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Student, the annual night school battle royale is quickly approaching.

A battle royale? Is that like a dance battle? Because you all are about to get

served.

No, man, don't do that.

No, a battle royale is an epic fight fest.

And yeah, don't do that.

She's correct. No weapons, no squad, everyone for themselves.

Just like all of my family reunions.

And if you get knocked to the ground, you're out.

I'll be more than happy to show you.

The ground's right there.

Now where are their heads?

Previous winners include yours truly, Crypan's brother, Lopan, and the brave

Princess Eliza.

Yes, you go, Eliza!

I'm just a big fan.

Not a relative.

The battle is slated for next week.

But our enemies don't keep a schedule, so the competition begins now!

Take that, unicorn!

Unicorn? More like unicant.

You heard the rules. No squads.

doesn't take anything personally.

Ark wins!

I won?

Can I do my dance now?

Dance like no one's watching, buddy.

Yay, Ark! You're awesome!

Your skills have started to blossom!

Some guy named Ark is. Wait, that's me.

Breathe, Ciara. Come to pruney.

I can't believe I'm in third place. I used to rule this school.

That's an 11.

Great battle royale, students.

Now, make room so the school janitor can clean this mess up.

Congratulations. I'm not paying you either.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm happy for you.

I just wanted to win this like my sister did.

It's not your fault I have an edge.

What does that mean?

I'm at the school pretending to be a dragon blood because Riker attacked my

village. I train hard every day so that I can get revenge on him.

Hey, I want to... take down Riker too.

Yeah, but you have less time to train because of your princess duties.

Are you saying being the princess is a weakness?

No, not a weakness, just a huge disadvantage.

That's another word for weakness.

Not disadvantage, just something that's definitely holding you back.

Prudy, what's wrong?

You haven't touched your third plate of hamburgers.

I'm bummed.

Ark and CR are at the top of the leaderboard, and we're... Just as good.

Almost as good.

The dead weight on the squad.

If Phoenix Squad is ever going to become knights, we need to be at the top of

the leaderboard, too. We will.

And trust me, Prudy, nobody thinks we're the dead weight.

What's up, dead weight?

Sage. Don't pick on us just because you're in the top three. But no one

be third.

It rhymes with turd.

Also smird, which isn't a word, but I'm working on it.

Oh, Sir Gareth, if one was upset about one's ranking, how would they go about

raising it?

Same question.

That's annoying.

Oh, well, students can earn hero points for an extremely heroic act.

Like offering you ketchup for your fries?

Oh, do you have ketchup?

Okay, pretty, we have to get those hero points.

Not if we get them first.

Yeah, this whole hero points thing sounds really smird.

Princess, I know you're mad at me, so I got you a bag of marshmallows to say I'm

sorry.

Then I passed the campfire, so here's an empty bag.

You don't need to apologize.

Which is good, because that was a horrible apology.

You're just bringing up what I worry about every day.

You know what I worry about?

Cavity. I just ate a whole bag of marshmallows.

I'm worried that being the princess is a weakness.

I miss so much training.

Come on, you haven't missed that much.

I miss knife throwing because I had a royal ball.

I also miss dragon riding because I had a royal ball.

I have to go to a lot of royal balls.

Wow, that's terrible.

I know.

But at least I get shrimp wrapped in bacon.

I was talking about that knife.

Do you want to know a secret?

I'm a princess whose father won't let her become a knight. Please let me go to

night school, Daddy! Princess, please!

So, I use a magic ring and secretly train as Ciara.

Yes! And I'm Ark, a charming thief who has the same dream. I'm destined to

become a knight. But people from outside the kingdom aren't allowed in night

school. So I'm pretending I belong here.

Now, we protect each other's secrets.

So we can achieve our dream of becoming knights.

has returned.

I'm trying to celebrate this joyous occasion.

I'm sharing syrup from my chocolate fountain.

Is this the same chocolate you take your morning bath in? Yes.

If you don't want yours, I'll take it.

Hands off, wizard.

Princess Eliza will now say a few words.

Most of you were unaware that I was on a secret mission to find the armor of

Astoria. I knew!

