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Why did the alarm horn go off during our sleepover party?

Someone probably saw Art's pajamas and declared a fashion emergency.

But see, pajamas are awesome. Right, Warwick?

Sorry, bro. I told you this was gonna happen.

Stupid horn.

Oh, cool pajamas, Art.

Just kidding.

They're dumb.

Well, there's no threat here. Must be a false alarm.

You hear that?

It's Commander Ambala. She's Riker's bloodthirsty enforcer. How did she get

the Crystal Force field? Not sure, but ready her weapons.

Which we forgot.

It's okay. She forgot her weapon, too.

No, she remembered.

Battle formation!

The first to take out four people with one swing. Meaning, Phoenix Squad,

out.

Don't worry, I got this.

Take the outie -axie -waxie.

Sorry, I axied when I should have waxied.

Kraken Squad, charge!

I'm going to use my giant strength to rip that thing from her hands.

broke the fall.

It's up to us. We need something powerful to take her down.

What about the flying phoenix kick we've been working on? Every time we try it,

we land on our butt.

Well, this time she's gonna land on our butt.

Just do the kick.

These are the future knights of Astoria.

Stand there until I turn her back into Ser Geddes.

This was a drill that you all failed.

Leaving your weapons upstairs. I expect that from Warwick. Thanks.

Hey.

I don't know what's the bigger disaster. Your lack of skills or your choice of

jammies.

Not one of you was prepared when the kingdom was in danger.

Clearly, you haven't been taking your training seriously.

Hogan Cross, push me away so I don't have to look at them.

Sure. You're going to join me for my hip -hop dance class.

I'd rather watch this crusty old wizard ruin hip -hop than look at you.

Wow. We got our butts kicked so badly in that drill.

They're calling it the pajama massacre.

Even you, bro?

Well, I held back my bravery, so I won't make everyone else look bad.

Uh, what's in the bushes?

What is that thing?

Look

at

that little ball of...

Ever. And he stink.

So we're keeping him, right?

Definitely.

Oh.

Don't worry about lunch. It's on me.

Aw. You're offering to pay? What are you up to?

Getting us free lunch and dessert.

Ow.

Oh, Warlock.

I found this disgusting hair in my food. We refuse... to pay and demand free

dessert.

The customer service here is top notch.

You're going to regret this when you go bald.

Don't you wish that on me.

Sorry. I'm still upset about that Mbala drill.

Our flying phoenix kick was more like a flying flock.

You know, the real commander Mbala led the charge when Riker's army attacked my

village. Someday, I'm going to get my revenge on Riker.

People have been saying that for 200 years.

He's been around that long?

Oh, he's the inner rage of a much younger villain.

Why is he such a jerk?

Long ago, Riker was actually the king of Astoria. I know I asked, but I'm

already incredibly bored.

Oh, right.

I better archify this.

So King Riker was, like, totally crying.

He was all like, I'm evil! Do what I say! Blah, blah, blah!

Now this is the story!

The people were like, you better bounce, evil dude. And he was like, what are

you going to do?

Banish me?

Did they banish him? Tell me they banished him. Oh, they banished him.

Lava could banish him.

Riker vowed to return to conquer Astoria.

When did you get that banana split?

I found another hair while you were talking.

Go on.

The wizard Hogan Cross used the most powerful crystals in the kingdom to

a force field. No way.

The dragon blood crystals? They're real?

Yes, and they're in the secret crystal room. But before you ask... Can you take

me there?

Come on.

I'm your best friend.

Rudy's my best friend.

Purple?

Sorry, but taking you there is too big of a risk.

What?

Okay, how do I say this nicely?

The crystals are really valuable and, well, you're kind of...

What's the opposite of not a thief?

Is this about me stealing your tiara so I could pay for night school? What's the

opposite of no?

Unbelievable. After all we've been through, you really don't trust me. You

tricked your way into two free desserts.

Make that three.

You know what?

I'm not going to sit here and listen to this.

Good day.

I'll take the rest of my desserts to go.

Once again, the customer service is top notch.

Since you can't get past me stealing your tiara, I'm going to get your money

back by stealing all of my most valuable possessions.

