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Hey, Mom, look what I made you
at school yesterday.
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Oh, it's beautiful.
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Give me a minute
to figure out what it is
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and I'll tell you
how much I love it.
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It's a plastic-bag
dryer.
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It's so you can wash
and reuse plastic baggies.
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What prissy mom
came up with that idea?
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Dad.
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We had fun
making them.
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You know
what else would be fun?
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If you stopped
coming up with stuff
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that makes
more work for me.
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Katie, I'm head of the school's
green committee.
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It's important that we up
our recycling game.
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Am I still supposed to
pretend recycling is real
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in front of Anna-Kat?
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She's 10, Greg.
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Hey, Mr. and Mrs. A.
Hey.
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I'm here to pick up Taylor
for school.
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Now that
it's my second senior year,
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Taylor and I
are in the same class.
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Fingers crossed I don't end up
with Anna-Kat.
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I love your hair today,
Mom.
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Thanks, Taylor!
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Look at that.
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She gave you a compliment
and didn't ask for money.
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I know.
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We might finally
be entering
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the mother-daughter
friend phase.
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We could go
to Mardi Gras together.
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But she's not gonna get
more beads than me.
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I have great news.
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I got an interview
at Teen Help Line.
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What's Teen Help Line?
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Oh, it's this
volunteer organization
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where teens call to talk
to peers about their problems.
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It's a great way
to impress Harvard
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now that
I can't do ballet.
Huh.
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Don't you need empathy
for that?
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I've gotten this far without it.
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Plus,
they give you a script,
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and if anyone starts to cry
or something gross like that,
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I'll just pretend
I got disconnected.
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They'll be lucky
to have you.
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She wants me to wash out
plastic bags.
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What the hell for?
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I barely have time
to wash my own damn self.
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Ugh. Marigold wants me
to wash out those bags, too.
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It's really caused a rift
between me and the housekeeper.
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She just thinks
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the rich lady has found
another way to torture her.
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Just give the woman
her passport back.
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No.
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The only kid not bugging me
is Taylor.
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She even complimented me
for no reason this morning.
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Mm.
Uh-oh.
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What?
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No kid is nice
for no reason, Katie.
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She's clearly
hiding something from you.
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You think?
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Marigold told me
I smelled nice the other day,
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so I flipped her
upside down
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and shook five Pixie Stix
out of her pockets.
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A mother knows,
Katie.
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You're right.
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I'm going to
search Taylor's room.
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Okay, you're going
about this the wrong way.
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You should be the kind of mom
she'd want to come to.
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The last thing you should
be doing is snooping.
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It's a complete
breach of trust.
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No,
you're right.
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It's the wrong thing
to do.
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Angela's wrong.
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Snooping feels
absolutely right.
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It's a good thing
her room is so messy.
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We don't have to
put anything back.
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This is suspicious.
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What?
A book.
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In Taylor's room.
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Oh.
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Oh, my.
What "oh, my"?
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Well, it's a prescription
for birth-control pills.
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In her name.
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Oh.
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I feel sick.
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What are you doing?
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If there are drugs in here,
I'm gonna find them,
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'cause you could really
use some right now.
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{\an8}What are you
in the mood for today, Franklin?
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{\an8}The mac-n-cheese
looks good.
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{\an8}Well, I'm allergic to dairy,
cheese, and pasta.
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{\an8}Is there any of that
in there?
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{\an8}Hey!
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{\an8}The lunch lady's
using disposable plates.
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Excuse me--
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Mac-n-cheese
or fish sticks?
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{\an8}Mac-n-cheese, please.
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{\an8}He'll have
the fish sticks.
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{\an8}And also, why aren't you using
washable plates?
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{\an8}The plastic ones are just gonna
end up in a landfill.
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{\an8}Tell somebody
who gives a dink.
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You can't talk that way.
There's a lady present.
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What are you
gonna do about it?
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{\an8}Eat mac-n-cheese,
break out in hives,
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{\an8}and throw up
all over your floor.
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Knock yourself out.
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Dad!
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{\an8}Yeah.
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{\an8}The lunch lady won't use
real plates.
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She uses
plastic ones
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and then just
throws them away.
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What?
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Not in my school.
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{\an8}I tried talking to her,
but she won't listen.
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{\an8}This is a job
for the recycling committee.
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{\an8}Bill Doty and I
will take it from here.
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{\an8}Sounds like the lunch lady
just needs to be educated.
