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Looking good, student.

Ciara, let's see if you can demonstrate a double arrow shot.

She double can.

I don't know if that makes sense, but I'm rooting for you.

Thanks.

Here goes nothing.

Hey, I can't afford to lose any more eyes.

That's awesome.

If you're trying to get worse.

Student,

put your weapons away. You can mock Ciara on your own time.

You okay?

I mean, archery is usually your thing. Kind of how, like, not playing the

ukulele is my thing.

It's just so tiny.

I haven't had enough time to practice because of all my princess duties.

Yeah, but you got to judge that bake -off. Free pie, blue ribbon. Get out of

dreams, lady.

If this keeps up, I'll never get good enough to become a knight.

I'm not even good enough to fight an army of balloon.

Don't get down. All right, your life is complicated, but you always find the

answer. Usually with my help after some shenanigans.

Students, you've all been working so hard that you deserve a treat.

So I'm taking you on a quest to find treasure at the Treasure Trove Cavern.

I can't go.

I have princess stuff to do.

My life would just be so much easier if my dad would let me go to night school.

And I wouldn't have to constantly make up excuses to cover for you. Like this

one. Sir Gareth, Ciara just got stung by a red -nosed scorpion.

Ow!

Ow, stupid red -nosed scorpion!

Ooh, its bite makes your butt swell up to the size of a beach ball.

It's my third favorite animal.

Her first is a baby otter, but she doesn't like people to know that.

I'm sorry, Ciara, but you're going to have to miss the quest and get to the

nurse's shack.

Run!

Well, don't literally run. The scorpion's venom will move faster

body.

Well, go faster than that. You just got stung by a scorpion.

Isn't this great?

princess connecting to our people through the power of waves.

I love the king and princess waving hour, but we could do it in half the

we switched to double waving.

Why are you in such a hurry?

I just think there are more important things the princess could be doing for

kingdom. Oh, the people enjoy it as much as we do, and we can scan the courtyard

for new food carts.

Those look delicious. Guard, find the cart that makes those lamb chops.

What I'm trying to say is, you should let me go to night school.

You know the answer is no. And here's a no for the next six times you ask. No,

no, no, no, no, no.

Would it change your mind if you knew I was the greatest warrior in Astoria? I

refuse to have this conversation again.

Guard, bring me my crown of silence.

With your sister Eliza away, you have a responsibility to the kingdom to stay

safe.

This really works? I can't hear myself.

Your Highness, we have returned from the treasure trove caverns. Who wants to

see some treasure?

I do, I do.

All the way.

That's fit for the king.

Or princess.

Thank you. Nothing exciting.

What? I can't hear you.

I'll wear you tomorrow, dazzles.

You talking to your tiaras again?

No.

We'll talk more later.

I told you not to use my secret passage.

You also told me to stop using your snack catapult.

Picking a blanket.

Why are you here?

Because I found this bottle at the Treasure Trove Caverns to cheer you up.

Open it, open it.

Yes, and she is going to grant you three wishes.

You bet I am.

First, I'm going to celebrate being out of that bottle. Come on, bake.

I'm stretching. I'm kicking. Look at me go.

You found an actual genie. There haven't been genies in Victoria for centuries.

I grant the wishes of whoever possesses the bottle.

Again, I feel like I have to say... You get three wishes. But first,

we need to go over the genie's wish rule.

Number one, nothing about wars. Can't start them, can't end them. Number two,

nothing about love. You gotta figure that one out for yourself. And number

three, you can't wish for more wishes.

I know you were thinking it.

She's right.

I was thinking that.

This is a good genie.

Yes, she is. And if you want to fix your problem with your dad, just ask this

magical motor mouth.

Yeah, what's the problem with your dad? Oh, if he's a big booger head, I could

literally turn him into a big booger head.

No. My dad's wonderful, except he won't let me go to night school, so I created

Ciara, my secret identity.

Secret identity?

So you've had other genies before me?

Totally cool, no pigs.

me a magic ring.

Pixie?

Well, there's your problem.

