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- Have any homework this weekend?
- A little.
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Why don't you
get started on it tonight.
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But it's only Friday.
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I know, but if you do it tonight,
you won't worry.
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I'm not worried.
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Hey. What are you guys up to tonight?
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- Jake's gonna do his homework.
- Why?
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It's only Friday.
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Let me tell you something
about Charlie.
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He was a lousy student. He always
put off doing his homework...
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...and his grades reflected it.
- Seems like he's doing okay now.
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- Go get your books.
- I left my books at Mom's.
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- Fine. I'll have her bring them over.
- Okay. They're in my bag.
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Go get them.
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Okay. Well, don't wait up.
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- Pretty confident, huh?
- Yeah.
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Thus, the "don't wait up."
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Didn't you meet this girl
a couple of days ago?
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Yup. So tonight's the night.
You know, the three-day rule.
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That's the three-date rule.
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Three dates? That's crazy talk.
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All right. If you bring her
back here, please be discreet.
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Don't worry.
First night's always at her place.
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- Is that another rule?
- No. It's just a common courtesy.
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A woman's more relaxed and
comfortable in her own surroundings.
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Plus, the minute she falls asleep,
I can hit the bricks.
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That's lovely. It's a shame
you don't work for Hallmark.
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Yeah, I'll bet those guys
get laid like crazy.
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- Goodnight, buddy.
- Night.
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What happened
to my chicken nuggets?
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What are you talking about?
You ate them.
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Now, stop procrastinating
and do your homework.
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What does procrastinating mean?
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It means putting off stuff
that you have to do.
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- Can you use it in a sentence?
- I just did.
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Oh, yeah.
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Did I tell you a bug
flew in my ear today?
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Charlie?
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- You asleep?
- What? No.
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No. You?
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Listen, I have to
get up early tomorrow, so...
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- You want me to leave?
- Do you mind?
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No, I'm cool either way:
Stay or go.
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Okay.
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So I'm going?
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Thanks, you're a doll.
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You know, I actually prefer
waking up in my own bed.
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Personal little quirk.
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- You don't mind, right?
- Not at all.
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Good.
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So this worked out well
for all concerned, huh?
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It was fantastic.
We'll have to do it again.
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Absolutely.
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- But not tonight?
- No.
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- Okay. Well, I'll call you.
- It's probably easier if I call you.
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Sure. Either way.
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- I call you, you call me.
- I'll call you.
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Good.
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- So I guess I'll just let myself out.
- Okay.
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Sherri, you asleep?
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Finally.
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- How was school this week?
- Okay.
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- Any homework for the weekend?
- Nope.
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- Really?
- Okay, yes.
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Do we have to go through this
every Friday?
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I'd rather we didn't.
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Curly fries.
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When I was your age,
we didn't even have curly fries.
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We had to make do
with straight or crinkle cut.
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- What?
- I'm just trying to distract you...
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...while I steal your fries.
- Hey.
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Jake, don't be selfish.
Let him have one.
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So no date tonight?
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I thought
I'd just hang with you guys.
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- What about that girl you're seeing?
- Sherri? I'm playing that slow.
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Really? Do you mean
at a leisurely pace...
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...or as if you were
developmentally challenged?
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Oh, aren't you clever? Bite me.
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Alan, most beautiful women
are used to guys...
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...chasing after them. They expect it.
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Squeeze a little more ketchup on it,
would you, buddy?
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However, if you hang back
and stay cool...
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...the women come to you.
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Well, not to you specifically,
but you get the theory.
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Yeah, I'm not stupid.
Just physically repellent...
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...and inherently unlovable.
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Don't get snippy with me.
I'm trying to teach you something.
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Hey, I agreed to one.
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If you're finished with dinner,
get started on homework.
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I'm still hungry. He ate all my fries.
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You can have ice cream
when you've done your homework.
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Isn't that procrastinating?
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Go.
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Man, that kid guards his plate
like a one-armed inmate, doesn't he?
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Hello? Oh, hey, Sherri.
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How's it going?
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Tonight? No, I'm sorry, I can't.
I've already got plans.
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How about tomorrow night?
Oh, you've got plans.
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Okay. Well, Sunday?
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Monday?
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What about Tuesday?
You know what?
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I'm looking at the wrong month
in my date book. Tonight works.
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How about I pick you up at 8?
