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Are we there yet?

Yep. Just take two more steps. Oh.

Guess it was just one step.

Welcome to the Phoenix squad rec room.

Whoa.

And ow.

Each squad gets their own hangout in the castle.

But only ours has a break.

Prudence from downtown.

Sorry, I get a little excited.

Want to read a book by the Crystal Fireplace? Just call out a title.

Bookshelf, Diary of a Wimpy Knight.

I always said reading was dangerous.

And if you want to chill out, try one of our magical jelly beanbag chairs.

My book's going to love that.

Just don't eat the jelly beans.

You'll explode.

That's a horn for night school. We better go.

Fiona, wait. I need you to... Yes, Ark.

I promise I'll keep you secret that you lied your way into night school.

No, I need help out of the candy trap.

You touched my ring!

I know!

Your princess is showing!

time remind me to use my other hand so no one else finds out my secret.

It's okay, Leela.

Trust me.

Warwick always forgets something.

Forgot my shield.

Oh, and my sword.

I may only be a quarter giant, but I'm 100 % hungry.

Ouch!

I know that ouch.

Fizz?

What are you doing here? I want to keep my hero in action.

Thanks, kid. But, uh, I put my battle pants on one leg at a time, just like

Not you, hair gel.

She means Warwick. This is his little brother, Fizzwick.

Oh, you can't keep sneaking into night school.

But you're always telling me how to do the best night in the school from then.

need to soak in my brother's awesomeness.

All you need to do is go soak in the shower, garbage boy.

Yes! Warwick gave me a nickname!

Squad! Gather round!

Kraken Squad!

Unicorn Squad!

Phoenix Squad!

As you know, only the best squad in night school will become knights.

And to help decide, I'm proud to announce the annual... Raspberry Cup.

The competition is named for Sir Raspberry, who saved Astoria from the

ocean hag infestation.

Which really wasn't all that great, by the way.

You have until tomorrow to inform me who from your squad will compete to win the

cup.

Mara showed up.

Maybe if I beat her in front of the whole castle, then everyone will

how great I am.

That I can do my happiness to.

That looks the same as your mean dance.

Hey, if I'm the new guy, I'd love a chance to compete for it.

Mark, not so nice of you.

No.

Why do you get to decide?

Because I want to win like I always do.

Well, I want to win that big fancy cup.

You can hold mine after I win.

I'm going to win. No, I'm going to win. No, I'm going to win. No, I'm going to

win. Should we take away their swords?

Does it yet?

He's a flipping elf.

I call tails.

I'm assuming that's his butt.

Arc's the butt. That checks out.

Hit it, coins.

Tails.

Arc wins.

Oh, come on. That elf is bottom heavy.

Too late. The elf's big booty has spoken.

I'm in the Roxbury Cup.

You're not allowed to hang out at night school.

I'll work here now.

You're looking at night school's new Xeno bookcase.

He means night school's janitor.

Now, go spit -clean the weapons.

I keep spitting stuff that y 'all keep getting better.

Oh, God.

I've been keeping fizz away from night school so he wouldn't realize.

You're not as amazing as you told him you are. No one is that amazing.

You're getting better every day.

You know what? You're right.

I'm going to be a legendary knight just like my dad.

It was their fault for standing there.

Attention, students.

It's time to find out who will compete in the Rockberry Cup.

First up, Kraken Squad.

Phoenix Squad.

What is that?

My intro music. It's my first night school contest. I have to make it black.

what's going on.

You're letting Art compete because you know I'm finally gonna beat you.

Loser. Oh, you want a loser? You got a loser!

That came out wrong!

Phoenix Squad's choice is... Ciara!

What? Yeah, next time pick a shorter intro song. Just tighten it.

lost my mind.

You get that, right?

I get that you stole my spot.

You know, I really wanted this. Why do you always have to win?

I don't. I just always have to not lose.

Isn't that the same thing?

You're the same thing!

Well, it's about time someone taught you that winning isn't everything, and that

someone is me.

Cue my outro music!

I know,

right? But seriously, bro, why aren't you competing?

I didn't want to tell you this, but Sir Gareth gave me a special assignment

during the match. I have to... Protect the castle? Yeah. Yep.

What's going to attack?

A monster? A scary monster.

That's part...

Which is why the top student in night school has to stay in the castle. Well,

the captain's brother cheers him up.

That's right.

