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Victoria Castle. Beautiful.

Hey!

Why are you in my wagon?

Remember when I politely asked you to give me a ride to night school?

No.

Neither do I.

I'm going to miss us.

often injured.

There is an opening in our legendary

night school.

Do you have what it takes to defend our kingdom from Riker and his evil army?

You know it!

Wasn't really asking. This is kind of part of my speech.

Phoenix Squad is looking to add a new member.

Will it be you?

Another fake question. Got it.

You'll get the chance to train alongside Ciara, the brave mistress of kings.

And master of whatever this is called.

Prudence, the powerful.

She may only be a quarter giant, but she has giant strength.

the first giant to become a knight.

It was almost my uncle, but then he stepped on his teacher.

And finally, Warwick. His father and his grandfather were both knights.

Yep, I'm a third generation knight, first generation study.

And I'm super fast with my feet.

I'm still working on my hands.

Sign -ups shall begin.

Momentarily. Can I get a cheer for Astoria?

For Astoria!

What? So it's okay for them to answer?

I told you these wannabes had to beg for a new member.

Well, hi, Ciara. I was just talking about how lame you are.

Must have been a short conversation.

Up top, Rudy.

The name's Ark, and I've dreamed of becoming a knight since I was a baby.

first toy was a dagger.

My second was a first aid kit.

Well, sounds like you have wonderful parents.

But you do know that knight school is only for those descended from noble

blood?

Of course.

You think I'd climb Spider Mountain, cross the zombie swamp, and hitch a ride

a sweaty ogre's wagon without knowing all the details?

That would be pretty dumb. Yeah.

All I need now is your class fee, which is 2 ,000 gold pieces. Shut your one

good eye!

I mean, let me go collect my allowance.

I'll be back in 72 years.

Where would I keep my tiara?

Of course, in my bling cabinet.

You'd look adorbs in that pink one.

Yeah, well, pink's not really my... No!

Your Majesty, I know this looks like I'm stealing your tiara. A little bit.

But if that bothers you, I can steal that picky crystal ring instead.

If you like this ring, you're going to love the bottom of my shoe.

Well, if you can't solve this without violence, then I'm just going to have to

leave.

No!

Hello, ticket to night school.

Hello, Super Trap Arrow.

Oh, man,

he got away.

Princess, are you okay?

Someone stole one of my charas. Release the dragons.

Dad, we don't have dragons. You keep releasing them.

Honey, you should have called for help.

Why? None of your guards could have pinned that thief on my balcony.

Is this the part where you bring up... It's my dream to be a knight. And there

it is.

Father, I am a brave warrior who was born to defend Astoria.

Please let me go to night school, Daddy. Princess, please.

Sweetheart, we've been over this.

Your sister still hasn't returned from battling Riker's army.

You're all I have left.

I can't risk losing you.

But, Dad... Don't butt me.

I'm the king of butts.

Well, I may need your permission to go to night school, Dad.

But Ciara doesn't.

Paid the fee.

Check. Good with a sword.

Check. Looks like a knight.

We're close enough.

Am I in or am I so in? Oh, you are so in.

Welcome to knight school.

Now, class, I will need one squad to volunteer to help with today's lesson.

What's this?

I'll take your pathetic childlike screams as a yes.

Too easy.

Today you will learn that danger lurks where you least expect it.

That statue just came to life, and he looks like a beanie!

We can take him. Draw your sword.

Let the stone warrior's sword don't work on him. I got this.

But we're a team.

Time for you to meet my friend, Cliff.

Cliff!

Because you threw him off a cliff!

Extra credit for heroic wordplay.

Your squad can now select a bonus quest.

if I knew what that was.

It's a chance to get extra points, which we desperately need.

But we're in last place. If we fail a quest, we'll be kicked out of night

school. Do you know how disappointed my dad will be if I get kicked out? My name

is Warwick, not Peetswick.

Oh, well, let's do an easy one.

What's the quest of the golden dagger? It's just the hardest one.

Very hard.

Your squad must retrieve my golden dagger from the mighty beast.

Who stole it.

He also stole my left hand. This one's metal.

So is my left butt cheek.

Story for another day.

Way to go, Arch.

Now we just have to pick a quest by the end of the day.

If you make it to the end of the day, that's a Phoenix Squad new guy record.

That's strange. The princess has that exact same ring.

things. That's what they do. They have things.

Okay, the running away didn't make it any less weird.

It's okay. Your secret's safe.

Actually, I think Ark figured it out. No, he didn't.

Drop the act. All right, I've been to the Pixie Crystal River. I know that

can transform you and that you're the... Princess?

What he said.

Now would be a good time to press that ring.

Princess,

there's something I need to know.

Does this new crown make me look younger?

It's like a prince.

What would I do without you, sweetie?

What were you saying about not being the princess?

Okay, I'm the princess.

I can't believe you found out. No one in this kingdom knows.

This is so cool.

I'm hanging out with a princess.

What should I do? Bow?

Curtsy?

That curtsy looks like you're taking a poop.

And what kind of dragon blood doesn't know how to act around a princess?

Wait a second. You're not a dragon blood.

Of course I am.

I'm Sir Ark, the guy who did not sleep behind the castle last night.

You're right. I'm not a dragonfly.

