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♪ MTV.♪

♪ ♪

[meowing]

[sighs]

Really?

Now who's gonna brush me?

Dad is now the official cat brush person.

He's obsessed.

I am so happy to be

in our new home in Palm Beach.

-How beautiful does this feel? -SOPHIA: I love this place.

It's really fun

when we get to go to Palm beach

because it's the whole family together.

JENNIFER: Sly is home

for the weekend, and today

Scarlet is making her farewell lunch

before she goes back to college in Miami.

Yeah!

I'm excited to go back to college.

Can we make a pact

that you come home at least once a month?

I doubt I'm gonna be coming home, ever.

-[meows loudly] -Oh, boy.

-See, she understands. -[Jennifer laughs]

No catnip for you.

The distance between the house

and college is a good hour and a half.

Two hours on a good day.

[bell chimes]

[laughs]

-SCARLET: You leave tomorrow for set? -I do.

And I'm a little upset 'cause I'm not gonna be here.

-To move me in? -To help you move in.

-Yeah. -That's, like, a big deal.

It's okay. You know...

No, it's not okay, 'cause time is precious.

And so is that chicken. [chuckling]

SISTINE: Ooh, I got a good idea.

Let's make this the weirdest place setting.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I have a creative vision

for Scarlet's farewell lunch.

And I stuck with it.

Don't go in the other room.

-Why won't this stay on? -SISTINE: Keep going.

That's gnarly.

SYLVESTER: I happen to have this artificial heart.

It's from the last Ramboscene when I... [laughs]

did this job on my enemy there,

and I pulled out his heart.

Like, why not?

This will go here

'cause Scarlet has our heart.

I'm expecting the reaction to be...

heartless. [laughs]

SISTINE: Scarlet...

-table is set to the nines. -Oh, my God.

-SYLVESTER: Oh, no. Wow. -[Jennifer laughs]

JENNIFER: Wowza, wowza, wowza.

SYLVESTER: Are you hungry?

SCARLET: No, no, no. That's so unappetizing.

SOPHIA: Scarlet, you have our heart.

Oh...

I'm gonna miss you guys so much.

Martha Stewart would be so proud.

When I went to college, I never went to one party.

Not one. I had a couple of friends

and we used to hang out and feed the squirrels

-during the day. [chuckles] -That's your college experience?

This is horrible. This is the worst story ever.

I lost my appetite.

I know. Thanks.

I was not very scholastic, to say the least.

I had a .89 grade point average.

SOPHIA: You didn't have a one point something?

Not even one point.

But at the very end of the first year,

I had a 3.5.

-That's amazing. -There you go.

That's because we stole the exams.

-Oh. -Okay.

[Jennifer laughs]

SYLVESTER: It was on the fourth floor,

so there were some young mountain climbers

and I hired them,

so they climbed up the balconies,

took the exams, brought them to my room.

-SISTINE: okay, that is wild. -That is wild.

You should write a movie about this.

No, it's just a normal day.

-[whoops] -[barks]

Well, I'm so excited to go to college.

JENNIFER: Oh, great.

-SOPHIA: Oh. -Come On.

-Now his face has to... -[overlapping chatter]

SCARLET: Yeah!

♪ Talk to me, baby♪

♪ I'm going blind from this sweet, sweet cravin'♪

♪ Whoa-oh♪

♪ Let's lose our minds and go crazy, crazy♪

♪ I-I-I-I-I♪

♪ I-I-I-I-I.♪

♪ ♪

JENNIFER: This is your first apartment.

-This is-- -SCARLET: I know.

This is, like, big time.

-SCARLET: This is a big deal. -This is a big deal.

SCARLET: I'm going into sophomore year of college,

having my own apartment in Miami.

You're gonna have so much fun.

You're gonna see all your old friends.

All your old schoolmates are gonna be back.

SCARLET: I'm so excited to see my friends again,

go to classes.

I'm especially excited to see Joe.

SOPHIA AND SISTINE: Whoa!

SCARLET: Joe and I are best friends.

We met in our freshman dorms.

We used to date, but...

we lived across country this summer, and...

it didn't work out.

