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Force builds flickering.

Flickering's bad!

Wizard Hogan Cross, please check on the crystals.

There are three crystals remaining.

As long as they glow, Astoria is safe.

Stupid crystals.

We're doomed!

And I never learned to play guitar!

Daddy, you have to be brave for the sake of the kingdom.

Think of what calms you.

Okay. Sunset.

Chocolate fountain.

Riker's going to destroy us. Is that working?

But if we don't return the stolen dragon crystal soon, Astoria is no more.

The king is freaking out. Tell him some good news.

Well, I can poop anywhere in the world, and I just got new swim trunks.

Please close your robe. We've all been through enough today.

Your Majesty, we can't find Ark. But we will hunt him down and fix this before

Riker shows his ugly face around here.

He's behind me, isn't he?

Yes! And his very handsome face is ready to reclaim his crown.

Watch this!

Good goblins!

The force field is so weak, he's using dark magic to make a portal.

Soon my warriors will be able to pass through, and I will conquer Astoria!

Oh, this is really bad.

Royal Gaspar, I need you!

But I thought Riker couldn't attack until all five crystals went dark. He

can't, but his warriors can.

You don't have to. Gas, but everything is cheapens the gas.

Sir Gareth, to hold off Harker's army, we'll need your best knight.

Well, they're scattered across the kingdom looking for that thief Ark. I'm

only knight left in the castle.

What about your night school student?

They're not ready.

And after their last drill, I'm not sure they ever will be.

You try fighting in pajamas.

Which is what I heard they had to do.

Looks like our only hope it's sir Gareth taking on an entire army by himself

Now when you gas My

best

friends the thief and a traitor Do you think they'll catch him?

Please arcs probably halfway across the kingdom by now. I wouldn't be too sure

about that

I need to talk to you guys.

Don't bother. We're turning you in.

Yeah, let's go, Ark, if that is your real name.

Guys, look, I'm innocent.

I need you two to help me prove it. You think we're going to help you after you

betrayed the whole kingdom?

I didn't steal the crystal.

Then prove it by showing me where the crystal is.

Man, I thought he fought for that.

I did break into the crystal room, but for a really important reason.

I needed a selfie.

That's the most shallow reason I've ever heard.

Although those crystals do make your eyes pop, you can use it as your

Look, all the crystals are there.

The thief stole it after I took this picture.

Or you took the picture and then stole the crystals.

I'm just saying you had options.

I thought that picture would help me prove I didn't do it.

Wait, what's this on the wall?

I got this.

Oh, gross.

It's slobber.

How do you know what slobber tastes like?

I don't have to answer that.

We found a slobber puff.

He must have followed Ark, swiped the crystal, and hid it in his pouch.

You're not a thief.

Sorry we didn't believe you, Ark.

That means we can still be best friends.

Bestie bumps.

Up top, in the middle, slide, downtown.

Aw, you're dorks again.

Oh, we're not done yet.

Karate chop, elbow, wink.

Okay, now we're done.

Oh, good.

Because the entire fate of the kingdom hinges on finding that solver puff. Oh,

we forgot the spin. Uh -uh, let's go.

Who do you think Sir Gareth called this year?

Ooh, maybe it's a surprise birthday party for me.

It's not your birthday.

That's why I'd be surprised.

Oh, late month?

Oh, Sage, it's so sweet that no matter how scary things get, you'll always be a

pain in my butt.

Glad you appreciate my work.

Students, I called you here because the castle is about to be attacked.

You want to throw out our weapons?

No, I want you to hide.

I know you're disappointed in us, but give us a chance to help you fight. You

saw what happened in that drill.

If I took you into a real battle, you'd only get hurt.

Now find your squad mates and get somewhere safe.

Yes, Sir Garris.

What, you're just going to defend the castle alone?

No, not alone.

I'm bringing an old friend.

Hello to Sir Gare's super scary spiky spirit.

What a silly name.

You said it, Sir Talky Hand.

You should send him to Vi Riker because he kills me.

There's this.

Remember, everybody in the kingdom is looking for me, so don't do anything to

draw attention.

I think you lost that battle when you put on the mysterious cloak.

Hey, Fizz.

Who's the dude in the mysterious cloak?

Oh, that's just my new friend.

Cokie Kardashian.

Where'd you release Slobwick?

He's miles away by now.

Did your bag just fart?

No, that was me.

We know Slobwick's in there. Grab him, Mark.

of their slobber puff. I need that crystal!

Ow! Bit my hand!

He's getting away!

What are you two doing with this thief?

Sorry, but we don't have time for this. Get ready for a giant hug.

and blood crystal. We're done for! Bring me my The End is Near crown!

If you need me, I'll be hiding in my chocolate fountain.

That portal is almost big enough for Riker's warriors to come through.

Which means I'm the castle's only hope.

Well, don't forget about me. I'm Tertsbury.

