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♪ MTV.♪
♪ ♪
♪ Morning dew♪
♪ Vaporized♪
Good morning.
[chuckles]
♪ Rays♪
MAN: Sly, you're late.
Am I late?
No, I don't think so.
♪ I feel alive♪
Actually, I was waking birds up this morning.
I woke a rooster up.
♪ ♪
[bell rings]
I got your number, Tom.
You guys are all in for a big butt whupping today.
I already took Advil 'cause I'm waiting for it. [chuckles]
♪ Good times♪
- ♪ Don't you leave me now♪ - Morning.
♪ You'll find♪
Are we in that set?
- ♪ Down in the street♪ - Good morning. How are ya?
♪ Good times♪
What's that?
Behind the scenes.
I know. This is my behind the scenes.
MAN: All right, we're going again, guys.
- Go to one. - [bell rings]
[sniffs]
Come on.
So we just come in here blind,
- like, rage. - Yeah.
Wham. Right here.
And then he goes forward.
I-- Bang.
And then he wr-writhing on the ground.
Then I fucking kick him like that.
- Wham. - [mimics impacts]
You clean it up!
- French toast, anyone? - [laughter]
- PRODUCER: All right, perfect. - [grunts]
How did Sylvester Stallone end up doing a reality show?
[chuckles]
I thought, "Okay,
I'm on the road so much."
I probably have been on the road probably 60% of my life.
And...
[scoffs] looked around, I said, "My God.
My daughters are grown up, everything else."
I'm going, "Wouldn't it be great to just
"spend some serious time with them
where they couldn't escape, where they had to be with me?"
- [bell rings] - MAN: Cut, cut, cut.
That is a wrap.
SYLVESTER: Hey there.
Hi. Guess who's coming home.
[chuckles]
Okay. Sold.
I'll see you soon, baby.
- I love you. - I love you, babe. Bye now.
- Bye. - Bye.
Yes.
Tulsa Kinghas been a hell of a journey.
We shot through the spring, through the summer.
It was tumultuous.
It's been a long six months.
I'm going home. I can't believe it.
Earlier in my career,
the movie schedules were much longer.
130 days, 140 days.
I used to look at that, "Ah, what an adventure.
This is fantastic."
And now I look at it as...
punishment. I don't want to be away anymore. I want to stay
around the people I love.
♪ ♪
- SISTINE: I think you're nervous to have Dad back. - JENNIFER: I always get nervous.
- Yeah. He's like a fourth child. - I always get...
When you haven't been together for a couple weeks
- and it's almost like meeting up again. - Mm-hmm.
It's kind of fun, 'cause it's fresh,
- but then it's also, like, you have to get to know each other. - Is there still butterflies,
- do you have? - I always get butterflies when I see him.
- SOPHIA: Aw! - Really? - SCARLET: Every time
he sees you, he drools over you.
- SISTINE: Yeah, he's obsessed with you. - Melts.
- He's sweet. - Mom's like, "Yeah, of course."
- [laughter] - ♪ I feel like♪
♪ Music sounds better with you♪
Hi, my name is Jennifer Stallone.
I'm married to Sylvester Stallone.
SCARLET: True love.
- [muttering] - JENNIFER: To me, family is everything.
We don't always live in a normal world.
But when we're all together, making dinner together at night,
watching TV together, it feels like home.
SYLVESTER: First time I met her--
everyone's gonna go, "Uh, yeah, sure"--
I felt the earth... [grunts] move.
I just knew that this was
someone unique and special.
And 35 years later...
[chuckles]: I guess I was right.
SISTINE: I'm excited to see him. I miss...
- SCARLET: I'm so excited. - JENNIFER: I know.
Sly has been away
in Oklahoma City
filmingTulsa King for the last six months.
It is by far
the longest time we've ever been apart.
♪ Bring us back together.♪
SOPHIA: Well, you know what's funny?
Is that, actually, the other day, um...
- [dog passes gas] - Oh, my God.
- JENNIFER: He farted? - [laughter]
SOPHIA: Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God. - JENNIFER: He's a little puffer.
- SCARLET: No, it's making me nauseous. - He's a little puffer.
- What are you doing, man? - No, it's making me nauseous.
♪ Talk to me, baby♪
♪ I'm going blind from this sweet, sweet cravin'♪
♪ Whoa-oh♪
♪ Let's lose our minds and go crazy crazy♪
♪ I-I-I-I-I♪
♪ I-I-I-I-I.♪
- [exhales] - MAN: A, B, C cameras marked.
