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SHAW BROTHERS (HK) LTD. A SHAW STUDIOS PRODUCTION

HEX AfTER HEX

STARRING LO MENG, LIU LAN-HSI

LAU DAN, HON KWOK-CHOI, LAW HO-KAI

SPECIAL APPEARANCES BY CHAN LILY, CHU KE, LAU SIU-KWAN,

LOU DA, CHENG SIU-PING

CAST: YU TOU-YUN, YANG CHIH-CHING, LI PENG-fEI, WANG QING-HE

TO SIU-MING, LIANG SHANG-YUN, SHEN LAO, CHOW KIN-PING,

SAI GWA-PAU, LAM BING-SANG, HO PAK-KWONG, LIN WEI-TU

SCREENWRITER: SZETO ON SET: JOHNSON TSAO

CINEMATOGRAPHER: LI HSIN-YEH CAMERA ASSISTANT: YANG KUN-SHAN

LIGHTING DIRECTOR: CHEN fEN LIGHTING EXECUTIVE: LAU TIE-ZHI

STAGE PHOTOGRAPHY: KIONG KAI-MEN

PROPS DIRECTOR: YUAN XIANG PROPS LEAD: GUO-SHAO

MAKEUP: LIU JI-CHENG, PAN MIN-HUA HAIR STYLIST: PENG YEN-LIEN

COSTUMES: LIU CHI-YU

EDITING DIRECTOR: MEI XING-LONG EDITING EXECUTIVE: ZHANG ZAO-XI

OPENING DESIGNER: HUANG JIN-BA MUSIC: SU ZHEN-HOU, CHENG JIN-RONG

SOUND RECORDIST: HSU PING-KUANG

STUNT DIRECTOR: HUANG PEI-CHI, CHIANG CHUEN, CHU KE

ASSISTANT DIRECTOR: fANG RUI, DAI JUN-DE

EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: YE JIN-HONG, YE BAI-CHUEN

PR: LIAO fENG-PING STAGE MANAGER: fANG-ZHENG

GoId! This one is hefty!

Buddy, I put that bag here.

You did?

I'm going to give it to you.

- Give it to me? - Yes.

Let's taIk in your apartment.

Take a good Iook.

Besides goId and jeweIry, what eIse is in there?

- Nothing. - Keep Iooking.

SPIRIT TABLET Of LAU A-CHUI

"Spirit tabIet of daughter Lau A-chui."

Why is there a spirit tabIet?

This is my daughter. Her name is Lau A-chui.

- Get that doomed thing out of here! - Listen to me.

My daughter was aIready married to Yi Lui,

your neighbor across from you,

but he turned out to be a pIayboy.

He Iiked the flight attendant next door.

My daughter got angry and Ieft him, but she needs a home.

Young man, you sure are Iucky.

Look at you. You have muscIes aII over.

My daughter Ioves muscIes.

This time, she has chosen you.

What?

You want her to marry me?

Yes, that's right.

If you become my son-in-Iaw, I'II give you a house.

- We can sort the paper work right now. - Are you kidding?

Marry a ghost? No, thank you! Leave!

I'm not scared of anything but ghosts!

Take this cursed thing back! Get going!

Young man, are you so afraid of ghosts that you wiII refuse goId and a house?

No means no. Leave!

Are you serious? You're such a big feIIow.

- How can you be scared of ghosts? - So what? Leave, oId man!

Sweetie, you have to agree.

I've tried my best.

You Iike that he's big and muscuIar,

but he's afraid of you.

There's nothing I can do.

It's Iate now.

Go and sIeep. Be a good girI.

Sweetie, just give up on him.

Do you understand?

Where have you gone now? You're so naughty!

One here and one there.

Hey, when the shots are fired, just jump down from here.

It'II be fine.

Puffer, what are these things stuck aII over me?

Puffer, wiII I be OK?

Don't worry!

You wiII be OK! They're just bIood bags!

Don't worry!

- We're aII set! - OK, we're fiIming!

Quiet on set!

You four, when I count to three, fire your guns up there.

Ready.

RoIIing. One, two, three!

- Director, the wire is visibIe in the shot. - NG.

- NG! - The director said NG!

Hey, MuscIe.

- The director said NG. - What's NG?

NG means "no good". It means we're going again.

What? Again?

I'm injured aII over forjust a coupIe hundred bucks!

No, thank you! You can do it!

MuscIe!

Hey, expIosives guy! You overdid it!

- Hi. Have you been waiting Iong? - Hi.

Suk-yee, which disco shouId we go to tonight?

- That's so boring. - Look at this Iunatic.

Me? You're the Iunatic.

Miss.

You got it dirty. You're stinky and vuIgar.

Mind yourseIf.

- Here you go. - Thank you.

Hey, what did you say? Repeat it.

- Let's go. - Repeat it.

OId houses are fuII of rats.

You guys are going to die this time.

Eat! Eat up!

Goddammit.

Suk-yee, why are you sitting in the back?

Suk-yee, I cIearIy saw you get in the back.

I didn't. My stockings tore as soon as I came out.

- No way. - It's infuriating.

That was strange earIier.

Hi, MuscIe.

- I'm Yeung Suk-yee from next door. - Are you Iooking for me?

Yes. Who eIse wouId I be Iooking for?

Give me a second.

Ms. Yeung, aren't my muscIes cooI?

Don't caII me Ms. Yeung. We're friends.

CaII me Rosy.

Rosy? That's a nice name.

- What's wrong? You poor thing. - Be gentIe.

Who beat you up?

It's tough being an extra for Shaw Brothers.

- I see. - Where's your boyfriend?

It was just a fling. That's over.

You're going too far.

I want to keep going south.

You had better head north.

If you don't Iike it, I'II Ieave.

Rosy!

Rosy?

Rosy!

MuscIe.

I'm in the bedroom. Come in.

Why are you standing there Iike an idiot?

I scared myseIf, thinking I missed out.

Come.

You tricked me.

- I'm over here. - Don't you run!

Got you!

Who's making aII that noise?

How annoying.

It's so noisy so earIy in the morning.

Who is it?

The Housing Department wants to demoIish the buiIding!

My goodness! You're showing everything! That's gross!

Everyone, Iisten up.

On behaIf of your boss, the government, I'm here to notify you.

In accordance with ArticIe 222 of the Housing Ordinance,

the government has decided to recIaim this buiIding

and repurpose this Iand as a park.

Sir, we've been Iiving here comfortabIy.

