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Morning, darling.

Morning. Did you argue with my dad again?

You know how he is.

I really appreciate you sharing your bed with me.

I'd sleep on the sofa, but I just like hiding out here much better.

He doesn't know you sleep in my bed.

He thinks I'm at your Aunt Sarah's.

Did you take my, uh, mom?

Morning, hon.

Why are you swearing at your brother?

He took my car keys again, and Dad said he doesn't want to deal with it.

Did you take your sister's keys?

They're in my pants pocket.

Well, go get them.

I can't.

Come on, fuckface. I'm gonna be late for work.

Liz, language.

You could have just brawled mine. I was here all day.

Conference meeting. Oh, yeah, that's right.

Hello?

I'm waiting.

I can't be late for work again. If I get written up, I'll get fired.

Well, what are you waiting for, baby? Liz has to go.

I can't.

You've got to be fucking kidding me. Liz, potty mouth. Stop it. Hey, what are

you doing?

Stop it, you two. Just stop it. Get out of bed, you lazy fuck. Stop it.

What the fuck? Oh, my God.

It's fine.

It's fine.

Oh, no. This fuck situation is completely far from being fine.

Liz, go get my purse. My keys are in there. It's on the countertop. You can

borrow mine.

Just wait until I tell Allie about this.

No, please. You can't tell anyone about this.

I swear to God, little bro.

Every girl I know is going to know about your hard little cocky in bed with

mommy.

Liz, go.

Oh, sweetheart.

I had no idea.

I sleep naked, okay? It's not that big of a deal.

No, no, no, no. It's fine.

Really.

An erection in the morning is... Perfectly normal. It's called morning

Please, please, just stop.

It's my fault.

You're 18 now. Of course, I should give my stepson his privacy.

No, no, no.

I like it when you sleep with me.

In the past, I knew when you guys would argue, I would just keep my pajamas

on.

It's me that should be sorry.

Oh, look at the time. Geez, I need to go.

Another meeting today?

No, it's the Summer Swim fundraiser. It starts tomorrow and I

promised to set up.

Well, would you like any help?

No, sweetheart.

But, you know, it's... It's Saturday.

You should sleep in.

Enjoy.

Yeah, that sounds really nice.

There you are.

Where's Mom?

She just left to some charity thing. What's going on?

I'm fired. That's what's going on. And it was my 19th birthday yesterday.

What a fantastic fucking present.

I know.

Oh, yeah.

You keep stealing my keys, and that's three times this month that I've been

late. Three write -ups, three strikes, and I'm shit -canned.

Well, let me talk to them.

I apologize that you'll never be late for your separatist actions again.

They have to understand.

What's with you?

Why were you in bed with your... Stop.

It looks bad, but it's not as it seems.

Wait until I tell my dad.

You cannot tell dad.

You know, he thinks you're gay.

He swore me up and down that you were into dudes.

What?

Yeah, but I should tell Dad that my stepper is not a flamer at all.

He's really just into fucking milk.

I've never touched him on ever.

I mean, I get it, you're not at all, but what about your job?

Let me make this right.

I can at least try.

You broke my heart.

tell me you didn't know.

How many times do I have to apologize for making you late? It was selfish of

No, you dumbass.

You broke my fucking heart when I saw you in bed with her.

Huh?

I thought that maybe, maybe you were into me.

What?

Fuck you.

No, no, no.

I just thought you hated me, and you're always calling me names.

Well, you are a stupid douchebag loser, but you're a handsome

stupid douchebag loser, and Allie told me that you told Jeff, who then told

Mark, who then told Molly, and Molly told Allie that you thought I was cute.

Well, yeah, you're cute.

Well, I figured you already knew.

Shut up. Are you attracted to me?

Speak, fucker.

Are you fishing for compliments, Liz?

Cut the shit. Tell me the truth.

Would you rather fuck your stepsister or your mom?

What?

I want to make you hard.

As hard or harder.

You were this morning. For me.

I, um...

You're

already hurt for me.

Wait, Liz.

We can't.

Shut it, dumbass.

Please don't kill the mood.

No, like, really. We can't.

Oh, my pussy feels so good, doesn't it?

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, I

didn't think my stepbrother's car... would stretch me out so much.

Is he dripping all over that cup?

Oh, my God.

Oh,

it feels so fucking good.

I'm going to play with my tits now.

God,

yes.

I just

came

so fucking hard

Shit.

That's one, I'm counting.

Shit.

You're so fucking deep in me.

I want to taste that cum all over you.

Thank you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck, I'm coming.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

God, you're so deep in me.

Thank you.

Let me stop by this car.

Your pussy structure looks so nice.

It's inside of me.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That can't scum for me. Oh, fuck.

Bye.