- [whispers]: Action. - Hi, I am
Sophia Stallone, and I am
the oldest of the three Stallone sisters.
SYLVESTER: Sophia is such a blessing.
She's the one
that kind of comforts us.
"It's gonna be okay,
it's gonna be okay."
And her ability
to control her emotions, quite extraordinary.
She's stronger than both of us.
Hi.
[chuckles] Cut.
Being the oldest, I've always had this pressure
of being very perfect.
Being the daughter of a famous person,
you're not just you. You're also
the family. And so you want to make sure
that everything you do is right and just and morally correct.
And so it's hard for me to...
take risks sometimes.
I'm Sophia. And this
- is Sistine. - [laughs]
My name is Sistine Stallone.
I love being the middle child.
Because I get the best of both worlds.
Hello!
SYLVESTER: Sistine.
I always saw her as, like, this very shy,
delicate, fragile kitten.
And I thought, "I got to toughen this girl up."
Like, jump out of closets.
- [growls] - [screams]
Put dolls in her room and, like,
pretend they're haunted.
Literally a talking doll.
"Hello, Sistine."
The irony is
she developed such fearlessness. [chuckles]
I don't know if I did a good thing.
- [blows raspberry] - JENNIFER: Sistina.
We're watching Scarlet take
- her first steps. - SOPHIA: Scarlet is
completely unpredictable.
She always shocks me.
SISTINE: She is such a wildcard.
When you talk to her, you have no idea
what's gonna come out of her mouth next.
And she is the funniest person ever.
Give me something. Oh, don't throw it to me!
Hi, I'm Scarlet Stallone.
That is a huge-ass fly.
- [buzzing] - Oh, my God. I can kick it.
- [creaking] - Oh.
I almost broke the damn chair.
All right, let's keep going. Um... [chuckles]
SYLVESTER: Scarlet is a one-off. Like,
"Whoa, who's this one? This is... [chuckles]
like, such an unusual child." She reminds me
of... a lot of me.
SOPHIA: Did you see Sistine rubbing this on her skin?
Smell my neck.
I don't smell anything.
Bitch.
Does your nose work?
- [laughing] - Smell...
Now smell yourself.
I went out with this guy once and he smelled
like rosemary. I go, "Oh, what perfume is that?" And he goes,
- "No, I actually rubbed rosemary on myself." - Dating when you have
the dad that we do is rough.
The first time a boy
came over to meet my parents,
he's going in for the first kiss.
And I was so nervous, but I was excited.
And he looks up at the balcony and he goes,
"Oh, my God.
What is that?"
Mm.
SISTINE: And it was my dad
standing on the second-floor balcony,
backlit,
so you just see a silhouette.
He's so cinematic in the most unnecessary reasons.
And let me tell you-- this kid jumps in the car,
went down the driveway, never saw him again.
Did you guys get him anything for his birthday?
No, because my role is, whatever he doesn't have, I just restock.
JENNIFER: You know what you could get him? Is a cool cowboy hat.
SISTINE: He works out in his cowboy hat. Did you know I saw him
in the gym working out in his cowboy hat?
- He was dancing with weights, like this... - [laughing]
...wearing a hat. It was so funny.
- Aw. - He's getting in character.
- He said he wants to whoop it up on the town. - What?
- He wants to whoop it up? - He doesn't like going out ever. - Yeah.
- We haven't gone out in 20 years. - Mom. Mom.
- He's turning the big seven-six. - [laughs]
- SOPHIA: What do you expect? - I think Sophia and I got to take this over,
give him some young, hip inspiration.
What about me? I'm so good at this.
You can-- you can jump in this plan.
SOPHIA: You're young. Hip?
- Eh. - Eh.
[laughing]
SYLVESTER: Yo.
- JENNIFER: Oh, girls, your dad's home! - Yo.
- Hi! Hi, baby. - [chuckles]: Hi!
How was Oklahoma?
It was intense.
- Let's put it that way. - Really?
- Yeah. - SISTINE: Dad!
JENNIFER: Aw.
SYLVESTER: Hey.
Come here, little-- Oh!
- Wow. [chuckles] - SISTINE: I'm getting emotional
seeing my dad come home from Oklahoma,
because, you know, as a child,
growing up with him constantly on movie sets
for four months at a time and we wouldn't see him,
it was really hard, and...