Old boots, a sad jar of buttons, and a... nasty chicken bone?

Actually, it's a nasty turkey bone.

If you hold it up to your ear, you can hear it gobble.

Ark, I feel bad that I hurt your feelings, but you can't blame me for not

trusting you.

Seriously?

Wait, when you got captured by that giant spider, who cut you out of the

You. When you were about to drink that expired Pegasus milk, who stopped you?

You. When you fell out of that tower, who caught you? Prudy. Oh, yeah.

Well, Prudy isn't the one keeping your secret.

Okay, you're right. I trust you with my secret, so I should be able to trust you

with the crystal room.

Yes! As a thank you, you can take any one of my buttons.

Please don't take my button.

We'd like everyone to meet...

He's more like a Roberto.

What is that creature doing in my school?

His name's Fizz, and you hired him.

I think he means our new pet.

Pet? After the pajama massacre, a furry distraction is the last thing you need.

We want to make him our school mascot.

Why? We've got Buttercup.

There's a pouch on their back like a kangaroo, which is a weird body part.

What's wrong with having a back pouch? I could put my lunch in there.

I wouldn't do that.

They go crazy if you touch their pouch.

Prudence is right.

Watch.

I promise he'll grow on you.

Give me one good reason why I should let you keep him.

He does have good aim.

Okay. If you can take care of him, you can keep him.

Yes. We won't let him out of our sight.

He's rolling away.

Come on, Robert. You're making us look like fools.

a monkey riding on a pig?

And I thought that was the coolest thing ever.

But this?

This is the coolest thing ever!

Okay, you came. I trusted you. Let's go.

Oh, can I hold one of the crystals?

I've never held anything so valuable before.

Oh, except this awesome tiara I once stole.

Oh, right, you were there.

No touching.

If the crystals move even an inch, it could weaken the force field that

the kingdom.

Fine. I don't have to touch one.

I'll just take a selfie with my magic mirror.

You can't take a selfie here.

I just want to send one to my dad.

I haven't told him I'm in Astoria yet.

A picture with these crystals would show that I'm here and I'm making my dreams

come true.

Aw, that's so sweet.

So I can take the selfie?

Not a chance.

No one can ever know you were here.

Okay.

But you don't get to see a picture of a monkey riding a pig then.

Oh, you got to. It's way too good.

Whoa.

You didn't say they had hats.

I love our sunrise yoga sessions.

But did you have to... empty the courtyard?

Yes. I don't like people looking at my downward dog.

And switch to warrior two.

What's going on? I don't know.

Just who I was looking for.

The false king of Astoria.

Riker? It's just his hologram. He's not really here. Not yet.

So you still have time to go and change out of your embarrassing yoga outfit.

How is this possible?

Something must be wrong with the dragon blood crystals.

Your force field is losing power.

And when it falls, so will your kingdom!

Oh, no.

Riker's coming.

I've located the problem.

One of the dragon blood crystals is missing.

We can see that. We all have eyes.

Some of us more than others.

That's all right. I only need one to see that we're in deep dragon doo -doo.

The force field is weakening.

In a few hours, the crystals will fail.

Did I say a few hours?

I'm in right now.

There's only three crystals left. When they're gone, nothing will stop Riker

from coming here. Which is bad news for anyone who can't poop themselves

hundreds of miles away.

How could we lose a dragon blood crystal?

It appears a thief broke it and stole it. We found this bone wedged in the

A turkey bone?

A nasty double -crossing turkey bone.

How do you know what it is?

How could I not?

Know what it is.

Thanksgiving is my jam.

That's true.

She even likes that weird green bean casserole no one wants.

Blech.

We're running out of time. To restore the force field to full power, we must

that crystal back.

Which means catching the thief who stole it. I'll summon the guards.

Good, but keep this between us.

Word of a wrecker attack could cause a panic.

Remember when people thought the kingdom was out of hot dogs?

Remember, I got my left ankle chewed off during the Great Wiener Riot. Four

stories.

How could I be so stupid?

Oh, liking green bean casserole doesn't make you stupid.