We're tight like that.

Since the armor makes whoever wears it invincible, I wanted to use it to defeat

Riker. I knew that part. We're tight like that.

No, we're not.

Before I could find the armor, I was intercepted by Riker's army.

Thinking of the good people of Astoria gave me the strength to fight them off.

Yes! She did, because she's my hero.

Riker is destroying every village in his path, looking for the armor.

It's only a matter of time before he finds it. If Riker finds that armor,

be invincible, and Astoria is doomed.

Way to bring down the party, Opencross.

See, this is why I didn't invite you to my barbecue.

Listen, we can't let our enemies ruin this feast.

So please...

continue celebrating Eliza's return and eating my bathtub chocolate.

With all this record stuff, I hope you'll be using that pixie crystal ring

gave you.

Yeah. I turn into Ciara every chance I get to train at night school.

I was top student until... Until a handsome young warrior kicked your

Ark, what are you doing here?

Ark? I...

Wizard Dumblebaggins.

This piece is for royals and honored guests only.

But I have to ask Eliza where she thinks the invincible armor is.

I need to use it to get revenge on Riker.

I'll get rid of him.

Hogan Cross.

Come meet Wizard Dummybaggins.

I thought I knew every wizard in the kingdom.

You don't remember me?

We were bunkmates at Wizard Cap.

I never went to wizard camp.

Didn't sell enough cookies.

Which means you're lying and about to eat fireballs.

Would a fake wizard do this?

Sorry Ark bugged you about the armor.

It's not like you know where it is.

Actually...

I do know where it is, and I have a map to where it's hidden. But there's no way

I can make it there with my injury.

Then let's get the map tonight.

They can get the armor.

Riker's spies are everywhere.

There's only one person I trust to get it.

Dad? He hasn't gone anywhere by himself in 20 years.

I have to potty. Let's go, people.

Yeah, I wasn't talking about Dad, obviously.

I was talking about you.

Me?

Remember how we used to pretend to be legendary knights when we were kids?

Well, this is your chance to be one for real and save our kingdom.

Students, Riker is close to getting the arm of Astoria. And with it, he can

march through the crystal force field into the castle.

How do we defeat the armor?

The simple answer is, I haven't a clue.

We're looking for ideas from the best and brightest minds in the kingdom.

Slobby has an idea.

Nope, just gas.

Well, that's the second best idea we've heard today.

Come on, Hogan Cross, hoof me back to my chocolate fountain.

I think better with chocolate between my toes.

Class, today, instead of training, you will be brainstorming ideas on how to

defeat the armor of Astoria.

Prudy, if we figure out how to defeat the armor, we'll get all the hero

And then we'll move up on the leaderboard.

Go Team Deadweight!

Yeah, we should get a better team name.

Did you hear that?

They're trying to defeat Riker and take all the hero points.

We have to beat Giant Dork and Magic Dork to it.

Great idea, Sage!

Then we'll beat the dork!

Everyone's thinking about this all wrong.

We don't have to defeat the armor. We just have to get to it first.

Did your sister say anything about where it might be?

She did not say anything, and she certainly doesn't have a map.

Oh, my goblins! She has a map!

This means I can find the armor and get revenge on Riker.

Eliza wants me to get it myself, but I thought about it, and I'm going to tell

her no.

Why?

How can I save the kingdom when I miss so much training being the princess?

I don't have what it takes.

Lucky for you, you have the greatest weapon in the kingdom.

Me.

Now I'm definitely not going.

The greatest weapon is tired of you walking away from him.

Oh!

Sorry, Princess Eliza. You survived a battle with Riker only to be attacked by

charming old me.

You think you're charming?

That's interesting.

Look at us, palling around like new friends.

My sister didn't tell me you were so weird.

I'm kidding. She told me.

Well, she also told me something.

You have a map to the armor of Astoria.

You know.

You're not the only one she tells everything to. I'm basically her other

Don't tell anybody about that map.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to pretend I see a friend. Hey, you!

You think that hurts my feelings, and it kind of does.

Can I get over it?

Because I just pickpocketed your map.

