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Alright, Viv,
I'm ready to wrap this up.
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How far have we gone?
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0.8 miles.
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What?
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But we have been walking
for an hour!
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It's been 11 minutes.
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Ugh. Exercise messes
with my internal clock.
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You're on your own.
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Oh, come on!
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Ugh.
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I'm tired of always
being on my own.
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But you have Violet.
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She's 2.
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Her legs are dimply
like yours,
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but she does not have
your wit.
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I like the wit part,
so I'm overlooking the rest.
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You know, I am a strong,
independent woman
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who's totally capable
of raising a kid alone.
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I'm just...
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I just miss having someone
to share my life with.
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But I don't want another
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self-absorbed
Westport banking guy.
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I want a good guy.
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You need to find
someone like Greg.
Ugh.
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In fact, if he doesn't stop
snoring, you can have my Greg.
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I would love a Greg.
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I just don't know
how to spot one.
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That is why I need you
to come out with me
and be my wingwoman.
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I don't have
that kind of time.
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I'm raising kids.
I run a business.
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I just thought
because you were the one
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that convinced me
to reject my ex
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and stand
on my own two feet
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that you might
want to help.
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I could see
why you'd think that,
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but I do not.
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Called a Lyft.
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You can either keep your face
or your ass, Viv.
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I choose my face.
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Hey, Mom.
How was your walk?
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{\an8}Stupid.
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{\an8}Walking is stupid, son.
Remember that.
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{\an8}You need a hand?
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{\an8}I could skip school
and make lasagna with you.
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{\an8}You're being helpful.
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{\an8}I demand an explanation.
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{\an8}I'm just... nervous about
going to school today.
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{\an8}Why?
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{\an8}A kid from school came out to me
on Teen Help Line.
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{\an8}But I think he was worried
I was gonna out him,
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{\an8}so he posted on Instagram
that I was gay,
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{\an8}and the whole school
saw it.
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{\an8}Are you sure this isn't just an
elaborate story you're making up
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to tell me something
about yourself?
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I'm not gay.
Fine.
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So, why don't you just
tell everyone at school
that it's just a lie?
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{\an8}If I do, I'll just be confirming
all of this guy's worst fears,
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{\an8}that being gay
is something to be ashamed of.
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{\an8}I have to lead by example
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{\an8}and show him
that people thinking I'm gay
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{\an8}is not a big deal.
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So, you'll be gay for him,
but not your own mother?
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That is some takeaway.
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{\an8}Oh, hey, Katie!
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Gotta stay in shape if I'm gonna
find a guy by myself!
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I used to be able
to count on you
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to be the worst one
in the family.
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{\an8}But now you're running around
helping people.
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Seriously, Oliver, look at what
you're making me do.
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{\an8}Viv, I'm in!
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We'll find you
a Greg!
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Whoo! I love it!
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I'm here for you, girl!
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{\an8}This is who I am now.
Hope you're happy.
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Ta!
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{\an8}Katie, good news.
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{\an8}My brother's flying in
from England.
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{\an8}He's lecturing at Yale.
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{\an8}Let's set him up with Viv!
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{\an8}What?
She's lonely,
he's lonely.
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{\an8}She said she wanted a Greg.
He's a Greg.
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{\an8}Katie, relationships
aren't just math.
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{\an8}They move in ways beyond
arbitrary connection--
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You're stalling.
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I don't want him
to be with Viv.
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I want him to be with me.
He's mine!
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{\an8}Look, if I had a sister
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{\an8}from my father's
secret second family,
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{\an8}I would pimp her out
to your annoying friend.
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There's no way
to prove that.
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That's why I feel confident
throwing it out there.
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My brother's going to stay
with us for a few days.
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I'm really excited to do all
the typical brother stuff
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we missed out on--
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antiquing,
reciting soliloquies--
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C'mon! Viv wants
all my attention.
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She's up my butt
about this.
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And she's
really skinny right now.
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She might accidentally
slip up there.
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I'm not setting up
my brother with Viv,
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and I don't want to hear
another word about it.