I don't think I ever expressed those emotions as a kid.
I kind of just accepted
that that was his job.
But... he just
bring so much love and warmth to the house.
- [sniffles] - I wanted to give you a hug like that.
SYLVESTER: I got to stay away longer.
- SOPHIA [chuckles]: Aw. - You know what I mean?
The skin care you sent me is really good.
- Is it really? - JENNIFER: You want to sit outside?
SYLVESTER: All right.
- Oh, baby. - Oh, actually this breeze feels good.
SCARLET: Hi, Billie.
[whimpers]
We need to get a cattle prod.
- Which I was gonna get you today. - A what?
- SYLVESTER: Prod. - How am I supposed to walk three dogs
- and a cattle prod? - Like... [mimics buzzing]
SCARLET: Growing up with my dad was...
not your typical...
dad that picks you up from school and...
[chuckles] drops you off.
SOPHIA: On the one hand, um, bringing
any boy home, he becomes full-on Rambo with guns.
[yelling]
But then, when it's with all the girls,
it's three Cavapoos and a cat and girl dad.
I am Mustard the Magnificent!
Watch this. Hocus-pocus.
Kazam!
SOPHIA: He wants to bake with us.
He watchesThe Bachelor with us. And it's
a totally different side of him than you've ever seen.
We get this question a lot--
what was it like growing up with your dad?
And I said, "It's really interesting,
'cause he would have us train every morning." - Yeah.
"But he wasn't training us
in normal sports that our friends were doing." - No. Because...
- it's not a normal world. - SISTINE: My dad
raised us like little military brats.
SOPHIA: You get up
at 5:30. You do
ten push-ups. You do ten clean and jerks.
You don't know what that is, look it up
on YouTube. It's with a bar.
It's heavy, and it sucks.
Then you swing the golf club.
And then once you swing the golf club,
you go to the pool table.
No, not pool. Pool.
SISTINE: We'd throw shotput. We'd do
sprints in the backyard.
He made us very competitive in sports.
We add in chess.
We add in reading out loud.
Oh, yeah, and then we'd box in the kitchen.
SOPHIA: Then, somehow, we stood
at the table at 7:00,
right before school, eating eggs.
SISTINE: Just because he ate raw eggs in a film does not mean
we will like... a shitload of eggs.
[sighs]
I would literally throw up
my breakfast, and he would make me
another plate of eggs.
JENNIFER: I wanted you guys to be really well-rounded.
I wanted you to be, like, professional golfers,
and you all had the potential.
- Whoa! - JENNIFER: Happy Gilmore.
Happy Gilmore.
Our boyfriends want to play with you.
- I don't think so. - Why not?
- SOPHIA: Why not? - They'll beat you.
- They're really good. - That's the end of that.
But they haven't earned that privilege.
- Dad. - Sly.
SISTINE: It has been a bit of a struggle
for my sisters and I to even find a relationship.
Not only do we have "Stallone" attached to our last name--
my dad is also very overprotective
and quite intimidating.
But now that we're older
and currently in relationships, you'd think that he would
really want to make that effort to get to know the boyfriend.
And that hasn't exactly happened yet.
This is someone
that is very special in my life.
I've never had a relationship as good as this one before.
So it does hurt my feelings
that there has been very minimal effort
on his part.
Someday you'll see I'm helping you girls.
I'm getting rid of these creeps.
♪ ♪
You know, there's Italians and then Italians.
I mean, Rich, Jesus Christ.
- [laughter] - Seriously.
SYLVESTER: It's great to be back and reacquaint
yourself with old friends that you haven't seen
for a long time
and you just pick it up.
"So, as I was saying..." You just, like, eliminate
all that time gap and just hit it like you saw him yesterday.
Al, stop hiding.
They're doing home movies on me. Hey, man.
It's so good to see you, man. You look great.
Al Pacino and I crossed paths in 1977
when I wanted to do Paradise Alleywith him.
Of course, he was busy being the great actor that he is.
This is so interesting.
Like, I feel as though I just jumped
into Stallone World.
- You did. - It's wonderful.
SYLVESTER: But we stayed in touch
all the time, and I have the utmost respect,
and I know eventually it's going to happen.
Can you play an Italian gangster?
Can you pull that off?
- No. - I don't think I can play it anymore.