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Okay, I'll meet you at 7.
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How about Antonio's?
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The Oak Room it is.
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See you soon.
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- What just happened?
- You were playing it slow.
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- Everything okay?
- No, perfect, Stephan. Thanks.
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Always good to see you.
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I liked it too.
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So you must be a regular here.
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Yeah. Food's good
and I bring a lot of clients.
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Speaking of which,
it's getting kind of late.
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- I've got an early meeting tomorrow.
- I'll get the check.
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I already took care of it.
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- When?
- You were in the little boys' room.
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- That's not right.
- It's fine. I asked you out. No big deal.
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No, you shouldn't call it
"the little boys' room."
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- Sorry.
- You're forgiven.
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So we can just go.
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If it's okay,
I wanna go back to my place.
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Oh, great. I'll follow you.
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I don't think so, Charlie.
I'm kind of tired.
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Okay. Well, how about this?
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I'll drive you home, carry you upstairs,
tuck you into bed...
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...kiss you good night, and just
as you're drifting off to sleep...
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...I will lick your body
from head to toe.
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Lovely as that sounds,
I'm gonna have to take a rain check.
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Okay. Yeah, I guess
it is getting kind of late.
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- It's almost 9.
- Thanks for understanding.
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- Sure. Hey, we're okay, right?
- Yeah.
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- Did I say something to upset you?
- No.
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- Are you mad at me?
- No.
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- Promise?
- Yes.
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Do I sound like a big old girl?
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Why didn't you do this part?
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That's extra credit.
You don't have to do it.
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- Why don't you do it anyway?
- Because I don't have to.
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It shows that you're willing
to make an extra effort.
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But I'm not.
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- Do it anyway.
- Why?
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If you spent as much time
doing the work...
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...as you do arguing about it,
we'd be done.
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I am done. This is extra.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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You're home early.
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Alan, if you got something to say...
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...why don't you just
come out and say it?
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You're home early?
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Yeah, that's smart. Keep pushing me.
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- Did you see that?
- Yeah, he took my ice cream.
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Hey, neighbor.
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Hi, Rose.
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- Didn't you have dessert with Sherri?
- How did you know I was with Sherri?
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Oh, Charlie, you still don't get me,
do you?
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- So do you wanna talk about it?
- No.
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She probably just had
to get up early, like she said.
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Probably.
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Unless her real date
didn't start until later...
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...and she just didn't wanna eat alone.
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What?
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Oh, come on, Charlie.
Double-booking.
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You practically invented it.
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No, she wouldn't do that to me.
Why would she do that to me?
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Did she do that to me?
She did that to me, didn't she?
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- Excuse me?
- Sorry.
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I was just taking
a little selfish delight in your pain.
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The Germans call it "schadenfreude"...
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...but here in the U.S.A.,
we just go:
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- Thanks.
- Oh, Charlie...
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...you don't need a girl like that.
You could do so much better.
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You're right. I can.
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She doesn't call
when she says she will.
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She won't let me sleep over.
She's obviously seeing other guys.
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So why can't I get her
out of my head?
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Okay, that's not where I was going,
but let's review:
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She's gorgeous,
but she's also self-centered...
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...she's promiscuous,
she's commitment-phobic...
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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I'm dating myself.
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No wonder the sex is so good.
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Trust me. You'll feel better
having this done.
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- We'll have the weekend to have fun.
- What if we don't have fun?
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Then all this studying
will be for nothing.
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That's just a risk we'll have to take.
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Now, what year did Magellan
circumnavigate the globe?
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- It's not gonna be on the test.
- Maybe not.
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It wouldn't hurt
for you to know it.
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Why would I wanna know
something I don't have to?
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Because maybe you'll need
to know it in the future.
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Well, then, that's when I'll learn it.
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Why can't you just learn it now?
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There's only
so much space in my brain...
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...that if you put Magellan in there,
I might forget my locker combination.
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- Charlie, help me out here.
- What?
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Jake doesn't think he needs
to know anything about Magellan.
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What's Magellan?
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Okay, I'm out of here.
Won't be late.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
Bad news from the clinic?
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No. I'm just taking
Sherri out for a nice dinner...
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...after which I plan to
gently but firmly...
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...extricate myself
from the relationship.
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So she got bad news from the clinic?
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There's no bad news.
There's no clinic.
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- I'm just ending it.