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Great.
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Now I'm frustrated,
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and I'll probably brush my teeth
too aggressively.
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If my gumline recedes,
it's on you.
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Young man: It's him.
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Young woman: There he is.
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They're walking together.
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People are staring.
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It's either because
they think you're gay,
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or I look stunning
in paisley.
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Having not done it
many times before,
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doing the right thing
is an incredible hassle.
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Hello, Oliver.
Oliver's boyfriend.
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Oh, I'm not his--
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None of my business.
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I heard your news.
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You know that conversation
we had the other day?
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I want to clarify
a few things.
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Principal Ablin,
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would you throw my name in
the hat for Distinguished Pupil?
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It'd look good
on my college application.
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You're Katie Otto's son.
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Yes.
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Then no.
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I do not care for
the people you associate with.
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When I said "the people
you associate with,"
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I certainly hope that it was
clear that I meant your mother,
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not other gay people.
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I hadn't given it
much thought.
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Until now.
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Now it's all
I can think about.
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Oh.
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Maybe being named
Distinguished Pupil
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will take it
off your mind, huh?
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Does that come with a letter
of recommendation perhaps?
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It does.
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I'll write one up
tout de suite.
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You see that?
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He's falling all over himself
to keep me happy.
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Huh. Turns out being gay
is the same as being rich.
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What are you doing
with your stuffed animals?
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I was just at Penny's house.
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She re-did her room.
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All of her little kid stuff
is gone.
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She made The Jump,
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and all my friends
have, too.
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So, if I ever want
to have anyone over,
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it's time I get rid
of all this.
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I get that.
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I don't know if I can
get rid of my ponies.
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Especially Glittermane.
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She was brought to life
by a dark wizard.
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It's not gonna be
a clean kill.
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When I was making
The Jump,
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the one thing I couldn't
get rid of was my Barbies.
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Couldn't let 'em go.
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So, what'd you do?
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I went cold turkey.
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I threw them in the trash
and watched as the garbage truck
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took them away forever.
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Then I guess
that's what I'll do, too.
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After feeding them
and bathing them
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and taking in
one last glorious sunset.
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Don't judge my process.
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Otto bros
in the house!
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Katie!
Greg!
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It's so nice
to see you again.
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I've got Greg's office
all set up for you.
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Oh, do you have
an adapter?
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I need to plug in
my rainforest noise machine.
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Greg always travels with
a rainforest noise machine.
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Even though we were brought up
on different continents,
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we have so much in common.
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We're both academics.
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We both like
crustless sandwiches.
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War reenactments.
A cappella groups.
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♪ Yes, we ♪
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♪ Do-ah ♪
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Wow.
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On the way here, Greg wanted to
try a real American donut,
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so we stopped off at the--
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It's too cold
in my office for him.
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I'm sure he's fine.
No.
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See, we have
this cosmic connection
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where I can tell
what he's feeling.
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Okay, I'm just gonna
head this off now.
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You're not twins. You don't
even have the same mother.
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You're just two dorks
who share the same horny dad.
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Pip pip, Ottos!
Viv is here!
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Did you tell her
about my brother?
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What? No.
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People say "Pip pip."
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Hello.
Oh!
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I'm Greg's brother
Greg.
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I'm Viv.
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I heard you were coming
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and I wanted to
make you feel at home,
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so I made you
some crumpets.
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Crumpets?
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You are
so thoughtful.
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Greg, who is this angel?
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Come, sit, tell me
everything about yourself.
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Uh, were you a C-section?
Were you a breach?
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I want to know every detail,
right from the start.
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This Greg is so much
better than yours.
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I told her not to be
her everyday awful self,
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and he's totally
buying it.
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I specifically told you not to
set up my brother with Viv.
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Yes, but when are you going to
stop asking me
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not to do things that you know
that I'm going to do anyway?
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It puts me in a very
uncomfortable position.
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This is your fault.
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Viv's eating up my time
with my brother.
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They were out
late last night.