You can't teII us to move aII of a sudden, right?

That's right! If you force us, I'II report you to the Chinese government!

You have the right to do so.

But before the cIock strikes midnight

on June 30th, 1997,

this stiII beIongs to our boss.

So aII of you have to move!

If you're not happy about it, you can fiIe a compIaint at our office.

AIright, then. Excuse me.

Where are we going to move to?

Where wiII we go?

How can they take back our buiIding and turn it into a park?

MuscIe, you have to heIp us or we'II have to sIeep on the streets.

HeIp us out.

Let's petition the governor tomorrow.

- Yes! - OK!

Brothers, unity is strength!

- Yes! - We'II protest!

Unity is strength!

- Strength! - Strength!

- We shaII protest! - Protest!

- United to the end! - To the end!

Sir, we have a petition Ietter for the governor.

You're submitting a petition? Line up in the back.

- Line up! - Dude, get in Iine!

- Don't cut the Iine, man! - Don't cut the Iine!

- Get in Iine! - Sir.

SaIute!

Sir, I'm a representative of Ma Chai Hang's squatter settIement.

He wiII take care of it.

Sir, my wife ran off.

- OK, he wiII take care of it. - Thank you.

Our buiIding is being demoIished.

OK, he wiII take care of it.

- Stand cIoser together. - SmiIe!

Rosy!

- Did you submit the petition? - Yes.

How did it go?

The governor wiII take care of it. I can eat without worry!

He doesn't even know he was fooIed.

This is the 6:30pm news.

Today, a group of Chuk Yuen residents submitted a petition...

Beer.

- ...protesting the reclamation... - Look, that's our petition.

Rosy, it's me!

SiIIy. Take a good Iook.

...had already approved the land to be used as a park.

Why did you hit me?

That means I Iove you.

They even get to fiIm inside.

Rosy.

Look, the Westerner is hoIding the Ietter that I submitted!

No wonder so many peopIe watch TVB News!

They report authentic news! Amazing!

Burn it all.

What? They burned our petition.

They disregard pubIic opinion!

We'II Iose our homes.

Rosy, what shouId we do?

Why are you asking me? How shouId I know?

They take us for fooIs!

AIright, I'II heIp on this just once for your sake.

Watch out! Danger! Move!

Are you trying to kiII me?

I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry. I'm sorry!

- MuscIe, come and heIp! - Coming!

AIright. Make way!

- Watch out! - Are you crazy?

Do you want to kiII someone?

You shouId just "take a Ioad off'.

Come on! You nearIy kiIIed him!

- I'm sorry. - Move it!

Excuse me.

Rosy, I Ieft something very important. Watch our things.

Over there. Come on.

Hurry up! Move faster!

Gather around!

Excuse me!

Listen up. Start demoIishing from here to there.

Excuse me. Watch out.

Watch out. Don't touch her. Be carefuI.

- Don't touch her. - What a pervert!

You can move my things.

I've made severaI trips. You can move the rest.

I'II sit and wait for you.

Are you serious? Last time, you weren't wearing pants.

Now, you have this doII aII naked!

CouId you be more disgusting? Gross!

He's a pervert!

Wow! That was cooI!

Let me try my hand at it.

You idiot!

- Do you want to break everything? - No, Mom!

Let's go.

3446, search over there.

- Open the door. - Yes, sir.

fatty, Iook inside the room.

- Siu, go over there. - Yes, sir.

Roger.

Sir, there's a woman inside who refuses to Ieave.

She just keeps Iicking and Iicking.

- find a femaIe officer. - Come.

Officer, go with fatty and see what she is Iicking.

- Yes, sir. - Yes, sir.

Are you serious? A woman Iicking something?

I cIearIy saw a woman. How did she turn into this?

- I have no idea what happened. - Whatever. Kick her out first.

No, we don't know what that is. Let's report it first.

Sir, the woman turned into a thing.

Turned into a thing? What thing?

That thing Iooks very famiIiar.

Which fiIm did I see it in?

Star Wars!

-Yes, Star Wars! - Yes!

Shut up!

Are you serious? Are we shooting a fiIm? Come with me!

Damn it, fatty.

You just graduated.

How dare you try to fooI me?

I'II make you waIk the beat around jeweIry stores.

You'II be caught in shootouts in no time.

- Let's go! - Yes, sir.

Hurry up. DemoIish over there.

Nobody is inside. You can demoIish it.

- OK, got it. - Hand me the microphone.

- Hey, come with me. - CaIIing ControI.

Hurry up.

Come!

Come over here. Hurry up.

- Do we go upstairs? - Go.

Get to work. Hurry up.

Why did the door suddenIy cIose?

Darth Vader!

Are you trying to scare us?

Do you think we're weakIings?

HoId this.

I'II demoIish you Iike this buiIding!

Are you trying to scare us with that stick?

It's reaI!

No!

I was just joking with you.

Run!

- Open the door quickIy! - It won't open!

- Open it! - It won't open!

No!

Shit, we're done for!

We're dead meat.

We're going to die!

- Run! - Run!

There are peopIe running naked!

How gross!

Don't run!

What are you doing? Why are you running naked?

We didn't want this. Darth Vader from Star Wars is up there.

He swung a Iightsaber and we were aII naked!

This pIace is haunted!

ReaIIy?

I don't Iike this. I'II consuIt my superiors first.

- Pack it up! - Pack it up!

Pack it up.

Rosy, I toId you to watch our things.

Where did you go? I've been Iooking for you.

I've been going here and there with my IoIIipop.

Are you for reaI?

We don't have to move anymore. HeIp me move back in.

- ReaIIy? - Yes! Come on.

Rubik's Cubes!

Neat and inexpensive! Buy one to play with!

Twist left, twist right! Twist Rubik's Cubes every day!

Kid, buy one.

The song is new,

but these toys are a bit outdated.

I don't even pIay video games anymore.

Idiot!

You IittIe jerk!

Listen, go home. Get Iost!

- Kids these days... - PoIice are coming!

Damn you, Puffer!

Was that fun?

SeIIing Rubik's Cubes? That's so outdated.

That job as an extra Iast time got me injured aII over. Look!

Do you think acting in movies is easy?

- Do you have a driver's Iicense? - Of course.

Under the sky-high 20% interest rates,

aII of our properties have come to a dead haIt.

In the first haIf of the year,

the Sik Ji Gei ReaI Estate has Iost 600 miIIion.

The Wan Yuen ReaI Estate has Iost 400 miIIion.

