That's your plan? A tombstone we already knew about?

I know, but this time I invited a special guest.

Resurrection death? That can bring things back from the dead. Guys, with

Doc, we can hear Sir Machia's story straight from the zombie's mouth.

I really hope he still has a mouth.

Ark, this is a bad idea.

Would it help if I sang the song again?

sprinkling this resurrection dust.

Of course.

I won't.

Because I did before you got here.

Zombie!

I've been laying down for a thousand years.

Stretch out the hammies.

When did they turn me nice? school into a daycare for

wee babies it's still night school sir machio well where are the pillars of

there should be spikes everywhere and why aren't the students weeping in fear

next time you think about bringing someone back from the dead don't

come on all right he is harmless what are you looking at

I need a week's worth of research by tonight.

He knows everything about Sir Machio because he is Sir Machio.

He's also a super scary zombie.

Although I love his battle skirt.

You there, Goldilocks with the tight pants.

Don't look at me. He's talking to you, Goldilocks.

Why did you bring me back from the dead?

Are you looking for a fight?

Huh? Oh.

No. We're doing our history project on you, and you're going to laugh because

kind of put off doing the research until the last minute.

They make you do history projects in night school.

Books cannae help you height unless you throw them at people.

Zombie or not, this man is a genius.

Night school's changed, Sir Macchio. We don't attack each other for no reason.

Attacking each other is no reason.

And look what you've done.

You've filled in me pit of bubbling acid.

Did you use that to destroy monsters?

Nay. It was for the students.

Catch a later class? Into the pit.

See a chewing gum? Into the pit.

Complain about the pit?

Into the pit.

Ask him some research questions quick before he starts using us as target

practice.

Why do you look so scared?

You need me to change your poo -poo pee -pee pants?

I'm cool now, but maybe later.

So, Sir Machio, how would you describe yourself as a teacher?

I was 50 % warrior, 50 % savage, and just a dash of crazy to keep it fun.

night school like back then?

Night school forged the greatest warriors that Astoria has ever seen.

Then they kicked me out. Now, crybaby city, population, you.

Let's continue this interview somewhere Sir Gareth won't find out his students

raised a zombie.

I'd love to help you out, but I just remembered something I have to do.

Oh, is it brush your zombie teeth because your breath smells like...

Nay!

Define me enemy and get revenge!

Revenge on who?

You'll see when the song goes down.

Revenge!

Anyway, there we were.

Lost at sea with only a crate of love potions.

I so enjoyed my time on the love boat.

You know what the story needs?

Ice cream.

Then ice cream you shall have.

This is why we respect and admire you.

Oh, excuse me. Coming through the box full of my trophies.

I filled my many accomplishments.

Whoa, Sir Gareth, you sure do have a lot of trophies. Yep.

Unlike Hogan Cross, I have so many awards, I'm not sure where to put them

I'll tell you where you can put them.

Bring it, weird beard.

Well, this project's getting good.

No, it's not.

Sir Gareth, you're ruining our interview.

Well, fortunately, this interview won't take long. Hogan Cross only has one

move. First sign of danger, and he poofs away.

Watch.

Not pie!

I'm gluten -free!

trophies. The Knight of the Year.

Bravest Knight.

King's Choice Award.

And if there was an award for best stink eye, I'd win that too.

Watch.

That is a pretty good stink eye.

Oh, man.

I can't believe Sir Macho got away from us.

He's in really good shape for a dead guy.

He said he's gonna attack when the sun goes down.

We have to figure out who he wants to give revenge on.

There is... This is the one way we can do that.

I got you. We raise someone from the dead who can read those books to us.

No, we actually have to study.

This day is a nightmare.

There is nothing about Revenge in here.

It says here, if Sir Machio caught students gossiping about him, he'd

them with his signature move.

The Machio Charge.

Oh, well, at least he didn't throw them in the pit.

And then he'd throw them in the pit.

