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Okay, when Sir Gareth asked for two volunteers, I thought we'd be fighting

dragons, not scraping gum.

I would totally ban the bubblegum festival if it wasn't so delicious.

This one has a tooth in it.

You know you're scraping it all wrong.

There's no wrong way to scrape gum.

Geez, a monkey could scrape better than you. Hey, that monkey quit this job.

That's why we're here.

Just watch what I do and try to be half as good.

Are we about to get into a scrape -off? I started two seconds ago.

Princess? Oh, no, my dad.

Time -out. There's no time -out for the scrape -off.

Well, good luck winning without your ladder.

What are you...

news. The Wolf Platoon is returning from the battle against Riker's evil forces,

which means... My sister is coming to visit!

Yes!

Why are they returning?

Did they find the arm of Astoria?

We don't know. They just said they have news to deliver in person.

I can't wait. It's been a year since I've seen Eliza. I miss her so much. I

haven't had anyone to talk to about princess stuff.

But I can talk princess all day.

OMG, your tiara is fire!

teenage girl.

So, what did you plan for Eliza's reception?

Uh... Oh, my goblin! You didn't plan anything? We have to get started.

Hello?

You forgot me.

Fine.

I can win the scrape off one -handed.

What are they doing?

They're practicing for the Tasty Chunk Pixie Pong Tournament.

I know I fell in a gum bucket earlier, but do they know they're playing with

butterball?

Yeah, I don't ask questions I don't want to know the answer to.

Sage and Buttercup always beat me because I had the wrong partner. I lost

years in a row.

Four if you want to count past three.

Finn's escaping the shark jousting festival so he can be my partner.

Is that sharks riding horses or knights riding shark?

Both.

This is my last chance to win the pixie pong tournament before I'm too old to

enter. Which means this is my last chance to beat you.

Oh, do you remember last year when I made you cry?

It was allergy season.

My allergies make me sneeze.

You may have heard Wolf Platoon is returning from battling Riker's army.

But you still have class today if all you'd just like to know.

You hear that? My sister's coming home. She's my hero and the whole reason I

want to become a knight. She sounds awesome, unlike you.

What dragon flew up your butt? You never came back. I fell in your gum bucket

and swallowed my gum and somebody else's gum.

so I forgot.

You didn't forget. You knew I was going to beat you.

In your dreams.

In my dreams, I'm a yeti who plays professional basketball.

You'd probably lose at that, too.

Who's that?

That is my get -along gong.

Not to be confused with my you -done -me -wrong gong. That one has more of a

country music twang.

Now, a little competition is healthy, but it cannot get in the way of your

friendship.

See, you're confused.

We're not friends.

Yeah. Where do two people who have the same color show their thingy?

They're called pauldrons. You're a pauldron!

Stop it!

Squad mates must be friends.

Otherwise, how can you have each other's vats in battle, hmm?

Hey, Fizz! Release the magical friendship bracelets.

Oh, please, would be nice.

Oh, please don't make me fire you.

Those braces will keep you bound together until you two can learn how to

friends. What if that never happens?

Well, then you'll be stuck together forever, like Jack and Kira.

You stand your ground, Kira! Don't let her push you around, Jack!

I cannot believe Sir Gareth thinks we need these stupid friendship bracelets.

This is the worst thing ever. But at least I can do this.

I wanted to flip just then.

Guys, just friend up. It's not that hard.

Watch. Hey, Prudy, want to come see me win the pixie pong tournament?

I'd love to.

I didn't care.

Prudy could use her giant strength to pull these braces apart.

Yeah, that does seem a lot easier than trying to teach you to a lesson.

Ow!

That's strong magic!

If it's magic, make way for the magic man.

Release the old ropey rope!

I guess you guys are just going to have to stop competing and become friends.

Have fun.

Of all the times we get to stuff together, why do you have to do it on

my sister's coming back?

I didn't do anything. You're the one that left me hanging in the air.

I'm not missing my sister's reception.

Well, everyone will know your secret if you show up with me. Oh, I'm not showing

up with you.