My motto is, if you want your wish to come true, don't be a weenie. You heard

her. Make your wish weenie.

Okay, here goes.

I wish my dad would let me go to night school.

Your wish is my command.

Hey, I can also say whatever you wish, dude.

Do you like it? I'm trying it out.

What about wicka wicka wish it up?

Just spitballing.

If you just do it, he'll stop talking. Okay.

What just happened?

You're not wearing your ring.

Your wish worked.

Yep. Is that how you guys say hello?

It's fun.

Fire!

Anyway, your father now allows you to go to night school, so gay me, making

dreams come true.

I'm not allowed to go to night school.

Why am I still Ciara? Oh, yeah, your Ciara hair was just too gorg, so I went

with the full Ciara package.

Guys, did you hear about the new ranking?

Phoenix Squad is on top.

Again.

And we set the record for most points.

Again.

So, we're ahead of Kraken Squad?

Kraken Squad?

There is no Kraken Squad.

We just have Phoenix, Unicorn, and Plop Squad.

No Kraken means no sage.

Kiki, you are way better than a pixie.

Aw, thanks. And you are way better than a flying cockroach.

That's what I call pixies.

Oh, Ciara, will you demonstrate a quadruple arrow shot?

Are you kidding?

That'll be easy for Ciara.

Right? So easy.

Yes. There is no way I'm making this shot. I couldn't even make a double

shot this morning.

You're going to do great.

Okay? In fact, I'm so confident, I am just going to hide behind this shield.

And I am just going to hide behind him.

Here goes nothing.

Oh, yes!

Oh, my God, what I did!

You see that?

Ciara's here every night.

practicing after hours, and it paid off.

I'm awesome at night school.

Sage isn't here, and my hair looks great.

I love this genie.

Aw, she loves you back.

Are you wearing my spare armor?

Gotta go.

I'm feeling generous today.

Students, order all the onion rings you can eat.

Sure about that, sir? Oh, right.

Everyone but Pootie.

Dude! I thought you were my friend.

My princess.

Have you been at night school all day?

Yes. Is that okay?

No, it's not okay.

It's wonderful. I'm so proud of all the butt you're kicking.

Thank you for getting me that genie bottle.

You're welcome.

I found it in the treasure trove bathroom while I was... I don't need to

all the details.

Would you like to hear the specials today, Sir Gareth?

It's onion rings, just like every day.

Why is my dad behind the counter?

Because he runs the tasty trunk.

What?

Yeah. And he needs the counter so he can do his hilarious walking down the

stairs bit.

I'll get more onion rings from the seller.

But he's the king.

He sure is.

The king of onion rings.

All hail the king of rings.

All hail the king of rings.

Thank you, hungry subjects.

Hey, guys.

Kiki, what's going on?

Oh, I'm out of my bottle and trying new things. Right now, I'm a sassy waitress.

No, I meant, why is my dad running a restaurant?

Oh, why?

The king would never allow his daughter to go to night school because it's too

dangerous, so I had to make a few adjustments.

Wait, you made it so he's not the king of Astoria anymore?

Doesn't that mean I'm not the princess anymore? But you said your princess

duties were getting in the way of your training.

See, Daisy?

People think genies don't listen, but we do.

But I wanted to be the princess of Astoria and to go to night school.

Oh.

Yeah, okay, so you really need to learn to be more specific.

Wait, if you're not the princess, then who is?

All hail Princess Sage!

All hail Princess Sage!

What I said!

All hail! All hail!

All hail, dummies!

So, I'm not the princess and Sage is.

Miss Kiki, you sound mad. Do you mind if I just pop into my bottle until you're

super happy again?

I'll stuff a pixie in there and watch him fight.

All right, you worship me enough.

Stay on, dummies.

Giant girl, lift the table.

But you put these crystal pain bands on me to shock me if I try to use my giant

strength. You sure did. You said anyone stronger than me will wish they weren't.

Ha!

She sounds just like me.

Now lift it, giant.

Oh, your highness, is that really necessary?

Do you want the crystal pain band?