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{\an8}Yeah,
and if that doesn't work,
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{\an8}we'll recycle her face!
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You get more like your mother
every day.
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{\an8}Hi, Mom.
I like your shirt today.
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Liar! You don't like
anything about me!
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I found this.
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{\an8}Where did you
get this?!
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{\an8}You went in my room?!
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{\an8}If we're talking about
who's going in where,
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{\an8}I think there's a bigger
conversation to be had.
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{\an8}Okay, Mom, calm down.
We haven't done it yet.
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{\an8}But at some point, we will.
Right, Trip?
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I just came in
for apple juice.
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{\an8}You promised me you were
going to come to me first
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{\an8}when you were
thinking of having sex.
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I never
was really gonna do that.
Double liar!
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Well, you're a snoop!
I don't trust you anymore!
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{\an8}I don't know
if I can trust you anymore!
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I'm smelling
some tension.
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Maybe Teen Help Line
can offer some support.
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"Hi.
I'm glad you called.
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This is a safe place
for you to express"--
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Let me see that.
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If you're ever wondering
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where my lack of empathy
comes from...
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Give me back
my prescription
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that you stole
from my room!
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Well,
your room is in my house,
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so I get to do this.
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Well,
it doesn't matter.
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I'll just get Angela
to take me to the doctor again.
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What?!
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Angela took you?!
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I played laser tag
last night.
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You ever been?
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There was a 12-year-old
who covered his target.
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It's against the rules.
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Get out.
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Thank you.
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I cannot believe
you took my daughter
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to get birth control
without asking me.
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Okay.
You have to understand.
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When Taylor came to me
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and asked me
to take her to the doctor,
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I was afraid
that if I said no,
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she would start having
unprotected sex,
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and I knew
you wouldn't want that.
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But I should have been the one
to take her.
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I'm her mother.
But would you
have taken her?
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No!
I am her mother!
See?
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This is why Taylor didn't
go to you, because you
always shut her down.
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But when Taylor came to you,
you should have come to me.
She asked me not to.
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She asked me not to go to school
in my pajama bottoms!
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You don't have to listen
to a teenager!
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Doris?
You want to weigh in here?
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Yeah, Doris, weigh in.
Tell her I'm right.
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I'll do
what I always do, okay?
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I'll side with each of you
behind the other's back.
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That way,
I stay the favorite.
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I've got to
get to court,
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where people argue
and make sense.
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This conversation
is not over.
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Angela, this conversation
is not--
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She can't hear me, but this
conversation is not over.
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Now, before we start the show,
I'd like to introduce my friend
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and the sunshine
on my compost pile,
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Mr. Bill Doty!
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Let's get on
with this.
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I only get a 48-minute lunch
at Foot Locker.
Hmm.
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Did somebody hire the two
worst strippers in Westport?
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'Cause I didn't.
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Well, we're gonna do
a little show for you
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that will not only
rock your world...
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But save it!
...but save it!
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We're gonna lay some knowledge
on you about recycling
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and have a little bit of fun
along the way.
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Join us now, somewhere on
an American coastline.
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The beach is a perfect place
to have my lunch.
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Well, I don't need
this plastic wrapper anymore.
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Guess I'll throw it
in the ocean.
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What harm
could it possibly do?
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I hope
you enjoyed your lunch.
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It cost me my life.
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We promise
to all dolphins,
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we'll make sure
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no one throws plastic
in their home again.
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Go on, go on.
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And... scene.
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I'm gonna tell you
the same thing
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I told the touring company
of "The Sound of Music"--
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this sucks, and I'm outta here.
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She doesn't seem moved.
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Mm.
Maybe she's in pain.
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I mean,
look at those feet.
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She's wearing
a size 9,
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and she's clearly
a 9 1/2.
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Sorry, it's hard to leave work
at the office sometimes.
Sure.
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Whoa.
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It looks like you could use
someone to talk to.
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Yeah,
that would be nice.
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Oh, great.
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Uh, first,
I'd have to ask you
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if you're thinking about
harming yourself or others,
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because if so,
I'd have to refer you
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to someone
more qualified.
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Very natural,
Oliver.
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Okay, Dad's home.
Everybody, dinner.
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Can we just eat
in front of the TV for once?
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No.
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I want us all
to eat at the table.
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Family dinners
are important
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so we can keep track
of each other's lives.
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Because family is
where you should turn to first.