I'm showing up with Gertrude.

This totally isn't going to work. Of course it will.

I'll just introduce you as my duchess friend from curtsy camp. Ooh, I'm going

be a duchess.

I mean, I hate this.

Ladies and gentle gnomes, elves of all ages,

welcome to the tasty...

I want a clean competition.

Why is everyone looking at me?

Sage, you charge a cheating device.

All right.

Everyone warm up, and we will begin in ten minutes.

Okay. Let's see if our pixie's ready to play.

They crack it.

Okay, let's try another one.

Man, this game's a lot harder when you add a big C.

Wait, you've never played with a ball before?

I've tried it once, but I'm a lot better without one.

Saw your brother break a window.

Guess terrible runs in your family.

We strut.

I just wanted to beat stage one.

Don't listen to her. You still have a shot.

Yeah. I'm just going to have to bring my A game.

Prudy, will you have me warm up?

I've never played before, but sure. I'll give it a try.

All right.

Get ready for my through ball.

That was amazing.

Prudy, you're the best player. I've ever seen, and I've seen me.

Really? You think so?

Yeah. If someone had you on their team, they would totally win.

Huh.

Especially if their partner canceled because they had better plans.

Double, huh.

You seem like you're going to work this out with the wall, so I'll be over here.

X double O plucky plucky.

pattern to my hand, so it won't fly away.

Uh -oh.

Now they're both stuck, aren't they?

I can make this work.

Listen, I appreciate you wanting to help me win, but that's something I think

you'll want even more.

A ticket to the shark jousting festival.

No way!

But wait, you can't play without a partner.

The important thing is you go see a shark, poke another shark with a pointy

stick. Open up.

Guess what?

Fizz decides to go to the shark jousting festival, and I need a new partner.

Oh, I'd love to play with you.

Let me just finish my fries.

Sorry.

Did you want one?

You had a friend in town?

Father, this is Gertrude, the Duchess of Doofus.

Your Majesty.

Sorry,

I've got a touch of the plague.

A pleasure to meet you, Gertrude.

princess with, even though I'm fluent.

JK, LOL, hashtag princess goals.

The knights are arriving.

I can't wait to see my sister.

Which one's your sister?

The frowny one or the angry one?

I don't see her.

Your Majesty, may we speak in private?

Princess, can you give us a minute?

Certainly, Father. You can have all the privacy you need.

If this was about the chocolate fountain, I wanted it big enough to swim

not so big someone wants to join.

Something's wrong. I need to find out what it is.

Uh, no, Your Majesty.

I'm afraid I have some bad news.

Princess Eliza is missing.

What?

My sister's missing?

Is that what he said? His wig is blocking my ears.

My daughter is missing. She disappeared.

All she left behind was this scroll.

I'm not cut up for battle, so I'm going far away. Please don't follow me.

Eliza. Ah, this can't be her.

The I in Eliza is dotted with a heart.

It is her!

If anyone asks, tell them Eliza insisted on staying on the battlefield.

A wise decision, Your Majesty.

Eliza is the princess's hero.

If she feeds the squirrel, it will break her heart.

We'll lock it in the castle vault.

Another equally wise decision, Your Majesty.

Look, I know you're just flattering me, but it feels good in my time of need.

This is too much. I can't be here right now.

Go down!

I can't run in here!

It all comes down to this.

Team Wick is one point away from advancing to the finals against Sage and

Buttercup, who is licking her paddles.

This lollipop tastes weird.

All right, Prudy, let's hit them with the Flash and Smash.

Second place is first loser.

Paddle me, buttercup.

Don't listen to them. With your giant strength and my awesomeness, we're

definitely gonna win. I just need to refill my water bottle.

Well, a giant's gotta hydrate.

Hey, bro.

Hey. Uh, what are you doing here? You're missing the shark job.

I remembered it's your last year to win, so I came back to help you. You didn't

have to do that.

You really, really, really didn't have to do that.

Thanks, you're back.

Just in time to see me and Warwick win.

Oh, so you replaced me?