Then who are you?

The truth is, my homeland was captured by Riker's army.

The only way I can save my people is by becoming a knight of Astoria, but...

they don't let people like me become knights.

You're not the only one. My dad is so worried about my safety, he won't let me

go to knight school.

Up until a year ago, I still slept in my crib.

Good night, my little baby.

I am a teenager!

I mean, you're a princess. I mean, that's gotta be great.

Don't get me wrong. It rocks. I have a 24 -hour snack catapult.

Corn dogs!

What?

I want to be a princess.

Night has always been my dream.

That's why I have to pretend to be Ciara.

Wow. We both have the same dream.

You know, maybe we can help each other.

Think about it. I know your secret.

And I know yours.

You're wearing ladies' battle pants. I am?

Well, I make it work.

It would be nice having someone watch my back.

But how do I know I can trust you with my secret?

Not like you have a choice.

I can lock you in the tower for the rest of your life.

Yeah, let's go back to the truss thing.

Ark,

you're gonna love the tasty trunk.

And it's owned by a warlock, so everything is served with a side of, oh,

the heck?

You mean like a tree gnome giving me the stink eye?

With Ark on our squad, we're one step closer to becoming knights and

the princess to be my boo.

Why, because of Crush on the Princess.

What do you think about that, Ciara?

I have a feeling he's not her type.

Actually, I think they'd make a cute couple.

Thanks, Zarks.

You know nothing, Ciara.

Uh, four vanilla floats, please.

Well, hello there, Team Last Place.

Oh, hi.

I'm Sage, the nicest girl in night school.

Yeah, you're not creepy at all.

I'm Buttercup. Quiet, butt.

So, have you guys figured out what quest you're going to fail?

Sage, you're just jealous because our squad is lit now that we have Ark.

Well, if you're so lit, then why don't you take on the quest of the Golden

Dagger?

Unless you're scared.

Breathe, Ciara.

Don't let her send you into a sage rage.

Oh, come on.

I thought you were the Phoenix Squad, not the Chicken Squad.

You know what? We're the Phoenix Squad. We're going to get that golden dagger.

That's right. I said it.

Oh, no, I said it.

You sure did.

And when you fail, you're going to get kicked out of night school.

Oh, I'm going to miss you guys.

the phoenix squad has been in the toilet. Wait, who told him about my

Oh, not what you're talking about.

But maybe, just maybe, we can defeat the beast with sweet moves like this.

Wadah!

Wadah?

Ark the thief.

Yeah, he is. He stole my flip move.

Got up the tasty trunk without?

Yeah, it's like my catchphrase. Imagine if what's up and wow had a baby. That

beautiful child is without.

You know who else had that?

The guy who stole my tiara.

What?

Someone stole my catchphrase and your tiara?

Man, that guy sounds like a real jerk.

I know it was you.

Okay, it was me. But I needed to steal your tiara so I could go to night

You're the only person I've ever trusted with my secrets. And you lied to my

face.

Kate, you're right.

I'll never do it again.

How can I believe anything you say?

Without trust, you can't be a part of the Phoenix Squad.

Wait.

Did you just kick me out of the squad?

You kicked yourself out.

There's the cave of the beastly.

We really shouldn't be doing this without Ark.

Yeah, well, Ark said he's quitting night school to become a... a... moat

lifeguard.

But we need him. I'm useless.

The... pleading for you to forget that I said that.

He's gone. And the phoenix squad will be gone, too, if we don't get the dagger

back by the end of class.

All right.

Time to wake the beast up and let him know breakfast is here.

Did you get me those noise fairies? Yep, they were on sale at the Fairy Queen.

Against the tiniest creature ever.

my kneecap.

It's my squad.

They went to fight the beast without me. But they took Warwick?

Oh, bold choice.

Well,

it's a long story, but Ciara doesn't trust me anymore because I stole her

favorite sword move, the stab and dab.

Do you know the difference between trust and my left hand?

Trust is something that you can get back.

Ciara's never going to forgive me.

Not if you don't get off your sorry rump and give her a reason to.

A true knight never quits on his squad.

We have to run.

But if we leave, we'll never become knights. But we'll be alive, which is

cool, too.

Man, I wish Yark looked here.

Without!

A true knight never gives up on their squad.

Warwick, you're the fastest. Get back to class and tell them we're coming with

the dagger.

No problem, guys. You can count on me.

He's totally going the wrong way.

So?

Since I saved you and all, think I can have a second chance? This isn't the

to talk about it. What? Are you still mad at me?

I'm mostly disappointed.

He's mad.

Okay. Looks like the two of us are going to have to take him down.

We've got to get in his head.

Yeah,

what do you got that we don't got?

Fire! He's got fire!

What are we going to do now?

I think I know how we can do this together, but you're going to have to

me.

creatures your princess has come to challenge you to a dance

Pretty awesome, except for when you stole my catchphrase. You can have Rizal

back when I get my tiara back.

And that is why you never try to melt a horse in battle.

to eliminate them. And now they're right back in it.

So does that mean you don't want these leftover notes, Siri?

Sorry! I'll pick them out!

Thanks again for coming to help, Sir Ark the Trustworthy.

Now that name is completely lame.

What about Sir Ark?

The guy getting chased by an ogre.