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Isn't this better than going to a restaurant?

What's the matter? Don't you like the carnival?

Well, I did when I was about to kick your balls.

That's your problem, Julia. You got no sense of adventure.

I just don't see what the big attraction is.

That being turned upside down and hanging with the rainbow.

You talking about the rides or the sex life?

I never considered our sex life an amusement park, Joe.

You got that right.

Are you complaining about the way we make love?

No. Let's just have a good time, okay?

I'm trying to.

Let's get our fortunes pulled.

No way.

Uh -uh. This place is going to be cute.

Come on. It's just for laughs.

You go ahead.

I'm going to pay for that shit.

I'm going.

Okay, fine.

Coming?

Oh, go ahead. I'll wait.

I'll find out what our future is.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

shit. You scared me.

Where'd you come from?

May I help you?

Yeah, I'd like to have my fortune read.

I?

No. I do not have that gift.

Well, can somebody read it for me? Yes.

The madam, she will be right in.

But I will take your contribution now.

Sure.

She's a real psychic.

Trust me.

You'll be more than satisfied.

Have a seat.

I will return.

Black.

Make yourself comfortable?

How may I assist?

Well, that's my girlfriend, and I... She's real pretty, and we're in love,

we get along and everything.

And she's smart, but... You have problems with your love life.

Exactly.

I just... I'd like to see her just get a little hotter in the sack, you know?

If you have found true love with her, you should be more than satisfied.

Can we look in the future?

Let us look into the glass together and see what happens when the mist is clear.

Wow.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Thank you.

Oh.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Amen.

Amen.

Oh, yeah

All right.

Oh yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Ugh.

So what are you saying?

I believe that you're destined for each other.

I think you're saying what I want to hear.

I'm telling you what I see in the crystal.

Well, I don't believe it. I think you're a cheat.

This behavior is not in fashion.

You are offending the spirits.

It's because I don't like getting ripped off, all right?

Well, your money cannot be returned.

Yeah?

You're a cheat, and you're a thief.

Julia?

Julia!

Hey, try your luck, win a prize.

That's okay, I'm looking for a girl.

Hey, the first prize is this cute girl right here.

That's okay, she was sitting right over there, maybe you saw her.

I'll show you 100 people a day, buddy.

You mean, now you want to try your luck?

No, I gotta find her. First one's on me?

Ah, bingo, what'd I tell you? I knew I felt lucky about you.

Who's won first prize?

Here you go.

No, I can't carry around. I gotta find my girlfriend.

You don't know what you're missing.

Where's the circus?

Right over there.

Thanks. I mean, yeah, but you can do absolutely anything you want.

Come on.

Ugh.

Mwah.

Ooh.

um

Yeah.

Mmm.

The sexiest show on earth is proud to present the amazing Wanda and her

performing man.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the show.

My clown, he will be performing for you today.

And unfortunately, he did not clean the arena for you today.

Clown.

You will need to get the plumes and start cleaning. This is terrible. It's a

mess. We can't perform like this.

You think you're a funny man.

Tonight, don't use your hands. No hands.

As your punishment, you may no longer use your hands.

You figure it out.

No, no, no.

No feet. I don't want you using your feet either.

No hands. No feet.

No arms.

None of those. None of those.

Let's go. Come on. Clean. Clean. This is terrible.

Up. Up on the pedestal.

On the pedestal.

Take a bow for the audience.

Now that's taking a bow.

That's definitely taking a bow.

Like a clown.

Do you want that bird?

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

um um

Aww.

What are you doing?

It's fine.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

oh oh

No, no. No.

No.

No.

Hey, buddy.

Did you ever find that girl you were looking for?

No, I guess she left.

I guess she's pretty disappointed.

She did it wrong.

Is that this doll?

I guess you'll never really know how much you care about somebody until they

disappear.

Yeah, I'm gonna go look for it.

So anyways, uh, you enjoying the carnival?

It's different.

You guys a circus?

Yeah.

That's what I'm showing you. They do that every day?

Four times a day, five times on the weekends.

They must start out at a young age for that stuff.

If you think that's something, you can check out the female animals they have

over there at the menagerie.

Seriously? Oh, let me get one more.

Room.

Boom!

Bye.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

Ow! Ow!

No. No.

Oh my God!

balloons changed, and circus accents.

It's sometimes a very intense experience.

Oh, God, I can't say that again.

It was like... I don't know.

It was like I was dreaming.

Now you were just looking into the glass, sometimes the missed part to

warnings and secrets and fantasies within you, or in the future.

Me and my girl? What do you think?

I think that you're destined to be together.

Yes.

You weren't gone very long. What do you mean?

Well, you're only gone about five minutes.

Did you see the gypsy?

Yeah, but I'm sure glad to see you.

Really? I thought you were mad at me.

Oh, God, I never want to lose you. I don't want to lose you either, Joe.

Sorry for being such a bitch before.

Thanks for bringing me home.

Mm -hmm.

Yeah, it was an experience.

Say that again.

Joe, you said, I'd go anywhere with you.

Let's get out of here.

What do you think?

Another satisfied customer?

I don't know how you keep it up.

What do you mean?

It's magic.

Did you see the way that guy was staring at you?

I mean, I could hardly keep from laughing.

Well, everybody gets something out of it.

It's just what you put in, I guess.

Don't start believing your own bullshit.

What, you don't believe in magic?

The only magic I believe in?

With my magic wand and your magic box.

There's only one thing I can say to that remark.

What's that?

Abracadabra.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh, God. Here it comes. Do some more.

Yeah.