How much has Puck Hik Iost?

We've Iost 800 miIIion.

RoyaI jeIIy.

Our off-pIan property saIes are terribIe.

Many even gave up their down payments and ran off.

What about the cIient who purchased 100 units? Did he run off?

- Yes. - Did you find him?

We did find him, but unfortunateIy, he became shark food in Mirs Bay.

RoyaI jeIIy.

How about the saIes of our company's BeautifuI ViIIage?

We ran a 20% off promotion

with free furniture, gas, and eIectricaI appIiances,

and even hired a superstar to advertise for us.

So how many units were soId?

Out of 500 units,

onIy a quarter of a unit was soId.

How can there be a quarter of a unit?

OnIy a parking spot was soId!

- Sir, this is the new driver. - Send him in.

- PIease come in. - Thank you.

- What's your name? - MuscIe Tsang.

Excuse me.

HeIIo? Gai-sing?

Is it about reaI estate? LiIy, fiII him in.

- Yes, I know. - Our company doesn't offer anything.

No paid time off, no Iabor insurance, no medicaI services,

no staff housing, no end-of-year bonus,

and no toiIet paper either.

- So, there's nothing at aII. - Miss.

You guys have nothing. So, Iet me ask you, what do you have?

We have New freedom sanitary pads. Do you want that?

- Yes. Better than nothing. - Do you want the job?

- Yes. - LiIy, show him out.

What's your name?

CaII me MuscIe. And you?

Are you new here? HeIIo.

Are you kidding? Your company has nothing!

Why are you shushing me?

I've never met anyone so stingy. He's so unapproachabIe.

- There's nothing here. - That's how it is. Don't teII anyone.

If he finds out, you'II be fired.

- Here, have some water. - Thank you.

Sit anywhere you Iike.

- What the hell? - l'm sorry.

So, he was hiding and sIacking off.

His wife gave birth Iast night. He didn't sIeep aII night.

Why did you remove his jacket?

I didn't know. I'm sorry.

Chan Tai-man, come to the manager's office at once.

Sir, I didn't mean to. I'm sorry.

What good is that? Why did you do that?

I'II be fired for sure!

- Sir. - I've caught you sIacking off.

Sir, my wife gave birth Iast night. I spent aII night with her.

- That's why I napped. Give me a chance. - She gave birth to your baby, not mine.

How does it concern me?

Sir.

lt's cruel to fire me over this.

Sir, give me a chance. My wife just gave birth.

Stop whining. You'll get an extra month of wages. Now get lost.

You're a disgrace.

- How couId he do that? - That's awfuI.

Your boss is ruthIess.

AII bosses are terribIe.

- We're just empIoyees. - He's extra terribIe for a boss.

- He's coming out. - Hey.

Hey.

How did it go? Were you fired?

My wife just gave birth. Now I've been fired. Isn't that sad?

Sir, I'm sorry for getting you fired.

lt's not your fault.

They're bIocking the camera with a cIoth?

I'm not afraid of getting fired.

I'II report him to the Labor Department!

I bIocked the camera,

but if the boss heard you, you'II Iose that extra month of wages.

l've already been fired. Why bother?

Goddamn boss! Fuck you!

- Don't. - What do I have to fear?

Chan Tai-man!

You cursed me in English!

You won't get that extra month of wages!

Goddamn boss, you're so sneaky!

So a camera is hidden here.

- Get out of the way! - Don't!

I'II smash it to smithereens!

Spying on us, are you?

Die!

I'II use my secret weapon on you.

- What is it doing? - What's this?

You goddamn peasants are dead meat!

Hooray!

- What's going on? - Listen, everybody!

On behaIf of Puck Hik Land DeveIopment,

I'm here to negotiate with you.

Negotiate what?

OK, quiet down.

According to the government's bIueprint, aII the Iand here beIongs to our company.

Take a Iook.

- Right here. - What's the point?

- This is proof. - Why bother Iooking?

CaIm down! Quiet down!

This can't be.

If you don't Iike it, negotiate with the government.

Or petition the governor.

Sir, what's the use of a petition?

I've aIready tried. He doesn't care about us.

- That's right. - Hey! Who do you work for?

But it's true.

You Iand deveIopers are outrageous!

We've Iived here for decades. We paid property taxes every year.

How couId you make us Ieave?

It's unreasonabIe!

We're not moving! Burn this pIace down if you dare!

Every one of you is vuIgar. I won't bother taIking to you!

- What did you say? - Excuse me. Make way.

You're the vuIgar one! Rich guys aren't civiIized!

- You're a stain on society! - Drive.

Do you think you rich guys are so great?

- You're terribIe! - What a fancy car!

You got it from seIIing our Iand, you horribIe guy!

Here.

Toss it.

Stop up ahead.

Don't worry. Leave it to me.

This bastard would dare to use arson.

What?

Your boss hired someone to burn down a buiIding?

What does the arsonist Iook Iike?

I'm not teIIing you. Women are so nosy.

Does the arsonist Iook Iike this?

Yes!

How do you know?

Intuition.

Intuition?

SeriousIy?

MuscIe.

Come quickIy.

- What? - Carry the gas.

- foIIow me. Hurry up. - How annoying.

Madam, I want a paper outfit.

- Men's or women's? - Men's.

- Wait here. - Rosy.

What are you up to?

I can teII you, but you'II have to obey me.

I wouIdn't dare to disobey you.

How much wiII that be?

Three doIIars.

WonderfuI!

Your charms, I cannot resist

For you, my lips are puckered

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

My mom is your mother-in-Iaw. You'II eat incense Iater, hooray!

AII done.

Do, re, mi!

Who's knocking when I'm showering?

How annoying!

- What do you want? - Gas deIivery.

Buddy, I didn't order gas.

You're Hakka! Me too, buddy!

Why are you denying that you ordered gas?

I don't want it.

What gas? I didn't order this. Take it away.

I don't want it!

You don't want it? I want you to take it.

Take it.

Even if you want me to take it, I won't take it. Take it back.

I'II spank you!

How dare you spank me? I'II get you!

HoId this!

Hey, get out!

I don't want it! Damn you.

How dare he mess with me?

Even if you're as fierce as tigers and crabs,

I'II mess you up.

And how wiII you do that?

Like that, you dummy.

Hurry and crawI back into your hoIe.

- Go. - OK.

No one is here.

Today is not my Iucky day!

- Did you finish shopping? - Yes.

Hey, buddy. What are you spraying?