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They got back
early this morning.
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At this rate, we're never
gonna get to play chess.
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I'll play chess
with you.
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Yeah, okay.
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Mm.
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Hello, all.
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Ah.
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Viv and I had
the most magical morning
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strolling through the park,
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talking about our lives,
our dreams.
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Did you know she wants
to move into a cottage?
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A cottage
seems a little small
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for a woman with...
a child.
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Violet?
I love that Viv has a kid.
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It's like having
a starter kit.
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Starter kit for what?
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What are you starting?
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A family, I guess.
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I know I'm getting
ahead of myself,
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but I feel like I'm in
the middle of a romantic comedy,
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where you meet someone,
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and 90 minutes later, you're
running through the airport
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as Liam Neeson
cheers you on.
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It's "Love, Actually."
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It's infatuation,
at best.
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I hope you don't mind,
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but I made Viv
my plus-one to the lecture.
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I mean, you were just coming
to be nice,
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but Viv is genuinely interested
in the lasting impact
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that the Norman Conquest had
on the Flemish people.
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She never
shuts up about it.
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So, I'm not going
to the lecture?
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I knew you'd understand.
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Thanks, mate.
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We need to put
a stop to this.
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Oh, honey. You know I never
put your needs before mine.
252
00:08:32,458 --> 00:08:33,999
Goodbye,
old friends.
253
00:08:34,000 --> 00:08:34,917
How do you feel?
254
00:08:37,833 --> 00:08:40,124
Older.
255
00:08:40,125 --> 00:08:41,416
I think I might
even start writing
256
00:08:41,417 --> 00:08:43,332
with pencils that don't
smell like fruit.
257
00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:44,332
Hmm.
258
00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,999
So, it's day dos.
259
00:08:48,000 --> 00:08:49,082
What's life like
out of the closet?
260
00:08:49,083 --> 00:08:50,541
A few whispers.
261
00:08:50,542 --> 00:08:52,666
My ex-girlfriend walked up to me
and said, "That makes sense."
262
00:08:52,667 --> 00:08:53,791
Didn't care for that.
263
00:08:53,792 --> 00:08:55,207
But overall,
pretty good.
264
00:08:55,208 --> 00:08:57,124
Hello, boys.
265
00:08:57,125 --> 00:08:58,832
Don't mean to
interrupt your date,
266
00:08:58,833 --> 00:09:01,416
but, uh, I have
a letter of recommendation.
267
00:09:01,417 --> 00:09:02,749
One page?
268
00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:05,082
This seems more like
a "note" of recommendation.
269
00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:06,791
Oh, this?
270
00:09:06,792 --> 00:09:08,416
This is just
a rough draft.
271
00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:10,291
I'm going to flesh it out, obviously.
272
00:09:10,292 --> 00:09:11,999
Obviously.
273
00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:14,499
And print it
on 28-pound cream-linen paper.
274
00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:15,375
Thanks, sport.
275
00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:20,332
Hey, watch this.
276
00:09:20,333 --> 00:09:21,582
Hey, Oliver!
277
00:09:21,583 --> 00:09:24,082
My eyes are up here,
not down here!
278
00:09:24,083 --> 00:09:26,249
Dude, don't be
like that.
279
00:09:26,250 --> 00:09:27,541
So not cool.
280
00:09:27,542 --> 00:09:29,124
Yeah, what he did
took real guts.
281
00:09:29,125 --> 00:09:30,582
Besides, what does that
have to do with you?
282
00:09:30,583 --> 00:09:31,999
I...
283
00:09:37,042 --> 00:09:39,041
Greg's brother
is really into Viv.
284
00:09:39,042 --> 00:09:40,874
He's talking about delaying
his flight back to England
285
00:09:40,875 --> 00:09:42,416
so he can spend
more time with her.
286
00:09:42,417 --> 00:09:43,874
What does your Greg
have to say about that?
287
00:09:43,875 --> 00:09:45,291
He's mad.
288
00:09:45,292 --> 00:09:46,749
But he's not looking
at the big picture.
