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The one thing Phoenix Squad has that no other squad has is... My hug. My rugged

good looks. My rugged good looks.

Not even close.

I'm talking about Warwick's magic.

He's been working on a spell that can teleport all of us from one place to

another. I call it the squad poof.

Well, that'll be helpful to get us out of danger. Plus, we'll never have to

the stairs again.

I hate stairs.

Poopless Warwick.

I'll give it a try.

Pretend we're in danger.

Transportio poopy -woopy.

Well, at least our weapons don't have to take the stairs.

I'm sorry, guys. I just can't concentrate on magic because all I can

is what happened with the princess earlier.

Now that's all I can think about.

And I don't even know what happened.

I was in the courtyard about to show figures my double sword move when... Now

can do this.

Warwick! You finally did it! You're awesome!

Oh. The princess says I'm awesome.

The princess.

You guys should have seen it. She was so flustered. We had a feeling about you

two.

Right, Ciara?

Maybe. She was just flustered because that was a really stupid place for a

card.

Okay, you don't know anything about the Princess Ciara.

But I do, which is why I'm going to ask her out.

My dreams are coming true!

This is really bad, guys.

I can't date Warwick.

We've been squad mates for so long, he's like my brother.

Can't you just tell him who you really are?

Or can I tell him? Because I want to tell someone.

I'm sorry, but too many people already know my secret.

Ark knows, and you know, and... Yeah.

Even Slobwick's starting to get suspicious.

No, that's just the look he gives you when he's about to... He finished my

sentence.

My point is, I can't risk anyone else learning my secret, or my dad will find

out and my night school days are over.

Well, maybe hearing the princess say no is just what Warwick needs.

You're right. He'll be upset for a minute, then he'll get over his crush

able to focus on his magic again.

I still can't believe you walked into a chime clock.

What is this even doing here?

going to review it on my channel buttercup buttercup is that where you

butter in cup yep did you see my review of that cup of bologna butter it's

riveting

butter can be yeah if only i could review dragon butter if you eat it you

breathe fire but isn't that hard to get impossible dragons do not like to be

milked i found that out the hard way i

hate seeing you like this i'm gonna find a better way to get you views

don't you mean uh

When Warwick asks you out, you need to let him down easy.

Oh, here he comes. Go pretend you're buying a churro.

Oh, I'm not going to pretend.

Oh, look, he brought a flower.

I was worried he was going to do something over the top, like a song and

number.

Yo, princess, I've got something to ask you. It goes to a little something like

this.

Will you go out with me?

I'm very flattered, but... No, thank you.

Okay,

sure. No problem. I just wanted to know how you felt, and now I do.

Our plan's working. He's already over it.

I'll never get over this!

Do you want to know a secret?

I'm a princess, whose father won't let her become a knight. I'm going to go to

night school, Daddy! Princess, please!

So, I use a magic ring and secretly train as Ciara.

And I'm R, a charming thief who has the same dream. I'm destined to become a

knight. But people from outside the kingdom aren't allowed in night school.

I'm pretending I belong here.

Now, we protect each other's secrets. So we can achieve our dream of becoming

knights.

We know you're hurting, but we're going to fix you, buddy.

Yes. We're going to get you back to being a magical knight in training in no

time. No.

Take me back to the crying tree.

You won't be saying that after you see what we did to your banner.

What we're trying to say is you don't need the princess.

You've got us.

Why would you even bring up the princess?

I knew it was a bad idea when I was saying it.

Look, I thought I'd feel better once I got an answer, but I don't.

I need a tissue.

Load a tissue with me.

I have to wipe my tears with Prudy's hammer.

Even his magic's worse.

We have to fix him, or at least get him some tissues.

Well, since we can't tell him Ciara's secret, maybe we can find him another

to take his mind off the princess.

Sure, but it can't just be any girl, I mean.

The princess is hard to top, just saying.

That's it.

Let's just find Warwick another princess.

I'll create a profile for him on Astoria's royal dating site, Match

Check out my profile.

Are you riding a tiger while lifting weights?

The muscles were fake, but the tiger was very real.

it tastes a lot better on a floor made out of toast.

It's not for tasting.

This is how you're going to get more views on your channel.

Three words, butter prank videos.

But someone could slip and get hurt. Yeah, if we're lucky, let's roll.

Hey, butter lovers, watch this.

Oh, hello, Mr. Triple Burger. I have been looking forward to you all day.

Head over heels for butter.

Oh, no!

Mr. Simple Burger!

Hey, Warwick, we have good news for you. Yeah, I put your profile on a dating

site, and thanks to all your awesome qualities, you got a response.

Wait, my profile only got one response?

No.

No, it got dozens of responses.

I could only pick one.

I can't just get over the princess.

She's hard to top.

Just saying.

I hear that.

But we found you a new princess, and she's on her way over here to meet you

right now.

Guys, that's really nice and all, but there's only one princess for me.

Granted, I found a new one.

Greetings. I am Princess Dimples of Hunter's Point.

You must be Warwick.

Yes. Nice to meet you.

She's a princess. You're supposed to kiss her hand.

Wow.

Our first hand kiss.

My mom's not going to believe this.

Why don't we take a stroll around Loogie Lake?

Oh, your hands are so soft.

I moisturize my knuckles.

He's over the princess and his magic is working again.

And I didn't even have to tell him my secret.

My instincts tell me this is going to be a match made in heaven.

Princess Dimples seemed cool, so I tried to find her on Goblingram, but she's

not there.

Well, some people aren't on Goblingram. Like old folks and trolls.

But there's nothing about her anywhere.

I'm starting to wonder if she really is a princess.

I'm pretty sure Dimples is a princess.

Her dating profile says she's honest, and an honest person would never lie on

their profile.