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Or you could turn
to a peer
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who's practicing
for an interview next week
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and has a script
that tells him what to say.
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Or a mother.
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A very cool, hip mother
who's easy to talk to.
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Who is
she talking about?
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Herself.
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But it's
completely untrue.
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I am a cool mother
who is easy to talk to.
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Everybody knows that.
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Hang on.
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Is this the result
of something you told me to do
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that I didn't handle?
No.
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That's all
I need to know.
But if
you need to know more,
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you should
go to Angela.
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I knew that's what
this was about!
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I'm going upstairs.
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Come on,
Trip.
No way.
249
00:09:38,358 --> 00:09:41,399
You two are not allowed
to be alone upstairs anymore.
250
00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:42,816
What?!
That's crazy!
251
00:09:42,817 --> 00:09:45,066
You are 17,
and you're gonna do as I say!
252
00:09:45,067 --> 00:09:45,817
I'm 18!
253
00:09:47,233 --> 00:09:48,483
Yeah.
254
00:09:50,108 --> 00:09:51,566
Well, I don't care
how old you are!
255
00:09:51,567 --> 00:09:54,357
My house, my rules!
Now sit down and eat!
256
00:09:54,358 --> 00:09:56,941
We are gonna have
a damn family dinner,
257
00:09:56,942 --> 00:09:59,982
and that's
the end of that!
258
00:09:59,983 --> 00:10:03,316
Do you know
what's going on?
I do...
259
00:10:03,317 --> 00:10:05,107
but I'd rather
talk about laser tag.
260
00:10:09,650 --> 00:10:11,774
Well, we tried to reason
with the lunch lady...
261
00:10:11,775 --> 00:10:12,899
But that
didn't work.
262
00:10:12,900 --> 00:10:14,274
So, unfortunately,
263
00:10:14,275 --> 00:10:16,066
we have to use public shaming
to get our point across.
264
00:10:16,067 --> 00:10:17,607
Thank you, guys,
for bagging up
265
00:10:17,608 --> 00:10:19,232
all the plastic waste
from lunch.
266
00:10:19,233 --> 00:10:20,316
Shoot.
267
00:10:20,317 --> 00:10:21,982
I think my retainer's
in one of these bags.
268
00:10:21,983 --> 00:10:24,607
Ugh.
Not you guys again.
269
00:10:24,608 --> 00:10:27,649
We wanted to show you how much
waste you create every day
270
00:10:27,650 --> 00:10:29,524
by using
disposable plates.
271
00:10:29,525 --> 00:10:31,775
All of this
from just one day?
272
00:10:33,025 --> 00:10:34,732
I was hoping
it would be a lot more.
273
00:10:34,733 --> 00:10:37,441
Ha-ha!
Bite me, Nature.
274
00:10:39,275 --> 00:10:41,482
Ha-ha-ha!
275
00:10:49,942 --> 00:10:52,191
I was hoping we wouldn't
have to resort to this.
276
00:10:52,192 --> 00:10:54,482
We're gonna have to
call in the big guns.
277
00:10:54,483 --> 00:10:55,732
"The Closer."
278
00:10:55,733 --> 00:10:57,524
"The Environmental
Assassin."
279
00:10:57,525 --> 00:11:00,066
Code name--
Mr. Green.
280
00:11:00,067 --> 00:11:01,650
My retainer!
281
00:11:05,692 --> 00:11:07,857
That's not mine.
282
00:11:19,358 --> 00:11:21,732
"Hey, Snoop, I moved out.
283
00:11:21,733 --> 00:11:23,816
Since I'm not living
under your roof anymore,
284
00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,482
I guess I don't have to
follow your rules"?
285
00:11:25,483 --> 00:11:27,482
Oliver!
286
00:11:31,025 --> 00:11:32,399
Do you know
where Taylor went?
287
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,191
I do, but I don't think
I should tell you
288
00:11:34,192 --> 00:11:36,066
because she came to me
in confidence,
289
00:11:36,067 --> 00:11:37,649
and confidentiality
is a bedrock principle
290
00:11:37,650 --> 00:11:38,692
at Teen Help Line.
291
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,649
Where...
292
00:11:41,650 --> 00:11:42,899
is...
293
00:11:42,900 --> 00:11:44,357
your...
294
00:11:44,358 --> 00:11:46,316
sister?
