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Art, I've been looking for you. Oh, did I make honor roll?

No.

I noticed that you were the only student who hasn't taken the mandatory art

elective. I took the art of being cool.

I got an A.

Yeah, you did.

He got a C.

The only elective left is the balloon arts.

Ooh.

That's the second hardest one after swim dancing with mermaids.

Turn in your balloon work in three days and make it pop.

Little balloon humor.

Hear ye, hear ye, my fellow Astorians. We have a national emergency.

My daughter has no friends.

This isn't happening.

It's happening.

I've been told most teenagers have people over to hang, but my sweet

just sits alone in her room.

I love her, but she's pathetic.

That's not true. It's just my excuse for when I sneak off to night school.

Quiet. I'm enjoying this.

So you are cordially invited to the Princess Needs a Friend party, starting

Fetch the princess from her chamber of sadness.

This is so exciting.

We get to party with the princess.

Actually, I can't stay. I'm getting my wisdom teeth taken out. You got them

taken out last week.

I meant I'm getting them put back in.

I hate having to blow off Prudy to be the princess.

My secret makes me feel like I'm being a 50 % bestie.

I have a very serious balloon assignment.

I don't have time for friend math today.

Prudy, I'm so psyched. Today's the day me and the princess fall in love.

Oh, yeah, forgot.

No boys allowed.

Prudy, tell the princess I can do ten push -ups.

Oh, go make friends. I know you can do it, sweetums.

Oh, sorry.

Your Highness, I almost knocked you down with my giant strength. No problem,

Prudy. Which I assume your name is.

It is.

Although the giant pronunciation is... Anyway,

this party's nice.

There are so many new friends to choose from.

Wait a minute.

I do get to choose my friend.

And I can choose you.

Why have I never thought of this before? Because we just met four seconds ago.

Has it been four seconds already?

Let's celebrate.

Burger tray?

It's like you know me.

Not that I have put lots and lots of thought into it.

At least you didn't put as much thought into it as this dude.

Check out his costume.

Thanks. My mom made it.

Uh, Sir Garrett?

I knew you liked Tag High, but maybe you shouldn't.

the copies of Hag High 8, Hags to Richard?

Oh, sorry.

That guy got the last one.

Oh, Hag of the No.

Don't take that potion. It'll change everything.

Sir Gareth, you're going to spoil this first like you did with every other Hag

High book.

Do I do that?

Yes. You told us the ending to Teenage Mutant Ninja Hag.

And Hags to the Future.

And Haggy Potter.

Oh, I guess I do have a problem.

I give you my word, I will not ruin this book for you.

Okay, now he's far away and we can't hear his voice.

Agnes, don't trust that octopus!

We can still hear you!

Oh, sorry, I didn't know.

Okay, throw the jelly beans on one, two...

Crushing it.

This is so much fun, but I have to go do princess stuff.

Well, I hope we can hang out again.

That's what friends do, right? They hang out together.

New friend handshake?

Friends!

See you soon.

Sooner than you think.

I'd better eat all these beanbag chairs before Ciara sees them.

Where did you come from?

I know, right? So, how was the princess party?

Did you love it? Did you love her? Tell me everything.

It was fine, but I didn't get to meet the princess.

Oh, I know. She's amazing.

Wait, what?

You didn't meet the princess?

why my best friend is lying to me.

Do you want to know a secret?

I'm a princess, whose father won't let her become a knight. Please let me go to

night school, Daddy! Princess, please!

So, I use a magic ring and secretly train as Ciara.

Yes! And I'm Ark, a charming thief who has the same dream. I'm destined to

become a knight. But people from outside the kingdom aren't allowed in night

school. So I'm pretending I belong here.

Now, we protect each other's secrets.

So we can achieve our dream of becoming knights.

Ark,

I need your help with Prudy.

Sorry, I'm really busy.

See, I knew you'd understand.

So Prudy and the princess hung out yesterday.

I was finally 100 % her bestie.

So what's the problem?

When I asked Prudy how the party was, she said she never even met the

No, she didn't. Oh, yes, she did.

So, I need you to talk to Prudy and find out why she lied.

So put down that rope with the knot in it.