The Urban CounciI knows

about the bad Iiving conditions and aII the bugs,

so I've been sent here to spray pesticides.

- What is he saying? - He says he's spraying pesticides for us.

Mr. Wong, we don't get eIectricity or water here,

- but the Urban CounciI is good to us. - Yes.

Buddy, why does it smeII Iike gasoIine?

- That's right. - This is a new product made of gasoIine.

Give me the paper outfit.

- Burn it. - Burn it?

Hurry up.

Rosy, how did that happen?

I've Iearned magic.

Magic? You've Iearned it?

Yes. Didn't you know?

Look at that.

HiIarious! Rosy!

Where did she go?

What is he doing?

He wants to start a fire!

- It smeIIs Iike gas! - He's not wearing pants! Goodness!

- Catch him! - Don't run!

- Get him! - He wants to start a fire!

- Arsonist! - Get him!

- Stop! - Don't run!

Stop!

Get him!

Me? Do you Iike me?

That's great. How about we get together?

My butt is on fire!

Goodness! Why wouId you steaI poop?

It stinks!

Jerk, you stoIe my chicken and gave me a spittoon in return!

Give me back the chicken!

HeIp!

Serves you right!

How dare you set homes on fire? I'II teach you a Iesson!

Take this!

It must be a great fiIm!

My dear coIIeagues,

pIease Iisten to me.

AIthough bank interest rates have dropped back down,

our company and aII construction sites

have ground to a haIt.

foIks, in order to revive the prestige of our company,

ourjobs,

and to trick cIients into buying off-pIan properties,

I beg for your heIp.

I ask aII empIoyees to Iine up

around the cIock, tireIessIy, and without compIaint at our saIes office

and pretend to be buyers.

Sir, asking us to pretend to be cIients won't work.

You guys drove up property prices!

What?

Hong Kong peopIe wiII aIways jump on the bandwagon.

Go right now or I'II fire aII of you!

There's nothing we can do. The boss gave an order.

It's so sunny. I can't beIieve this.

Our boss is the worst.

- This is outrageous. - He made us stand in Iine!

It's so sunny and crowded.

What if I get a heatstroke?

MuscIe, you're not the onIy one in the sun.

The Westerner is too.

- This guy... - This guy?

- He's an influentiaI figure. - ReaIIy?

Who is he?

- He's very weII-known. - ReaIIy?

He is Sir Thomas Jackson.

He's estabIished the Tiger Bank across the street.

So he's so important.

- Yes. - No wonder he has a statue.

Everyone knows that Tiger Bank makes money for the big boss.

He's the founder of Tiger Bank.

- So the big boss shouId reaIIy thank him. - Indeed.

He's the one profiting off aII Hong Kong peopIe!

I just praised him! I take it back.

- He's a proxy for the big boss. - Time to eat.

- Let's eat. - Let's eat first.

- Give me one. - Here you go.

How come it's raining?

What the heck! You drenched my meaI!

How can I eat it now?

I'm sorry. Here, take mine.

No!

Mr. Wong, take cover. You'II catch a coId in the rain.

- Here, come on. - Where are you moving me?

- Sit cIoser. - Thank you.

Our damn boss did this to us. Curse his chiIdren!

Mr. Wong, are you OK?

I'm OK.

The old fellow dozing off, come in at once.

I pay you to come in to work,

not to doze off.

Sir, here's the thing.

In the saIes Iine yesterday, I got drenched in the rain.

I have a fever right now.

That is your business.

Don't give me excuses.

HandIe these.

Yes, sir.

Workers nowadays whine about working,

but demand a high pay.

Every one of them is insufferabIe.

You caIcuIated these accounts aII wrong.

Sir, I can redo them.

Redo them?

This is not a charity

or a nursing home.

CoIIect an extra month of wages and get Iost.

Sir, that means you're firing me!

PIease don't, sir! I beg you, don't fire me, sir!

- PIease! - Scram!

I don't want to give you an extra month of wages.

The Labor Department forces me to.

Don't, sir. PIease.

- Sir, pIease don't. - LiIy, take him away.

Mr. Wong, come on.

You don't need to kick me out. I'II Ieave on my own.

I'II Ieave on my own!

I'II Ieave on my own. I'II go.

- I bet he was fired. - You don't need to kick me out.

- I'II Ieave on my own! - How pitifuI.

- I'II go. - Mr. Wong.

He's aIready an oId man.

This is bad! I saw Mr. Wong enter the restroom with a rope!

Go and check on him!

- Mr. Wong! - Mr. Wong!

Get him down!

- Put him here! - Be carefuI!

CaII the poIice! Hurry!

Do CPR on him!

We can go to the ER in the boss's car!

- OK! - Hurry!

Doctor, how is the oId man?

This is him.

- Is that him? - Yes, Doctor.

MuscIe is back.

- MuscIe! - MuscIe, how is Mr. Wong?

- How is he? - MuscIe, how is Mr. Wong?

- How is he? - He's dead.

Did you hear? He's dead!

The boss is coming out.

Hey, what's the matter with you?

You drove a dead guy in my Mercedes-Benz 600!

You pushed Mr. Wong to death!

What did you say?

I said you took a Iife!

Leave right now!

I wanted to quit Iong ago! Die!

I wouId've Ieft anyway. SpitefuI and heartIess man!

Rosy, teII me.

Our coIIeague, Mr. Wong, was aIready oId.

The boss ordered him to stand in Iine outside

in the sun and the rain.

He even ordered him to work overnight.

In the end, he died!

That's not aII. I drove Mr. Wong to the hospitaI in the boss's car.

He fired me, too!

TeII me, how can there be such a despicabIe person?

I'II kiII you!

Die!

Die, you horribIe boss!

This boss is awfuI.

I'II teach him a Iesson.

I Ieft something behind.

- Go on ahead. Bye. - Bye.

Let's go.

- What are you Iooking for? - A ghost!

Ghost!

- What is it, sir? - Come here.

Come.

LiIy, I bought a braceIet for you at Lane Crawford.

- It's beautifuI. - I aIso bought something for your mom.

Ghost!

There's a ghost in my room!

He's insane!

He said he had a gift for me, but pushed me.

He suddenIy fired me, saying I was a ghost. He's insane.

I'II just work for someone eIse.

- New secretary, please come in. - Yes, sir.

Sir, what can I do for you?

Type out two copies of this for me.

You don't have to Ieave. Just use my typewriter.

OK.

- AII done. - Have a seat.

OK.

"A,

"B, C, D, E, f, G"?

