All language subtitles for Knight Squad S01e09 Do The Knight Thing(1)

Man,

stage is dangerous than usual.

I win.

That's right.

Thanks to the crouching taxi move I
taught you.

Oh, please.

I did the hard part.

What you did was the teaching part.

What did I do?

Do you think teaching is easy?

Yes.

I don't.

Picking is not easy.

Go take some laps and think about what
you said.

All right. Let's go, Barkup. If I'm
running... Good night!

Why are you here?

Due to a magical mishap. The Fitzalot
School of Sorcery sank to the bottom of

Loogie Lake.

I'm sorry. I'll send you some snot
-proof socks. Here we go. Bye -bye.

I was hoping you'd share your school
with a few of my students for a while.

Well, our schools are rivals, but the
Knight's Code says to help those in

You can stay. I'll just...

Order some more towels.

Splendid! Say hello to my star students,
Team Hex!

Hi, I'm Ciara. This is Arch, Warwick,
and Prudy. We're the Phoenix Squad.

I'm Sebastian.

Yes, that Sebastian.

He's the three -time most valuable
sorcerer.

Oh, Violet, stop.

Bragging about me is my job.

You may be the best sorcerer in your
school, but Warwick is the best in this

school. We heard all about you choosing
night school over our school.

You really punched the pooch on that
one.

Now, now, Violet. I'm sure they're all
going to become fantastic knights.

Even this one, whose arms are clearly
too long for his body.

Anyways, it was nice meeting you all.

Especially you, Charo.

Her name is Ciara.

My apologies, Cootie.

So we hate them, right?

It's fine.

It's a big castle.

We'll probably never see them.

Team Hex will be staying in your squad
room for the next few weeks.

Okay. So we'll see them every day.

What are you doing here, Buttercup? I
asked Sage to come.

But she's my BFF.

We're ride or die.

Yeah, I don't know what that means, but
you get down with your bad self.

Uh -huh. So why am I here?

Well, since you think teaching is easy,
you're going to teach children who want

to be knights one day.

Kids?

Who's going to be a piece of cake?

Okay.

Meet the Nighty Knights.

is your teacher for today, Ms. Page.

This is Bria, Georgie, Punchy, and
Bitey.

Hey, teacher!

I brought you a present.

Ooh, I like presents. Give it to me.

Okay.

Oh!

Yes, yes, yes.

Good luck, teach.

I don't need luck.

I won't let these little monsters get to
me.

Nighty -night!

Salute!

I don't know why that hurt so much, but
it does.

All right, if them fair, we have to
share our room with Team Hex. And it's

how they make fun of Ark's long arms.

Yeah. Mind the innocence they make for
perfect hugs.

Remember, knights help those in need.

Make yourselves at home.

Thank you, Chalupa.

You know that's not my name.

Violet, who've been our things?

The detour source...

When she said make yourselves at home,
this isn't what she meant. Right,

Chalupa?

What do you mean, Ciara?

Get rid of this garbage.

Violet, you heard the man.

Get rid of the garbage.

Be gone and...

are dead.

Well, my eyeball sees that nothing has
changed.

Sir Gareth, the Phoenix Squad won't
share this room.

We hung a portrait of our beloved
Sorceress Fitzalot, and they turned it

Sorceress Dashalot.

do not sound like my students well my
students wouldn't lie to me sebastian's

the son i've always wished for and
violet is always standing next to him

then she's standing next to a big old

situation is not working out. So,
Gareth, we must go to the king so he can

resolve this matter.

Game over.

The king loves sorceress bits a lot.

She'll poof in some magic pizza for him,
and this squad room will be ours.

Come on, Team Hex. Let's go to the
training yard and accidentally throw

equipment over the cliff.

Guys, we have to catch them.

We gotta do something to get Team Hex
out of our room. Forget our room. We've

gotta get them out of our school.

As long as they're here, our lives are
gonna be miserable.

You're right.

We take night school underground.

We train in the dark.

Or we get the princess to talk to the
king.

Daughter outweighs pizza, right?

Depends on how hungry he is.

Nighty -night. Line up!

I told Sir Garrett teaching was easy.

All I needed was a big, scary stick.

Stand at attention!

You all look weak!

You need uniforms.

Yes.

They look like three little sticks.

King's about to arrive and tell us his
decision.

Where's Ciara?

Uh, well, she wanted to be here, but
she... Stop talking, Doctor. Princess is

here.

Enjoy the magic pizza, Your Majesty.

Every time you take a bite, it grows
fat.

This is the happiest I've ever been in
my life!

Whatever. I never liked the squad room
anyway.

more than goblins love pie.

Relax. All right, I've got a feeling
that the king's decision will make us

happy.

Have you made a decision, Your Majesty?

Before you decide, I'd like to say
something since I barely know what's

and don't have any favorites.

Well, Sweetums, please tell me your
unbiased opinion.

It doesn't matter who gets the squadron
because these two schools have been

rivals for years.

There's no way they can share the
school.

But sharing is caring.

How would you feel if you had to share
your pizza with Sir Gareth?

I'd sooner let him starve.

I'd save, like, four dragons for you.
Then you should be able to get your own

pizza!

The point is, some things aren't meant
to be shared.

Your pizza logic has convinced me.

This school will not be shared.

Yes!

Instead, Phoenix Squad and Team Hex will
battle for the school.

No!

Winners stay, losers move to Loogie
Lake.

So wait, we're going to lose our school
now?

How did that happen?

Not with my involvement, that's for
sure.

