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What? What?

Listen up before you hurt each other!

Sorry, all I heard was hurt each other.

I have a very special quest for you. This week, you must retrieve an ancient

medallion from the hidden Garden of Gnomes.

Medallions are great.

And these really make your eyes pop.

I wish my eyes would pop so I don't have to see that anymore.

Now, this medallion has the power to turn people into stone garden gnomes.

but scary.

Aw, cute but scary?

Just like my sage.

I was going for terrifying, but I'll take it.

But the real lesson is learning how to work with each other. So, I'm forming

groups. Crypan, Lucky, you will be with Unicorn Squad.

Sage, Buttercup, you will be with...

Wolverine squad.

Wolverine squad.

I mean, Phoenix squad.

We can't work with them. And we don't want to work with them.

Oh, see, you're already on the same page.

Please don't put Sage in our group. She's always trying to sabotage us.

How can I put this nicely?

A meanie McMeanie pants.

I'm so sorry for cursing.

Well, a wise knight once said...

Working with your rivals is the key to survival.

And that white knight was me.

I read that in a fortune cookie once.

Couldn't just let me have it, could you?

Now, the point is, whoever refuses to work with each other will spend the day

my detention cave.

Aw, it still has my initials carved in it.

Yeah, you spent so much time in there, I should be charging you rent.

Now get to work.

Okay, I'm in charge now, dum -dum. We're not dum -dums. That's not what the back

of your shirt say.

What?

I'm a dum -dum. Ha, I agree.

I wanted to dangle you off a cliff, but Buttercup stopped me. I didn't want

anyone to get hurt. So I settled for hurting your feelings instead.

How are we supposed to survive this quest with Sage?

Oh, we could insult each other like Sage would, so when she does, it doesn't

hurt our feelings.

Start with me.

You walk weird. Your belt's too big. Your beady eyes. Too mean!

Wait, I have a better plan.

Sage has a really bad attitude, so all she needs is an attitude adjustment.

Oh, I hear you loud and clear.

Um, no.

We give her an attitude adjustment.

It's a magical breath spray that changes the person's attitude to the complete

opposite. Oh, good idea.

Yeah, my mom tried to use that spray to make me less charming, but, uh, she

never got me.

Are you sure about that?

Too mean!

What if I just flip?

For food cart Fridays, I get to use my dipping sauce craft.

Mmm, bacon ranch.

Oh, yeah.

Mind if I dip?

Sure, if you can reach.

Can you jump?

I'm going to roll it. Come on, arm!

Never gets old.

Excuse me, Mr. King.

Why do we have to wear a bike helmet?

It's messing up my beautiful hair.

Your hair looks normal.

This is a guy with no hair.

As king, it is my job to protect my people and to delight them with my

crowns.

Chipotle mayo.

So close.

Okay, the crowns are pretty cool, but the rules are not.

I made a list of the working.

You cannot eat cake with every meal.

Lame.

You must brush your teeth twice a day.

Lamer! You can't pick your friend's nose.

What kind of friend would ask you to pick their nose?

One with no fingers and a lot of socks.

You need to see a doctor.

Well, lucky for you, today is the annual King for a Week raffle. If you win, you

can change whatever rules you want.

King's Fizz.

I like to... I'll do that.

Let's go, Sir Garrett.

And you can have some dip.

If you can catch me.

Okay, so

when Sage and Buttercup get here to discuss the quest, we make sure Sage

bunch of food covered in garlic.

Then I offer her the attitude adjustment spray once her breath is good and

stinking.

Any questions?

Yes. What if there's no food left by the time they get here?

Oh, is this for them?

Here you go.

All right, let's make this quick. I don't want people to see me hanging out

you.

Well, that hurts, but it's not the meanest thing I've heard today.

Anyway, we've located the hidden Garden of Gnome.

Oh, great.

Since I am your leader, I will take full credit. Where did I find it? Right

here.

Before we go, let's have a snack.

Would you like garlic fries, garlic knots, or garlic dipped in garlic?

I know why you're trying to get us to eat all this garlic.

You do?

Yeah. But despite the rumors, Sage is not a vampire.

You sleep upside down in one sleepover, now everybody talks.

Wow!

Sage, your breath is good and stinking.

Yeah. What a coinkydink I just so happen to have, breath spray. You want some?

No. If my breath keeps all of you away, I'm good.

I'll try some.

If the spray was going to turn Sage nice, do you think it'll turn Buttercup

evil?

Do you want to know a secret?

I'm a princess, whose father won't let her become a knight. Please let me go to

night school, Daddy! Princess, please!

So, I use a magic ring and secretly train as Ciara.

Yes! And I'm R, a charming thief who has the same dream. I'm destined to become

a knight. But people from outside the kingdom aren't allowed in night school.

I'm pretending I belong here.

Now, we protect each other's secrets. So we can achieve our dream of becoming

knights.

in school evil.

Watching Buttercup be mean is like seeing a baby bunny punch a unicorn.

Aw, look at Coins dancing.

I'm gonna go put that elf through a shelf.

Doesn't she mean on a shelf?

Buttercup!

Nope, she meant through.

wrong with Buttercup?

No idea. You thought of me. Did you do something to your hair?

