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Hey, where is everyone?

Did I come to school on a Saturday again?

Happy Squadiversary!

It's been a year since you joined the Phoenix Squad.

I totally forgot today's our Squadiversary.

Or did I?

Happy Squadiverse?

Letters are expensive.

We're going to celebrate all week long.

I'm so excited I could throw a barrel full of bricks.

Oh, no. I hit something.

It's a bird.

It's a dragon.

No, it's a dude.

I landed on my face, but I am still shockingly good looking.

Oh, my goblin, you're a great glider.

That's what it says on my super underwear.

How do you know who he is? Oh, I'm his biggest fan.

Who he saved Seagate from, a trash witch, a trash goblin, a trashnado?

Seagate's pretty dirty, guys.

Oh, we don't see many superheroes around here.

Astoria's protected by knights.

Well, not every kingdom can be cool.

What was that crash?

Oh, my.

We're in the presence of greatness.

Oh, thank you, my king. It's nice to finally be recognized.

I'm talking about Great Glider, the king of Astoria. Get in here.

We haven't seen each other since I saved you from drowning in the chocolate sea.

Oh, I kept swimming with my mouth open.

Oh, it was a delicious disaster.

Have you come to collect the kingly reward for saving my life?

So wait, if someone saves you, they get a reward?

Oh, they sure do, janitor.

He knows my name!

We saw a guy in a cape fall from the sky! Please tell me he fell off in a

One, two, three, four. Dang it.

Well, king, I've got to go. You can ship that reward to my fortress of awesome

-tude.

Up, up, and glide!

Jack heard it.

Now I understand why he's Ark's hero.

Oh, man.

That barrel must have knocked my fuel line loose.

I'm out of glidey gas.

Don't you have any more?

No, but I can make them more by mixing several ingredients with the last of my

plutroleum. Great. What are the ingredients?

I don't know. I'm handsome.

Don't worry. I'll put Sir Gareth in charge of making your glidey gas.

Oh, so a...

Superhero needs a knife to save the day. I guess I can do it.

Sage, you do it.

This is so great. Let me and my friends show you around Astoria. I don't really

do tours.

We'll compliment you the whole time.

Let the tour begin.

And the final stop in the tour is our squad room.

It's nice, but I feel like it's missing something.

Like my theme song.

Great glider will take sight. When he sees evil, he will fight, fight, fight.

Glide, great glider, glide.

Did you know that? You wrote it yourself?

Of course.

I know everything about you.

As a kid, my dream was to be a superhero.

I thought your dream was to open a taco stand with your best friend called Talk

Bros.

That's not a dream.

That's happening.

But I did give up being a superhero because I could never be as amazing as

Glider. Because he's full of muscles and you're full of hot air?

You just lost your friends and family discount at Talk Road.

Hey, we need to get to the Tasty Trunk to start our week -long squadiversary

celebration. Yeah, a nice event. It's turkey talk.

It's when we spin a turkey, and if it lands on you, you get to say nice things

to the rest of the squad.

Wow. You kids don't get out much.

Well, we should get going.

Make yourself at home.

Oh, so sorry I sneezed on your cape during the tour of Astoria.

It's okay, citizen. You can just buy me a new one.

I'm serious.

You're going to buy me a new cape.

I'll meet you guys at the Tasty Trunk. I'm going to see if you'll answer a few

more questions for me.

Don't take too long.

After we spin that turkey, we eat that turkey.

Rick Glider, can you tell me about the time you saved Seagate from Trashzilla?

Well, that'll be the most mind -blowing story you've ever heard.

Time to be awesome.

That'll be the most mind -blowing story you've never heard.

That's my glidey alert reminding me to make some say.

Aw, man, I wish I could see you in action.

I do love an adoring audience.

Would you like to glide along?

Are you okay? Because I don't do mouth -to -mouth.

That means I want to go, but I have to meet my friends for our squad -aversary.

Well, what would you rather do?

Hang out with your hero or go talk to a turkey?

We don't talk to the turkey. We spin it, and then we... You're right. We don't

get out much.

I'm coming with you. Good call.

Cue my theme song.

Great glider will take flight. When he sees evil, he will fight. Fight, fight!

Glide, great glider, glide!

Yeah!

Do you want to know a secret?

I'm a princess, whose father won't let her become a knight. Please let me go to

night school, Daddy! Princess, please!

So, I use a magic ring and secretly train as Ciara.

Yes! And I'm Ark, a charming thief who has the same dream. I'm destined to

become a knight. But people from outside the kingdom aren't allowed in night

school. So I'm pretending I belong here.

Now, we protect each other's secrets.

So we can achieve our dream of becoming nice.

Where's Ark? He's two hours late.

Yeah, we can't play turkey talk without him. It's against the rules.

Oh, actually, there are no rules.

I made up this game because I was craving turkey.

I just grab my wallet. It's right here in my...

He'll take that knuckle sandwich to go.

But hold the tomatoes, because they have a weird texture.

You don't need to talk.

Hey, guys.

Ark, you were with Grey Glider this whole time. Do you know how hard it was

keep Prudy away from the turkey?

Prudy, no.

Yeah, you're missing our squatter bursary. I'm sorry, but now that I'm

have my undivided attention.

And oh my gosh, she's getting away.

Now!

Ark!

You kicked this crook like a crook kicking boss.

Thanks, I was the captain of my kickball team.

Let's get this guy through the dungeon.

Oh, guys, we can do this later, right? Not really. Well, thanks for

understanding.

Ark just bailed on him.

Don't worry. When Great Glider leaves, everything will go back to normal.

Rudy, did you just eat the whole turkey?

I waited two hours.

I deserved it.

So Ark ditched his friends for Great Glider.