♪ ♪

Having my own space made me kind of realize

that I need to say to him

that I want to seriously get in a relationship going forward.

[laughs]

I miss him. [laughs]

[whimpers]

Winnie, what's wrong?

Winnie is so excited for me to leave.

You're gonna be my only friend.

Your sister's going away. She's leaving me.

Makes me so sad.

SCARLET: You make me feel so bad.

JENNIFER: No, I am excited for you. I'm just...

You know, it's hard when your last kid leaves the nest.

I keep thinking of

memories we have

all together as a family.

You have a good day at school,

and I'll see you when you get home.

[screams]

JENNIFER: How old are you today? Five.

Happy birthday.

Not being together, 24/7

is heartbreaking to me.

I don't want you to move, baby love.

♪ ♪

SISTINE: [whoops] I'm so nervous.

SCARLET: I'm nervous. I don't know why.

-Other one? -All right. All right.

-Off to a good start. -Scarlet...

-What? -Scarlet. -I can't get in.

-There it goes. -No, I can't.

Pull it in and then do it.

[cheering]

SCARLET: Whoa.

-My goodness. -JENNIFER: This is so nice.

-Mom. -JENNIFER: Yeah?

Mattress is here.

-All right, Scarlet, test it. -Yeah!

SISTINE: Oh, it's bouncy. Oh!

SCARLET: All right, I'm done. Move done.

JENNIFER: Okay, so what I need you guys to do--

-What? -I'm gonna be in charge here.

-SCARLET: No. -[puffs] Yes.

-[chuckles] -JENNIFER: Go downstairs

and start bringing up the 300 pounds of

clothing we shipped.

SISTINE: We've done this song and dance

moving in so many times

that I think everyone actually understands

their assigned roles.

Jennifer is going to be the leader.

JENNIFER: We're gonna make this a home in, like, literally an hour.

SISTINE: She better love me for cleaning this toilet.

I like to wipe down surfaces.

It really calms me down.

-Mom, there's a pube in here! -JENNIFER: Oh, God, Sistine.

[Sistine groans]

-[grunts] -[clattering inside box]

-Sorry. -Sophia, don't throw it.

-I'm sorry, I... -I have crystals in there.

I was trying to lay it on top of it.

SISTINE: Sophia--

she kind of just complains,

but she's good at...

breaking down boxes.

Ow!

Fuck, Sophia.

Oh, my God.

I think my knee just went in and out and popped.

And Scarlet actually does nothing.

She will disappear as we are moving her stuff in

and we'll have no idea where she is.

JENNIFER: All right, guys, let's finish up here.

Yeah, I'm gonna look for more hangers.

♪ ♪

By the time she gets back,

it's magically all put together.

JENNIFER: Okay, baby.

-Be safe. Okay? I don't like byes. -Okay.

This is I'll see you in a few days, okay?

-SCARLET: Oh. -Group hug.

-Bye, guys. -We're missing our little bean.

No, it can't be the three musketeers as before.

I love you, girls. I love you, guys.

-Thank you so much. -We're so lucky to have each other.

It means so much to me that you guys were here.

Living in my new apartment, I'm excited,

but I'm also really sad because

I'm gonna miss my family so much.

-We'll take care of her. -SCARLET: Please do.

-Bye-bye. -Bye. Love you.

-JENNIFER: Bye, Scarlet. -Bye, guys.

[door closes]

-Why did you start crying? -Why did you start crying?

Because it's so hard. She's-she's all alone.

She doesn't even have a chair to sit on.

-She'll be fine. -I'm just leaving her with a mattress on the floor.

-She doesn't have-- -Stop crying, please.

-Mom, she's okay. -[chuckling]

My favorite thing in the whole world

is being a mom. I mean,

I know Scarlet.

Once she's out on her own,

she's not coming home.

She's my baby

and, uh, I'm gonna miss her.

She's gonna be okay.

You did good. You did good.

♪ ♪

[line ringing]

-SCARLET: Hello? -Hey, young lady. Guess who?

Oh, hi.

-[laughs] Hi. -Hi.

-How are you? -Hi. I'm great.