Looks lovely.

Tell me what you did to Buttercup.

Well, we had a plan to make you nice so we could work with you on the quest. But

then Buttercup used the magic breath spray instead.

Now back to your hair.

Still lovely.

Stop talking about my amazing hair and fix...

It says here all we have to do is give Buttercup to use the spray again, and

it'll change her back to normal. All right, great. Let's do it before someone

else gets hurt.

Come back here! I'm not finished with my drug solo!

Hear ye, hear ye, my fellow historians.

His Majesty is about to pick the king for a week.

of destruction.

than my chocolate fountain.

I will now.

Just pick already!

I see someone missed nap time.

Don't get comfortable.

Since I'm no longer king, I shall go fishing.

Guards!

Just call me regular Joe Citizen as I hike to the place where fish live.

Bad Buttercup liked sticky and wedgie.

She was so fat.

Buttercup, we have to talk.

Oh, hey, guys.

Aw, how you feeling, wedgie -wick?

I can taste my underwear.

I don't know where the wedgie starts and my best friend ends.

Buttercup, we made a mistake, and in order for us to fix it, you've got to

the breath spray again.

Oh, good.

Because we all want you to go back to normal.

Not all of us. Hit it, Buttercup.

Sir Gareth, the tension cage.

Sage, why are you doing this?

You know, at first, having Buttercup be bad was a little weird, but...

stick it in.

We decided that we don't want to work with you. We're going to get that no

medallion. Well, all of you fail.

Then we'll just tell Sir Derek what you did in about my wedgie.

Are you going to tell him how you tried to change me? Or how you turned

Buttercup evil?

That is completely accurate, but you make it sound a lot worse than it is.

You know what? Forget the truth.

I'll just use my... Lucky lockpick to get us out of here.

I'll take that and put it right here.

Just out of reach.

Buttercup! You monster!

My dinner cake is delicious.

Yes, your majesty. Just like your breakfast, lunch, and second lunch

We should turn you all in a garden now.

Oh, great idea.

But you weren't supposed to actually do it. But you said we should.

Yeah, and that's when you tell me I've gone too far and we go get ice cream.

That's what we do!

It's what we used to do. I'm bad now. Get into it.

I was just saying we shouldn't have turned them into stone.

You're right.

I was worried you'd gone off the deep end. We should turn...

with my awesome evil plan, then you can join them.

Buttercup, what are you doing? I'm your best friend.

But there's no way he made it magic -proof.

You taste show, Bendy Barton.

Oh, no, it's okay, guys.

My medallion saved me.

Well, let's see if this cage is princess -proof.

What's up, girl? You look nice.

I am so sorry, old habit.

Anyway, the royal guards are trained to respond as...

as I say the word help.

Watch this.

Help!

Okay, good call. Now just have them push my lockpick a little bit closer and

I'll get us out of here.

Guys!

I did it!

Thanks. You can go now.

Pretty cool, right?

They are.

come when i run out of pizza okay now let's find sage and buttercup okay but

should change back into tiara i will but i just love this dress yeah it's a

great color on you i do not disagree

while fishing.

Wait. What's going on here?

Fizz changed a bunch of rules. The people suffered. Now they want to

him out of the kingdom.

Sorry,

sir. A lot of things happened while you were gone.

This is why I hold the raffle.

To remind the people of Astoria that my rules are good and helpful.

So you knew this would go bad?

Yes. And every year you people do the same. thing every year. It's really

starting to worry me.

Can you please be the king again? I'll follow whatever rules you want.

Fine.

Henceforth, no harm shall come to this boy.

Not even a little?

No, he has suffered enough.

I see Buttercup, but there's no sign of Sage.

Stand right here, dum -dum.

Think of that.

Everyone protect your underwear.

Quiet.

Buttercup's gone too far.

She turned the other group into gnomes and plans to do it to the whole kingdom.

Then why is she over there having tea?

Well, she's evil, but she still loves tea parties.

I asked for a stone, not a stone!

This would have never happened if you hadn't turned Buttercup evil in the

place.

Yeah, well, we only did that because we decided and then you.

Dang it, she's right.

Yeah, as difficult as you are, we should have found a way to work with you

instead of trying to change you. Well, as your leader, I accept your apology.

And I'll stop calling myself your leader.

Hey, maybe we can still work together.

I still have the magic breath spray.

I know exactly what to do.

Follow me, but be quiet.

Hey, Buttercup, I brought you a gift.

Aw, thanks.

So, what's the gift?

Is it an evil puppy?

No, I brought you the phoenix squad.

Aw, next time go puppy.

Does this mean you decided to come to your senses and join me? Yeah, let's

the whole kingdom into stone.

But first, let's practice our hat.

Let's hear one.

Now that's time to put some stank on it.

Ha!

What? What happened?

My head feels like it's spinning.

Whee!

You're back.

Whoa.

We were gnomes.

We finally had facial hair. We looked good!

you use this as bait, but I'm glad Buttercup is back to normal.

Whee!

Normal might be a stretch.

Well, at least our group got the medallion.

Wait, where is it?

Happy dance!

Let's catch them and throw them off a cliff.

Or we could just hug them until they apologize.

Aw, that's my buddy butt.