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♪ MTV.♪

♪ ♪

-I'm starving to death. -Well, help yourself.

We have this nice cheese--

No, don't touch it. We just made it nice.

-What? Hello. -[laughs] Hello.

-Do I need dentures? -[laughs]

Do I need my one tooth shaved down?

-Dad, you're making it-- -SCARLET: Just don't eat the cupcakes.

SYLVESTER: Wait a minute. What's that say?

It says, "We love Louis."

-"We love Louis." -Yeah.

Scarlet has a new boyfriend. His name is Louis.

I've been in a relationship with Louis

for the past ten months.

He is basically my other half.

And he is absolutely... perfect.

SISTINE: The first moment that I met Louis,

I absolutely fell in love with him.

SOPHIA: My favorite thing about him is he is so sweet.

-He's so kind. -He's really smart.

He's just like a nice, like, puppy dog.

-He's just the best. -Yeah!

Oh, my God.

They're perfectly in love.

I think they're going to get married.

-SCARLET: Let's get you home. -LOUIS: Let's do it.

JENNIFER: This is so exciting.

By the way, you should be very happy

-because... -Yeah.

...you will be not the only male in the house.

SYLVESTER: To say I'm overly protective

about my daughters is an understatement.

One question.

Where's he sleeping?

My room.

FRANK: I know that's not going to happen.

That's definitely not going to happen.

Dad, I'm 21.

I don't care if you're 91, it ain't happening.

-How about the pool? -SCARLET: The pool?

You want him to sleep outside?

I don't care if he hangs from that lamp.

I was going to investigate him

right down to his genealogy,

but I was warned.

Scarlet goes, "You chase all my boyfriends away.

This one has got to get a break."

This is my first time, like, properly here.

Oh, I took your L.A. virginity.

[laughter]

Louis is from London,

but for college, moved to the States.

And luckily he chose

the school I'm at. That's how we met.

LOUIS: Still confused on what do I say.

-Sly or Sylvester or sir? -Sly.

-Really? -Sir sounds too old

and he would feel weird.

Should really know this by now, shouldn't I?

You really should.

Louis has met my family before, one by one.

I did that strategically so I wouldn't scare him off.

Louis met my sisters in New York.

He's met my dad and mom.

He came to our Palm Beach house.

Sly, of course, had to give him that firm handshake,

give him a little bit of that side eye and ignored him.

SCARLET: I'm genuinely really nervous

doing the whole entire group

and putting him in the middle.

It's a lot. We're a lot.

SYLVESTER: So you're saying I should be nice to him?

Is that what you're saying?

JENNIFER: How about very nice?

I will torture you in your sleep if you're mean to him.

I will-- I will kick you in the face.

-Oh, my God. -SOPHIA: That was so...

-Are you kidding me? -So unnecessary.

What are you, Donkey Kong?

[video game music]

-Mom, stop! -Mom, stop!

[beeping]

-Oh! -That's a donkey kick.

[laughter]

Oh, boy, oh, boy.

♪ Talk to me, baby♪

♪ I'm going blind from this sweet, sweet craving, oh-oh♪

♪ Let's lose our minds and go crazy-crazy♪

♪ I-I-I-I-I♪

♪ ♪

♪ I-I-I-I-I.♪

-LOUIS: Home, sweet home. -JENNIFER: Woo-hoo!

You're here! You finally made it.

Oh, my God. Good to see you.

-Oh, my God. -I'm so happy you're here.

-We missed you. -My turn. Hi.

Oh, I'm so happy you made it in one piece.

I know, thank you so much for having me.

Are you kidding? It wouldn't be a party without Louis.

-[laughter] -Hey, there, girl.

JENNIFER: We'll take good care of you.

I've had to...

Which is real hard.

SCARLET: Ta-da!

Oh, my God, that is so kind of you guys.

JENNIFER: We have some cheers for you, Louis.

Oh, yeah.

JENNIFER: Oh-- Oh, God. Okay, ready?

