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Good morning, my dear lady. Come in.

Come over here.

Let me help you with these.

Don't touch me!

Comfortable.

Such a spirit.

You must not be too shy, huh? Come on.

Oh, so beautiful, so smooth.

Don't let him do it!

Delicate.

So delicate, your skin, my dear.

No struggle, no struggle.

We're not harming you, huh? Oh, God.

God, try to relax, huh?

I have a surprise for you, huh? Don't you?

You like it, huh?

Here's a secret that I like for this.

Take it away, man.

Oh, what a skill, Tom.

Yeah, see?

Gone, huh?

Really? or not.

or not.

You enjoy our party, lovely lady?

You like very much, huh?

And after we finish for our fun, we send you a long holiday.

All right,

please.

Roll sound.

Speed. Camera.

Mark it. Scene nine, take two.

Action.

Thank you.

and keep going.

the next shot.

At 0500 hours this morning, I received an urgent call from Major Donovan

concerning the Alpha Project.

As officer in charge of secret operations, I scheduled a meeting of our

security personnel so that the Major could brief everyone concerned of a

that threatened our nation's sexiest secretaries.

Besides, it would give me a chance to see Nancy, the major's very nice and

hot assistant, who, by the way, gives great head.

Would you like to sit on my right?

Gentlemen. Your attention, please.

A matter of the utmost urgency has come up.

Senator Stanley Waters. My daughter has disappeared.

She was on a top -secret mission, and most likely she's been kidnapped.

So, we have decided to counter that attack with a bionic penis.

We will take advantage.

of every available body delivered to the nearest hospital that we can add the

necessary parts to.

All will be interconnected through the nervous system by electronic pulsations.

Only this time we will obtain control of this dummy here in Washington.

You men will serve in the control room. We shall install a bionic arm

and legs for speed.

and power, operated by our dummy with pressure points.

In addition, we shall give him a bionic eye, able to emit a ray that

can disintegrate any human form with a touch of the temple or stun or pacify,

need be.

And now for the bionic cock.

This will be endowed with strength and size.

Major Donovan, how will our agent locate the enemy?

In addition, a sensor, guiltfully concealed in the palm of his hand,

will, with an electric beep, advise him

of the locality and presence of the most aggressive foreign agent.

Excuse me, Major, but all this sounds like a goddamn science fiction story.

It's impossible.

It'll cost an arm and a leg. Besides, how will this agent be armed?

Do you have some kind of weapon in mind?

And the cock is capable of firing a poisonous dart when

he gets her in a compromising situation.

Look, Major, I don't give a flying fuck about secret agents or bionic spies.

I want my daughter back in one piece and unharmed. Of course, Senator.

Who the hell are you?

I'm the captain in charge of this project.

We know where your daughter is at this very moment.

She's being held by the enemy, along with several other women.

These women, like your daughter, were all involved in top -secret activities.

So what the fuck are you going to do about it?

Exactly this, Senator.

We're sending our special agent to rescue your daughter. We know that the

they've kidnapped are attractive, and no doubt they'll use them sexually.

But fucking and sucking won't kill them.

In any case, our agent will free them in quick fashion.

Christ, more typical Army bullshit.

Richards? Sir?

What are you smiling at?

Nothing, sir.

Richards, keep your mind on the project at hand.

Major, how will we stay in contact with our agent?

We shall be in, pardon, with his brainwaves via satellite, alpha

through the bionic eye.

What you're saying, then, is that our ace in the hole is this bionic agent.

Do we stand a chance, Major?

This time, we shall win.

Richards, do you have some objection to this plan?

Oh, no, sir.

Then wipe that smile off your face.

Yes, sir.

Say, what happened to Nancy?

Anyone seen Nancy?

You're going to kill yourself, just try.

Here's to the king of sensuality, John Galt.

Here's to the idol of the screen.

And here's to the most beautiful, the biggest, and the sweetest cock in the

industry.

Hear, hear.

They charge extra for that.

I'm going to give you a piece of my mind. Hey, it looks like you're going to

give me a piece of your head.

Come on now, quit. Hey, Gloria, there are people watching.

Get in the car. Gloria.

K -O -C -K, the voice of beautiful music.

Now, news update on the half hour.

California oil spill continues to inundate the coastal waters for 30 miles

efforts are being made to cap off the well.

The top story of the hour is the mysterious disappearance of Senator

Watergate's daughter.

Speculation has it that she eloped to marry the Vice President's son, Arnold.

However, there have been rovers in Washington, D .C., indicating a possible

kidnapping.

for news update.

Now back to more beautiful...

Red blanket emergency, please.

Here's to the king of sensuality. Here's to the most beautiful, the bigot.

You're going to kill yourself. Just try.

Glory.

He's alive.

Is it true? Can we see him?

Is it really as big as they say it is?

Girls, girls, please.

Yes, he's here.

But it's not there. It's not there?

She bit it off on impact and swallowed it.

Swallowed it? What do you mean?

It caught in her throat. She choked.

Just like in a restaurant?

Yes, just like in a restaurant.

This won't hurt much. Oh, that's very awful.

We don't have an accident like this every day.

Thanks for nothing.

That creep!

Cindy, what's the matter?

I hate men. I can't stand them. All they think about is sex. It makes me sick.

All right, all right. You're all right now.

Dr. Kilchair locked me in the linen closet and jerked off on me.

You can't let something like that upset you, huh?

But it was so ugly.

There was nothing warm, soft, beautiful.

Look, look at these stains.

That's terrible. Let's get this dress off, get some hot water on those stains.