It's a worm kissing a worm. How could you not see that?

If you don't help me, I'll be forced to talk to you about every feeling I have.

I'm not your dad. Crying won't work on me.

I was wrong. It'll work. I'll help you.

Holy hag.

Don't eat that starfish.

Okay, I searched everywhere, but I couldn't find a single copy of Hag High.

But did you find three copies?

Eric, you're about to ruin that book for us.

Can't you use your magic to fix this?

Wait, there is a spell.

I can cast it on our ears so whenever Sir Gaff talks to us, it'll sound like

he's saying nonsense.

Sounds helpful and hilarious. Do it.

First, a little luck for the magic makers.

Thought that would look a lot cooler.

Here's the, here's the mumbly joke.

What? Did it work?

It worked.

He sounds like an angry baby.

Just nod and smile like you understand what he's saying.

Oh, so do what I always do.

Got it.

Well said, sir.

Did you see how he was waving that book around? He totally spoiled it. But we

didn't hear.

Oh, word.

I was just telling those three that tomorrow's class is canceled and a story

man -eating spider will be migrating right through the training yard.

So get out of here before you get eaten by a spider. That's how we lost

Grasshopper Squad.

Okay,

Prudy's coming.

Find out why she lied, but be cool.

Don't worry, she won't suspect a thing.

So, Prudy, princess party.

Did you lie about it?

Oh, I'm so glad you asked.

I've been dying to tell someone how much fun it was.

And the princess is amazing.

She's like no one I've ever met before.

But Ciara said you didn't even meet the princess.

Explain yourself.

Loudly. So I could hear you even if I were standing behind the fireplace.

I feel awful about lying.

I just don't think Ciara would understand why I want to be friends with

princess. I don't want things to get weird because we've always been so

She is close to you.

Really, really close.

Anyway, I just came to grab my wallet.

I'm getting me and the princess tickets to the baby dragon petting zoo.

They burn your hands, but warm your heart.

Okay.

This is bad.

She's getting tickets early, which means you'll get to pet all the good dragons.

Oh, not only is Prudy lying to me, She's making secret plans with someone else.

Prudy likes the princess better than me.

But you are the princess.

Prudy doesn't know that.

Wait, are you jealous of yourself?

Of course I'm jealous of myself. I stole my best friend.

All right, Slobwick. It took me all

night, but I made an X.

Let's see what you did.

Oh, come on. You don't even have hands.

No, no. Come back. Teach me your ways.

Where's that music coming from?

having a sad time behind Mr. Knight?

Just saying goodbye to my bestie with her favorite food song.

Broody loved hot cross buns.

This one goes out to you, Broody.

That's a hot cross mess.

But so am I.

I was so worried about being a 50 % bestie that I let the princess 100 %

spot. I think you're overreacting.

Prudy can never like anyone more than you. But how can I know that for sure?

I have an idea that'll prove you're her favorite. But first... How does that

help me?

It helped me.

Hey, don't we have class?

Where is everybody?

Maybe they saw you kissing your wrist and they're in the bathroom throwing up.

Let's leave.

Run!

That's an historian man -eating spider.

They react to movement, so stay perfectly still.

Uh -oh.

That's going to be a problem.

Buttercup dances when she's nervous.

We still haven't heard a hag high spoiler.

Good news.

And we never will, because the spider's coming back to eat us all.

I love watching Prudence eat, but how is this helping?

My plan is going to prove Prudence likes Ciara, that's you, more than she likes

the princess.

Also you.

Guess who's singing?

It's me.

To prudence from the princess.

I'm glad you're a friend that I got.

I need to talk.

So let's meet tonight in the courtyard at seven. Let's make it seven on the

You invited her to hang out with the princess?

Why is everyone team princess?

Don't worry, she's about to get a second invitation from Ciara, so she'll be

forced to choose, and she will choose Ciara.

Still you.

Another one?

Rudy, it's me, Ciara. I totally need to chat.

Meet me in the rec room at seven. That's all I'll say about that.

Love you, bye.

Thanks, Ark.

Oh, you're welcome, little lady.

Okay, I'm going to go get ready.

Yee -haw!