289
00:09:46,750 --> 00:09:49,124
Viv is off my hands.
290
00:09:49,125 --> 00:09:50,957
No more walks,
no more guilt--
291
00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:52,791
I think it's you who's not
seeing the big picture.
292
00:09:52,792 --> 00:09:53,832
Yeah, she's right.
293
00:09:53,833 --> 00:09:55,332
If they get serious,
294
00:09:55,333 --> 00:09:58,416
Viv could be
your sister-in-law.
295
00:09:59,417 --> 00:10:00,541
Don't you ever
say that.
296
00:10:00,542 --> 00:10:02,249
Well, what did you think
would happen
297
00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:03,791
when you set Viv up
with your brother-in-law?
298
00:10:03,792 --> 00:10:06,499
Well, I never think
two moves in advance!
299
00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:07,874
That's why I'm bad
at Connect Four!
300
00:10:07,875 --> 00:10:09,374
Sister-in-laws suck.
301
00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:10,457
All the e-mails,
302
00:10:10,458 --> 00:10:11,749
who's making what
for Thanksgiving,
303
00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:13,041
Christmas spending limits?
304
00:10:13,042 --> 00:10:14,749
Ugh! And you just know
she's gonna want to
305
00:10:14,750 --> 00:10:17,374
take that family
jumping picture on the beach.
Mm-hmm.
306
00:10:17,375 --> 00:10:19,374
Ugh, where we're all
barefoot in jeans,
307
00:10:19,375 --> 00:10:20,499
wearing white linen shirts.
308
00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:22,124
I mean, don't worry, though.
309
00:10:22,125 --> 00:10:24,124
I really only saw
my sister-in-law a
few times a year.
310
00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:25,791
It's not like
she lived in Westport.
311
00:10:25,792 --> 00:10:27,541
Hmm. That-- That's
a good point, Angela.
312
00:10:27,542 --> 00:10:28,707
Mm-hmm.
You know, Katie,
313
00:10:28,708 --> 00:10:31,999
hey, uh, remind us--
where does Viv live again?
314
00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,207
Across the street.
315
00:10:36,583 --> 00:10:39,124
This is your house.
This is her house.
316
00:10:40,167 --> 00:10:41,582
They're so close!
317
00:10:41,583 --> 00:10:43,166
Okay. Alright.
318
00:10:45,167 --> 00:10:46,541
Greg?!
319
00:10:48,333 --> 00:10:50,499
What?
We have
to break them up.
320
00:10:50,500 --> 00:10:52,707
What is it going to take for you
to make me listen to you?
321
00:10:52,708 --> 00:10:54,832
Are you trying to make
it my fault that you
constantly ignore me?
322
00:10:54,833 --> 00:10:57,499
Sorry! I'm very flustered
right now!
323
00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:58,958
And I'm hot!
324
00:11:03,375 --> 00:11:04,666
Viv and Greg
are walking up.
325
00:11:04,667 --> 00:11:06,582
Time to destroy
their love.
326
00:11:08,125 --> 00:11:10,082
Hey! Come sit.
We're gonna have some lunch.
327
00:11:10,083 --> 00:11:11,666
Oh!
Didn't you tell them?
328
00:11:11,667 --> 00:11:12,832
Oh, shoot.
329
00:11:12,833 --> 00:11:13,957
Viv made
plans for us.
330
00:11:13,958 --> 00:11:15,416
I meant to text,
331
00:11:15,417 --> 00:11:17,249
but it's been pretty hard
to focus lately.
332
00:11:17,250 --> 00:11:19,332
Mm.
A-At least we've worked out
our couple name.
333
00:11:19,333 --> 00:11:20,707
Right, Griv?
334
00:11:20,708 --> 00:11:22,457
Ooh!
335
00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:24,166
I want to show him
my favorite place in town.
336
00:11:24,167 --> 00:11:25,124
The waxer?
337
00:11:25,125 --> 00:11:27,124
No, silly!
338
00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:28,916
The cannons
on Compo Beach.