- SYLVESTER: Oh, please. - How do you do it again?
- I got a feeling you'll have... - AL: Give me a couple of lines.
You keep pulling me back in.
Pulling me back in.
♪ ♪
Yeah. Oh, this is the place.
- I'm so excited. - Hi. - MAN: Hey, guys.
SOPHIA: Our dad comes here a ton.
- Yeah. - It's his birthday coming up.
- Yes. Got it. - We need cigars.
SISTINE: So you can kind of show us a few
and maybe we just, like, test them out?
- We'll test them out. - Sounds good. - Yeah.
- We're here. - We're here.
Sounds good to me.
I think my relationship with my dad got
more exciting as we got older.
He didn't really know what to do with us when we were little,
and now that we got older,
he sort of brought us into his world.
So we found things in common that we like to do.
TRAINER: Good, guys.
He actually taught me how to smoke my first cigar,
and it just became this tradition
that we did for years.
I got to get into a cool, like, James Bond position.
I taste... smoke.
- Okay. - [laughs]
I actually love this one. I'm not even joking.
I kind of want to bring one home for myself.
Do we look like we know what we're doing?
Like when a woman smokes a cigar, is it like, "Ooh, wow"?
- Whoa! - Whoa!
Ho, hey!
Sisters with Stogies, our new podcast.
We're gonna shoot every episode right here.
[laughing]: There you go.
- SYLVESTER: So, my daughters are here. - AL: Yeah.
And they're doing a podcast, doing a reality show.
I saw the podcast.
- No, you didn't. - I did.
You're more tech savvy than I am. You actually saw it?
Yeah, I know, well, I... I can text.
- Because I text you. - Let's not get carried away, Al.
I-I haven't been able to take a photo yet,
or I haven't been able-- my son keeps telling me,
send me stuff, Dad. Send me stuff.
I said I'll ask Sly.
[laughter]
You're such a liar.
Here we go. This is how it works, see?
You, me, me, you, high angle.
How come you've got gray hair, and I've got dark hair?
You really want to get into this?
I got so tired of dying hair.
I said, you know, enough already. I just like...
Oh... He's accusing me of dying my hair.
No, I didn't say that.
I said moi.Me, me. You're a natural.
Me, I'm an unnatural.
No, no, no. No, no.
All bets are off now.
You're not kidding. Tell me about it.
- Wow. - That's one of the reasons I wanted to do this show,
- because finally it keeps the family together, you know? - Yeah.
Like, there's an excuse, right?
Yeah, no, no, that's good. Yeah, yeah.
And it's something I've never really...
Like, let's face it, Al.
We have cool personalities.
- Oh! - Hey, hey, hey.
So... So when I get it out there...
Now you're in a reality show.
Well, everything happens if you stay alive.
- Yeah, you got a point there. - You know, pretty much.
- I like this place. - FRANK: That's right.
- I like, I like sitting out here. - Right?
- Have you even been here before? - Well, let him go,
and I'll just stick around.
- [sputters] - Stay as long as you want.
[laughter]
♪ ♪
We got to get the cake made and cooled
before the birthday party.
JENNIFER: I love to bake.
Birthday cakes are my specialty.
I love to make them big. I make them crazy.
Sometimes they get too tall and they fall over
or I run out of frosting.
[laughter]
- Stop it. - SOPHIA: Oh, my God.
You know, it may not look great,
but everyone enjoys my cakes.
- That is so good. - Wow.
Your dad is going to be so happy.
While my mom is making this cake,
the perfect prank to pull on my dad
just comes to mind.
While she
is putting the physical cake
in the oven, I thought, hmm.
What if I had a bun in my oven?
Does that sound...? That sounds really gross,
but you know what I mean, you know?
Have a baby. That's what I'm trying to say.
Fake baby.
- Let's prank Sly. - SISTINE: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Should I put, "It's a boy, it's a girl"?
- Ooh! - I'm putting this baby here.
SISTINE: This prank is so perfect
because it has been months
since he's seen me around my boyfriend.
He doesn't actually know how serious that we are.
So, for all he knows,
I could be cooking something up right now.
[baby fussing]
- Ah! - [laughter]
That's funny.
That is actually so good.
[engine starts, revs]
♪ ♪
JENNIFER: Actually, I'm proud of everyone.
We are on time.
I can't wait for you to see your cake, Dad.