- Why?
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Because she's a self-centered,
manipulative narcissist.
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So are you.
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Hello.
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He said "narcissist."
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It's not a dirty word.
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What does it mean?
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If you wanna know,
look it up in the dictionary.
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Okay.
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He's not coming back.
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- Thank you, Steven.
- It's "Stephan."
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Sure, it is.
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Listen, Sherri, we need to talk.
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- You're a terrific woman, but...
- You look so hot tonight.
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Really?
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- That was incredible.
- Yeah, it was, wasn't it?
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It's funny how things work out.
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An hour ago I wasn't
feeling too good about us.
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I gotta get up
early again tomorrow.
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So if you don't mind...
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There you go, Elvis.
Peanut butter and bananas.
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- My mom cuts it diagonally.
- Yeah?
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Well, that's the way
I learned to cut it in prison.
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Thank you?
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Alan, got a riddle for you:
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What's short, picky and only
supposed to be here on weekends?
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I'll give you a hint: it's your kid.
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I know. I know.
His mother decided...
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...she had to go to Palm Springs
to rejuvenate herself.
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Detox?
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No, a health spa.
Six hundred dollars a day...
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...for meditation and colonics.
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How in the hell do you meditate...
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...when someone's
squirting water up your business?
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I don't think they
happen simultaneously, Berta.
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That's good, because
it could be very distracting.
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I can't even pee
when the cat's watching me.
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Nobody answer the phone!
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Please, let it be her.
Please, please, please.
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No, wait.
Berta, you answer it.
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No, no, no! Let it ring.
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No, answer it.
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- Harper residence.
- I'm not here.
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- Yeah, he's here.
- Okay, I'm here.
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Jake, it's your mother!
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So how's it going down there?
You struck oil yet?
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Charlie, what is going on with you?
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- What?
- What do you mean, "what"?
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You're spending half your time
drinking and moping.
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The other half sleeping
and throwing up.
256
00:15:22,719 --> 00:15:24,971
You haven't been
out of the house all week.
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You want me
to go out like this in public?
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If you feel so strongly about this girl,
why don't you just call her?
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Yeah, sure, I could call her.
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I could also FedEx her my testicles
in a little silk bag.
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All the more reason to call first
and give her a heads-up.
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Alan, don't you understand?
This isn't about dating anymore.
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It's not even about sex.
It's about self-respect and pride.
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Yeah, well, I think
that ship has sailed, Charlie.
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See, the problem is
she doesn't need me.
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So I need to figure out
a way to show her...
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...that I don't need her just as much
as she doesn't need me.
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But without seeming needy.
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You see my dilemma?
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Actually, I think I do.
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You feel like I felt
when Judith kicked me out.
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00:16:19,901 --> 00:16:22,904
All right, if you're gonna mock me,
this conversation's over.
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- Who took my sandwich?
- Go do your homework.
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Unbelievable.
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- I'm glad you were free tonight.
- I'm glad I was home when you called.
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I would've called sooner,
but it's been a crazy week.
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It's okay. I understand.
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- Oh, Charlie, I want you.
- Are you sure?
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- Oh, yeah.
- How much?
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- Can't you tell?
- I wanna hear it.
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I need you. I ache for you.
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Okay, then.
283
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- What are you doing?
- I've gotta get home.
284
00:17:03,403 --> 00:17:05,154
I got an early meeting.
285
00:17:06,989 --> 00:17:09,575
- What?
- Beat you to it this time, didn't I?
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00:17:10,827 --> 00:17:14,122
What are you talk...? What kind
of game are you playing here?
287
00:17:14,288 --> 00:17:18,167
The same game you're playing,
only tonight, I win.
288
00:17:18,918 --> 00:17:20,795
Really? What is it that you're winning?
289
00:17:20,962 --> 00:17:24,590
Charlie, I'm lying here hungry for
your body and you're walking away.
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00:17:24,757 --> 00:17:27,635
So, what exactly is it
that you're winning?
291
00:17:32,890 --> 00:17:34,726
You know.
292
00:17:36,769 --> 00:17:38,688
- Get out.
- It's too late.
293
00:17:38,855 --> 00:17:41,524
You can't kick me out.
I already said I'm leaving.
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00:17:56,831 --> 00:17:58,791
Hey.
295
00:17:58,958 --> 00:18:02,086
- So how'd it go?