You know, if that superhero sticks around, he could break up their squad.

We have to keep Greg Lighter here.

But we're almost done making the gliding gap.

Or are we?

We are.

Or are we?

If there's the king, they get a kingly reward.

That's why we're going to save him.

I'm just going outside for my daily cookie break.

Oh, here he comes. Time to catch a king.

Oh, no. I caught myself.

Let's see what today's cookie is.

stinky pillow.

That's no pillow.

That's Slobwick.

Slobwick stayed the king.

This creature shall get a kingly reward.

But first, send that cookie to the dungeon.

All we have to do is blow up the gliding gas so that Great Glider will be stuck

here. Pass me the blackberry.

Did you eat one?

No.

Maybe.

Ma 'am, I don't want Great Glider to go.

He's so awesome.

He even taught me his stare of truth.

deodorant, but I don't.

Looks like my glidey gas is almost ready.

Student, last chance for a selfie with a real hero.

You can also take pictures with me.

I gotta get rid of this guy.

If the gas...

stuck in Astoria.

Yes! No!

Please! Please! No!

It's extremely rare.

I mean, a sad version of that.

Bricklighter, now that you live here, you could be Astoria's superhero.

Hmm. That's true.

But I'd need a sidekick. Someone who's smart and makes good decisions.

asking Ark.

I'm asking Glidey Boy.

I'm Glidey Boy?

No, you're Arky Boy, and your superpower is friendship.

Yeah, there's no way you can be his sidekick and still have time to go to

school.

Wow.

So I have to choose between my dreams?

I don't know what to do.

I know the answer. It starts with, you better choose night school and ends

or I'm gonna smack you.

Well, Maybe the stare of truth will help you decide.

I really want to be a superhero, but I don't want CR to smack me.

Good choice.

I'm a superhero!

Where did my other clothes go?

Does it matter?

I'm a superhero!

He looks so weird now that Ark quit night school to become a superhero.

What do you mean? Ark's still here.

Oh, he's not. I just dressed up a tree.

Guys, trust me. Ark is just going through a phase. Next time we see him,

be back to normal.

Bloody boy!

Someone order a hero?

I forgot to give you something.

My super muscles barely felt that.

When are you going to snap out of this and hang up the tights?

Okay, never.

All right, I want to help people.

And being a superhero allows me to do that.

So does being a knight.

Yeah, but there's no guarantee I'm going to become a knight.

Or that I'm going to find my old clothes.

It's time to be glidy.

Oh, that's my alert. I got to go.

By the way, that's a good -looking tree.

Glidey boy!

Okay, new plan.

Since Ark won't quit, we have to get rid of Great Glider. Wish that Glidey gas

hadn't exploded.

Yeah, how could that even happen?

Sage got the ingredient.

And Sage mixed it together.

And Sage is pointing and laughing at us.

We know you destroyed the gliding gas.

What? I would never force Great Glider to stay here so that Ark could choose

over you dum -dums.

And we certainly did not blow it up with blast berries.

Sage, what you did was not cool.

You have to help us fix it. And what makes you think I'd ever do that?

Attention!

Now that Ark is a super zero, I've had to rearrange the squad.

Sage, you're in Phoenix now.

So I've had time to reconsider, and I want to help you now.

I'll make the guess right this time. You can't make it. There's no more

petroleum.

Actually, I do know of a troll mine that happens to have plenty of it.

The trolls don't like outsiders.

How are we supposed to sneak in?

Maybe I can use my magic to turn some of us into trolls.

I know I said I would help you, but there's no way you're turning us into

trolls. You turned us into trolls!

Look! My eyebrows are kissing!

Slobwick shall receive a kingly reward for saving me from a major boo -boo.

Present is treasure.

A buckload of chicken nuggets.

pretty sure when I fell on you, you gave me fleas.

We did it, Bobby.

It's nuggets time.

Relax, we're best friends.

What do you mean, no?

Wait, you want the nuggets all...

you stink, Wad.

Compliments will get you nowhere.

Now get to work. Let's go.

This smells more like poo, Trillium.

Right, guys?

Just find a bucket.

And so I told the ogre, it's not my fault your face looks like your butt.

Did you just say something nice?

No, sir.

You showed me respect.

These two are trolls.

Intruders!

God,

they found a bucket.

I mean, this isn't my house.

had fans before.

They adore you almost as much as they adore me. And my third grade teacher

I'd never amount to anything.

Take that, Mom!

I was homeschooled.

The Phoenix Squad has been captured by trolls. We have to help them.

Of course we will.

After we sign all these autographs.

But don't we have a responsibility to help people?

Yes. But we also have a responsibility to our fans.

And they want to see your cool new action figure.

How do they cram so much handsome into that little guy?

So what's it going to be?

Your friends or the fans who make it all worthwhile.

And while you're thinking about it, I'm going to sing your new theme song.

It's Gloddy Boy.

He's got his own toy.

Oh, joy.

You tricked the king.

Yeah, it was super easy. The king's not that smart.

Uh -oh.

I'm sorry,

Tooth Lobby. It was the nuggets that can drive a man crazy.

Less talking, more sweeping.

While I enjoy this cookie... Oatmeal raisin again?

son's troll mitzvah. Well, too bad.

There's nothing you can do to make us fall.

But muscle top on your son's big day.

You might as well give up. No one's coming to save you.

Oh, you came.

Yeah. And I found my old clothes. They were under my uniform the whole time.

Trolls!

found a bathroom it was surprisingly clean sorry i got swept up in being a

superhero but when i saw you guys were in trouble i knew i needed to be with my

squad happy squadversary i have some in case you changed

your mind huh don't we're trolls oh it's us you super dork

and send that superhero on his way.

You're still going to change his back.