Ah! Monster! Shoo!

Relax. It's just that slobbery rat.

And the raffles.

He didn't take the crystal. He just pulled it out of the slobberpuff's

Art's innocent?

There's no time to...

But you're locked, Miguel.

I dropped it. And the goon with the keys is using it to clean his ears.

I have one of the dragon blood crystals.

Excellent. Guard that crystal with your life. As long as you have it, nothing

can stop me from returning.

Your wish is my command, King Riker. I'm not king until that last crystal goes

dark. Come on, Umballa.

up the royal family.

I want them to see my coronation. I'd like a crowd of weeping people.

You heard him! Find the king and the princess!

You should just leave here.

It's all my fault.

No, it's my fault. I should have never snuck into that crystal room and taken

that selfie.

You didn't know you'd be followed by a furry pit bucket.

He's a slobber bucket?

Okay, words matter.

Hey! Knuckles! heads. We're chained up and the kingdom is falling. Maybe zip

your yapples?

When my fearsome warrior, Sir Gareth, finds out you abducted me, you'll pay.

Uh, hello?

Never mind.

Get up!

Tell me where your daughter is.

I'll never tell you. We have to do something.

I'll handle this.

Oh, Miss Umballa.

I know where the princess is.

What are you doing? Get him up.

Where is he?

The princess is in my friend Warwick's dreams.

He's right about that.

In your face, dumb balla.

No one's called me that since the third grade.

Shall I get the hammer, boss?

Why are you making the Mohawk guy even angrier? So I could grab these.

These are keys?

Don't move after just clearing your name for stealing. But it's appreciated.

Unlock yourself.

Be quiet.

These students you say are so unprepared seem to be doing quite well.

Oops.

Escaping's hard, guys.

Just get my daughter out of the kingdom. Your Majesty, I can't leave you. I said

go.

They're just children.

Forget them.

They won't soon forget that smackdown we just gave them.

everybody. You're supposed to say, come out, come out, wherever you are.

It's Ark. Arrest him.

No, wait.

Ark's innocent. I tackled him.

It's a long story.

Commander Umballa and her warriors have captured the king and Ser Gareth.

No, I just got married.

Well, there goes the honeymoon.

Riker will be here soon.

Sir Gareth told us to get as far away from the castle as possible.

Good luck, everyone.

But you're not coming with us?

I can't leave.

This is all happening because of me.

I have to at least try and fix it.

I can't run either.

Astoria's where my family is.

It's where the king is.

I'm in.

Giants don't run.

Seriously, when we do, buildings get stepped on.

Well, you know, I'm not going anywhere.

Gotta save the princess.

What about your brother?

That was implied, Ciara.

Well, I'm saying two.

Well, don't look so shocked. I care about things.

So, do we all want to stay and fight?

Yeah!

Then let's do this.

But Sir Gareth says we're not ready.

Maybe we aren't.

But we don't get to pick the moments you're asked to be heroes.

Those moments pick us.

There's still time to get the dragon blood crystal back and stop Riker. So

go save the kingdom.

For Storia!

For Storia!

While we wait to give Riker this, I'm just going to smash the rest of your

body parts.

Well, that won't take long, so ha! Joke's on you.

You and what army?

This army.

Let's get those chains off.

I should have told your daughter I saved you. Thanks for saving me, but it's not

going to happen.

Your Majesty, I must put you to safety.

And I know just the beach.

This is Spiky.

He'll be bashing you today.

This idiot's magic worked for one.

You want to insult me or kick him?

I can do both.

Thanks.

If we live, the rap all can stay.

We thought I'd fake you during our pajama party.

Who's the dumb baller now?

The last crystal's about to die.

And look, we have to try the flying phoenix kick.

But we've never landed it. If we miss this one, the story is over.

Then we better not miss.

you're the phoenix squad says hi oh we're the phoenix squad well there's two

more of us they're just in the castle they're not here right now we should

probably put the crystal back

the grip go back.

The portal's reverting.

This isn't over.

One day I will return to quest Astoria once and for all.

But not today, you big -headed dum -dum.

You can't come through that, right?

You better hope not.

of Astoria commends your bravery in our time of need.

Thank you, Your Majesty.

But the credit belongs to the students.

They proved that they may just become great knights yet.

Yes. You all stood tall in the face of crisis while somebody went to the beach.

What's the point of having a beach bod if you're not going to use it?

Students?

I bestow upon you the greatest honor a king can bestow.

A royal good job, guys.

Guard, bring my good job guys crown.

Good job, guys.

You know, I've never gotten a good job, guys, before.

It's very satisfying.

Hey, how about you send your dad in?

I just did the kingdom selfie.

Good idea.

I sent him the crystal room selfie, and he never responded. He still has no idea

where I am.

Actually, he knows exactly where you are.

Dad? Hello, son.

I'm going to take you home.