Wait, what? No, that's very wrong.

Rudy?

If a Bat Squad doesn't attack, thieves will know I'm a phony.

Then we'll just have to make sure a Bat Squad shows up.

To be clear, you're the... You're kind of dressed up like a bath watch, right?

Yep. I have a fur body suit in my closet.

Why?

Because sometimes I like to feel pretty.

It is a beautiful day for a royal speed walk in my new exercise crown.

My king, may I bother you for a second?

I'm here on behalf of the students of Knight School to invite the princess to

attend our Raspberry Cup tomorrow.

That is very nice of you, but I already have plans.

What plans?

I'm, uh, practicing my princess ways.

See? It's like a wet noodle.

Nonsense! I command you to attend the Raspberry Cup.

Quit the competition, and I'll take her place.

Tiara can't quit.

Quitters get kicked out of high school.

They do? Yes, and thanks to you, I also have to be there as the princess.

Well, how are you going to be at two places? Oh, I see it now.

Oh, dang.

Ooh, jelly beans.

Uh -oh.

You have another secret passage?

Well, let's talk about that and forget everything else that happened today.

You ruined my night school dreams.

You started this when you ruined my Roxbury Cup dreams.

You mean the dream you've had since yesterday?

Look, I'm the new guy.

I'm not going to feel like a real member of the Phoenix Squad unless I prove I

make us stronger.

I didn't know you felt that way.

You wouldn't, because all you care about is winning.

That's... because this whole kingdom thinks of me as just a princess.

I want to become a knight to show them I'm more than that.

And the only way I can do that is if I keep winning.

You make it really hard to stay mad at you when you say stuff like that.

Now I have to figure out how the princess and Ciara can be the rock fairy

the same time.

We need to figure it out.

We made a promise to protect each other's secrets and that's what we're

do.

That means a lot.

Now that we're cool, can I use your secret passageway? We're not that cool.

Okay, when the Basquatch comes, let's meet up on him as he gets distracted by

his favorite food, Chicago.

It's coming!

Basquatch? Need my clothes.

Oh, no.

Great costume, Rudy.

Let's make this quick so you can go wash your wings.

Okay, here comes the butt.

Gareth, the princess was sick and contagious. So you say hello, then watch

inside this hut.

Then I'll transform into Ciara and win that cup.

Then we go home through your secret passageway.

It's not gonna happen.

Welcome to the Raspberry Cup!

Our princess must watch from that hut because she has a revolting case of

bubblegum.

You could have just said I had a cold.

I could have.

Do you have any words for the students?

I do, Sir Gareth. Be brave.

And stay out of my house. Forth Doria!

Forth Doria!

To begin, let's welcome Sage from Kraken Squad.

I knew you'd win, Sage!

Happy dance!

Haven't started yet, Buttercup. Okay, good.

Nigel from Unicorn Squad.

And for Phoenix Squad, Fiora.

Come here. I didn't see you. You were on my fat side. There you are.

For this year's competition, we will be playing capture the hag.

FYI, I'm the hag.

This is a full contact battle. The first student to capture the hag in their net

wins the cup.

that ate off my toe.

Booty. Looking pretty, girl.

Thanks.

I'm gonna go tell Warwick how great he's doing.

Pass what, Brody?

I know you're scared.

But you've got two choices. You can run and hide. Son, where was I?

Or you can stay here and fight this thing.

If you do that, you may just become the brave knight you've been telling your

brother about.

Yeah, you're right.

I can do this.

I'm the mighty Warwick! No!

I'm going to go tell everyone you don't stink.

We did it, Prudy. Only have to pretend to be brave for four more years.

Let's go watch D .R. win the cockpit.

You forgot your sword.

I forgot my sword.

Honestly, butt in my neck!

would be complicated, but it's actually going really well.

I demand to see my daughter.

Spoke too soon.

Step aside.

I heard my baby girl has bubble gut, and I must see her.

Oh, uh, my king, you don't want to see that. She's been ripping major belches

there.

Open the bubble gut hut.

Oops, I just triple -knotted it.

You said oops, but you clearly did that on purpose.

Which word?

Answer.

Oh, hey. I'm sorry you lost, Tiara.

It's okay. I'm fine.

Arc helped me realize winning isn't everything.

Wow. No one at Phoenix Quad has ever been able to do that before.

Good job, new guy.

Yeah, thanks to Arc, our team's never been stronger.