Sir Machio was kicked out of night school by another teacher who said his

teaching methods were too harsh.

Sir Machio vowed revenge on that teacher's family for eternity.

Whoever is related to that teacher is in danger.

And we know him.

That night's great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,

great, great, great, great, great, great, great. Spit it out!

Great -grandson, it's Sir Gareth. Sir Machio's going after him.

This is not great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great,

great.

You get the idea.

Ah,

thank you, Gary. The presentation is just about to start, so sit down so you

hear all about how fabulous I am.

Sir Gareth, we thought about it, and we want to do our project on you.

What?

Well, eat that, wizard.

May I ask why?

trophies you left behind and realize you're the person we... Tell

him, Sage.

You're the person we respect and admire. See, I said it, now I feel gross.

Well, then, let's hear that report.

Now who has starfish monster eggs in them?

Still me, but I win anyway.

may be fake, but his love for teaching is real.

His name is Sir Gareth, and this is his story.

Ah!

I can't listen to this garbage.

Poop, Daddy.

Out!

You made Hogan Cross leave.

Best project ever.

Practice squad gets an A.

I told you all we have to do is write the introduction.

School's a lot easier when you don't do it.

Sir Macho, it's been a year yet. Yeah, Teeny Squad, what's going on? Sir

something horrible has happened.

We procrastinated on our history project.

Oh, that sounds like a you problem.

Then we brought Sir Macho back to life and he wants to get revenge on you. That

sounds like a me problem.

Why does he want revenge?

Sir Macho was kicked out of night school by your ancestor, Lady Garethina.

She thought his teaching methods were too harsh.

Now Sir Macho's back for revenge and it's all our fault.

You brought him back to life, Ark.

I feel like that was a squad decision.

But survive this. You guys are in very big trouble.

We've got to get you out of here before Sir Macho tries a surprise attack.

Surprise attack!

Hello. My name is Sir Macho.

Your ancestors stole me night school.

Prepare to cry.

Get to safety.

Protect yourself.

Don't make promises you can't keep. Go.

You're a powerful warrior, Formatio.

But you can't defeat me if you can't breathe.

Two of them.

Sir,

Gary's men is tough enough to challenge you.

I taught him everything I know.

So it'll be like I'm fighting you. But I'll be over there popping my hip back

in.

All right.

I accept your challenge.

What are you doing?

That's the dance he does to get himself psyched up before a big battle.

Hey, I learned something.

We all just read tons of stuff about Sir Macchio.

Let's use that against him.

Exactly. I have an idea.

We've got to make him mad.

What are you all whispering about?

We're just gossiping about you.

You've got something to say.

Say it to me. Say it.

Oh, now you're going to give me signature moves.

punch in head.

Time to take you for a spin.

I'm about to lose this thousand -year -old lunch.

Macho, you need a lot of relax.

Here, let me help.

Rub it, relax, be back.

What are you... Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, that isn't funny.

I promise.

Are your fingers crossed?

Aye.

Fine. You bested me.

I suppose you're not the wee babies I made you out to be.

Which means my ancestors and I did not turn night

schools off.

I just stabbed myself again.

It's getting late.

I should get back to the afterlife.

Goodbye, Goldilocks.

You're not so bad after all.

Really?

Yeah, you're the worst!

Oh, good!

Thermantio's gone and the Phoenix Squad is safe!

They always survive!

Phoenix Squad, that was the most...

unique presentation I've ever seen.

So does this mean we get an A on our history project?

Well, on the one hand, you raised a zombie.

But on the other hand, I only have one hand, so I will see you at summer night

school. Ha!

Hey, if it means anything, you really are a good teacher.

Yeah, good teacher.

I'm a great teacher, and I can prove it.

Cracker Squad, continue your reports about how awesome I am.

Who grew up to do interesting stuff.

Then, then, lost a bunch of body parts and... Oh, y 'all go to summer night

school.