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This is a Cal Vista presentation.

watching it together.

Well, a little nature girl.

Poor thing. She can't stand being cooped up inside, so she marches out whenever

she feels like it.

And I don't suppose she bothered to ask for time off. She thinks she can get

away with anything, doesn't she?

Not two days' pay off her salary.

And if her father turns up and starts bitching again, just send him to me.

I'll be at the pool if anybody wants me.

Yes, ma 'am.

Oh, no.

It's for me.

Never mind. I'll get it on my way to 103.

Thanks a lot, but I'd rather take this one myself.

What does he want?

If you really want to know what he wants, wait a while, then come and look

through the keyhole.

Oh.

um oh

Mmm.

Well, well.

Leave me alone.

What were you doing? I don't have to answer to you.

You do what I want as long as I'm boss. You mean until Flora finds somebody

prettier and kicks your...

Why don't you say something?

What happened to me?

I found you down the coast.

You were unconscious and half drowned.

I dragged you up here.

Did you have an accident?

I don't know.

I don't remember.

I've been sitting here for hours trying to remember.

But nothing comes.

I remember absolutely nothing.

Try to drink this. It'll do you good.

Don't worry. It'll all come back. Give yourself time to rest.

Do you live here? It belongs to some fishermen.

They're not here now. They'll be out for a few more days.

I don't think they'd mind that you're here.

You can stay and get well.

Do you know what your name is?

My name?

No, I don't remember.

I've lost that too.

It's impossible.

It's true.

I have no name.

I can't even remember my own name. You're pushing yourself too hard.

Rest and try not to think about it.

I'll be back tomorrow morning. Tomorrow?

By then I might be all right again.

I might remember.

I'll rest while you're away.

Maybe tomorrow I can tell you my name.

Maybe.

I want you to show me the road that leads into town from here.

That's at least someplace where I can start.

Somebody might be waiting for me.

But who?

Where?

Thank you for everything I'll never forget you You saved my life

What are you doing here?

Laura told me to come tonight.

And all dressed up in her clothes, huh?

Just alone.

So you can tell everybody that she gave you a coming out party.

I expect my employees to ask me before they do anything that I haven't approved

of personally first.

And I expect your employees to respect my position around here.

Does that mean you want somebody fired?

No, it means I want someone to do their job.

To put in a little overtime for me.

Like who?

Like Marina.

Are you serious?

If you want me to stay, think about it.

Thank you.

Where were you?

With Alexei.

And you've got the face to say it?

But I thought you wanted me to keep him busy.

And you just couldn't wait to find me.

To make sure I'd see what a good girl you were.

Alexei told me you wanted to see me like this.

He's right, I do.

Have you seen Alexei?

He moved into another room.

He wants his luggage transferred, he said.

Pack his things.

Tell him Flora sends her regards and thinks the change of air is exactly what

needs.

Hello? Give me the desk.

This is Mr. Crane.

I'll be staying in room 514 from now on.

No, by myself.

I'm not sharing Miss Flora's room anymore.

Where did you go?

I walked down the road you showed me and then climbed up on some rocks so I

could see the island.

Is it the first time you've seen it?

I think so.

Could it remind you of anything?

Where did you get this?

I got it for you, so you could listen to it while I'm gone.

What's the matter?

I'm afraid.

Of what?

If you remember who you are, you'll go away.

And I'll never see you again.

I know that song. I heard it.

I'm sure I've heard it before.

I even remember the words.

I could dance to it.

Again from yesterday,

drenched and I walk, I

walk.

I want to go home.

Thank you.

Remember the song.

Nothing else.

I went by the hotel looking for you.

Oh, yeah?

They sent me here.

Sit down.

No, thanks. I'm on duty.

Did you really think you'd find him here?

Not really.

There's not much chance he'll turn up here.

But there's one thing I'm sure of.

He's here on this island.

He's somewhere right under our noses.

And he's dangerous.

So what did he do?

He stole some icons and tried to get them out in the boat.

We chased him for miles and tried on him.

Killed one of my men.

We finally captured the boat, but he jumped off it and got away.

He probably drowned.

If he had drowned, his body would have been washed up somewhere.

There's no way he'll ever get off this island.

Every coast is being watched.

What's he like?

From what I know about you, I'm sure he's your type, Flora.

Six feet tall, muscular, dark and handsome.

I'll call you.

I'll be waiting.

What are you doing getting mixed up with the harbor police?

I want you to move out of my hotel and my life today.

Is there somebody else?

I'm amazed you finally figured that out.

Since when?

Not very long.

What's this new guy like?

Why don't you give me a description of him so I know what I lost out to?

Six feet tall.

Muscular.

Dark and handsome.

So you can pack up and leave.

