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We're here, son. Come on in, man. Man, that's a... That's a comedian.

Like it? Yeah.

Yeah, man. You hit it big.

Yeah? I'm telling you, we hit it big, son.

Man, I don't know. I'm kind of nervous.

You're nervous? Why? I don't know. I was just meeting new people.

That's all right. I mean, I need you to be on your best behavior, man.

I'm going to have some rules that we're going to go through later.

But, you know, don't screw this up, okay?

This is the big one, okay?

Listen, I'm talking to you, okay?

This is a big one, man.

All right, all right. I'll be good.

Make yourself at home, take a shower, get something to eat.

Listen, I want you to meet your stepsister right here.

She's still alive.

Yeah? But I need you to behave, okay?

All right.

Whoa.

You like it? Yeah.

Wow.

Wow. Oh, dad, this is a palace.

What do you think?

This is the biggest house I've ever been in, for sure.

You like it so far? Oh, my God.

This is... Wait till you meet my wife.

Why?

She's a hottie. She's smoking.

Yes. And rich.

I'm telling you.

This is... This is all her. How'd you hit this, bro? How'd you get here, man?

Huh? You're lucky. How'd it work, man? It was crazy, bro.

Can't mess it up. That's what I'm telling you. Nah, I'll be good.

Okay. You got to be on your best behavior. Where's my step -sister? She

be home soon. Come on.

It's good to have you back.

Thanks. Good to be back. All right? Yeah.

I like having you around, man. Yeah, I miss being home.

Being home, boy. Look what we have.

It's been a long way.

It has.

So, I miss you.

I miss you. Soon you'll get to meet your step -sister.

What's her name again?

Nikki. Nikki. Nikki.

I just want to be like, hey, get her name. She's gorgeous.

Yeah. She's very gorgeous, just like her mom. She takes after her mom.

Very blonde, beautiful.

Okay, so. That's my stepsister now?

Yeah, that's your stepsister.

Wait till you see the mom.

And she got money. When I'm telling you, she got money.

So you can't mess it up. I'm telling you, okay?

A lot of pressure.

Well, just come on. Take it easy.

Why don't you hit her up? See where she's at.

Hurry up, hurry up. Hey, hey, hey, easy.

You know how women are.

Damn, I'm excited.

Is she cool? Is she like... Yeah, she's cool, man. Just, you know, just be

yourself.

That's all you gotta do, you know? Just... All right, yeah.

Don't screw it up. I'm already starting, I told you. All right, relax.

I'm just making sure.

Okay. Like, relax. Make sure we're on the same page, all right? We're on the

same page. I need this, son, please. I got you. All right? Yeah.

We can't go back. We can't go back.

We're not going back to the hood. No more. We're not going back to the shitty

house. No, we're not. All right. We're here now. You with me? I'm with you.

Good. Where's she at, bro?

Hurry up. Tell her to hurry up.

She should be here shortly. Come down.

Yes.

Am I good? You nervous?

Do I look straight? Yeah, you look good.

You look like me.

Are you good?

Yeah.

Get used to this. It's a little much right now. I'm not going to lie.

Time to take a roll in. Oh, I think that's it.

Hey, honey, how are you? Hey, how are you? My gosh, so nice to meet you. Hi,

Peter, right?

I'll get to meet you.

You're so great.

Give me one more hug.

I told you, son.

Yeah, that's pretty cool. So you're finally here.

How many of us are finally here, yeah?

You look so much better than in pictures.

Stop.

Son?

Well, um... Nice to finally meet you. Of course. You have a great house.

Not too bad, right?

You look cool.

I haven't been in here, but I'm super down to get in there later. I'll give

the tour.

Okay. Common. Yeah.

What are you guys doing over here? Just chilling.

Yeah. Telling you all about the house. Mm -hmm. That's good.

I just got you.

Me? No, you didn't. Yes. I'm going to shampoo. Oh, my God. No, you didn't.

So, just pick up things in the bathroom. You know, I want to be comfortable.