- Wait, is it here? - Yeah, it's in the trunk.
- Oh, okay. - Wait, no, it's in the trunk?
Oh, that's gonna be a massacre.
- [laughter] - SYLVESTER: Enough already.
- Oh, there's Balboa. - SYLVESTER: There's Balboa.
This is where I started, right? This neighborhood.
I wrote Rockyright over there.
JENNIFER: Right. Is that where you got the name?
I thought this name is kind of silly,
- but you don't forget it. - Never.
It's either that or Baloney.
- [laughter] - That was a joke.
SCARLETT: Oh, boy. Here we go.
♪ One, two, three, four♪
♪ I just want to celebrate♪
- ♪ Another day of living♪ - [overlapping greetings]
♪ I just want to celebrate♪
♪ Another day of life♪
Frankie, do you want something to drink?
FRANK: Eh...
I'll have just a Chardonnay.
- A Chardonnay? - [laughter]
- What should I get? - Bourbon, straight up.
Oh, I can't. Nah.
Out of a boot. Put it in the boot.
♪ Had my hand on the dollar bill♪
♪ And the dollar bill flew away♪
♪ But the sun is shining down on me♪
♪ And it's here to stay♪
Hey. I have something for you,
but it's out in the car.
- I need a pair of Spanx. - [laughs]
Yeah, yeah, sure. Take mine off. [laughing]
That's what I need for my birthday-- Spanx.
♪ I just want to celebrate another day.♪
JENNIFER: And it's crazy, 'cause 76.
- What?! - SISTINE: Don't tell people that.
Don't tell me that.
[laughter]
No. Anyway,
bang, bang, bang
goes the cham-- uh, trolley.
[laughter]
Anyway, it's great to come back,
because I've been in Oklahoma, which is...
an amazing place. But you come home
and you see the kiddies and the friends, and you go...
- Avocado trees. - Yeah!
Very, very lucky guy.
- Very, very lucky guy. - JENNIFER: Yeah.
- We're happy to have you home. - SISTINE: We love you.
- SYLVESTER: Yeah. Thank you. - Yeah.
SYLVESTER: I love you guys. And thank you all
- for showing up. - We love you, too!
- Happy birthday. - Cheers. Happy birthday.
- Salut. - Salut. - Salut.
- Salut. - JENNIFER: The girls and I
spent all day making a cake for Sly.
It's a really special cake, and it has a life-changing surprise.
- Life-changing? - Yeah.
- [chuckles] - And this-- and this...
So how is this life-changing?
Can you bring the cake out? 'Cause we-we want it
to sit in the middle.
- [laughs] - No.
I don't... [stammering]
- That's okay. It's funny. - Okay.
This is a big build-up with this cake. It better be good.
♪ ♪
JENNIFER: Here it is!
- FRANK: Look at the box! - [chuckling]
- He looks guilty already. - FRANK: Oh, my God.
[laughing]
Hey, don't drop it on me, man.
- FRANK: Sly, it's got oil skids! - Oh, fuck.
[laughter]
FRANK: Oh, God. This is so classic.
JENNIFER: Oh, no!
That might be the worst cake
I've ever seen in my life.
SYLVESTER: Every year, Jennifer makes a traditional disaster
in the shape of a cake. And this one
looks like it was assaulted. Literally.
You want to make a police report,
say, "Somebody beat up my cake."
But on the side of the cake are these
weird Chucky dolls
and toys and things
that just-- they make
- no sense on my cake. - [baby crying]
What are these babies doing there?
SISTINE: Dad, read this! Read this!
- JENNIFER: What does it say? - SYLVESTER: It says "boy."
JENNIFER: Okay, what does that mean?
WOMAN: Oh, no!
Don't say-- Why?
- [laughing] - What does that mean?
- Boy. - Sistine, Sistine is going to have...
- No. - [laughter]
No.
FRANK: You're gonna be a grandfather.
Please turn these cameras off for a second
so I can destroy this place.
I'm going full Rambo, pal.
[yelling]
- FRANK: Is that true? - [Sistine laughs]
FRANK: Are you serious?
SYLVESTER: Is that true?
- No. - I love you.
- [laughs] - Seeing
the look on my dad's face,
chef's kiss.
- JENNIFER: Just kidding! Just kidding! - Okay!
- I was kidding! I was kidding. - Just kidding!
- Just kidding! - We're kidding, we're kidding.