-Oh, no, no, no. -I get a whole song?

Ready? Ready, Louis?

♪ Louis does touch down time♪

[all mumbling nonsense]

That makes no sense.

-[laughter] -That makes no...

I don't get how these people's brains work.

I think I might freshen up and then

-have a feast. -Have some cheese?

Okay, cool. It will--

-I'll get you some water. -SOPHIA: Mom, let him go.

SYLVESTER: You could take the cheese in the shower.

-Yeah? -SYLVESTER: Yeah. [laughs] -Please rinse off.

[sighs] All fingers crossed this goes well.

SISTINE: When I do a handstand, can you hold my legs up?

[laughter]

JENNIFER: What are they doing over there?

[laughter]

They're so weird. For crying out loud, you guys.

SYLVESTER: Guys, excuse me.

JENNIFER: Seriously.

SOPHIA: God, you asshole.

She said to hold her handstand,

then she kicked me-- [laughs]

SISTINE: Don't cry.

P.S., this is why you don't have a boyfriend.

-Why don't you guys take a lesson from Scarlet? -Grow up.

JENNIFER: We got to keep this one, since you two old maids--

-Stop calling us old maids just because... -You guys are old maids.

SISTINE: Mom, every day is like your ovaries are getting

-older by the day. -She wants us to get pregnant right now.

Yo, excuse me?

Look at you two, you're mid-20s.

SOPHIA: Mom, I'm trying.

JENNIFER: I want grandkids. And I'm afraid

they're going to get so used to living on their own,

they're not going to want kids or a relationship.

SOPHIA: My mom's little side comments about

the grandkids and getting married

and finding the one and why haven't I figured it out?

I'm not there and I'm not that girl right now.

Don't mention I want kids, grandkids in front of Louis.

It might scare him off. So let's just be cool about that.

That's you. No one else talks about kids.

You guys, he's literally 20 years old.

-Please don't mention that to him. -Ai-yi-yi.

These shoes are 25 years old.

-Jesus. -[laughter]

♪ ♪

SOPHIA: ♪ Where is everyone?♪

-Soph! -Yeah, what?

Louis is jetlagged, so I need entertainment.

That sucks. I'm sorry.

-SCARLET: I feel horrible. -No, I know.

That's always what happens, and it's just the worst. I'm like--

-Oh, hey. -SISTINE: Oh, hi.

-Hi. -You look so pretty.

-You look pretty. -I look a little greasy.

-But thank you. -No, it's okay. Is it dr... wet?

SISTINE: Yeah, I was in the pool with my clothes, it was a whole thing.

-Hi, squirt. -Hi.

-Oh, my God. -SOPHIA: Scarlet was just saying

Louis wasn't feeling well from his flight.

SISTINE: Well, that sucks. Know how much I love Louis.

SCARLET: He's literally my best friend.

SISTINE: No, you set the bar too high.

I remember when I was in my single phase

before I met Louis and I was going on dates

and I go, I want to go back to my ex.

I don't know what to do.

I'm like, I'm actually, I've been spending so much time

with myself to the point where I'm like, I've had enough,

-I've had enough me time. -I don't think you were single for that long, though.

-SOPHIA: You were literally not seeing-- -Literally two months.

You saw Louis walk across campus and you're like,

"What's your Instagram?"

I will fully acknowledge that I made the first move.

100%. I find good guys.

So I have to say, I'm kind of carrying the team right now.

-I've been a year single. -How long has it been for me?

Every time Mom calls me, she's like, "Hurry it up.

-I want grandbabies." -Don't even get me started.

She's looking at me, looking at Louis and Scarlet,

going like, "When's it your turn?" I'm like...

SCARLET: And then poor Louis is like, why?

We've been only together for nine months.

But honestly, it gets me kind of frustrated

because it's tough being the oldest.

I'm the first one that's technically

supposed to be the one that's married off first,

that has the kids first.

-It's a lot of pressure. -It freaks me out.