- Great.
296
00:18:02,253 --> 00:18:05,047
I took control.
I regained my self-respect.
297
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:07,425
I walked out of there
with my head held high.
298
00:18:07,592 --> 00:18:11,512
Good for you. Good for you.
So you're done beating yourself up?
299
00:18:12,472 --> 00:18:14,223
Not quite.
300
00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:25,918
Jake, wait till we get inside.
301
00:18:27,169 --> 00:18:30,255
I'm hungry.
Uncle Charlie's in there.
302
00:18:31,381 --> 00:18:32,883
I see your point.
303
00:18:33,050 --> 00:18:35,469
At the risk of asking
a foolish question...
304
00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,346
...you got any homework
this weekend?
305
00:18:37,513 --> 00:18:40,724
- Nope. Did it at school.
- Really?
306
00:18:40,891 --> 00:18:46,438
- Yup. Did it during detention.
- Jake, why did you have detention?
307
00:18:46,605 --> 00:18:48,899
Because I didn't
do my homework yesterday.
308
00:18:49,608 --> 00:18:52,444
So you did yesterday's homework
and today's homework?
309
00:18:52,611 --> 00:18:54,988
Yup. The extra-credit section
and everything.
310
00:18:55,155 --> 00:18:59,785
- Oh, great. I'll look it over.
- Okay, I didn't do it.
311
00:19:00,869 --> 00:19:04,414
- Jake, why do you keep lying?
- Because I thought you trusted me.
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00:19:06,792 --> 00:19:09,753
The detention part was true.
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00:19:12,881 --> 00:19:14,842
Hi, Charlie.
314
00:19:15,008 --> 00:19:17,678
Hey, Rose. What's going on?
315
00:19:17,845 --> 00:19:20,848
I just stopped by to say I'm sorry
things didn't work out...
316
00:19:21,014 --> 00:19:23,976
...with you and Sherri.
- Yeah. Thanks.
317
00:19:24,142 --> 00:19:27,062
And I'm sorry for my
schadenfreude the other day.
318
00:19:27,229 --> 00:19:30,649
I've been riddled with
"glaukenschtuken" ever since.
319
00:19:30,816 --> 00:19:33,569
- Glauken...?
- Schtuken.
320
00:19:33,735 --> 00:19:37,489
It means: " Feeling guilty
for having felt schadenfreude."
321
00:19:38,073 --> 00:19:40,117
- They've got a word for that?
- Not yet.
322
00:19:40,284 --> 00:19:43,245
But I'm hoping
"glaukenschtuken" catches on.
323
00:19:44,454 --> 00:19:46,832
I'll do my part.
324
00:19:47,749 --> 00:19:51,169
You know, something good
did come out of all this:
325
00:19:51,795 --> 00:19:53,797
Watching you obsess over Sherri...
326
00:19:53,964 --> 00:19:56,925
...really helped me understand
my obsession for you.
327
00:19:57,092 --> 00:20:01,054
I mean, you never return my calls.
You always see other women.
328
00:20:01,221 --> 00:20:03,390
You never knowingly
let me sleep over.
329
00:20:05,392 --> 00:20:09,062
And yet, I've never been able
to get you out of my head.
330
00:20:10,188 --> 00:20:12,149
- Interesting.
- Isn't it?
331
00:20:12,316 --> 00:20:17,154
But now that I understand it,
I feel somehow free of it.
332
00:20:17,571 --> 00:20:21,033
Well, that's great, Rose. It sounds
like a real healthy breakthrough.
333
00:20:21,199 --> 00:20:25,996
Yeah. And the best part is now
that the fog of obsession has lifted...
334
00:20:26,163 --> 00:20:30,792
...I can stop idealizing you,
and see you for who you really are.
335
00:20:31,960 --> 00:20:34,212
And who would that be?
336
00:20:34,379 --> 00:20:38,592
An emotionally scarred
and deeply flawed human being.
337
00:20:39,343 --> 00:20:42,262
Who will one day bless me...
338
00:20:42,429 --> 00:20:46,641
...with emotionally scarred
and deeply flawed children.
339
00:20:48,685 --> 00:20:50,062
Rose.
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00:20:51,313 --> 00:20:53,648
Just hold me.
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00:20:56,026 --> 00:20:59,529
I like the names Mike and Trudy.
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