That's so nice.

Thank you.

Can I come sit with you guys?

I can take you out with my friends, show you around town.

I'm super down. So it's not good, Dad? Is it okay?

I'm all up for it, yeah. You should guys invite some friends, maybe get a little

get -together.

Yes. A little water, get in the pool.

What about you? What do you have to do? I mean, clearly you work out.

I mean, yeah, not much to do where I'm from, you know.

Kids do.

College, you know.

He showed me everything I know How much do you bench?

I don't even know anymore, to be honest.

Probably not much.

Whatever, you're lying to me right now. You're trying to be modest.

I'm excited though, there's gyms around here and stuff.

For sure.

We're hitting it up, right?

What else to do here? We're out there.

No, you can come with us. Yeah, I can train you and stuff.

My trainer?

Yeah. I like the sound of that. Yeah, I can train you for sure.

Can't wait.

I can teach you how to squat and stuff.

I really need some help. I want to get in shape this summer. You have a great

body. She's going to be here all summer, so yeah, you guys maybe get together,

go for a jog, you know, bike riding, something.

Get out there.

Enjoy the outdoors.

It's beautiful.

Good job.

Yeah. I'm down.

We spend lots of time together.

I'm excited.

I'm really happy to be here.

Perfect. I'm so happy you came. You guys are happy. It makes me more happy.

Here we go.

Did you want me to help you put your stuff away?

Honestly, yeah. Why don't you go ahead and show me his room?

Perfect. Thanks, Dad.

I'll figure it out, guys.

Wait a second.

Oh, nice. I can't even. Thank you so much. Of course.

I figured you'd be hungry once you got here.

This is so nice.

First you buy me stuff, and now you make me food. Like, we're going to make a

great family.

I'm going to be comfortable.

That's all I got to say.

I'm going to taste it, okay?

Of course.

So delicious.

Smells good? Yeah, smells so good.

Her cooking is great, son.

Thanks,

Dad. I just realized that.

Not as good as Mom yet.

She wanted to prepare a meal for you.

Oh, man.

Trying to be a good sister.

So delicious.

You want cologne?

Yeah, definitely.

Distracting me.

What? Nothing, nothing.

It's really good. This is really good. Thank you again.

I just really want to do something nice for you. No, you're missing out.

Get over here, man. You got to eat this. Cool.

Are you sure? There's probably going to be more left.

We will.

how much you bench?

Is it with that? No.

I think like three plates, yeah.

Wow. I'm sorry.

Sorry, I didn't even touch it.

What?

Yeah, it's okay.

It's got such a big buckle.

Wow.

Man, this is so good.

about spring training, when it starts and stuff.

You're a football coach.

Yeah, I just want to have an idea when training's going to start again, so I

know more or less what I have to do.

Well, good play.

What?

I just need to talk to my dad real quick.

Okay. You sure you'll be right out?

Yeah. Okay.

What the fuck

is this?

Lipstick.

That's the defense that I'm talking about.

Let's do this.

Come here, son.

Oh, man. I've been watching.

Check this out. It's a football.

Oh, you're winning?

Nice. It's the best defense we have so far. Yeah, I know. We got a good defense

this year.

Yeah. Hey, man.

What's going on? We're on commercials.

I want to talk to you about something.

What's the problem?

I think, um... I think Nikki's hitting on me.

Okay, so what's... Like, I woke up and I felt like I had lipstick on.

Like, when she kissed me in my sleep. What do you mean?

Like, she slapped my ass when I was... Right into my coach.

Like, she's like, I think she's throwing herself on me.

Okay, so what's the problem?

That's... That's what I want with the problem. I don't want to fucking look

problems. Like, what if her mom finds out?

You know, she might think that I'm the one that's... Peter, I told you, her mom

is loaded.

Look at the house. Look at this place.

It's just making me feel uncomfortable.

What do you mean uncomfortable?

Hey, hey.

Hey.

This is your shot.

