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No, I think I'm pretty good

I think I got it all. You got it? Yeah. Okay.

Do your thing.

Alright, here's a blanket for you and I'm going to go run some errands, okay?

Okay. Alright, I'll be back.

Call me if you need me.

Got it.

Uh, wait.

Wait a minute.

What?

Wait a minute.

Okay, this, uh, I know this is kind of wrong and, uh, quite embarrassing,

but, uh, I have to pee.

And if I get pissed on the floor of the toilet or anything, your mom is going

to lose her shit.

So I know it's fucking weird, but I can't do it by myself because I can't

look down.

Yeah, you're right. She does get mad when the toilet has pee on it. It's your

fault. But I know it's kind of weird for your stepsister to help you and hold

your penis, but honestly, I don't mind.

Everything that you helped me with, with the marriage and everything.

You're sure?

Yeah, I mean, I really don't mind, for real.

I just don't want it to, like, come back and, you know, be some shit later.

Oh my gosh. Yeah, I really do have to piss though. I really could use your

Come on, it's not that big of a deal.

Plus, I gotta run some errands, just real quick, come on.

Uh, not too fast.

Yeah, be careful.

Alright, got it? Yep. Alright, follow me.

Put the toilet up for you.

Don't get anything right there. I got this part.

You got it?

I can handle this. All right.

All right.

Hold on.

I can handle this. I'm letting your pants right up.

Don't. You can't. Don't rush me.

I'm not rushing you, but I do have to run errands.

All right.

Got it?

Yep. All right.

Give me a second. It's not on command. Oh, my gosh.

Any day now.

Just, just be quiet. I mean, it doesn't help when you do that.

I mean, we have been standing here for a minute.

You sure you had to go? You've been talking the whole time. We haven't?

sorry.

Just go.

I usually do this by myself, so you just... But you needed my help, so...

you know what?

I'll piss on myself.

No, no, no.

I want to help you.

Come on, let me help you. Let me help you so you can go ahead and I can

Okay.

Just... Okay.

Okay. Yeah, you know what?

I don't even have time. pee anymore i don't think i'm good i'll uh i just i'm

getting stage fright on i'm pee shy i guess but uh thanks and um this don't

this didn't happen please don't we could get in a lot of trouble okay well i

have to use the bathroom so i'll be just a second

Uh, nope. I'm good. Alright.

I'm good. I'm about to head out.

Well, actually, I have something to tell you.

What?

I was just in the bathroom, and I kind of

masturbated to... Why?

What?

Why are you telling me this?

Listen.

Well, I just kind of masturbated to the thought of you.

Ooh, that's pretty heavy. I mean, I know it's weird. I know it's weird, like,

before you say anything, but, like, we just met each other, like, for real, a

few months ago. Like, we just moved in.

I mean, yeah, but, like, your mom, my dad, that's kind of... I know.

I mean, don't feel bad.

I'm not trying to make you feel bad, because I, you know, I...

Thought about it, but yeah, it's I mean we can't like Act on it. No, we're not.

No, no, no. No, we can't do that. No, that'd be It's crazy. Imagine if they

found out how yeah, oh my gosh We would be more than grounded cut off

completely, but we don't I mean we don't have to feel bad I don't feel bad for

it. You shouldn't I mean, yeah, we're we're not weird We're kind of the cool

people so i feel like it's okay sort of you know i i don't i mean as long as we

just keep it to ourselves yeah you know we don't wanna maybe just get out maybe

just maybe just a kiss because you know they're gone they obviously wouldn't

find out oh wait no well i think i i wasn't saying that we should what i

mean you're trying to oh is that not i mean no i mean we can if we try it i

if it it's probably gonna feel weird it was just an idea you know like i mean

you're actually you're kind of right that we could like try it and if it's

we just you know just that's it like we know for sure like hey and just don't

try it anymore and then we're just nothing yeah literally i mean you cool

it i mean yeah i mean you're cute i'm cute

You do have soft lip.

More?

Maybe?

Okay. Okay. That was a little far.

Uh... I mean...

It kind of feels nice.

Okay.

Is your neck okay still?

I think I'm going to be okay. Okay.

Just be careful. The doctor did say.

Oh, fuck him.

Come on.

Oh, yeah, I'm good.

Yeah,

I've thought about this a lot, actually.

I have, too.

I just didn't want to tell you.

Needed as well.

That feels good.

Thank you.

That feels good right there.