See, what happened was... I know what happened.

I chose sharks over family. You had no choice.

Yeah, let's go with that.

I'm going to stand over there and cheer you on to victory.

Oh, man.

I wish I had a little brother like that. Mine's 30 feet tall.

You're so lucky you have a magic ring to change your clothes.

It took me 20 minutes to get out of that girdle.

How could my sister do this?

She's the bravest person I know.

Braver than me?

Not the time.

She vows to find the armor of Astoria, and then she quits? It's like I don't

even know who she is.

Well, you know, who knows? Maybe Eliza has some secrets even you don't know

about.

Secret? That's it.

I need to look at that squirrel.

We're going to sneak into the vault.

I just got out of a dress. There is absolutely no way I'm going to that

with you.

Unless you drag me by my ear.

Okay. The squirrel's on the other side of the room, but be careful.

This is the most dangerous room in the castle.

Please, I can just walk over there and die.

I can walk over there and die.

Okay, we're not going to make it past that.

So, grab my ear and drag me home.

We're getting that squirrel.

Shouldn't we discuss other options? I don't like the...

Well, at least the horse is behind us. Actually, it's in front of us.

What are those?

Motion -activated crystal deathbeams.

Duh.

Any chance the deathbeams only work on plates?

The finals of the Tasty Truck Pixie Pong Tournament are not for the weak of

heart. Fortunately, my original heart is in a cage guarded by elves.

Ready to take it home?

Yeah.

Home.

Dude! You have to want this!

Sorry. Turns out I love sports.

Why are you acting weird?

I tricked Fizz into leaving because I knew you would help me win the

Wow. When he came back to support you.

Awesome, and you, you have a nice haircut.

You can say it. I'm a horrible person.

Prudy, I'm sorry, but I need to take Fiz back as my partner, even if it means

losing.

I'm proud of you.

You have a giant heart for a normal -sized person.

What's up?

Don't you have a game to win?

I do, but I need my secret weapon.

Want to play this final match with me?

Does a shark poop? in the woods?

No, but I still want you to play with me.

Sir Gareth, I'm swapping our prudy for fizz. Changing partners?

Let me consult the pixie pong rule book.

Yeah, I can't.

I can't read that tiny book, so sure.

You're playing with fizz?

Oh, prepare to get stirred.

And I mean that in the way dancers mean it when they dance fight.

Right, butter?

Oh, she left. I gave her my shark jostling ticket.

But this is a doubles match.

I need a partner.

Wait, if Sage doesn't have a partner, does that mean we won by default?

Well, I thought the rule book was a cracker, so I ate it.

So I'm going to say the Witt brothers are the winners!

Yes!

We did it!

If you hate money, just give it to me.

No, look.

Some of the coins didn't get blasted.

So those are the safe spots.

Yep. It's the only way across.

Well, the only way across for me.

I don't know if you can keep up.

Oh, I can keep up. Can you keep up?

Are we about to have a motion -activated crystal death beam off?

You're on.

Whoa.

That was close.

I think I just got my cigarettes put these on us.

Yeah. We need to stop competing and have each other's back.

Okay. Let's do this.

So is yours.

Okay, time to read the scroll.

It's exactly what the king said.

I'm hoping that's not all.

I'm checking for secret messages.

Eliza and I used to do this all the time when we were little.

Dear sister, I've located the armor of the story and I've gone to retrieve it.

No way.

Riker has spies everywhere, so I couldn't tell anyone but you.

Love, Eliza.

Your sister's not a deserter. She's a hero.

My sister's killing it because she's awesome.

I'll take your word for it, because I don't know her.

Thanks for helping.

I know you'd do the same for me.

Seriously, bracelets? You couldn't have come off before you flipped through

crystal death beams?

So I guess we're one hundred of your own friends.

Hmm. I guess we did.

I'll never let competition get in the way of our friendship ever again.

Neither will I.

I said it first.

Are we about to have a friend -off? You better hope not, because I will destroy

you at friending.

Just kidding, Bracelet.

Go!