339
00:11:28,917 --> 00:11:29,999
It's where
the British invaded
340
00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,541
and the Americans
held them off.
341
00:11:31,542 --> 00:11:33,874
Except this American's
gonna let you right in.
342
00:11:33,875 --> 00:11:34,666
Ooh!
343
00:11:34,667 --> 00:11:37,416
U-S-A!
344
00:11:37,417 --> 00:11:40,749
Viv, before you go, why don't
you and I take a power walk?
345
00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:42,041
Now?
Right now.
346
00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:45,541
You finally caught
the exercise bug?
347
00:11:45,542 --> 00:11:46,999
I've been working
on you for years!
348
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:48,916
Ohh!
349
00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:50,374
Huh.
350
00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:52,624
I wonder if you'll still have
that big, beautiful head
351
00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:54,124
when you have
that little, tiny body.
352
00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:55,499
Okay.
353
00:11:55,500 --> 00:11:56,541
I'll miss you.
354
00:11:56,542 --> 00:11:57,999
The elements
be kind to thee
355
00:11:58,000 --> 00:12:00,332
and make thy spirits all of
comfort-- fare thee well.
356
00:12:00,333 --> 00:12:01,666
Fare thee weller.
357
00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:03,499
Not a proper
comparative adverb form.
358
00:12:05,708 --> 00:12:07,166
Well, this gives me
a chance to pack.
359
00:12:07,167 --> 00:12:08,166
But I thought you changed
your flight.
360
00:12:08,167 --> 00:12:09,917
I did.
I'm moving in to Viv's.
361
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,416
How did I not
feel this coming?
362
00:12:20,708 --> 00:12:22,541
You can't go to Viv's.
363
00:12:22,542 --> 00:12:23,957
Why ever not?
364
00:12:23,958 --> 00:12:27,791
Listen, Greg, Viv is just
looking for a sugar daddy.
365
00:12:27,792 --> 00:12:30,124
What are you talking about?
She has a huge house.
366
00:12:30,125 --> 00:12:32,207
It's not hers.
She's broke.
367
00:12:32,208 --> 00:12:34,041
She's only with you
for your money.
368
00:12:34,042 --> 00:12:35,582
Really?
Really.
369
00:12:35,583 --> 00:12:38,124
Oh, wow.
370
00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:40,374
It's no wonder things are
moving so quickly.
371
00:12:40,375 --> 00:12:43,541
And why she seems so
into the Norman Conquest.
372
00:12:43,542 --> 00:12:45,666
Nobody cares about it
that much, British Greg.
373
00:12:45,667 --> 00:12:47,291
I do.
374
00:12:47,292 --> 00:12:49,416
I wasted
so much time with her
375
00:12:49,417 --> 00:12:51,124
when I should have been
hanging out with you.
376
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:52,166
Hey...
377
00:12:52,167 --> 00:12:53,624
I just got so caught up
in everything.
378
00:12:53,625 --> 00:12:56,166
It sounds so silly now,
379
00:12:56,167 --> 00:12:58,416
but I think that was the first
time I'd ever been in love.
380
00:12:58,417 --> 00:12:59,624
Really?
381
00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:02,374
I suppose life doesn't work
like a romantic comedy
382
00:13:02,375 --> 00:13:04,457
'cause it lasts a lot longer
than an hour and a half
383
00:13:04,458 --> 00:13:07,624
and, it seems,
has no happy ending.
384
00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:10,832
Turns out I'm not
Prime Minister Hugh Grant.
385
00:13:10,833 --> 00:13:12,917
I'm just department store
Mr. Bean.
386
00:13:14,625 --> 00:13:16,167
Maybe a game of chess
will cheer you up.
387
00:13:23,542 --> 00:13:24,707
I'll get started.
You'll get into it.
388
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:28,499
Ugh.
389
00:13:28,500 --> 00:13:30,249
Viv, you're moving
too fast.
390
00:13:30,250 --> 00:13:31,457
I know it seems
like it,
391
00:13:31,458 --> 00:13:33,541
but things just feel
so right with Greg.