It's not going to be football, son.

What? This is your shot right here.

Look at it. They're loaded. She's loaded.

She's never had a boyfriend.

She's been in this house, but she's never gone nowhere.

So what do you think?

You need to get with her.

What? Yes.

Like date her?

No, you need to fuck her. That's what I'm talking about.

Let me get this right.

Right.

You want me to fuck Nikki?

Yes. That's the plan, Peter.

That's the plan, son. Fuck her?

Fuck her. You gotta give her a kid.

She's gotta get pregnant, dude.

Give her a kid? Yes.

Asap. You can't be serious.

No, I'm serious.

I'm telling you. Fuck.

Her mom is loaded, dude. They come from a wealthy family.

They have money.

Football is not gonna be in the picture for you, man. You're gonna end up

getting hurt.

You know what I'm saying? It's not gonna work, son.

This is your shot right here. Hang on, hang on.

So you want me to get Nikki pregnant?

It's a done deal. You have to, son.

Okay. You like this place?

It's for money, right? So she can have my baby and all that? Yes, she needs to

have your baby.

Okay. Okay? They're loaded, son.

I'm telling you, Peter, you can't fuck this up.

I know.

I'm being ignored.

I'll be cleaned out soon.

Hey, sweetheart.

How's it going?

Okay, good, good, good.

I miss you.

Can't wait to see you.

The kids? Oh, they're getting along well.

It's like magic.

You still at the country club?

Yeah, I could be there about an hour.

It's perfect.

Okay.

Can't wait to see you.

Peter, what are you watching?

Just, uh, it's a documentary on, like, animals.

I love tigers!

You want to watch it with me? Yes, please.

Yeah,

you comfortable?

Mm -hmm.

Definitely, yeah.

Yeah.

They're so cute.

Yeah.

Super adorable.

Oh, my God.

I wish I could have one as a pet.

Me too.

All right.

What's up, y 'all? Yo. What y 'all doing?

We're watching Tigers.

Tigers? Where you going with that? What is that?

Oh, I'm on my way to pick up your mom.

of today's little anniversary.

No!

Congratulations!

Yes! You know?

Thank you.

Nice.

So what are you guys getting into?

Yes, that's the whole idea, son.

Yeah, we're just hanging out. How long are you guys going to be out for?

I don't know, a few hours.

You know, we're going to go get some food.

Pack this baby open.

You know the rest.

Okay. You be safe, right? All right. You guys are going to be good, right?

Yep. We're going to be all right. All right, son. Don't do nothing we didn't

I'm not. All right. Y 'all be good.

Bye, Dad. Enjoy that.

See you later.

Oh, they were home alone now.

Just the two of us.

Yeah.

So, look.

There's something I want to tell you.

What?

Come on, spit it out.

Is my diet gone?

Yeah, you must already.

Alright.

Come on, spit it out.

Look, I know you're feeling me.

Because I've been peeping what you've been doing, alright? And I just want to

tell you that I'm feeling you too.

Really? Yeah.

I've had a crush on you since the minute I saw you. For real?

I knew it.

Was that really obvious?

Yeah.

But, like, I don't know if we should do anything. Like, you're my sister.

I'm your step -sister.

Come here.

That's exactly what I wanted.

you guys touch me?

I want to suck your dick.

Yeah?

Fuck yes, dear. I want to suck that dick, huh?

Oh, yes, please.

I didn't realize you were hiding this.

You

like

that? It looks so hard.

Can I please taste it?

Yeah.

I've wanted to do this ever since I saw you.

Amen.

And I could see it like that.

Oh, yeah.

and stuff.

I feel it.

Please don't tell your mom.

Of course I'm not going to tell her. How could I tell her about this?

Are you mad?

I'm not really mad, but you better go get me the morning after pill.

I'm sorry, but there's no way that's going to happen.

We're going to have this baby. You're stuck with me.

Having a baby? What?

He's going to play football just like me.

Yep. What are you saying? I'm going to go take a shot.