You lied on yours.

Because I'm not an honest person. I've been pretty upfront about that.

Hey, guys.

We just had the best third date.

Yeah. It was a combo of brunch, bike riding, and bird watching.

The three Bs.

He watched the birds.

I watched him.

Yeah, I get that a lot.

However, if you'll excuse me, I need to re -moisturize my knuckles.

We're coming with you. We want to hear about brunch. Was there bacon?

I tried to find you on Goblingram, but I couldn't... Yeah, I'm not allowed on

Goblingram because my father, the king, is very overprotective.

No way.

Our princess has that problem, too. My dad won't let me do anything.

I had to use a secret passageway just to come over here.

No way.

Our princess has a secret passageway, too.

out to see my war hunk.

That is one nickname that has now burned into my brain.

But I'm glad you guys are together.

Warwick's much happier now that he's over our princess.

Warwick liked your princess?

Yeah. But who could blame the guy? She's a catch.

Six times the bacon.

I hope I find a guy like you someday.

Winky Bear, did you ever go out with the princess of Astoria?

Oh, no.

But she wanted to go out with me. She did this whole dance thing. It was real

embarrassing.

Embarrassing for someone.

Well, I hope she doesn't still have feelings for my bridge -storming. Oh,

totally does.

She'll never get over all this.

Oh, I think she will.

Let's leave and...

Give the lovebird some quiet time.

How does this keep happening?

Hey, guys, it's your girl, Sage.

And your girl, Buttercup.

And our next prank is called Butterblaster.

This cannon is filled with butterball.

Are you sure we should be doing...

Yeah, I'm sure.

Butter in the hole!

I give that four hats.

Help me reload. They're getting away.

That's it.

I'm shutting this channel down.

No more butter.

But you said you wanted more views. This is working.

If this is what we have to do to get more views, then no thank you.

No one's asking me out with weird dances.

Hello.

I didn't see you there.

I'm not sure why. I was just hiding behind this barrel.

I am Prince Dimples of Hunter's Point.

Oh, it's so nice to meet you. I'm the Princess of Astoria.

Oh, I know.

Why do you say that in a scary voice?

Warwick, he's gonna ask you, get ready, girl.

Oh, my new boo is talking to my old boo.

I know you're in love with my man.

Man? No, I thought you were dating Warwick.

You'll never take him away from me.

My new boo has wings?

Well, maybe she'll just bring the princess back.

No, she's gone.

I'm interested in Warwick, so there's no need to lock me in your creepy castle.

Creepy? Thank you. That's what I'm going for.

Also, I don't believe you about Warwick.

I don't get it. I heard you were a nice princess with an overprotective dad. He

is overprotective.

He's protecting the kingdom from me.

Guards, prepare to lock her in my walk -in closet.

That doesn't sound very scary.

You walk in, but you never walk out.

Ah, there it is.

Look, our princess is being hell -capped by the evil demon with great taste in

men.

Dude, there are a lot of guards. You're gonna have to squat -proof us and the

princess out of here. You think you can do it?

Save the princess?

I'd do anything.

That's her.

Perfect hair.

And a perfect smile.

Will we stop thinking about the princess or... That'll happen.

Looky there.

What are you and your friends doing here?

Oh, I just wanted to stop by, see your place, and ask why you stole our

princess.

Oh, we were just hanging out, getting to know each other.

Normal girl stuff.

You spotted demon wings and tried to trap me.

Oh, this is going to be hard for you to hear, but I'm breaking up. I'm breaking

up with you.

I did it first. Everybody heard me.

Guard, attack my ex -boyfriend and his friend.

I have a date with another guy.

You don't know him, but he's totally not.

Trust me. You're going to want to do this video.

Hey, guys. It's your girl, Sage.

And instead of doing a prank, I am going to apologize to my best friend.

She replaced me that fast, huh?

I was talking about you.

Who is this you girl, and why does she have such a stupid name?

Just listen.

I wanted to help you get more viewers, but I did it my way.

It's time we do it your way.

It's no big deal. I just snuck into the dragon's lair, sang it to sleep with a

lullaby, and milked it.

Aww. Can I hear the lullaby you sang?

Okay, you caught me. I knocked the dragon out with an elbow to the snout.

Anyway, I'm sorry, Cup.

That's not my name anymore.

You can call me Buttercup.

And this is Buttercup's Buttercup. Today, I'm reviewing dragon butter. They

one taste and you can breathe fire.

Not going to lie, it burns.

It's funny when it happens to other people.

You were just a princess and now you're Ciara. There's no time to explain.

Come on. We gotta get out of here.

Hey! Wait! No!

That's the walk -in closet that you... never walk out of.

Forget the closet. Tell me how the princess turned into you.

She transformed?

That's bananas!

Can someone tell me what's going on?

Warwick, I am the princess.

I turned myself into Ciara with this pixie ring so I can go to night school.

My father won't allow the princess.

Wow.

That ring has some strong magic because you don't look anything like the

princess.

Not even a little?

No.

And also, I'm really sorry, but I don't think the princess and I are going to

work out. Just for squad mates and like a sister to me. Oh, I am so... Shh.

Begging won't help.

Wait. If you're over the princess, maybe your magic will work again.

Yeah, can you squad Poofy out of here?

I don't know, but I'll give it a shot.

Just pretend we're in danger.

We are in danger.

Okay, not helping, C. Arvra.

Let's hope this works.

Trimportio Poofy Woofy!

do the squad proof again.

Yeah, you almost killed her, but good job, buddy.

So, now that we're safe, how long have you guys known that she was the

I just found out. But Art's been lying to you since he came from Seagate.

What, you're from Seagate?

No, I'm nuts!