295
00:11:46,317 --> 00:11:47,982
I feel like you're about to harm
yourself or someone else--
296
00:11:47,983 --> 00:11:49,941
Where is she?!
Angela's.
She went to Angela's.
297
00:11:49,942 --> 00:11:51,941
Gah.
298
00:11:51,942 --> 00:11:53,107
When you tell Taylor
I folded,
299
00:11:53,108 --> 00:11:55,483
make it sound like
I put up a good fight.
300
00:11:58,733 --> 00:12:01,982
First Taylor went behind my back
to get birth control,
301
00:12:01,983 --> 00:12:03,607
and now she moves in
with Angela.
302
00:12:03,608 --> 00:12:05,399
I don't understand why
you didn't tell me about this.
303
00:12:05,400 --> 00:12:07,107
Because I thought
I could handle it.
304
00:12:07,108 --> 00:12:09,316
Usually when I yell at Taylor,
she backs down.
305
00:12:09,317 --> 00:12:11,107
She didn't back down,
Greg,
306
00:12:11,108 --> 00:12:13,316
and I don't have
any other parenting tools.
307
00:12:13,317 --> 00:12:14,899
That's not true, honey.
308
00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,524
You have public embarrassment,
sarcasm,
309
00:12:16,525 --> 00:12:17,691
and that thing
310
00:12:17,692 --> 00:12:19,274
where you sit on them
until they tell the truth.
311
00:12:19,275 --> 00:12:20,482
I thought
it was supposed to get easier
312
00:12:20,483 --> 00:12:21,566
as the kids got older.
313
00:12:21,567 --> 00:12:22,899
Me, too,
but now it's just
314
00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:24,566
bigger kids,
bigger problems.
Yeah.
315
00:12:24,567 --> 00:12:26,524
It used to be
choosing the right night light,
316
00:12:26,525 --> 00:12:28,732
and now I have
a 17-year-old daughter
317
00:12:28,733 --> 00:12:30,732
getting birth control
behind my back.
318
00:12:30,733 --> 00:12:32,691
Once again, she's 18.
319
00:12:32,692 --> 00:12:35,567
We should have thrown her
a better party.
320
00:12:37,150 --> 00:12:40,357
Listen, we're in
uncharted territory here.
321
00:12:40,358 --> 00:12:42,316
We're parenting
an adult.
322
00:12:42,317 --> 00:12:43,524
We need to adjust.
323
00:12:43,525 --> 00:12:46,107
I don't know
how to do that.
324
00:12:46,108 --> 00:12:48,107
I think the best thing to do
is wait.
325
00:12:48,108 --> 00:12:48,983
Let her come to us.
326
00:12:51,358 --> 00:12:53,400
Okay.
327
00:12:58,192 --> 00:12:59,816
Screw this!
Let's go get her.
328
00:12:59,817 --> 00:13:01,858
You drive. I had half a glass
of port earlier.
329
00:13:02,358 --> 00:13:03,941
My baby girl.
330
00:13:07,983 --> 00:13:09,941
I had no idea
she was coming over.
331
00:13:09,942 --> 00:13:11,441
I told her
she couldn't stay,
332
00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:12,607
and I brought her
right back.
333
00:13:12,608 --> 00:13:14,191
This whole thing
has gone too far.
334
00:13:14,192 --> 00:13:15,441
The two of you
need to work it out.
335
00:13:15,442 --> 00:13:16,941
Thank you.
336
00:13:16,942 --> 00:13:18,857
But I am still
not talking to you.
337
00:13:18,858 --> 00:13:21,400
Still not
talking to you.
338
00:13:24,150 --> 00:13:25,524
Please tell me
you're still pure.
339
00:13:25,525 --> 00:13:27,191
Oh, my God, Dad!
340
00:13:27,192 --> 00:13:29,649
I'm glad you're back.
341
00:13:29,650 --> 00:13:30,608
I'm not talking
to you, either!
342
00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,316
I'm not sure what's happening
between you and Taylor,
343
00:13:40,317 --> 00:13:42,816
but I want you guys
to work this out.
344
00:13:42,817 --> 00:13:44,732
Reading all this stuff
about Teen Help Line
345
00:13:44,733 --> 00:13:46,942
makes me realize how many kids
don't have families to turn to.
346
00:13:49,025 --> 00:13:51,108
We're so lucky
to have each other.
347
00:13:52,858 --> 00:13:54,899
Oliver,
are you okay?
I don't know.
348
00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,066
What's happening?