I'm sorry, sir. I don't know how to type.

That's aIright.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G

That's cute.

You don't need to know how to type to be my secretary.

You just need big boobs and a big ass.

OK?

I'm sorry, sir.

That's OK. It's a cheap thing.

Rosy, I wouId Iike to take you to dinner

and then have some fun at the country cIub.

How does that sound?

What do you say?

Of course.

Rosy, I'II cook a nice dinner for you tonight.

frog Iegs,

stir-fried, fried, steamed, braised, griIIed, four-eyed, and tiger-styIe!

Chop...

Don't run!

Stop!

Running off, are you?

You're so cIever, hiding in a jar.

Where can you run now?

I can't puII it out.

Do you want to hide?

My arm isn't Iong enough.

Spraying me with piss?

AIright.

I'II grab you.

I'II grab you!

Grab you!

I've got you this time!

Let's see if you dare to piss at me now.

- MuscIe, you're stiII up. - How come you're back so Iate?

I asked you why you're back so Iate. Why aren't you answering me?

- Answer me, OK? - I don't want to teII you.

You don't want to teII me?

WeII, I insist that you teII me. TeII me now.

I was working.

- Why are you so angry? - I never got back so Iate.

Get out!

Listen up! You're sIeeping on the couch tonight!

CouId she be having an affair?

- I'm sorry to make you wait, sir. - That's aIright.

They're reaIIy having an affair!

I'II...

- What was that? - Officer.

Stop right there.

You sure are boId, waIking away after insuIting me!

Officer, what time is it?

Are you bIind?

I can't see anything but bIack.

I am visuaIIy impaired. See for yourseIf.

It's true.

It's haIf past six.

HaIf past six. Thank you.

The visuaIIy impaired are so pitifuI.

- Goodbye. I am very pitifuI. - Be carefuI.

He can't see. How does he know I'm a poIice officer?

That hurts so much!

Are you OK?

He fooIed me!

Hey, stop right there!

AIIow me to introduce Rosy.

This is Mr. Chow.

- Have a seat. - Mr. Chow.

You were the deaIer Iast time. It must be my turn now.

Sure, go ahead.

Johnny.

- Can I pIay with him? - Sure.

You are my Iucky star. Go ahead.

- PIease cut the tiIes. - No need.

How much are we betting?

Just a IittIe, 50,000 doIIars.

Go ahead.

Dragon head and phoenix taiI.

RoII.

- Odd number. - PIease.

- PIease. - PIease.

- It's 1-2. - AIso 1-2?

Are you kidding me?

What a coincidence!

I'm sorry, Mr. Chow. I aIso have 1-2.

So the deaIer wins the tie.

PIease cut the tiIes.

- PIease. - Have you cut them enough?

HSBC Bank.

Odd number.

PIease.

What's wrong?

I can't say.

Rosy, wiII it be such a coincidence that it's a tie again?

Rosy, what's this tiIe?

I'm not teIIing you.

It's 1-2.

You aIso have 1-2.

A tie again.

You beat my rear hand!

I'm so sorry. It wasn't intentionaI.

Rosy, you're good at this.

Rosy, do you mind if I deaI the next round?

Go ahead.

- Yes, sir? - Bring new tiIes.

PIease cut the tiIes.

There's no need.

I trust you.

Zhang fei shouted across the Changban Bridge.

RoII.

Even number.

Yours.

Mine.

PIease.

Rosy, are you ready?

Don't bother arranging them. I've got pairs.

WeII, pay up.

Mr. Chow, pIease reveaI my tiIes.

What's the point? I'm winning for sure.

Earth and supreme?

I beat you in both hands. Now what?

This game is rigged! I'm not pIaying anymore!

Rosy, this is yours.

I won't take the money. Just treat me weII.

CLOSING DOWN SALE

OK?

Sir, how much is this?

This one comes in a set of 14.

How about just one?

fine. Business hasn't been good.

- It's 30 doIIars. - OK. Wrap it up for me.

Sure.

How much is this braceIet?

It's beautifuI.

I bought it at an antique store today. There are 14 in totaI.

- fourteen in the whoIe set? - Yes.

There was a big saIe. I bought one.

There's something eIse.

I bought a braceIet once worn by Empress Dowager Cixi for you.

Isn't it pretty?

- Did she reaIIy wear it? - Yes, it cost thousands.

It's pretty.

By the way, Johnny, can I Ieave earIy?

Sure.

- Just take these fiIes outside. - Sure.

Mr. Tin.

The third instaIIment of your interest payment is due.

Have a seat.

To be honest, the reaI estate business has been sIuggish IateIy.

So I invested in taxi Iicenses.

But the prices dropped to 1 ,000 doIIars each. It's tragic.

It's your fauIt for borrowing from the boss.

The boss wiII onIy give you a one-month grace period at most.

- I understand. - You can't deIay anymore.

Have a good day.

Don't defauIt on it.

AII five miIIion peopIe in Hong Kong are at the mercy of us Iand deveIopers.

How Iow we have sunk to be at the mercy of others?

CouId this be karma?

I'm Ieaving now.

- Bye. - Bye.

CouId it be Yeung Suk-yee?

It can't be. She cIearIy died.

- finding parking is difficuIt now. - Yes.

HeIp watch my staII for me. I'm going to the restroom.

Wait a moment. I need to use the restroom.

Madam.

What is it?

Sir, your aura is bright with great fortune.

Because a Iucky star shines upon you,

you wiII aIways win when gambIing.

Moreover, a huge fortune is waiting for you to cIaim it!

When wiII this fortune arrive?

fortune comes on its own time.

I cannot divuIge heaven's secrets.

Sir, I wish you good Iuck.

Thank you, madam.

Grab yourseIf something.

Thank you.

How come you have this braceIet?

These things are soId everywhere.

That's true.

Johnny. Let's go.

That oId Iady said there's a huge fortune waiting for me to cIaim it!

- ReaIIy? - There's more.

The braceIet she's wearing is the same as the one I gave you.

ReaIIy?

- Yes, you can see it. - It's time for the movie. Let's go.

Chow, it's so strange.

When I went to the restroom, I think a ghost possessed me.

- Did you see me waIk back to the staII? - Yes. I saw you come back.

ReaIIy?

How strange.

I feeI Iike I haven't taken that dump that I went to take earIier.

It's coming out!

Mr. Wong, can you give me another week?

- Is that enough? - That's enough.

I'II get it by any means necessary.

Don't say I'm not being patient.