It just makes you weird.

You found Slobwick.

Where was he?

We looked for him everywhere.

Then we got tired and took a nap.

When we woke up, he was there.

We couldn't take care of a pet.

Is that thing really back?

Yes, but I thought you left your talking hand.

What's up, my lady?

I meant the slobberpuff.

You know, I think your talking hand is hilarious.

Don't worry about slob wigs. We're training him. He gets a chicken nugget

time he listens to a command.

Oh, the nugget system.

That's how my parents potty trained me.

Except they used a whole chicken.

One pet couldn't hurt.

Don't look, stir -talky hand!

Look what that furball did to me!

Oh, you are definitely getting a nugget for that.

I know.

Ooh, something bad must be happening.

Bad? No, no. We're just dumb.

We're urgently grabbing weapons to... blend our smoothies.

Sir, that stupid slobberpuff attacked me. Tell him to get rid of it.

Get rid of it.

Well, that was easier than I thought.

You can do that, Sir Garrett.

Actually, I can.

That thing is trouble, and I want him gone by the time I catch the thief who

stole... the protein powder for our smoothies.

Sorry, Floppy.

Well, it's just not fair to cute little guys like us.

Aww.

So sad for you to watch him go.

Now grab a hatchet.

We're releasing him back into the wild?

Oh, good idea.

Give him a running start.

Well, up for my next course, I will have the swordfish.

Hey, Ciara. Guess who recently came into some money and is now ordering off the

fancy menu?

You. Heck yeah, me.

Now, craziest thing happened. I fell asleep in the courtyard and people

money in my hat.

I know you went back to the crystal room.

I absolutely did not go back.

They found your turkey bone wedge in the door.

I absolutely might have gone back.

How could you do this to me? I trusted you.

Let me explain. That you stole one of the dragon blood crystals and endangered

the entire kingdom?

Yes. I mean, no. I mean, what is happening?

You're about to get arrested. That's what's happening.

Tiara, step aside.

Ark, the princess informs us that this turkey bone belongs to you.

You're under arrest for stealing a dragon blood crystal.

I didn't do it. Take him away.

I'll just confiscate.

Just delicious evidence.

And then, Sid said he wanted to be the one to let Bob would go.

I never even got to try a solid potato.

I know it hurts, but you still have your friends?

Guys, Ark was just arrested.

My world is crumbling.

Why would they arrest Ark? He stole a dragon blood crystal.

It just has to be a mistake. Arkorn puts the kingdom in danger. They have proof.

And they found him at the tasty trunk ordering off the fancy menu.

No. Not the fancy menu.

I know it's hard.

But you have to accept Ark's not who we thought he was.

Yes, he is.

I'm going to go tell them they've got the wrong guy.

And I'm going to go with him.

I think it's been a hard day.

It's been a really hard day, okay?

Yeah.

We're running out of time.

Tell me what I want to know.

I can't.

Because I didn't take the dragon blood crystal.

So what, it just magically walked away?

Maybe.

Weird things happen in Astoria.

Yesterday, I saw fairy poop gumdrops.

That's enough.

I guess we're doing this the hard way.

No! Not the sword!

I'm sorry. Wrong sheath.

A feather?

You gonna tickle it out of me?

You are!

Where's the crystal?

Please!

Sir Gareth, what are you doing?

Uh, tickle tactics.

It's advanced night stuff.

But you've got the wrong guy.

Yeah, Ark would never take that dragon blood crystal.

Aw, thanks, guys.

I'd hug you, but I can't feel my arms.

Arresting Ark is a travesty of justice.

I'm barely certain I used that word correctly.

This is a matter of private castle security.

No one should be here.

Sir Gareth, I'm here. Oh, fantastic.

It's a party. I'll make a seven -layer dip.

All right. You've seen what a liar and a thief look like. Time to go.

Oh, good goblin. The shield is getting weaker. Where is the dragon blood

crystal? You're right.

The kingdom's in danger.

It's time to confess.

That I always keep a lock picked up my sleeve.

He's escaping!

You still think Ark's innocent?

I can't believe it.

Ark's really a thief.

Thank you.