392
00:13:33,542 --> 00:13:35,332
No, I'm talking about us.
Walking.
393
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:36,707
Oh.
394
00:13:36,708 --> 00:13:37,582
But also
about British Greg.
395
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:38,999
You don't even know him.
396
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,832
I know
all I need to know.
397
00:13:40,833 --> 00:13:43,166
And his name
is Greg Otto.
398
00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:46,832
Oh my God!
Katie.
Mm-hmm?
399
00:13:46,833 --> 00:13:49,582
We could both be
Mrs. Greg Ottos.
400
00:13:49,583 --> 00:13:52,916
We could do one of
those awesome family photos
401
00:13:52,917 --> 00:13:55,999
where we all wear
matching outfits on the beach.
402
00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:58,124
British Greg is only
looking to marry someone
403
00:13:58,125 --> 00:13:59,207
so that he can get
his green card,
404
00:13:59,208 --> 00:14:01,957
and then he's going to
dump them after.
405
00:14:01,958 --> 00:14:03,832
What?
406
00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:05,166
Greg told me.
407
00:14:05,167 --> 00:14:07,041
This is why you wanted
to walk with me?
408
00:14:07,042 --> 00:14:10,207
To tell me?
It's not because
you like walks?
409
00:14:10,208 --> 00:14:12,041
Yes.
410
00:14:12,042 --> 00:14:13,707
Wow.
411
00:14:13,708 --> 00:14:16,166
Two betrayals at once.
412
00:14:16,167 --> 00:14:18,916
It just felt so real
with Greg.
413
00:14:18,917 --> 00:14:20,749
How could it
have been real?
414
00:14:20,750 --> 00:14:22,582
You weren't even
acting like yourself.
415
00:14:22,583 --> 00:14:24,207
Well,
that's the thing--
416
00:14:24,208 --> 00:14:26,999
with him,
I was being myself.
417
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:28,416
My old self.
418
00:14:28,417 --> 00:14:30,832
The person I was
before I came to this town
419
00:14:30,833 --> 00:14:32,332
and got so caught up
in the culture of
420
00:14:32,333 --> 00:14:34,541
"Who are you wearing?"
"Who makes that bag?"
421
00:14:34,542 --> 00:14:36,457
"Why are you friends
with Katie?"
422
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,374
I'm so sorry.
423
00:14:38,375 --> 00:14:39,666
If it helps,
424
00:14:39,667 --> 00:14:41,707
I didn't call a car
to come pick me up.
425
00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:43,208
You probably should.
426
00:14:45,792 --> 00:14:47,832
I think I need to
be alone right now.
Oh.
427
00:14:47,833 --> 00:14:50,582
Come on.
Let's walk.
428
00:14:50,583 --> 00:14:51,417
We'll talk!
429
00:14:53,292 --> 00:14:55,207
Okay, well, I'm obviously
not doing that.
430
00:14:57,208 --> 00:14:58,749
How do I look?
431
00:14:58,750 --> 00:15:00,541
Like the school's
newest Distinguished Pupil.
432
00:15:00,542 --> 00:15:02,666
Being gay has really
worked out well for you.
433
00:15:02,667 --> 00:15:04,249
And me.
What do you mean?
434
00:15:04,250 --> 00:15:05,541
I can't even count
the number of girls
435
00:15:05,542 --> 00:15:07,499
telling me how sensitive
and evolved I am
436
00:15:07,500 --> 00:15:09,166
for having
a gay best friend.
437
00:15:09,167 --> 00:15:10,666
You're like walking
a really cute dog.
438
00:15:10,667 --> 00:15:12,207
You're so bad.
439
00:15:12,208 --> 00:15:13,874
I think I can say
stuff like that now.
440
00:15:15,458 --> 00:15:17,791
Hey, you guys need to see
what Will just posted.
441
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,832
Hi, everyone!
442
00:15:19,833 --> 00:15:21,499
I need to
tell you something.