SISTINE: My mom says...

the same thing that she tells Sophia to me.

I just sort of ignore

the unnecessary pressure. I mean, yesterday,

my mom said that she's building a room for her grandbabies...

[crickets chirping]

...not for me.

I'm the only one that's in the relationship here.

All my friends have grandchildren.

You're putting the pressure on me now.

I can't be having children yet. I'm 20... 1. 21.

Wah. Wah.

There's no way. Forget it.

I think I have about nine more months

before the pressure starts to kick in for myself as well.

I love Mom, and I know she's going to be

the best grandmother, but I don't want

this pressure anymore. Her life was so different.

That's just not me. It's not the girl she raised.

She raised three of us really loud, very outspoken.

Career-wise, like, I'm writing a book.

We're creating the show. We're doing our podcast.

Like, there's other endeavors I want to pursue,

and I know that I'm going to keep growing

and growing and growing.

So, why do I have to look back on something negative

and see, like, me not having someone as something bad?

My mom knew exactly who she was at 19.

I think for me, the difference is

I want to grow fully into

the human that I am so confident in

before choosing someone in my life that would complement that.

And I think that's a fair thing to, you know, want.

This is the first time I'm hearing from you saying,

like, "I want to have a fun life

and I want to do my own thing because I-I'm young."

But I've never heard you say that, ever.

Do you think that it would be

-a good idea to talk to Mom about all this? -SOPHIA: No.

-No, no, no. -I feel like it would, Sophia.

-No, I-I'll-- -There's one thing about our family

is that we're bad at keeping secrets

and we can't hold our tongue.

I'm hesitant about talking to my mom

about the pressure that I feel from her

because I don't think she really can relate.

I mean, she met my dad when she was 19,

she got married at 29, had me at 28.

Like, we're in completely opposite places.

I just don't know if I can talk to someone

that doesn't understand me.

If it happens, it'll happen, but if not,

then I'm just not going to bring it up.

Leave me alone to read.

If you spent half the time reading

that you would finding a man, maybe this--

SOPHIA: This is what I'm talking about. Get out of here.

-[laughs] -I'm so over you two. Leave.

Leave, leave, leave, leave.

I don't want to talk about it anymore.

♪ ♪

SOPHIA: ♪ We're gonna play some pickleball♪

♪ Mom, look, it's ready for pickleball.♪

JENNIFER: All right, here we are.

-How are these guys, Sophia? -They look good.

What's so nice about moving to Florida is,

everything is new, and I want to do

different things I've never been able to do.

-Hey, Jennifer. -How are you? Nice to see you again.

-We appreciate so much for letting us use your court. -Any time.

JENNIFER: So I set up a pickleball lesson

with a trainer today for Sophia and I.

I don't know where she found this pickleball player,

but my mom found the best in L.A.

And we are gonna do it right. We're gonna look cute,

we're gonna play well.

This is a first for both of us.

Main rule of pickleball is, this kitchen,

this non-volley zone area that I'm standing in--

you can't take a ball out of the air with your feet inside here.

So you can't run up to the net and go smash?

-Exactly. -Got it.

Serves go cross court.

-Yeah. -And then we're good to go.

-You ready to play? -Got it. We're ready to play.

♪ And how about you?♪

I never do bad in the beginning of sports.

I'm always pretty competitive.

♪ I know what to do, I know what to do♪

♪ And how about you?♪

JENNIFER: Sophia.

[laughter]

Come on, Sophia, you got this one.

You got it. Go, girl. You got it.

There you go. You don't got it, you don't got it.

-Oh, God. -Get out of the kitchen.

-MATT: Go, go, go, go, go. -Yeah, Mom. Oh. Oh, oh.

♪ I learned to dance, I learned to fly...♪

[Jennifer screams, laughs]

Ah.

Come on, Mom, use your little arms.

JENNIFER: Shush.

Oh!

[laughs]

I have absolutely no game.

And my mom's frolicking like a deer throughout the court.