Uh, Warlock, go ahead and put the food on my tab. The name is Sir Garrett.

Ark?

Prudy!

Did you just get here? Because I definitely wasn't watching you.

I just got the cutest country spellogram from Ciara.

And I bet it sang like an angel.

Yeah, that's awesome.

Anyway, I'm supposed to meet Ciara later, but will you tell her I can't?

What do you mean you can't? I have to meet the princess.

But don't tell Ciara that part.

Thanks.

Oh, man.

That didn't go as expected, cause Ciara just got rejected.

Hey,

Ark. Just putting out a few pretty favorite things.

Deli meat.

She's in her BFF.

That's me!

Oh, man.

Look how happy you are.

I am beyond happy.

Now I know what Buttercup feels like.

Okay, try to hold on to that feeling.

Prudence decided to hang out with the princess instead of you.

What? No, but hey, I mean, she still picked one version of you. I mean, it's

what you wanted, but it's what happened.

Is this cheering you up?

All I wanted to do was prove I was Prudy's bestie.

But when she had a choice, she chose the princess.

Then we'll keep sending her spellograms until she chooses Ciara.

We can use this little ditty.

Go, Prudy girl, Ciara comes a -callin'.

Stop! Not even your high kicks can fix this.

This all started with a lie.

But if she knew my secret...

I'd be her 100 % bestie.

Wait, are you saying what I think you're saying?

Yeah.

I'm going to tell Prudy I'm the princess.

The spider sounds are getting louder.

It'll be back soon.

Oh, I wonder if it's bringing treats. We are the treats.

Lobby, do you know how dangerous it is to come down here to get your slobby

snacks?

You don't understand you. I cast a spell because we didn't trust you not to

spoil Hag High.

I think he said a bad word.

You need to cut us free so we're going to do the spell.

Here's the... everything, make it clear.

Sneebo Beebo.

So disappointed in you.

We can hear you again.

Beebo, Sneebo, that's Warwick, right?

You all should have trusted me not to spoil the book.

When a knight gives their word, they keep it.

Now let's get out of here before... Stop! Spider's back!

Stop it! Attack!

I respect all man -eating creatures.

But I can't distract it while you run for safety.

No! No! No!

Yes!

I think those kids like Haggis have saved the day at Hag Prom.

No worries.

Your dad gave me bubbly water.

And this random bar of gold.

Just call me King Cool Dad.

Can King Cool Dad give us some privacy?

Don't smig out.

Yeah, that was weird.

This is gonna be difficult, but I've been keeping something from you.

I've got something to tell you, too.

And it's absolutely killing me, so I have to go first. What is it?

I became your friend for the wrong reason.

I was trying to get you to like my squadmate Warwick.

What? He has a big crush on you.

And he wanted me to tell you that he can do ten push -ups.

But I couldn't do that.

It's just too big of a lie.

So you were just hanging out with me for Warwick?

At first.

But once I got to know you, I realized you're great.

This is a big mess.

I was so ashamed I even lied to my bestie Ciara about meeting you.

Wait. You just said my bestie Ciara.

Oh, yeah.

Ciara's amazing.

And she never complains when I accidentally high -five her into the

So you don't think she's a 50 % bestie?

No.

She's all in as my bestie.

I've never had a friend like her before.

The one thing is, I think she's keeping a secret from me.

You know what it is?

I'm almost positive it's that she has a big crush on Warwick.

I don't think that's it.

Well, whatever her secret is, I'd never want to pressure her into telling me

before she's ready.

I just hope she knows that I'm always here for her.

I bet if she was here right now, she'd say,

You are the best Bessie ever.

I love you so much.

That is what she would say.

Hey, what did you want to tell me?

Hearing you talk about this stranger Ciara made me realize it can wait.

New friend handshake?

Friend!

Bye, see ya.

I heard everything.

It was beautiful.

Rudy is such a great friend.

Well, I guess we all learned that friendship is a lot like balloon art.

It's delicate, and there's a lot of twists and turns. But if you can bend a

little without breaking, you'll end up with something that'll help you pass

art elective.

It looks like me and Rudy.

I have to go show her that.

Yeah, you do wait, that's my final project