443
00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:24,916
First, I owe
Oliver Otto an apology
444
00:15:24,917 --> 00:15:26,916
for that post I made up
about him.
445
00:15:26,917 --> 00:15:30,041
Oliver, you're a good guy
who went out of his way
446
00:15:30,042 --> 00:15:34,624
to show me I could live
a happy life as my honest self.
447
00:15:34,625 --> 00:15:36,541
Oliver's not gay.
448
00:15:36,542 --> 00:15:37,874
I am.
449
00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:39,375
Oh.
450
00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:42,874
Look at that.
He just came out.
451
00:15:42,875 --> 00:15:44,541
And you just got in'd.
452
00:15:44,542 --> 00:15:45,916
That's too bad.
453
00:15:45,917 --> 00:15:47,291
You were so interesting
for a while.
454
00:15:56,042 --> 00:15:57,832
Ugh.
Where is your brother?
455
00:15:57,833 --> 00:15:59,124
I have to talk to him.
456
00:15:59,125 --> 00:16:00,124
The plan worked.
457
00:16:00,125 --> 00:16:01,416
He's on his way
to the train station
458
00:16:01,417 --> 00:16:02,874
so he can catch
his original flight.
459
00:16:02,875 --> 00:16:04,874
He was pretty upset, but it
was the right thing to do.
460
00:16:04,875 --> 00:16:07,041
It was
the wrong thing to do.
461
00:16:07,042 --> 00:16:08,832
What Viv and Greg had
was real,
462
00:16:08,833 --> 00:16:10,041
and we ruined it.
463
00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:11,208
Are you sure?
464
00:16:13,375 --> 00:16:14,707
Wait.
465
00:16:14,708 --> 00:16:16,207
You're right.
466
00:16:16,208 --> 00:16:17,374
My brother's heart is broken.
I can feel it.
467
00:16:17,375 --> 00:16:18,458
Call him.
468
00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:22,541
This is Greg.
Straight to voicemail.
469
00:16:22,542 --> 00:16:24,291
Alright. We're going to
the train station.
470
00:16:24,292 --> 00:16:25,166
What about Viv?
471
00:16:25,167 --> 00:16:26,541
We have to find her.
472
00:16:26,542 --> 00:16:28,541
We were running,
and I lost her.
473
00:16:28,542 --> 00:16:31,291
Okay, she was running,
and I walked home.
474
00:16:31,292 --> 00:16:32,958
I called an Uber,
but I met it at the corner.
475
00:16:34,208 --> 00:16:35,999
Alright, it met me
at my exact location.
476
00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:37,082
You broke me.
You happy now?
477
00:16:44,042 --> 00:16:45,499
I hear
the garbage truck.
478
00:16:45,500 --> 00:16:47,332
This is really
the end of--
479
00:16:47,333 --> 00:16:48,832
What the hell
is that?!
480
00:16:48,833 --> 00:16:50,249
Oh, it's my last Barbie.
481
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:52,749
The only one
who survived that day.
482
00:16:52,750 --> 00:16:54,166
I watched from the window
483
00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:56,874
as the truck slowly crushed
my dolls.
484
00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:58,749
I can still
hear their screams--
485
00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:00,041
"You're killing me!"
486
00:17:00,042 --> 00:17:01,541
"Why is this happening?"
487
00:17:01,542 --> 00:17:03,374
"I had
a house in Malibu!"
488
00:17:03,375 --> 00:17:05,499
You made it sound like
it was no big deal.
489
00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,666
Turns out it was actually
super traumatizing.
490
00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:09,582
I ran downstairs
as the truck drove away,
491
00:17:09,583 --> 00:17:11,874
and I found her by the curb
next to the trash bin.
492
00:17:11,875 --> 00:17:13,207
She must have jumped out
at the last minute.
493
00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:16,124
It's a good thing I dressed her
in her high-tops.
494
00:17:16,125 --> 00:17:17,332
Well, what are we
gonna do now?
495
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:18,707
Let's go get
those ponies!