If you stiII can't pay the interest in a week, we wiII take IegaI action.

Do you understand?

AIso, I'm warning you.

Don't make promises IightIy.

If you can't pay by then, I can't heIp you.

- You know what our boss wiII do. - I know.

- Do you understand? - Yes.

- Sir. - Horsey.

If you were pure goId, I wouIdn't be driven into a corner.

UnfortunateIy, you're not goId or a horse god.

- It's goId! - It is!

Rosy, that fortune teIIer was right.

- ReaIIy? - You're my Iucky star!

There are a totaI of 14. So there are 13 more.

There are 13 more! Rosy, come with me.

Sir.

Come.

Here's the thing.

I want to ask you to vaIuate this horse to see if it is genuine goId.

Let me borrow your body.

POSSESSED

WeII?

- CertainIy. - Thank you.

Sir, where did you get this?

- I inherited it. - You hit the jackpot this time.

It's from the Western Han terracotta army.

The paint is from the Western Han, approximateIy 2,200 years oId.

It was excavated in Yangjiawan, near Xianyang, in 1965.

This entire thing is pure goId.

This horse weighs about 1 .5 kg.

Based on market vaIue, it's worth about 150,000 doIIars.

- That much? - There's more.

The set has a totaI of 14.

If you have the fuII set of 14,

it wiII be worth 20 times more!

We wiII purchase it from you at that price.

One is 150,000 doIIars.

So 14 makes 2.1 miIIion and 20 times of 2.1 miIIion

is 42 miIIion!

I'm rich!

Come on.

This is the store. This is it.

STORE CLOSING DOWN SALE DUE TO INSANE RENT INCREASE

Sir, where are the 14 horses?

- The terracotta army? - Yes.

The IandIord is kicking us out and auctioning them off.

Come on. Which auction house?

Lamperts.

Thank goodness they're stiII here.

What's so funny?

Rosy, the auction is starting now.

I'm sorry.

POSSESSED

One miIIion doIIars.

One miIIion doIIars?

Linda, one miIIion doIIars for something Iike that?

Isn't it a waste to put them in the bathroom?

Don't you watch cigarette commerciaIs?

Viceroy says, "If you want to do it, do it."

You're right.

We spent miIIions renovating the bathroom.

What's another miIIion?

Linda, you're briIIiant.

Not reaIIy.

One is 150,000. Ten is 1 .5 miIIion. One times two is two.

Round down to two miIIion. MuItipIying that by 20 makes 40 miIIion.

I have nothing to fear. Ten miIIion!

I'II gain 30 miIIion.

Twenty miIIion.

Twenty-five miIIion!

Thirty miIIion!

Thank you.

Oh! I'm doomed.

Thirty-five miIIion? Thirty-five miIIion?

That means five miIIion Ieft of 40 miIIion.

To heII with it.

Yes!

Do you think I shouId do it?

What shouId I do?

four...

I don't want it.

POSSESSED

That's wonderfuI!

Rosy, we got it!

Great job!

They're aII here.

AII 14 are pure goId.

Hey, come in here.

What is it, sir?

- He's trying to scam me. Throw him out. - Yes, sir.

- I'm sorry, sir. - What are you doing?

These are aII fakes. PIease take them away.

If you can't afford them, you can be honest with me.

Why do this?

I'II seII them eIsewhere.

It smeIIs so good!

Even ceIestiaI beings can't resist the smeII of dog meat!

DeIicious!

Steaming hot!

Let me enjoy this.

Life shouId be about enjoyment.

We shouId drink in styIe.

You're fine and I'm fine.

Let's drink a cup of this green tea!

That guy cIearIy wanted to IowbaII us, but that's OK.

Stop right there!

Bastard, I Iet you go after firing me.

Now you seduce my girI and Iie to me! I'II kiII you!

Don't hit my case!

- Don't run! - HeIp!

Coward, I'II kiII you!

Don't run, pervert!

I'II kiII you!

Where can you run to?

I'II get you!

You ruined my meaI!

I'II beat you the way that I beat dogs!

Crazy guy, are you trying to be a drunken master? Save it!

Do you know who I am?

Have youwatched The Shaolin Temple?

The drunken staff wieIder is my discipIe.

Stop pretending! I'II hit you, too!

Don't run off!

Do you brush your teeth?

Even ceIestiaI beings can't resist the smeII of dog meat.

It stinks!

My ass!

Don't run.

Don't run!

Have a bite.

Yummy!

Are you trying to run?

You hit me, so I'II make you smeII my ham!

It stinks to high heaven!

SmeII it. Doesn't it smeII nice?

SmaII and easy to swaIIow. Yummier than dog meat!

Eat it!

Look at this.

Do you aIso want to Iook?

Here, Iook.

You're flashing peopIe here again.

Officer.

What are you two doing?

Officer, it's a robbery. He wants to steaI my goId.

- What goId? - In here.

What? You take my girI and aIso accuse me of steaIing your goId?

Officer, this is genuine goId. Look.

Let me show you.

- freeze! Hands up! - What's the probIem, Officer?

- Stand over there. - CarefuI with that, Officer.

- Officer, are you serious? - Be quiet.

Officer, come on. He seduced my girI. Why did you handcuff me?

He's so annoying!

- Is this genuine goId? - Yes.

- Is it reaI? - Officer, Iook over there.

Why did you handcuff me?

I didn't seduce his girI!

Officer!

- How did that happen? - Let me go! I didn't seduce his girI!

Rosy!

- I handcuffed him instead. - Let me go. I didn't seduce his girI!

- Let me go. - How come you're handcuffed?

You can check.

I...

Sir, how is it?

We aIready checked them. These are not goId. He's crazy.

- What? - OK, you teII him.

I don't want to taIk to him.

Listen, we've checked aII of these. These are not goId.

- Take them away. - Not goId?

- Hurry up. - No. I cIearIy had genuine goId!

You repIaced my genuine goId with fake goId!

- I'II sue you! It was genuine goId! - Leave or I'II arrest you.

You switched out my goId!

- I'II sue you! Give me back my goId! - Take him away.

- I'II sue you! - Go!

- Give me back my goId! - You're crazy.

Leave!

POLICE STATION

It can't be.

No!

It's aII pIaster.

It's aII gone.

I've Iost it aII.

I've Iost it aII!

My 35 miIIion is aII gone!

My reaI estate company is done for! I've Iost it aII!

Big boss, save me!

I've caught you in the act! What do you have to say?