Move out before I have you thrown out.

Did you sleep all right last night?

I couldn't sleep.

I wish I could make it easier.

Don't leave me alone.

I can't get out of this nightmare by myself.

I've got to remember who I am, where I'm from, how I got here.

I won't leave you. I'm as lost and alone as you are.

You're not alone.

From now on, you've got me.

from now on i don't want you to admit anyone without checking their passports

identification first there's a dangerous criminal loose on the island and i

don't want to take any chances

Nobody tells me to get out.

Tell the billboard to bring my bags back up here.

Well, if they do, you can always send Marina.

Where are you going?

You're lucky I'm in a good mood.

Or I'd make you pay for the damage.

No more breakfast served in bed for a while, ladies.

There's a manhunt on.

And the first place they're going to start snooping around is this hotel.

So from now on, if any of the guests want extra room service, only Marina

And you watch yourself, too.

No playing around.

Got it?

See ya.

Do me a favor and get out before I start to scream.

I don't want to get mixed up with the police.

Are you deaf?

I said get out before I start screaming for the cops. Leave me alone.

Do you know me?

The cops have given your description to everyone on the island.

The police?

Of course. Why didn't I think of that?

I should have gone there first.

Don't worry. They'll come to you.

They hunt down murderers until they find them.

Murderers. Get down somewhere.

Go on.

Get down behind the bar.

Hello again.

Any news on your murderer?

Did you find him?

One of the fishermen saw him walking around the waterfront a while ago.

He was looking at the yachts.

I missed him by a few minutes.

Are you sure it's the guy you're after?

I can't take chances.

Don't you either.

All right?

I'll see you later.

If you're lucky.

You can't stay here.

Go out through the back door. Take the road that goes up to the castle. You'll

see an old mill.

Wait for me there.

Why are you doing this for me?

We can talk about that later.

Get going.

Nicholas?

Are you talking to me?

Don't let yourself be seen.

you know what my name was.

What do you mean?

Cut to no. Who told you that my name is Nicholas?

The police. You're a wanted criminal.

Want?

What for?

What are you doing, trying to pump me to find out what I know?

If you really want to know, all you have to do is buy a newspaper. It's all over

the front page.

The funny thing is, you don't look like the tough character they say you are.

I never would have taken you for a thief, let alone a big icon smuggler.

But what really beats me is how you could have been stupid enough to kill

somebody, too.

Kill somebody?

Tell me what happened. Stop it.

Are you crazy?

Sorry.

How I can make you understand?

It's not true.

It's impossible for me to believe that I could have done what you say.

Even that name you call me doesn't mean anything to me.

I've been living a nightmare for two whole days now.

I've been trying to remember who I was and what happened to me before I washed

up here on this island that I know I've never seen before.

You mean you've got amnesia?

All I know is that everything you've told me seems impossible.

I've tried, but when I think about it, I just can't picture myself doing those

things. Stop worrying about it.

I know a place where you'll be safe until we can work something out.

Tell me everything.

Everything.

All right.

The icons were wrapped inside a burlap bag.

You went into the hole to hide them.

The captain got suspicious and followed you.

You saw him looking down through the hatch and came up again.

He said something and you started to fight.

You knocked him down and killed him.

Try to remember.

You started out on the boat by yourself, with the icons that you thought were

going to make you rich, and a dead man for cargo.

We'll clear out an open sea before you saw the Coast Guard boat behind you.

They started shooting at you, and you fired back.

We were desperate. We had to get away.

And then what?

There isn't much more to tell.

They had to stop to pick up the man you hit.

And then when they finally caught up again, you weren't anywhere on the boat.

You must have dived off.

Is that right?

Maybe.

What part of the island did you land on?

A long way from here.

Could you find it again?

So this is where you've been hiding?

I wasn't hiding.

There's no reason for me to hide.

I'm not guilty of anything.

Maybe you've got a split personality.

I read a book about somebody like that.

You can stop worrying.

The first thing to do is to get you a good lawyer.

And if that isn't enough, we'll do whatever we have to.

Why are you doing all this?

I've waited for years to find a man of my own.

One who'd stay forever.

The others all left.

You can't go away.

I'll fix a new life for you from the beginning.

Woo!

You don't have to leave.

I'm just gonna go in and take a shower.

Oh no.

Now we're free to leave here.

We can go wherever you say.

You don't know what kind of person I am.

I'm a thief and a cold -blooded killer.

I'm a criminal, Marina.

The police are hunting for me right now.

I don't believe it.

And if you believe it's true, it means you've made yourself sick of them when

you started.

I didn't imagine it.

I was told.

And I'm afraid of what else I might find out.

Who told you?

That doesn't matter.