I just want to talk with you.

-Do you have any-- -Oh, um...

Do you have a little time?

Um, I really-- [laughs] Sorry, one sec.

Um, no, I'm kind of rushing out right now

-Okay. -to go out. Um, just to meet some friends up.

SYLVESTER: One of the most frustrating things in the world

for a parent, I think, is when you call your child,

they're too busy to talk to you.

They're somewhere else. They're--

They've fallen off the planet. You don't know.

And it drives me crazy because I tried to instill that

in Scarlet from the beginning and, obviously, it bounced off.

SCARLET: I'll talk to you later?

All right. You got a date.

-I love you. -We'll take a rain--

I love you, too. Take a rain check.

-Bye now. -All right. Bye.

You're getting nothing for Christmas.

[chuckles]

SCARLET: Are you excited?

I want to try alligator.

-We're not trying alligator. -Why?

No, I've been eating too many exotic foods.

That's disgusting.

I am so nervous

to go to the Everglades.

Oh, my God.

Joe thought it would be a good idea.

He's always coming up with

really crazy, fun ideas.

Here, I brought you some glasses.

There you go.

Oh, he's ready to roll. [laughs]

As much as I want to say

that I want a relationship,

I don't know what to say.

JOE: Yeah, buddy.

SCARLET: So I'm just gonna try flirting

and see what happens.

This is kind of romantic.

-This is. -[laughs]

♪ ♪

I said, let's go to dinner, but he goes "No.

-We're got to go crocodile..." -Dinner's so boring.

♪ Sun-soaked sinners trying not to get caught♪

♪ What's the use in being what I'm not?♪

-GUIDE: Oh, do you see how big he is, you see his tail? -JOE: Yeah.

-SCARLET: You can't pet it? -GUIDE: Yeah, go ahead, pet it.

[laughing]

-What do they eat? -JOE: Stallones.

You're like an appetizer for them.

I got more meat in my bones than you do.

Okay. Good.

See this, man?

A warrior.

♪ If the stars don't fade over Paradise Island♪

Bye!

♪ If we do or die trying♪

♪ Honestly♪

♪ I want to give you every little part of me♪

♪ And if the tide comes back and takes me with it♪

♪ I hope you know♪

♪ It's not love if you can't let go.♪

I saw a beautiful, giant manatee yesterday.

-He was gorgeous. -Why didn't you adopt it?

-We can bring it inside. -I couldn't even work

because he kept poking his head up.

I have only seen a manatee one time.

Let's sit out.

-So... -What's up?

I was thinking about Scarlet.

My greatest joy in life is being a mom

and her being the last to move out,

it's really, really... [sighs]

...difficult for me,

And I-and I'm having a really hard time.

I just, I just have to figure out

-who I am now, because... -SOPHIA: Mm-hmm. -Yeah.

-...I don't really know what I even like to do -SOPHIA: That is true.

because all I like to do is be your mom.

For me, being an empty-nester now,

this is a real tricky time in my life.

It's the first time I've had to really look deep into

my heart and figure out what I like doing.

I don't know, I'm just thinking about

doing some, you know, something for me now.

'Cause I've never... I never played golf or played tennis

or deep sea fishing.

I don't know. I don't even know what I like.

-I don't even know. Maybe-- -where did that even come from?

Well, I'm on the water, so...

SOPHIA: You are obsessed with big fish.

What if I just bought you a game of Go Fish and we start there?

-No, I'm not doing that, Sistine. -Okay.

I want to try it 'cause I love going on boats

and I think it would be really fun.

-Does that mean we have to go? -Of course. [laughing]

I won't do the actual fishing, but I'm down to,

like, go on the boat.

I'll definitely buy you a little floaty.

[laughing]

What year is it?

♪ ♪

-MAN: Cut. -MAN 2: Cut!

Wouldn't that be something? And...

-Oh, especially. It's in L.A. -Yeah.

Probably Santa-Santa Clarita.

No, we're not.

See you later.

I thoughtTulsa King would be not hard at all.

But it's been six months in Oklahoma.

I don't want to be away anymore.