496
00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:29,499
Viv, let's go
get your man.
497
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:30,916
In that car?
498
00:17:30,917 --> 00:17:32,208
Shut up
and get in.
499
00:17:36,833 --> 00:17:38,207
You can't
park here!
500
00:17:38,208 --> 00:17:40,249
We have to!
She's in love!
501
00:17:40,250 --> 00:17:42,791
Oh!
I didn't realize!
502
00:17:42,792 --> 00:17:45,082
Train 638
to Grand Central Station
503
00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:46,749
now arriving
at Platform Two.
504
00:17:46,750 --> 00:17:48,500
Oh, no.
I don't see him!
505
00:17:50,250 --> 00:17:53,041
Greg, do you
feel him?
506
00:17:53,042 --> 00:17:55,291
I'm kidding.
That whole thing is stupid.
507
00:18:05,750 --> 00:18:07,749
You can't steal
my childhood!
508
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:09,916
Do you live here?
Yeah.
509
00:18:09,917 --> 00:18:12,124
Tell your parents to start
tipping at the holidays.
510
00:18:16,875 --> 00:18:17,832
Oh! There he is!
511
00:18:17,833 --> 00:18:19,082
Greg!
Greg!
512
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:20,958
Katie.
Greg?!
513
00:18:22,917 --> 00:18:24,207
What's going on?
514
00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,749
You're not
going anywhere.
515
00:18:25,750 --> 00:18:27,916
Viv, Greg told me--
I was lying.
516
00:18:27,917 --> 00:18:29,292
They can't
be trusted.
517
00:18:31,375 --> 00:18:32,832
Please stay.
518
00:18:34,583 --> 00:18:36,041
I would love to.
519
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:48,499
They seem genuinely
happy together.
520
00:18:48,500 --> 00:18:50,791
Even if it's not
what's best for us,
521
00:18:50,792 --> 00:18:51,832
we did
the right thing.
522
00:18:55,167 --> 00:18:57,166
Don't tell Viv,
523
00:18:57,167 --> 00:18:58,541
but I got
the better Greg.
524
00:19:07,000 --> 00:19:09,291
Come play with me and Violet.
525
00:19:09,292 --> 00:19:11,207
I'm watching her
while Viv and Uncle Greg
526
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:12,207
are with Mom and Dad.
527
00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:13,291
Are those my ponies?
528
00:19:13,292 --> 00:19:14,542
Violet found the box.
529
00:19:22,542 --> 00:19:23,583
Hi, Violet.
530
00:19:25,583 --> 00:19:26,957
You like
these ponies?
531
00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:29,041
They need
a good home.
532
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:31,000
You can take them with you,
if you'd like.
533
00:19:34,167 --> 00:19:36,374
I want you to meet
Sergeant Sparkles.
534
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:37,916
He's my favorite.
535
00:19:37,917 --> 00:19:41,749
If you ever get scared
or just need a friend...
536
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:44,041
I promise he'll
always watch over you.
537
00:19:44,042 --> 00:19:45,542
Because his eyes
never close.
538
00:19:47,167 --> 00:19:48,832
I'm really proud
of you.
539
00:19:48,833 --> 00:19:50,707
You just made The Jump.
540
00:19:50,708 --> 00:19:52,958
I did.
541
00:19:54,792 --> 00:19:56,291
You should give her
your Barbie.
542
00:19:56,292 --> 00:19:58,374
Uh...
543
00:19:58,375 --> 00:19:59,750
No.
544
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,624
Well, well, well.
545
00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:13,499
Look who's no longer
a member of a protected class.
546
00:20:15,042 --> 00:20:19,332
{\an8}Obviously, Distinguished Pupil
is out of the question.
547
00:20:19,333 --> 00:20:22,208
{\an8}Here's the recommendation
I missed "NCIS" to write.
548
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:28,333
{\an8}Here's the real one.
549
00:20:31,250 --> 00:20:32,749
{\an8}"Detention."
550
00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:35,416
{\an8}See you then, sport.
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