The police were looking for me down at the harbor. I saw them myself.

No.

No matter what you tell me, you'll never make me believe it.

Aren't you afraid to be out here all alone with me?

You'll stay with me?

Forever.

Sooner or later, I'll have to go to jail.

That doesn't matter to me. I'm used to waiting.

It's my father.

What if he sees me? It'd be better if he didn't.

Let's go.

Right on time, as usual.

Complications. I couldn't help it.

You should have left by now.

I know. But I was afraid it would look suspicious if I left too soon.

To who?

To Flora.

Who's Flora?

She's just a woman.

My alibi.

Why don't you get here?

Where'd you put the icons afterwards?

Don't worry.

They're in a safe place.

You're stupid to hang around.

It doesn't matter.

The police think somebody else did it. Yeah? Who?

How should I know?

You want me to tell you? Yeah, if you know.

Go ahead.

Who is he?

Peter Constantine.

A big ship owner.

He caught his wife in bed with somebody else.

Then for some reason he took a motorboat and headed straight out to sea.

The boat blew up, but he got out alive.

But he lost his memory completely.

If he ever gets it back, we're cooked.

There was a beautiful yacht.

This was a nameplate from a motorboat.

Strange. What is it? Go on.

Try to remember.

I don't feel safe here.

I know a place where we can spend the night where nobody will bother us.

I don't want them to find me before I figure this all out.

Come on.

The longer we wait, the less chance we'll have to get out of here safe.

They brought in your mother today and questioned her.

But you don't have to worry.

I found a way for us to get off the island without anybody seeing us.

I've packed some clothes for you and a gun.

You might need it.

It'll all be over soon.

Then we'll have time to talk about it.

The rest of our lives.

Oh.

You haven't found him yet, have you?

You know, I'd miss you if you got transferred out of here because you

find him.

Yeah, I bet you would.

But the truth is, you can't wait to get rid of me.

Why do you say that?

Because I know you, Flora.

I know if there's anybody on this island who would protect him, it's you.

The idea that he was being hunted by the police, that he was a criminal and

desperate, turned you on.

You couldn't wait to find him and get him into bed.

It'll be just like you, Flora.

Because if it's not known, you've done the same thing. You live for sex and you

have a taste for bums and drifters.

You collect men.

When I told you about this one, you couldn't resist.

If he didn't come to you, you wouldn't sit around just hoping.

You'd go out and hunt until you found him.

He came to me.

Where's he hiding?

He's in the mill.

Up behind the kiln.

They're coming.

You've got to get out of here.

We might never see each other again.

I'll never stop loving you.

I'll wait for you forever if I have to.

You've got to go. Hurry!

Don't shoot. He's out of bullets.

How are you, Marie?

I'm fine. I'm working.

Who for?

For my father. I look after things while he's gone.

When he comes back, we go into town together and I help him sell his catch.

How long are you going to wait?

As long as it takes.

They might never let him out of jail.

You'd like that, wouldn't you?

You're crazy.

He's never coming back.

He lied to you and you believe him.

You're a fool.

You really believed he was innocent, didn't you?

He took you in.

I still believe he's innocent.

You're too innocent to understand.

And you know everything, right?

I know all I want to know about men.

I'm through with them.

Make me work for it.

I love it when you fight back like that.

Oh. Oh.

What's your name?

Peter.

Peter Constance.

I'm a shipbuilder.

You had a close scrape, you know that?

You're just miscommitting murder.

I believed I was a murderer.

You were hunting me down and I was trying to get away.

If I hadn't gotten my memory back, God knows what would have happened.

I've got you to thank for that.

Right. I did you a favor without meaning to.

If I hadn't given you that hit on the head, you might never have remembered.

At least, that's what the doctor said. It was pure luck.

How did you lose your memory in the first place?

I come down here on my yacht for the weekend with my wife and a few of our

friends.

Oh, Christ, yes, I remember everything now.

I walked in and saw my wife in bed with a friend.

I was stunned.

They were right there in front of me, but I couldn't believe it.

What did you do?

I left.

I just turned around and left.

I didn't know where I was going or what I was going to do.

The yacht's still here.

And your wife and friends, are they still here?

No, at least not on the yacht.

They probably went back to Athens.

In a way, I'm glad it happened.

We weren't getting along, but without this, I'd never been able to ask for a

divorce. How'd you wind up out at sea?

How'd you get that bump on the head that made you lose your memory?

The doctor said that's what must have caused it.

I took the motorboat and drove out to sea.

I didn't care where I was headed.

I just wanted to get as far away as I could, as fast as I could.

I walked up on the beach and a girl found me and took care of me.

When I came to, my memory was gone.

Well, now you've got it back.

I think we're about to get the man who really did it.

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