Feel as though I've missed so much,

such as Scarlet moving out.

That hurts.

Without Scarlet, it's a void.

She is impossible to...

replace.

♪ ♪

JENNIFER: Hi.

-Hello! -SOPHIA: Hi.

Good morning, good morning. How are you, ladies?

-ALL: Good. -I'm Yali. Welcome aboard.

-Sistine. Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. -Sophia.

-Hello. -Welcome, welcome. Nice to meet you, Jennifer.

-Welcome aboard. -Thank you.

I'm coming out of my comfort zone.

I'm gonna do things that I've never done before.

So I'm going to take the girls fishing with me.

Who's catching the first fish?

-You. -I guess Mom.

-Youngest to oldest? -GUIDE: Why don't we do

rock, paper, scissor competition?

I'm choosing rock.

Sophia's like the one that doesn't want to fish,

and she might win.

-No. -GUIDE: Yes.

-[all laughing] -Yes.

GUIDE: Yes. That's right.

SISTINE: My God.

I've been saying to everyone, like, "She can go, she can go."

You won. Okay.

Even though I'm gonna have the worst time of my life,

I'm gonna do it for my mom

'cause that's gonna make her smile.

GUIDE: All right, that's good.

Our job is to keep you in the boat.

SISTINE: Oh, my God. How big are we talking?

-[thunder rumbles] -Biggest I've caught is 650.

-Pounds. -SISTINE: Six hundred and fifty?

-Six... -SISTINE: Pounds? -Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I swear to God, if you guys let go of me, I'll kill you.

-Well, you'll be dead, so-- -Oh.

[laughing]

All right. I'll get us dropped in.

GUIDE: This is gonna be interesting.

Oh, please don't say that.

We're like a little train. Choo-choo.

JENNIFER: Come on, fishy, fishy, fishy.

-Come on. -SOPHIA: Ay, ay, ay.

-This is hilarious. -SISTINE: What?

So you're backing her up

-and you're backing her up. -We're a train. -Yeah.

-That's great. -I'm the middle car,

Sophia is the engine, and she is the caboose.

So, these fish just kind of sleep at the bottom?

-There we go. Yeah, come forward! -[shrieking]

-Come forward. Come forward. Come forward.

-Go, Sophia! -No!

-GUIDE: Still there? -Come on, get through!

GUIDE: Look what you just caught. Look what you just caught.

Look at him. Look at him. Oh, my God!

[all screaming]

GUIDE: I told you. I told you!

SOPHIA: [whoops] What the hell?

All right, we're going in the water.

SOPHIA: Oh, my God!

-Come on. Sophi... -You okay, Sophia?

JENNIFER: Oh-- Oh, my God. Where's my camera?

Somebody gets some... Take-- Get some film.

We're going in the water.

MAN: We're gonna... in the water, right?

JENNIFER: That's insanity.

SISTINE: Yeah, Mama! [whoops]

Ready? Move here, Jennifer.

You got the tail right here.

[whooping]

Mom! [shouting]

You're a sweet sailor. [whooping]

-SOPHIA: Oh, my-- -SISTINE: Holy shit.

Breathe, breathe. I love it.

JENNIFER: I dove in and I was so excited

to be able to be in the middle of the ocean

with this giant fish.

I mean, it's never gonna happen again.

[chuckles] So I thought,

you know, live, live your best life.

Mom, I'm proud of you for getting in the water

'cause I was definitely not doing that

-after you touching it. -Yeah, this is--

-That's huge, by the way. -I... That was badass.

Sometimes when you're feeling not your best

-and you're a little bit down -Thank you.

you don't want to put yourself out there

-to do something fun like that.

-I had to. -You're the only one that did.

And you know what? It felt really good.

Just kind of like a metaphor in life,

you know, you just got to jump in.

And even when you're scared, you got to keep swimming.

Like, you can't give up.

I'm truly an empty-nester, but I'm ready

to go for it.

I'm really ready to live my best life

and have a lot of fun.

-We got to go inside. This is bad. -Holy cow!

We're getting inside, we're getting inside.