349
00:13:56,067 --> 00:13:58,357
T-There's this tight feeling
in my chest.
350
00:13:58,358 --> 00:14:00,191
Honey...
351
00:14:00,192 --> 00:14:02,524
I think you're actually
feeling empathy.
352
00:14:03,650 --> 00:14:05,482
Oh.
353
00:14:05,483 --> 00:14:07,399
That's what that was.
354
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:08,566
Whew!
355
00:14:08,567 --> 00:14:10,316
Anyway,
if she moves out again,
356
00:14:10,317 --> 00:14:12,107
I'm taking her room.
357
00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,274
Do you think
this will work?
358
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:20,899
Hey, if anyone's a match
for the lunch lady,
359
00:14:20,900 --> 00:14:22,232
it's Mr. Green.
Mm.
360
00:14:38,108 --> 00:14:39,357
Mr. Green:
Hello, boys.
361
00:14:39,358 --> 00:14:40,566
Oh.
Oh.
362
00:14:40,567 --> 00:14:42,191
Well, you've done
quite a good job here
363
00:14:42,192 --> 00:14:43,357
with your little posters
and everything.
364
00:14:43,358 --> 00:14:44,441
Thank you.
365
00:14:44,442 --> 00:14:45,774
Uh, but why don't you
sit back
366
00:14:45,775 --> 00:14:46,982
and let a professional
take over?
367
00:14:46,983 --> 00:14:48,482
We're so grateful
you're here.
368
00:14:48,483 --> 00:14:50,192
We've tried everything.
She just won't budge.
369
00:14:51,692 --> 00:14:53,399
Stand back.
370
00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:55,691
This...
371
00:14:55,692 --> 00:14:59,024
could get ugly.
372
00:14:59,025 --> 00:15:00,899
If you're talking about
your suit,
373
00:15:00,900 --> 00:15:02,066
you're right.
374
00:15:02,067 --> 00:15:03,399
You're going down,
lunch lady.
375
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:05,482
Bring it, eco-nerd.
376
00:15:05,483 --> 00:15:07,482
I took the liberty
377
00:15:07,483 --> 00:15:09,732
of going through your trash
last night,
378
00:15:09,733 --> 00:15:12,191
and I found some stuff, alright.
379
00:15:12,192 --> 00:15:13,816
Enough to charge you
with murder.
380
00:15:13,817 --> 00:15:15,691
Of a little lady
called...
381
00:15:15,692 --> 00:15:17,232
Mother Earth!
382
00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:18,191
Oh, that's good.
That's here.
383
00:15:18,192 --> 00:15:19,191
Yeah,
that's right.
384
00:15:19,192 --> 00:15:22,192
You got nothing on me, recycopath.
385
00:15:24,400 --> 00:15:28,066
Exhibit A--
386
00:15:28,067 --> 00:15:32,399
you...
throw away batteries.
387
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,232
Do you know what could happen
to you for doing this?
388
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:37,524
Nothing?
Well, yeah... for now.
389
00:15:37,525 --> 00:15:38,941
But when
this becomes a law,
390
00:15:38,942 --> 00:15:40,899
you are in mild amounts
of trouble, lady.
391
00:15:40,900 --> 00:15:43,941
Got anything else?
Back to your trash.
392
00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:46,149
By the way,
the hair-removal industry
393
00:15:46,150 --> 00:15:47,982
thanks you
for your continued support.
394
00:15:47,983 --> 00:15:49,732
Exhibit B--
395
00:15:49,733 --> 00:15:54,274
you put cans
in the leaf bin.
396
00:15:54,275 --> 00:15:56,232
How do you live
with yourself?
397
00:15:56,233 --> 00:15:57,316
Quite well.
398
00:15:57,317 --> 00:15:59,566
And on Saturdays
and Sundays,
399
00:15:59,567 --> 00:16:01,733
butt naked
and drunk all day.
400
00:16:02,858 --> 00:16:04,191
Exhibit D...
401
00:16:04,192 --> 00:16:05,941
Wait,
didn't he skip exhibit C?
402
00:16:05,942 --> 00:16:07,816
Oh, for God's sake,
Greg, let the man work.
403
00:16:07,817 --> 00:16:08,899
Alright.
404
00:16:08,900 --> 00:16:10,274
You...
405
00:16:10,275 --> 00:16:13,191
put your magazines in
with the regular trash.