But honestly,

I'm addicted, I'm obsessed.

I've converted to the dark side.

Or I guess the good side, I don't know.

Is pickleball a good-- a dark side?

-That was so much fun. -Yeah, I could get into that.

I could. I mean, I would love to build a court.

-You know, in Palm Beach. That would be so much fun. -Yeah.

-That would be great. -One day,

when I'm a grandmother, we can get the grandchildren

-to take pickleball lessons. -Yeah.

So, actually I wanted to talk to you about something.

Feel like lately I've been more...

ner... I don't know,

I feel like you have this idea of exactly how

I would be at 25 to 26 to 27.

Especially since you keep bringing up the fact

that I'm single and have no relationship right now.

But I want to feel like I have more control

and not feel like I have to rush and be pressured into it.

Your jokes about where I am romantically-- it freaks me out

and it gets me really stressed out.

JENNIFER: Oh, my God, Sophia. I'm so sorry.

I didn't even realize.

I'm a little old school,

thinking you have to get married

early and have kids right away.

So I feel like Sophia, being the oldest,

I tend to put more pressure on her.

And I really feel that I should ease up

with her because it's ridiculous.

She has so much that she wants to accomplish.

And it's really important to have your own identity.

She can have a kid when she's 40. It doesn't matter.

I want it to be on her terms.

Not mine.

You attract really nice people.

-Aw, thanks. -Like, I've loved all your ex-boyfriends.

-[laughs] -You will meet your somebody.

Your life will be beautiful. I know it.

-Just, we got to be patient. -Yeah.

And I'm really sorry I added pressure.

Sometimes I'm, like, I'm ready for you

-to get married. -Oh, I know.

And have kids and everything, but I don't want you to rush it.

I think now is your time to really discover

who you are, what you want, and no compromise.

-Like, really find that right guy. -Yeah, it's scary, but...

No, it's not scary, it's fun. It's just like...

-It's fun and scary at the same time. -It is.

There's someone for everyone. You'll find him.

Having my mom say to me that

it's okay that you're on this path,

that everything doesn't need to happen all at once,

it's really amazing to see

the woman that you respect and you love

give you the confirmation that she...

also respects and loves

the decisions that you're making for yourself.

Even though I wouldn't say that was our best work,

I actually am excited. I want to go back to New York and...

[laughter]

♪ ♪

JENNIFER: All right, who's in the mood to play some cornhole?

[indistinct chatter, clamoring]

-I'm really good. -I'm on Sophia's team.

I'm on Sophia's team.

Oh! There you go.

I love when our family is all together,

so I just wanted to have some good times

with everyone.

Having dinners, laughing, joking, making fun of each other

like we always did every single weekend

before I leave L.A. for good.

I'm very happy for you. This is a delicious

-hunk of Switzerland. -[laughs] Hunk of Switzerland?

I'm proud of you. I'm proud of my girl.

I'm gonna call you that for the rest of my life.

-You are like white chocolate. -White chocolate.

Cheers to sisters, best friends.

Longtime friendships. Lots of hair colors.

-[laughs] -SCARLET: Okay, my turn.

This game is not for us 'cause we're super competitive.

I'm gonna kick your ass, give me it.

SYLVESTER: I think you need to move that back about 20 feet.

Make it interesting.

Now you're talking. Now you're talking.

-Woman first. -SCARLET [groans]: 30 bucks.

Yeah, yeah. Cheater.

-[groans] -SYLVESTER: Wah, wah, wah.

-LOUIS: You have to get it in the hole. -Okay. Yeah.

Thank you, Louis. That was really great advice.

-Try to hit Louis. -Go.

-Aim for Louis. -Aim for Louis. Oh! No!

So what's that? Is that one point?

She got one point, she got one point.

Let me tell you how this works, Louis.

You get zero.

-I get zero? -You get zero.

[laughter]

SCARLET: Oh, no, no, no!

Watch, he'll fucking nail it.