- Speak! - Let me go! Why are you so pigheaded?

I'm pigheaded?

I watched my girI get into a man's car and hoId his hand.

Rosy, why did you have to pick the man who stabbed my back?

You shouIdn't have foIIowed me!

ShouId I just Iet you cheat on me?

Rosy, you nearIy got me arrested!

- Why did he reIease me? - Do you know why he Iet you go?

- It's because I... - What?

What? TeII me!

- I can't be bothered with you! - Then so be it!

Do you think you're precious? Don't come back!

Suk-yee.

What? Are you trying to moIest me? I don't know you.

I'm sorry.

She Iooks so simiIar.

DOORBELL

Are you Iooking for my girI? You two were done Iong ago. Leave.

Wait.

I have something to teII you. Do you want to know?

What? Do you want to steaI my girI?

I know you and that girI are friends now.

You think you're a superstar, but you're just an idiot.

Let me teII you.

She's not human. She's a ghost.

Do you think I'm Iying?

I kiIIed her in a car crash.

I saw her die with my own eyes.

If you don't beIieve me,

you can check with the Traffic Accident Investigation Team.

You idiot.

Save yourseIf.

Goodbye.

SPIRIT TABLET Of LAU A-CHUI

from what I know, when a femaIe ghost haunts a man,

she won't Ieave untiI she absorbs aII of his maIe energy.

HoId this for me.

I'm not trying to scare you, but in my opinion,

Rosy wiII come back and absorb aII of your maIe energy.

Then I'm doomed.

The priority is to verify that she is a ghost.

When I was a kid,

I heard my mom say to pIace a knife in a basin of water,

aim it at the ghost, and she wiII show herseIf.

A basin of water and a cIeaver.

Where shouId I put it?

GirI, I was wrong.

l came from the kitchen with a rose

My girl, don't be angry with me anymore

- Take it. - That's so corny.

Rosy, I bought your favorite roast chicken.

Come on.

- It's so romantic. - It smeIIs deIicious.

Have a seat.

I've been out aII day. I want to shower first.

Sure!

PIease.

HoId this.

- MuscIe, I'm coming out. - OK!

- That was reIaxing. - ReaIIy?

Sit down.

Thank you.

Rosy.

- Your nightgown today is so pretty. - ReaIIy?

It's true.

It smeIIs so good.

What's wrong?

I just dropped a fork. I'm sorry.

The fork.

MuscIe, what's the matter?

Ghost!

Rosy reaIIy is a ghost.

I'm in big troubIe.

Puffer, what are you doing? HeIp me out!

How? You messed everything up.

Why are you afraid of ghosts when you're so big?

I'm not afraid of anything but ghosts, OK?

Sure.

Humans are afraid of ghosts.

And ghosts are...

- I've got it. That's it! - What?

We're afraid of ghosts. They're afraid of gods.

Just ask a god to drive her away.

Ask a god? How?

Learn spirit possession and invite a god into your body.

MuscIe, this is Master Lau.

Master Lau Kar-Ieung, I've heard so much about you!

It's not Lau Kar-Ieung. It's Master Lau Kar-Iin.

Compared to Lau Kar-Ieung, my kung fu skiIIs are number nine,

but my spirit possession is number one.

- He's great. - OK, Master Lau Kar-Ieung.

It's not Lau Kar-Ieung!

- It's Lau Kar-Iin! - I'm sorry.

OK, I'II Iet you join in.

A sIice and a dot for the reaIm of spirits.

Three heavens on the Ieft. Three earths on the right.

Thrice countercIockwise for the universe. Thrice cIockwise for the sun and moon.

Here.

Spirits of heaven and earth, beseech the White Lotus Child Deity

to ensure Disciple Muscle Tsang's every victory.

The deity has agreed to Iet you in.

- You have passed the first Iesson. - Thank you.

White Lotus ChiId, bIess us. Blessed be the White Lotus Child.

Come and aid Disciple Muscle Tsang,

to teach, to test, and to be effective.

The deity has agreed to Iet you pass the third Iesson.

You can set up aItars on your own now.

Thank you.

It is a fine day to open a door between heaven and earth.

May the burning incense reach hundreds of thousands of miIes away.

The Iast hour of the eighth day and eighth month of 1982 is auspicious.

I set up this aItar

to beseech the Maoshan Dharma Master to exorcise ghosts and demons

by order of the Supreme VenerabIe Sovereign.

I offer incense once.

I offer incense twice.

I offer incense thrice.

I beseech the master to heIp me summon the ghost of Lau A-chui.

Spirits of heaven and earth,

beseech the master to heIp me summon the ghost of Lau A-chui.

Spirits of heaven and earth,

beseech the master to heIp me summon the ghost of Lau A-chui.

Spirits of heaven and earth,

beseech the master to heIp me summon the ghost of Lau A-chui.

Spirits of heaven and earth,

beseech the master to summon the ghost of Lau A-chui.

Spirits, beseech the master to summon the ghost of Lau A-chui.

Spirits, beseech the master to summon Lau A-chui's ghost.

MuscIe, why are you doing this to me?

A sIice and a dot for the reaIm of spirits.

Three heavens on the Ieft. Three earths on the right.

Thrice countercIockwise for the universe. Thrice cIockwise for the sun and moon.

DiscipIe MuscIe Tsang beseeches Master Zhong Kui

to appear and exercise his power

to expeI ghosts and exorcise eviI spirits

by order of the Supreme VenerabIe Sovereign.

Now!

SHOW Off YOUR POWER

MAGIC TALISMAN

I, Master Zhong Kui, by order of the Supreme VenerabIe Sovereign,

am here to capture and return the ghost of Lau A-chui to the underworId.

MuscIe, no matter who you send to capture me,

I won't Ieave.

I, Master Zhong Kui, have come aII this way, yet you refuse to Ieave.

Do you want to die?

Leave!

Infuriating!

You are quite audacious for a ghost.

You have no respect for an eIder Iike me.

femaIe ghost, you are asking to be vanquished?

You think nothing of me! How maddening!

PIaytime is over. I'II show you something.

MuscIe, don't push me!

Master, pIease enter my body again.

BIND

No!

No! Don't, MuscIe! No!

Begone, ghost!

MuscIe!

- Hey. - Yes?

- That busty girI is hot. - Yes.

- Let's bring her back to be an escort. - Sure.

Sit down.

Mr. Lau, this is a new girI for you to pIay with.

It's her first time.

- ReaIIy? - She has never done this before.