Time to get revenge on Riker.

Are you ready to go get the armor?

Look, Eliza, this is really hard to tell you because you're my hero.

But I think we should send the knights to do this.

I told you you're the only person I trust.

Why won't you go?

When you went to knight school, you trained full time.

I can't. You know Dad won't let me.

Which is why I'm just not good enough.

Well, I think you are.

And if your hero believes in you, shouldn't you believe in yourself?

Astoria needs you to step up.

So, take this map.

Which I no longer have.

Someone stole it!

By any chance, did you talk to Ark recently?

Yeah, just a minute ago.

He stole it, didn't he?

Yeah, that's what he does.

So the armor... of Astoria makes whoever wears it invincible unless we can find

a way to damage it. I just wish there was a way to convince Riker to take it

off. Maybe we can.

Through the power of a musical theater.

Take that armor off, Mr. Riker.

If you anger this giant, you won't like her.

Okay, you know I love it, but something tells me Riker isn't a song and dance

man. Well, the wizard's made the armor with magic.

Maybe it can be defeated by magic, like one of your spells.

Wait, that's a good idea.

Bookshelf, give me my book of spells.

Hey, this is Buttercup's book of doodles and happy things.

Sage and Buttercup stole my spell book.

They must be trying to sabotage us.

Then let's go sabotage them.

And sing about it on the way?

Of course.

My heart is full of rage. We must get back on stage and buttercup!

Okay, I'll check out this battle axe and some armor underpants.

Sorry, Lobby already checked out the last pair of armor underpants.

Come on, Slobby, I need those.

You keep them.

And you can keep your fingers.

Hey, Ark.

Checking out some weapons?

Yeah. I need a haircut, so I figured I'd just save some money and do it myself.

Well, then, go ahead.

I can't do it.

I sold the map. I'm going to get the armor.

You were just planning to go by yourself?

Yeah.

It's better than waiting for Riker to find it.

People with face tattoos usually get what they want.

Give me the map.

Here.

I can't believe you're just going to give it back to Eliza.

I'm not.

I'm using it to go get the armor.

But you said you didn't have what it takes to do this.

I'm not sure I do.

But Astoria needs me to step up.

And needs me to go with you so I can get the revenge I so desperately want?

Fine.

Thank you.

And I'm sorry about stealing the map. It'll never happen again.

You took it from me while we were talking, didn't you? Yes, I did.

Breathing up here.

Threat the worm.

The map says the armor's hidden on top of Mount... You're gonna freeze.

Look.

The armor of Astoria.

We found it.

Trapped in ice.

There's a handprint on it.

Maybe that's how you get the armor out.

Why don't you touch it while I wear your glove?

And your scarf. And your jacket.

we can defeat Riker.

You'll have to defeat us first.

Riker's goons.

Goons? At least we know not to wear short sleeves on a mountaintop.

If they get the armor, Riker will be unstoppable.

We'll have to fight them.

I'll take Smelly, Tiny, and Fish Face.

That leaves me itchy, twitchy, and fart -masked.

All of the most powerful weapons in Astoria are powered by... True love!

If by true love you mean battle crystals.

Sure.

Okay.

So, let's see if this crystal -tipped arrow is powerful enough to penetrate

armor.

Penetrate regular armor. How could it defeat the armor of Astoria?

We need to find a way to boost the power of these crystals.

How about we boost the power of the... Where's my spell book?

I don't know.

Well, then we don't know where your weapons are.

I think I thought about the cliff.

Why would you do that? I was going to give your spell book back.

Master, we got the hero points. I'm Sage.

That's what I do.

Then give it to me now.

Oh, sure.

Here you go.

Oopsie.

No!

How are we supposed to defeat the armor without my spell?

How are we supposed to do it without my crystal weapon?

I have a suggestion for how to defeat the armor.

Please do not say true love.

I no longer have a suggestion.

Eliza, you've come to save us.

Put down your weapon.

You heard her, goon squad.

I was talking to you two.

Eliza, what are you doing?

Giving the armor of Astoria to our true ruler.

That's right.

Eliza's working for me.

I have the armor.