Miss! Miss! Miss! Miss!

ALL: Oh!

That fucking throw was nuts.

-Louis won, Louis won. -No Louis won. It's a tie.

Good-looking kid.

This is very frustrating.

He's polite and nice and charming.

It's just too good.

Louis, when's your birthday, son?

-15th of February. -SOPHIA: He's an Aquarius.

-Aquarius. -Yeah, I'm impressed that you know this stuff.

-Well, our mother did. -Okay.

LOUIS: Scarlet got me into... star signs.

-I had no idea what they were beforehand. -SOPHIA: I love Aquariuses.

SISTINE: If you want to

really get deep into astrology, ask Sly.

Scarlet was on the cusp of a sign.

He told Jennifer to keep her in so she would be a Gemini.

That is true.

SISTINE: Like, that's how much he believes it.

You want to talk to someone,

talk to him. He's obsessed.

-LOUIS: What are you, Aquarius? -FRANK: I'm a Leo.

LOUIS: Is that a good one?

-SOPHIA: No. -Yeah.

-Their mother's a Leo. -She says no.

SYLVESTER: You're waiting for the runner to stumble,

make a mistake.

Please give me a reason

to... go ballistic.

I know the way guys do things when they're young.

When they come over here, everyone's

on their good behavior, but you may have

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.

I don't want my daughter's heart to ever be broken.

And I want to know that Scarlet

is well taken care of, because

being a man, I don't trust other men.

When Scarlet first met Louis, they were in an Uber together.

-The Uber driver only spoke Spanish. -SCARLET: Okay, no, no, no.

You're saying the story wrong. Basically,

on our first date, I lied about everything.

LOUIS: She tells me she's fluent in Spanish

in a city where, like...

-JENNIFER: Everybody speaks Spanish. -Spanish.

-First time we get an Uber... -This is so bad.

...he starts speaking to me in Spanish.

And I'm like, "No, I don't speak Spanish,

"but my girlfriend does.

Scarlet, Scarlet, do you mind, like, helping out?"

And she's like, "Hola."

SCARLET: I think I was very nervous.

He's from a different country.

He's offering so many things on the table.

I was like, "Yeah, I do a lot of stuff, too, you know? Um..."

And then I just put everything out there.

-She did not hold back. -It was the dream girl that I wanted to be.

[laughter]

JENNIFER: Let's go have some burgers.

Everybody come in here.

Come on.

Do you want to sit here, Sly, on the end? Here?

-SYLVESTER: Yeah. -Okay.

So, I want to thank you guys all for coming today.

We love having everybody.

You guys are our family, our friends.

As you know, you've probably seen our house is up for sale.

And I grew up here. I was born and raised here.

So this is a big thing for me to leave.

But it's especially hard because everyone here is

my life. You are my soul.

You're my everything. I've done everything with you guys.

Trisha, I'm gonna have to get a house for you and...

Trisha, you're gonna have to move to Florida.

So, Trisha and I

have been through thick and thin together, hell and back.

Not having parents pretty much our whole lives.

We have been each other's everything.

It's gonna be very hard.

I thought, oh, this is gonna be so easy,

just to, like, pack up everything

and have a new adventure.

But, you know, it's hard to, to say goodbye.

Our home in Florida will always be open for everyone here.

If you decided to stay for a year, it'd make me so happy.

Like, anything you want, anytime.

SISTINE: She means it.

-I mean it. -Maybe a week.

Make it three days, okay?

♪ Sit up and pay attention♪

♪ A part of a new dimension...♪

Can you catch one in your mouth?

Okay, one... No, go this way.

-[barking like a seal] -[laughs]

Oh, that was good!

That was good.

We got it now. We got it now.

I'm giving you small grapes.

[screaming]

I got it!

Oh!

SISTINE: ♪ The greatest trick shot♪

♪ Of our life.♪

-Hi, Dad. -Hey there, stranger.

What is that? Is that a spray paint bottle?

No, this thing here is for your grip.