We're totally going to win that battle.

But on the off chance that we do lose
this school, what are we going to do?

We can't let Team Hex win.

The princess isn't into long -distance
relationships.

I assume, since we've never spoken.

More importantly, I have several months
of memories here.

Oh, no, now I'm crying.

Did you cry?

that they're about to lose their school.

And for the record, we are totally
keeping the sweet foosball table.

But we're not going to lose our school
because we're going to work hard and win

that competition.

Oh, working hard.

That is so cute.

You see, we don't have to work hard. We
can use magic for anything.

Especially winning.

Did he just giggle evilly?

That's just how he giggles.

I do it too.

Guys, they're totally going to cheat. I
know, because innocent people giggle

like this.

But cheaters giggle like this.

Do you hear the difference?

I'm starting to hear it. Keep it going.

He could just get to the point.

Okay, look, Team Hex is a bunch of
cheating cheaters. So if they're going

cheat, we should cheat.

To be clear, let's cheat.

We can't do that.

We have to stay true to the Knight's
Code.

Fine.

We'll do the right thing.

But just in case they win, I'm licking
every handle on that foosball table.

Georgie! First rule of Sage School.

If you're not in our squad, you're an
enemy. Correct.

Bria, second rule.

Do whatever you can to take out your
enemy. Correct.

Dang, I am a great teacher.

Clap for me.

I clap for Buttercup because she is
delightful.

Well, I will be in the teacher's lounge
drinking your juice boxes. Bye -bye.

squad, you're an enemy?

Yuppity -yup.

So that means you and Miss Sage are
enemies?

I guess so.

Why do you ask?

No reason.

Welcome to the battle for night school.

First team to win two out of three
events stays.

Losers get loogie.

For the first event, each team will yank
on a large...

of Swamp Slug.

It's called the Slug of War.

Let me guess.

You named it? Pretty good, right?

Sure.

See, Art, we don't have to cheat.

There's no way we're going to lose the
Slug of War with a powerful giant on our

team. I could probably use one hand.

Sorcerers have no upper body strength.

It's true.

But thanks to all the hand -waving, we
have very...

Strong rest.

Just so you know, once we take this
school, we're going to knock down

you love and poop in some new stuff.

Yeah, we're going to poop all over this
place.

Students, grab your rope.

It's like you're doing it on purpose.

For long.

Invisibilis Cushy Wussy.

Did you hear that?

Those cheating cheaters cheated.

Guys, if we lose the next battle, we
lose the school.

We have to do something.

That's where Ciara says that we have to
behave and follow the knight's code.

Forget the code.

We have to cheat.

I don't know where Ciara went, but I
like you.

Okay, for the next event, we're going to
have to break down a large wooden door

using a battering ram.

This is how we're going to cheat. How
about we put honey in their shoes so

get chased by bears?

Man, I'm good at this.

Okay. All right. Yeah, maybe, but I
think that we should probably... Oh, I

Before the event, we'll hug each member
of Team Hex for a really long time.

Then they'll care about us too much to
cheat.

What?

I've got it. We hugged them while bears
licked their honey shoes.

Boom.

Synergy.

Okay, none of these things are cheating.
They're just weird things.

And I guess you have a better plan?

Yeah, I do. Okay, last week, Ward used a
roasting spell on our hot dogs.

Delish, by the way.

He could roast their battering ram,
making it so hot they couldn't touch it.

to work with the honey shoes.

We're not doing the honey shoes.

Hey, Sir Gares is coming. He looks real
mad.

But why? I didn't do anything.

Yeah, I did a lot of stuff.

Wait here.

I'll get rid of his.

Thanks, Bria.

I'm going to let you keep your juice box
tomorrow.

Under these leaves, there's a mystery
net. What?

You guys have embraced cheating.

And that means so much to me.

I love cheating.

Let's do this.

Phoenix watch.

Look,

I may be severely farsighted and missing
an eye, but even I can see that Team

Hex plays dirty.

Oh, I have a feeling they're going down,
sir.

Rather teach you students at the bottom
of Loogie Lake than teach those cheaters

anywhere.

You live by the knight's code, which
makes you honorable.

So, is everyone feeling terrible?

I'm just going to go with super awful,
but yeah.

Even if Team Hex is going to cheat, we
can't.

It's not what knights do.

She's right.

Why is your girl such a good example?

It's time!

Team Hex, begin!

All they did was smash a tiny

hole. We got this.

Phoenix Squad, break that door like
where you live depends on it. Because it

does.

to the door?

That was a weight of a speech.

Team Hex is the winner!

Team Hex! Team Hex! What happened?

Team Hex must have cheated away my giant
strength.

What's the door?

Wait, then how did Team Hex cheat?

Don't be ridiculous.

Sebastian, did you cheat?

I can't lie.

No.

I believe him. I don't.

Hey, Peter, speak your truth.

Like your spell's going to work on him.

I totally cheated.

Hey, check out this awesome spring I put
in their battering ram.

I'd do it again.

And the blonde boy's arms are perfectly
normal.

I knew it.

Which means Team Hex is disqualified.

Yes!

I'm so ashamed.

It's time for Team Hex to go back to the
snotty shores of Loogie Lake.

You spit a lot when you talk.

Turn this bell off.

I'm proud of you, Phoenix Squad.

You saved the school, and the king left
behind his pizza.

Double win.

Don't you dare, Gareth!

Oh, gotta go.

See, and I told you if we followed the
knight's code, we'd win.

You're right, Tiara.

But more importantly, my arm...