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Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.

Is she okay?

Oh, yeah. She's okay.

She spent a few minutes with her head in the toilet, but she'll be alright.

I told her not to overdo it, but it's her birthday.

She's an adult.

Give her some space. She's finding herself right now.

Yeah. You're right.

Okay, well, I'll let you back to sleep.

Why don't you hang out?

I'm honestly not even that tired.

Yeah, okay.

Sure. You know,

it's really sweet the way you take care of her.

You're a really good brother.

I made a promise to my mom to take care of her, so I don't want to let her down.

I can tell she appreciates it. She talks about you all the time.

You know, what happened with Veronica? Weren't you guys dating?

Yeah, we were, and then we weren't, and then we were, and now we're not.

Well, I heard she's known for stringing guys along.

Kind of how it feels.

Yeah, well, you're better than that. You don't deserve to be treated that way.

Thanks.

I always thought she was kind of a bitch.

I don't really like her.

Yeah. What about you?

I haven't seen you with anyone lately.

Well... I've kind of been a free agent since I broke things off with Jeff.

That was right around Christmas, right?

Yeah.

That sucks.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, well, it was supposed to happen.

Yeah.

You know, I always wanted something.

What's that?

Why haven't we hooked up yet?

Um, I don't know.

I don't normally hit on my sister's best friend.

I mean, all of our friends have hooked up, so it's kind of weird that we

haven't. You are really hot, don't get me wrong.

I just didn't want to make things weird between you and my sister.

I get that, but in this instance, I think it would be okay.

Naughty America.

Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better.