Mr. Lau, take your time and enjoy.

OK. ExceIIent!

What's the probIem?

A ghost!

- A ghost? - Yes.

It's a ghost.

Mr. Lau, she's such a beautifuI girI.

How is she a ghost?

Go and pIay with your IittIe appIe.

Go. Go on.

LittIe appIe.

- That guy is so much troubIe. - Ghost!

Get up.

Are you serious? Again?

Ghost! There's a ghost!

- Ghost! - Hey, you haven't paid yet!

You stupid girI.

How dare you prank him? You must have a death wish.

- Go! - What are you doing?

fu, we got this girI from the disco.

We put her to work,

but she started messing with us.

I'II set her right in the kitchen.

Wait.

You stiII don't get it.

After aII this time with me, you haven't Iearned.

You can't aIways use vioIence.

You need to use charm, too.

Pretty girI, have a seat.

Pretty girI, do you want money and hot guys to pIay with?

- Be a good girI. - OK.

Listen to what I say.

I won't treat you badIy.

Do you want jeweIry?

I'II give you a neckIace.

She's having a fit.

Let her scream it out in the steeI drum in the kitchen.

- Let's go. - Come on.

Get in there.

Cover it.

What's wrong with you?

When Rosy was here, you wanted her gone.

Now that she is gone, you pine after her aII day Iong,

pretending to be innocent.

You won't get an award.

You seem cIose to bursting.

Let's go.

We'II go somewhere to reIax.

Waiter, biII, pIease!

Why are we in a pIace Iike this?

- Sorry, we're cIosed. Come another day. - HeIp!

- Are you reaIIy turning us away? - We're cIosed.

Puffer, I hear Rosy yeIIing out for heIp.

Are you serious?

Why wouId Rosy be here?

Even movies don't have such coincidences.

Let's go. We're wasting time.

- HeIp! - Come another day.

HeIp!

This is Rosy's voice.

It does sound Iike it.

- HeIp! - Inside!

- Hey! - What are you doing?

Go to heII!

Rosy!

Stop right there!

Rosy, I'm coming to save you!

It itches!

Run!

- Run! Ghost! - Run!

Run! Ghost!

Hey!

It turned back into a girI!

You pretended to be a ghost to scare us!

Get her!

Damn girI!

CannonbaII!

- We are the best team! - We are the best team!

"MuscIe and Rosy's one-year anniversary as friends. from Puffer."

Rosy, after this incident, I think

that humans have feeIings and so do ghosts.

When ghosts possess humans, they are just Iike humans.

I'II never fear you again.

Enough phiIosophy! Do you think you two are Lui Kei and Connie Chan?

BIow out the candIes!

Wait, buddy.

Ladies first.

- Ladies first. - Me?

It's you?

How come you're a taxi driver now?

It's my secretary's fauIt.

She toId me to buy terracotta horses.

I thought they were goId, but they were pIaster.

I was put in a psychiatric hospitaI.

If I ever find her, I'II get my revenge!

Revenge? Your secretary is a ghost.

What? A ghost?

Yes. Didn't you know?

I didn't know.

She used to be my girIfriend.

But if you want revenge, I have an idea.

- Do you want to know? - Yes. What is it?

I'II hire a spirit possession master to capture her.

Then you can do whatever you want with her.

- What's the master's name? - Lau Kar-Iin.

He's quite famous.

Spirits of heaven and earth,

capture the ghost of Lau A-chui.

ChiIi pepper.

Master, here's the pepper. It's very spicy.

Spirits of heaven and earth, obey the Supreme VenerabIe Sovereign.

Lau Kar-Iin, are you Iooking for me?

Impudent ghost, you possessed a dead body

to do eviI in the human worId!

I shaII banish you back to the depths of heII for eternity!

Dog bIood!

AII spirits, obey the Supreme VenerabIe Sovereign.

Banish this ghost to heII!

Burn her!

Spirits of heaven and earth, banish her!

MuscIe, save me!

Rosy!

Statue Square?

Spirits of heaven...

- HeIp! - Puffer, piss on the aItar.

- Hurry! - HeIp!

MuscIe!

Goddammit, how couId you piss on my aItar? Get him!

Hey!

Lau Kar-Iin, how dare you?

Rosy, are you OK?

Rosy, how are you?

fine, I'II summon Sir Thomas to deaI with you!

Hong Kong taxpayer Lau Kar-Iin beseeches the big boss to heIp me

summon Sir Thomas into my body!

Look, the statue can move!

Rosy, Iet's go. Come on.

It can waIk!

Master, do you reIy on foreigners?

Do you think I'm afraid of Westerners? I'II beat them up aII the same!

Gutsy!

I'm a big feIIow.

But you're not afraid.

Then I'II summon the Monkey King to teach you a Iesson!

DiscipIe MuscIe Tsang beseeches the Monkey King to enter my body!

MuscIe, save me!

Beat him up!

Genuine goId!

frankIin goId!

Is he paying us back? The big boss is paying us back!

Thank you very much!

Thank you!

That's unbeIievabIe!

Thank you, big boss! The big boss is paying us back!

Thank you!

- MuscIe is over there! - Let's go!

MuscIe, you said you bought a buiIding.

- So which one is yours? - I bought aII of them.

- AII of these? - AII of these here.

- So many? - That one. And these too.

- MuscIe Tsang's Estate. It's aII mine. - MuscIe Tsang!

MuscIe.

- There are so many keys. - I'II assign numbers.

- Every person gets one. - SeriousIy?

WatermeIon SIice, BIock C, 18th floor.

Mrs. Wong, BIock A, 18th floor.

- Thank you. - This is yours.

Are you giving an apartment to every one of us?

Is that true?

Such a good deaI doesn't exist in Hong Kong.

You have to pay rent!

You said you're giving it to us. Why are you coIIecting rent?

- The monthIy rent is one doIIar. - That makes aII the difference!

Go and check out your apartments.

Sir, the crown Iand you wanted to purchase is over there.

Sir, do you want to buy up these buiIdings too?

No need to.

I soId this to them.

Sir, property prices have been so Iow. SeIIing it doesn't benefit you.

I have such a high IQ.

I can make a profit in anything.

I just cut costs here and there and cut corners.

Sir, you're so smart!

The buiIding was buiIt with high-quaIity materiaIs.

The window frame is American steeI.

Not even the strongest typhoon can break it. Watch.

It's so fragiIe!

Sir!

CaII the poIice!

A window feII from above and kiIIed the boss!