And when I can't think of something to write,

I just do that to fill up space.

Let's talk about Louis.

-[scoffs] Okay. -So, you seem to be

really infatuated with this guy,

which is, he's very nice.

-This guy, yeah. -Yeah, guy, he's very pleasant.

I just hate to see you get your heart broken.

Just want to make sure that he maintains

this kind of relationship with you

where you're just happy and it doesn't get complicated.

Life is tough enough without making it worse.

-Yeah, I know. -It's almost...

-But you, you like him. -I do like him.

You see us, you see our dynamic.

And he just fits in so well with all of us.

He's so kind and loving and so generous.

-You guys getting along? -So well.

He is basically my other half.

And I'm so happy to have met him.

Well, that's good. I want the best for you.

SYLVESTER: I don't want to burst her bubble and go,

eh, I don't know if this is forever.

'Cause you're 20, 21 years old

and living in different parts of the world.

But Scarlet is very strong-willed,

to say the least.

Reminds me of someone named Sly, so...

if she tells me that he treats her

with incredible kindness and is very, very genuine,

that sets him apart.

Here's the key. If you're nice to my daughters,

I'll be nice to you.

If you're bad to my daughters,

I will kill you. It's simple.

-I don't want any broken hearts. -Broken hearts.

You know what I mean?

'Cause I'd have to break his heart.

-[chuckles] -No, no, no.

-Like, like do this. -Ooh, yeah, yeah, that's his heart.

Put the spray paint bottle down.

Thanks for being stupidly protective.

["Magic" by Pilot playing]

♪ Oh, ho, ho, it's magic♪

♪ You know.♪

Jennifer.

Jennifer, where are the eggs?

Oh, you mean these eggs right here?

♪ Never been awake♪

♪ Never seen a day break...♪

You got to see this to believe it.

-Your dad's making us breakfast. -Oh, no, no, no.

The last time I saw Sly cook,

it was before we had children.

We were just dating.

That's how long ago it was.

So it had to be at least 30-something years ago.

I love how much passion is going into this.

That's pretty pathetic, actually. Geez!

Watch out, watch out. He's going to burn you.

-♪ It's magic...♪ -I'm gonna show you the magic.

I'm gonna do something incredibly generous.

Make sure you get the flour on the sides, Dad.

SYLVESTER: How about I dump this on your head?

JENNIFER: I definitely think

Sly cooking breakfast

is to show Louis he likes him.

I'm very shocked about my dad.

I've never seen him get along with someone before.

It's like a weight has lifted off my chest.

Thank God that went well.

Louis, you're doing something right.

Oh, shit. Oh, no.

These look like a car hit them.

Was anyone hurt in this accident? Maybe.

SCARLET: Oh, my God. That actually reeks.

No one wants it. It looks bad. It's burning.

I quit.

I'll have some.

SYLVESTER: There's a smart man.

These are great.

Sure. Thanks, Pinocchio.

To see Louis actually eating the food that I cooked,

maybe the guy is not bad after all.

Or maybe he has a death wish. [laughs]

-How did you sleep last night, you guys? -Really well.

SOPHIA: She just talks in her sleep. Was she talking the whole time?

-Excuse me? -SCARLET: Sophia.

Shut up. Shut up.

You did not need to make that comment, thank you.

I don't want to know.

I'm taking my pancakes and blowing town.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

SCARLET: Sophia, really? Really?

I'm so excited to date again. That is my favorite pastime.

I want to feel sexy, get dressed up.

I got to get out there.

I want to find someone for you.

When was his last, like, relationship?

Lincoln was in the White House.

[laughter]

-Mary Todd. -Hi, Frankie.

♪ Come on now, roll with the crazy♪

♪ Dance like 1980♪

♪ Ooh, ooh♪

♪ Roll with the crazy♪

♪ Dance like 1980♪

♪ ♪

♪ Roll with me, baby♪

♪ You ain't gonna save me♪

♪ Ooh, ooh.♪

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