- Look at his eyes! He's gonna cry! - FRANK: Oh, my God!
- Aah! - FRANK: Aah!
[grunts]
- [laughter] - ♪ I just want to celebrate♪
- ♪ Another day♪ - No.
- ♪ Of living♪ - Look at him.
I'll take him this round, Coach.
[laughter]
You're out of the will.
- [laughter] - You're out of the will.
How's it feel?
I can't take it. I need to sit down.
JENNIFER: What a horrible night.
♪ To celebrate♪
- Happy birthday. - Happy birthday.
♪ Life.♪
SISTINE: Hello, birthday boy.
- Hey, baby bird. - Good morning.
- Good morning. [laughs] - I have a headache.
- Did you have a good birthday? - Sort of.
A little traumatic.
Wait, so you're saying I sold it?
My acting was so good.
I mean, of all the sick things I've done,
thattakes--
dare I fucking say it?--
- the cake. - I...
- Ha-ha-ha. - Well-- Okay. I did it
because I think you sort of have a hard time
accepting the idea that we are getting older
and we're maturing
and we're approaching those years.
It's not a hard time.
It's like an impossible time.
My kids are still kids.
I look at them as kids.
I can't imagine them having kids.
It's like, "Oh, my God."
That really is a seminal moment I can't wrap
my head around. This child who was running around
in flannel pajamas and ribbons in her hair is
a full-grown woman.
It's a very hard concept that she's not your baby.
But she is your baby.
You just need to make more of an effort with--
or how 'bout this?
Not scare off every guy that we bring over,
especially ones that we actually are
- pretty serious with. - Dad, I don't understand
why you stand in the corner
and just stare at them and not even say hello.
Because they're boring.
- No, but you intimidate them. - [sighs]
- You're scary enough to talk to. - Can you just acce--
- Can you just say yes? - [chuckles]
- No, they're not boring. - You're going
to have to eventually like the guys that we bring home
'cause they might be your future son-in-laws.
- [gasps] - Why are you just putting more salt in the wound for him?
I'm just saying, he has to get used to the idea.
Can I help choose the husband though?
I mean, is that...?
[gasps]
- You have to pick our guys? - All right, just asking.
Just asking.
SOPHIA: This prank was
completely successful.
But do I think things are gonna change?
Possibly.
We'll see.
You know what's really funny?
Do you remember when I was little,
I always told Mom that I was gonna marry Dad.
- [laughs] - I didn't understand that you can't marry your dad.
- You remember I said that all the time? - Yes, I do. I don't know why.
And then you were really sweet. You were like, "That's right."
Like-- And I always thought, like,
you were the only man for me.
And now, saying that out loud,
you are the opposite of my type.
- [Sylvester laughing] - So I don't know
what I was thinking back then.
Imagine two of him in the same room.
Can you imagine? It's hard enough to live with one.
[Sophia and Sistine laugh]
SISTINE: The rest of the season is
gonna be a colossal disaster.
Dating life?No bueno.
It's really hard to navigate breakups.
I'm in a house of real women.
That's how we solve problems, we duel for them.
SYLVESTER: I never win.
What are you, four?
SOPHIA [imitating Sylvester]: That's when I knew
I wanted to be a boxer.
JENNIFER: The girls want his attention.
I want to do something with you.
Don't be jealous.
Very competitive with each other.
MGM picked up our film.
I'm actually pissed. Like, why haven't you told me any of this?
Why are you being bitchy with me?
There I am, in the middle of chaos.
How'd I get on the Housewives of Beverly Hills?
- ♪ Can't stop it...♪ - I don't want you to go.
Now I'm an empty nester.
Where do I begin?
SYLVESTER: Every year when she has to go
to the doctor, it's horrible.
Sometimes the strongest people in your life
aren't as strong as you think.
Get up!
JENNIFER: We always are gonna have
each other's back, through thick and thin.
- Cheers to us. - Like the 30th fucking cheers.
- Oh, my God! - Can we have a sentimental moment here?
SISTINE: I love you all!
SYLVESTER: This is a dream I don't want to wake up from.
♪ Come on now, roll with the crazy♪
♪ Dance like 1980♪
♪ Ooh, ooh♪
♪ Roll with the crazy♪
♪ Dance like 1980♪
♪ ♪
♪ Roll with me, baby♪
♪ You ain't gonna save me♪
♪ Ooh, ooh.♪
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