Major Donovan here.

Good.

Move it to bionic security.

I'm on my way.

Isn't it relaxing?

Yes.

I'm trying to comfort you.

Please don't.

Doesn't it feel good?

Yes. Well, I want it to feel good.

Well, it feels really good.

At least we have a body.

Yes, he's lost a lot of blood.

But we've managed to keep him alive. Come along to the room.

Nurse Hatchet.

I thought you said this area was secured.

I thought it was too.

Get your clothes on.

Where did you get that cigarette?

Don't answer.

John, you are a very lucky man.

You're alive and functioning.

The Major here has an offer for you.

I ask you to consider it.

You are an erotic film star, now lacking an essential member.

But we can rebuild it.

We will make you better than before.

We have a new arm, eye, leg, and a penis.

We'll make you bionic. No.

This is your new arm.

Your new hand.

Your new eye.

And your bionic cock.

You'll be the first.

We've designed the parts specially for you.

All right, nurse.

Let's get this patient ready as quickly as possible.

Yes, sir. I don't believe we're really going to put a bionic prick on this guy.

Sure, it'll work. Believe me, I've done it before with monkeys.

Really? How'd it turn out?

Great. But you do have to give the cock a shot of oil once in a while.

Otherwise, it squeaks when you get a heart on it.

All ready, doctor.

Nurse, make sure the patient is unhooked.

I don't want him waking up in the middle of the operation like the last time.

That won't happen again, sir.

We're ready now.

Okay, knife. I mean scalpel, please.

Jesus, look at all that blood.

Hemostat nurse, keep a watch on his vital signs.

All right.

I'll splice the nerve bypass. You attach the leg. Good.

Soldering iron.

Electrocautery.

We've got a bleeder.

Retractor.

Kelly clamp?

Hemostat, good.

Flyers?

Let's get the hand attached.

Pressure dropping fast.

Damn, two cc's of digital is quick.

Bring over the masterpiece, nurse.

Wow, look at the size of this swanger.

Like to get fucked with that one, honey?

Yeah, but I think it'd give me a nosebleed. You mean a concussion.

Wonder what it tastes like.

What flavor would you prefer, nurse?

Oh, the way you taste, doctor, is fine.

You're out of line, nurse.

Really killed chair.

Put the damn thing on straight.

Okay, got it.

In your opinion, Doctor, was the operation a success?

Yes, I think he'll pull through.

How long do you anticipate a complete recovery?

Well, I'm afraid it'll be many months before he'll be operated.

Well, how are we today?

Well,

how are we today?

Okay?

Well, how are we today?

Dr. Frankenstein?

I believe I detect a note of hostility.

Instead, you should be grateful.

Grateful? Grateful for what? For making me a freak?

A freak?

You dummy. Let me tell you something.

What you were was a freak.

Now, you're as good as before.

Even better.

Yes, you know the difference.

I know the difference.

But no one else does.

And now that we've done all this for you, you're going to do something for

Yeah?

Dead on it, huh?

Incredible. You see, John, we need to guide you in this newfound strength.

We've prepared some tests in the next room.

John, have a seat.

We are very pleased with the test, and the time has come to let you in on our

secret.

All you need to know of what we've done is why you've been with us these past

months.

Dr. Smith.

Dr. Richards.

Dr. Marion Richards, call the operator.

I'm leaving today.

Okay.

Kilgare, Dr.

Briss, Dr. Melvin Briss, code blue.

This is the final call for World Wing Airlines.

Flight 204, non -stop service, Los Angeles, Tangier, boarding at gate 39.

This is Alpha Control to John Doe.

Alpha to John Doe.

You are involved in a top -secret mission.

Your objective is to break into the enemy headquarters and rescue the

daughter. We're locked into your carrier wave, John, and your thought impulses

are being transmitted by satellite to Alpha Control as pictures.

We will guide you to the exact location of their stronghold, where you will find

the Senator's daughter, along with the other women the enemy has kidnapped.

Above all, remember that your main objective is to rescue the Senator's

unharmed. End of message.

This is Alpha Control again, John.

We just found out that the enemy is fiendishly making an exact copy of the

senator's daughter to confuse and kill you.

It'll be impossible for you to tell the difference between the twins.

Anyway, we'll be here to help you. Good luck.

Oh, remember, you have your bionic eye with its laser beam and that big cock

with its poison dart.

You only have one dart to fire, so guide it carefully.

End of message.

Use your eye. Use your eye.

This is Alpha Control.

What you're observing is a girl that's being programmed in her first stage as a

pleasure unit.

When her training is done, she'll be ready to be placed with a spy in the

service of the enemy.

This girl had an important job as a secretary

in the Pentagon.

She's in the second stage right now and will emerge a fully controlled seduction

unit.

What you see here is a girl that has been trained to hypnotize with complex

dance maneuvers.

Without the subject being aware, they're being hypnotized. So don't observe this

for too long.

He's got her.

That's our lady.

Use your eye. Use your eye.

Holy shit, we did it!

Fantastic! Great work, you bunch of clods.

This calls for a celebration.

Nancy,

since you're the only girl, uh, well, all kind of gangbang you, okay?

You know, like in the old days.

Hey.

Hey, wait a minute, you guys.

Hey, not so fast now.

Hey, I outrank all of you, you know.

Hey, I get to fuck her first now.

Hey, wait a minute. Let me out.

Who the fuck locked me in this goddamn control room?

God damn it.

Hey, I don't want sloppy forts.

Wait for me, you son of a bitch.

Yeah.

Mom.

oh oh oh

Oh.