-[thunder crashes] -[screaming]

Oh, my God. We're getting struck by lightning.

This is so much fun!

JENNIFER: The gods are telling us...

SISTINE: They're like, "Get the fuck inside."

♪ ♪

[knocking]

-Oh... -[exclaims]

-Hello, sweetheart. -[laughing]: Hi.

[muffled chatter]

I'm so sorry I didn't-- I wasn't here when you moved in.

I would have liked to have seen it.

I missed my daughter,

so I decided to...

show up uninvited and see how things are going.

I was just saying I was doing Tulsa King

and I was feeling very guilt-ridden.

You don't have to feel bad. This is your job.

I do. No, I feel bad because

-I think it's important... -Yeah.

to really cherish these days.

You want to spend your time currency

where it matters, which is here.

-Yeah. -So show me around a little bit.

Okay. Um...

-Stove. -Stove.

Sink.

Um...

stole this from the house.

Stole that from the house.

And then we have my bedroom.

-I designed it myself. -Well, you definitely... It's a step up

from my college days, I'll tell you that.

-Do you have a place you hang out? -I have... Okay.

Do you know, um, acai bowls?

-Do you know what those are? -No.

It's a cool, hip, smoothie bowl.

It's delicious. Is it in the neighborhood?

-It's two steps away from this place. -Let's check it out.

It's so strange when you haven't seen

your children--

even if it's a couple of weeks, whatever--

they just seem to have changed.

You have to catch up a little bit.

And she looks taller, she looks brighter.

She looks more mature.

She's an adult. What happened?

-This is it. -You weren't even saying it properly.

-"A-sigh-uh." -No.

-"Akai." -[laughs]: "Akai?"

SYLVESTER: It's kind of mixed feelings

that I'm happy for.

Well, sort of happy.

Okay, how do you pronounce it?

-"A-sa-ee." -Acai.

-"Akai," aki-- "Acasee." -"A-sa-ee.

SYLVESTER: All I know, I was doingExpendables

in Brazil and everyone goes,

"Hey, this is wonder fruit called 'Akai.'"

-"Akai." -"A-sa-ee."

And the guy is giving me

a linguistic lesson.

I want to take him back

to Brazil and give him a lesson.

I was wondering, you were...

-Where-Where's... -dating that guy before, right?

Joe.

Joe, who you kept talking about.

-And you went-- -I'm, I--

You went chasing crocodiles with him, yes?

-Yes. -It's kind of a bonding moment.

-It is a bonding moment. -So...

Dad, no. We're not... No, no, no.

Stop. Stop, stop.

-I hit a n... I hit a nerve. -No. No.

MAN: Scar-Scarlet?

Thank you. Yay! [chuckles softly]

Women.

Oh, my-- This is beautiful.

So, tell me, are you going into a sorority or something?

I'm fully doing the college experience now.

Is that just an excuse to have a lot of parties?

♪ ♪

No.

I think that I'm a very social person

and I was always very independent.

You and mom would get so mad sometimes

'cause you would want me to stay home

or, like, be with everyone 24/7,

and just... that was Sophia and Sistine.

I just, I've always wanted just to go.

SYLVESTER: You know, you,

you philosophize, you say,

"Oh, God, I want the best for my children.

I want them to go out there and spread their wings, and..."

Maybe clip their wings.

I don't want them to leave. It's... it's hard.

But I'm very happy to see

Scarlet is well taken care of and

I think she's gonna do real well.

-Mwah. I love you. -I love you.

♪ ♪

-Sistine, I know you can do this. -[shrieking]

-MAN: It doesn't hurt. -Get it off, get it off!

My brother has a gig in Atlantic City.

Murphy's Law. Nothing ever works out.

WOMAN: When did the nosebleed start?

MAN: Your blood pressure is high right now.

You're not gonna sing well. Do you want me to fill in?

Are you fucking kidding me?

-Ladies and gentlemen... -[cheering]

♪ Come on, now, roll with the crazy♪

♪ Dance like 1980♪

♪ Roll with the crazy♪

♪ Dance like 1980♪

♪ Roll with me, baby♪

♪ You ain't gonna save me.♪

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