406
00:16:13,192 --> 00:16:15,149
Hey,
wait a minute.
407
00:16:15,150 --> 00:16:17,607
You subscribe
to "Cats Weekly"?
Yeah.
408
00:16:17,608 --> 00:16:19,357
I have two cats. And if you got
a problem with that,
409
00:16:19,358 --> 00:16:20,941
you can walk right out--
No, no, no, no.
410
00:16:20,942 --> 00:16:22,482
I'm a-- I'm a cat guy.
I love cats.
411
00:16:22,483 --> 00:16:24,107
What kinda--
What kinda cats you got?
412
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,357
Calicos.
413
00:16:25,358 --> 00:16:27,816
Got to be a strong person
to have a Calico.
414
00:16:27,817 --> 00:16:29,524
You have to act like
you don't need 'em.
415
00:16:29,525 --> 00:16:30,566
That's the key.
416
00:16:30,567 --> 00:16:32,357
Yeah,
but you so do.
417
00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,982
Oh, yes.
More than air.
418
00:16:34,983 --> 00:16:36,191
What's happening?
419
00:16:37,817 --> 00:16:40,024
You have
the most beautiful eyes.
420
00:16:40,025 --> 00:16:43,149
You should see 'em when
I have my blue eye-shadow on.
421
00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:45,816
Hey, uh...
422
00:16:45,817 --> 00:16:47,024
can I take you
to lunch?
423
00:16:47,025 --> 00:16:49,274
Well, actually,
I'm a lunch lady,
424
00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:50,732
so that's pretty much
the only meal
425
00:16:50,733 --> 00:16:52,149
I'm not available for.
426
00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:53,774
But I am free
for dinner.
427
00:16:53,775 --> 00:16:55,482
So am I!
428
00:16:55,483 --> 00:16:57,649
I-I-I was gonna make a big deal
out of checking my calendar,
429
00:16:57,650 --> 00:17:00,149
but, uh, I'm a man
who likes cats, so...
430
00:17:00,150 --> 00:17:01,774
we both know
I'm free.
431
00:17:02,942 --> 00:17:04,482
Wait,
are you... done?
432
00:17:04,483 --> 00:17:05,982
Is she gonna
recycle now?
433
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:06,982
Who cares, man?!
434
00:17:06,983 --> 00:17:08,649
We both love cats!
435
00:17:08,650 --> 00:17:10,274
The same breed of cats!
436
00:17:10,275 --> 00:17:12,441
He's looking at her
437
00:17:12,442 --> 00:17:14,567
the same way
the FedEx guy looks at my mom.
438
00:17:16,150 --> 00:17:17,857
Okay,
we need to step in here.
439
00:17:17,858 --> 00:17:19,607
Excuse me,
lunch lady.
440
00:17:19,608 --> 00:17:21,900
You know why my mom
doesn't like to recycle?
441
00:17:22,733 --> 00:17:24,857
It's because
it's annoying.
442
00:17:24,858 --> 00:17:27,982
She says that washing the dishes
takes too much time.
443
00:17:27,983 --> 00:17:29,857
Is that
what you think?
444
00:17:29,858 --> 00:17:32,607
I'm tired of staying here
late at night doing it,
445
00:17:32,608 --> 00:17:35,399
and the school can't afford
to hire a dishwasher.
446
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,482
How about this--
447
00:17:36,483 --> 00:17:37,982
if you stop
using plastic,
448
00:17:37,983 --> 00:17:39,775
I'll find someone
to help you.
449
00:17:42,275 --> 00:17:43,774
It's a deal.
450
00:17:47,025 --> 00:17:48,316
We did it, buddy.
No.
451
00:17:48,317 --> 00:17:50,232
No,
Mother Earth did it.
Hmm.
452
00:17:50,233 --> 00:17:51,982
i think it's pretty clear
that I did it.
453
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:53,274
Oh, well...
454
00:17:53,275 --> 00:17:54,774
Oh, my God,
I am so late.
455
00:17:54,775 --> 00:17:55,982
I gotta get back
to Foot Locker.
456
00:17:55,983 --> 00:17:57,607
Robbie's gonna be
furious.
457
00:18:04,692 --> 00:18:06,649
Hey.
458
00:18:06,650 --> 00:18:07,649
Can I talk to you?
459
00:18:07,650 --> 00:18:08,982
Nope.
460
00:18:08,983 --> 00:18:10,941
I wasn't really asking.
I'm doing it anyway.