I tried, Rudy.

Okay, I'll lift the table.

First ten times. Put it down.

This is terrible. I know.

My wish did this and I have to fix it.

I'm going to summon Kiki.

Hey, you.

Give me that bottle.

It'll look good on my bedroom next to my collection of creepy doll heads.

I get to keep their creepy doll bodies.

No,

I'm not giving you this bottle.

I'll get it, Princess Sage.

Bottler comes in.

Thank you.

Would you like to go to dinner?

Would you like to go to the dungeon?

Will they be serving dinner?

Char, she's walking away with the bottle. I know.

What are we going to do?

If we can't summon Kiki, Astoria will be stuck like this forever.

Wait.

Princess Sage said she was taking it to her room.

I know a guy that can get us in there.

It's me. I'm the guy.

What did Sage do to my room?

She replaced my teddy bear with a scary bear.

And look what she did to my tiara cabinet.

It's a cabinet of nightmares.

Hey, at least you didn't get rid of the snack catapult.

Now what's that? Cat catapult.

Art, focus. We have to find that bottle before Sage comes.

See you later, Buttercup.

Too late. She's here.

Hi.

Oh, scary bear.

There has to be a reason why they wanted this bottle so bad.

What's in here?

Did you guys eat a bunch of onion rings and forgive me?

Kiki. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're a genie? Yes. And since you have the bottle, I

can grant you three wishes.

Cool.

I can wish for more wishes.

Ooh, actually, there's a few rules we should go over. Don't bother, Kiki.

She doesn't get any wishes. What are you doing in my room?

Are you here to steal my doll heads?

No one would steal those.

All right, give us that bottle.

Genie, I wish for you to have insane fighting skills and use it against these

two intruders.

Wake up, wake up. Wish it up.

Super cool genie parade.

Sorry, guys.

I'm going to have to kick your butts now.

Cool. Now I know Kung Fu.

Just make sure you mess them up.

Now my room.

Bye.

Wait. I know Sage has a bottle, but you don't have to do this.

Well,

you definitely don't have to do it this well.

This is bad. If we don't get that bottle back, we'll be stuck forever in

Princess Sage's carnival of crazy.

Okay, next time you find the genie,

find one that's out of shape.

I really wish I could let you guys go, but genie rules and all.

Super sorry.

What can you do? Oh, I can run in slow motion.

No way!

I can dance like a duck.

It's so good to be princess.

Are you guys okay?

Obviously not.

Our cat's sad eyes.

Who hurts you, buddy?

It's a long story, but we have to stop that genie.

I'll use my giant strength.

Well, you'll get shocked.

I know.

But you're worth it.

You're a loyal bestie in any universe.

Oh, I don't know what that means, but thank you.

Well, what about me? I'll do anything. You name it. We need you to use your

magic to get that bottle back from Princess Sage.

Oh, no can do. What?

Hey, Jeannie.

How about a giant hug?

bro, we need you.

Hey, maybe Princess Sage will like you because you're a rebel bad boy.

Oh, do it.

Bottle of clumsy handy.

Yes, without the bottle.

And I'm a bad boy.

How do you like me now?

I like you less.

I made a terrible mistake.

What? Jeannie, stop.

Nothing excites me more than your generous gift of... Wait, I'm trapped!

I'm the princess!

And you're the king!

And Sage is his regular night school sage!

Okay.

Hey, show some respect to the girl I love, but I'm too scared to talk to.

says probably wants it.

I do. Thank you, random night school student.

Well, you know the rules. Since the king doesn't want anything, let's go throw

this in a ditch.

Yes. I know just the ditch.

Happy to be back in your complicated life?

Yes, everything is perfect.

Thank you for teaching me I can't wish my problems away.

You still have one wish left.

Oh, talking alpacas. Please.

Actually, I give my last wish to you, Kiki.

What?

You're going to give your last wish to the bathroom genie?

I'm so sorry. Please don't kick me.

I don't need any more wishes.

I wouldn't change a thing.

No way.

No way. No way. No way. No way.