461
00:18:16,983 --> 00:18:21,107
I know that you are older
and doing...
462
00:18:21,108 --> 00:18:22,899
older things.
463
00:18:22,900 --> 00:18:25,066
I'll just push down
464
00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:28,691
all the feelings
I have about it and...
465
00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:30,482
take them out
on your brother and sister.
466
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,149
It felt weird
not telling you about it,
467
00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:39,982
but then it felt weird
telling you about it.
468
00:18:39,983 --> 00:18:41,732
Eh--
469
00:18:41,733 --> 00:18:43,482
I just didn't know
what to do.
470
00:18:43,483 --> 00:18:45,107
I know.
471
00:18:45,108 --> 00:18:48,024
I'm trying
to figure it out, too.
472
00:18:48,025 --> 00:18:51,524
I'm so used to trying
to catch you before you fall...
473
00:18:51,525 --> 00:18:53,108
but you're 18 now.
474
00:18:54,817 --> 00:18:58,441
Good God, you're 18.
475
00:18:58,442 --> 00:19:01,482
How did that happen?
476
00:19:04,525 --> 00:19:06,566
Is it okay if I call Trip
and tell him to come over?
477
00:19:06,567 --> 00:19:08,316
Of course.
478
00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:13,774
Can I speak to him for a second
so I can apologize?
479
00:19:13,775 --> 00:19:14,857
You're so great,
Mom.
480
00:19:19,733 --> 00:19:21,149
Hi, Mrs. A.
481
00:19:21,150 --> 00:19:23,732
If you ever so much as touch
my daughter without clothes on,
482
00:19:23,733 --> 00:19:25,566
I will hang you
with your own
483
00:19:25,567 --> 00:19:27,316
Copy that, Mrs. A.
484
00:19:32,858 --> 00:19:34,232
Mm.
485
00:19:34,233 --> 00:19:36,024
And I shouldn't have
gotten mad at you.
486
00:19:36,025 --> 00:19:38,066
You were just
trying to help.
487
00:19:38,067 --> 00:19:39,482
I'm really sorry.
488
00:19:39,483 --> 00:19:41,107
Yeah.
Me, too.
489
00:19:41,108 --> 00:19:42,899
But this spoke to me
in a personal way.
490
00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:44,149
When I was
in high school,
491
00:19:44,150 --> 00:19:45,524
I had to keep it a secret
that I was gay
492
00:19:45,525 --> 00:19:47,982
and I always wished
I had someone to go to.
493
00:19:47,983 --> 00:19:49,649
I would have been
that person for you.
494
00:19:49,650 --> 00:19:51,232
Oh.
Yeah,
I would've, too.
495
00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:54,107
No.
496
00:19:54,108 --> 00:19:55,899
I would have told everybody,
and then I would have made up
497
00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:57,774
a very funny,
but offensive nickname.
498
00:19:59,775 --> 00:20:02,274
It was
a different time!
499
00:20:02,275 --> 00:20:03,900
I miss it.
Ugh.
500
00:20:07,168 --> 00:20:10,607
I have a little bell
I want you to make me wear.
501
00:20:10,608 --> 00:20:12,107
You're wicked.
502
00:20:12,108 --> 00:20:15,691
I'm about to recycle
my breakfast.
503
00:20:15,692 --> 00:20:17,316
I just wish
Bill Doty was here
504
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:18,899
to share in
our eco-victory.
505
00:20:18,900 --> 00:20:19,983
But he has his career.
506
00:20:22,150 --> 00:20:24,274
Is this job
a hobby to you?
507
00:20:24,275 --> 00:20:25,941
No, sir.
508
00:20:25,942 --> 00:20:28,107
{\an8}Think you're so special,
you can take a 50-minute lunch?
509
00:20:28,108 --> 00:20:29,649
{\an8}It won't happen again.
510
00:20:29,650 --> 00:20:32,649
{\an8}Think this is fun for me,
riding you like this?
511
00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:34,524
{\an8}Alright, I got a geometry final
tomorrow, alright?
512
00:20:34,525 --> 00:20:36,232
{\an8}I don't need this,
Bill.
513
00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:38,816
{\an8}Now get back in there
and push the New Balance.
514
00:20:38,817 --> 00:20:41,399
{\an8}I could help you study
for your final. I have
a master's degree in--
515
00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:43,149
{\an8}Why don't you sell
the damn shoes, Bill?!
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