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Here's adventure!

Here's romance!

Here's O.

Henry's famous Robin Hood of the Old West...

The Cisco Kid!

Anybody here?

Sit down, put the sheet around your neck, start

latherin' your face, and I'll be right with you.

That's a funny kind of a barber shop where you gotta help

yourself.

Well, if you don't like it, you can get shaved someplace

else.

How far is the next barbershop from here?

Tucson, 160 miles from here.

Oh, I like it.

You know, barber, you sound just like a woman.

I am.

I just took this job as a hobby, on account of my hubby.

Yeah, I-- Lay still.

Yes, sir.I mean, yes, ma'am.

Why don't you let your husband be the barber, and you stay home

with your hobby?

Because he ran away from me, and I've hated him ever since.

Used to wear a mustache, now I hate mustaches.

Every time I see a man with one, I shave it off-that's my hobby.

Oh, now look what you've done.

I can't see a thing without my glasses.

Never mind the glasses.

I've been doing this so long, I can do it by instinct.

Uh-huh, a mustache.

Off it comes.

Well, you know, Mr. Jones, it's a pleasure to have

you with me.

You and the Cisco Kid have certainly been well recommended

to me, and at a time when I need help badly.

Sí, I know.

You've been having some holdups around here, eh?

Yes, if that gold shipment doesn't get through safely

tomorrow, this bank is in for some real trouble.

Don't worry about the gold shipments because Cisco and

Pancho is the best escorts you'll never hire in your whole

life.

Incidentally, where is the Cisco Kid?

He go away on the business, but I'm gonna meet him here in a

little while.

Well, I hope he's dependable.

Oh, dependable.

Talk about dependable-he's the most brave, the most honest,

and the most dependablest people you'll never see--

Fine, fine.

I'm mighty glad you two fellas are going to be working for me.

Okay, get ready, everything is set.

Do just as we planned it.

Let me know as soon as Cisco gets in.

I wanna meet him.

Hey, there comes Cisco now.

Stand aside, hombre, when you see the Cisco Kid coming.

(laughing) So, that is the way the

famous Cisco Kid acts?

All right, get moving, amigo.

I've seen enough.

The deal's off.

But I don't understand.

He-- (laughing)

Hey, Cisco.

Cisco, what's.what's the matter?

What's happened to you, Cisco?

That happens to be my business.

Cisco, that's a funny business you got a reason for,

Cisco.

I don't have to make any excuses, and I don't need you.

Great act, kid.

Worked like a charm.

I've been waitin' five long years for my revenge on the

Cisco Kid for having sent me to prison.

You and Langley sure worked it out perfect.

He was my cell mate, and we had a long time to plan it.

What an impersonation of the Cisco Kid.

Yeah, the whole town thinks you're him.

Well, I almost missed.

I hadn't planned on his pal Pancho playing a part.

Forget it.

The way you handled it makes it even better.

You oughta see his act, boys-does all kinds of voices

and getups-a one-man show.

Cisco Kid's good enough for me.

I can still feel it.

Now, boys, that makes it easy.

Tomorrow, as Cisco, Dave here holds up the gold wagon, then

Cisco takes the blame for it.

We get the gold, I get my revenge all at once.

With the help of you, boys.

Just make sure the real Cisco Kid is not in town then.

Pancho, you look like you lost your best friend.

I did.

I haven't seen you for three days, and already you're a

different man.

Not me, Cisco, you.

All to the sudden, you are a tough hombre.mean and obnoxious.

What?

Cisco, we do lots of these things together, and we all play

fair, but I'm ashamed the way you treat that poor,

little fellow.

You know, I don't know what you're talking about.

Cisco, don't lie to me, because me and Mr. Jones,

we see you.

Pancho, if I didn't know you so well, I'd think you're crazy.

Hey, maybe that's it, Cisco.

Maybe you got that sleeping thing they call "magnesia," and

you don't remember nothing, eh?

You can told me.

There's nothing to tell.

I haven't even been in town.

Cisco, how can you say that when me and Mr. Jones,

we see you there?

Come on, Pancho, we've got to clear this up.

I want to talk to Señor Jones.

I thought that Cisco Kid and Pancho were separated?

They are.

Yeah?

Take a look.

Langley, come here.

You'd better do something about that and quick.

Right away.

What do you want to see a doctor for, Pancho?

Mr. Sheriff, that ain't for me,

that's for Cisco.

You know I think he do all those wrong things because he don't

got no good remembers.

It's not that.

The Cisco Kid's just gone bad, that's all.

Then maybe I got a bad remember, huh?

No, it's just Cisco's made it clear he's tired of bein' the

good Samaritan, and now he wants to cash in on a little profit

for himself.

He--he told you that?

Not only me, but everybody in town.

I don't know.

My braims is all tangled up, and it can't be happening.

I know-I-I think I'll go see the doctor, anyhow, eh?

Cisco, don't you know me?

This is Pancho.

I know.

And for the last time I'm going to warn you to

keep away from me.

Wake up, Cisco.

What's the matter, you got this magnesia again?

I'm a lone wolf from now on and don't forget it.

But, Mr. Jones, you hired me to ride

guard on your shipment.

Now that I'm here you've changed your mind.

Why?

You're wasting your time and mine.

I've hired another escort for the gold shipment.

I would like an explanation to what is going on, señor.

One way or another I'll find out.

Do whatever you like.

You're not the man for me, and that's final.

You'll have to excuse me I have some work to do.

Hey, Loco, everything must come to an ending, huh?

Cisco and me, we going to different trails, but don't

worry, Loco, you and Pancho are going to stick together, hmm?

Come on, Pancho, we've got something to figure out.

I've got it figured up already.

Pancho!

Hey, Pancho!

Pancho!

There goes the end of that beautiful partnership.

Langley's timing was perfect.

You do your parts as well tomorrow, and we're sitting

pretty.

There he is.

And don't forget a dead Cisco Kid couldn't hold up a gold

shipment.

I'll take care of him.

Get the horses out of the way.

He got away.

That's not so good.

We'll have to carry out the plan anyway.

Here comes the buckboard.

Mask up, boys.

All right, señor, let us have the gold, and no one will get

hurt.

Come on, Cisco, let's go!

Did the driver see who did it?

Sure, he said it was the Cisco Kid.

They all wore masks, but he recognized Cisco's voice.

We better go have a talk with that driver.

All right.

I think we should organize a posse, Sheriff, and we--look!

Hey, Cisco, just a minute.

Hey, what is this, a welcoming party?

I only came here looking for Pancho and to tell you

something, Sheriff.

You just saved us the trouble of coming after ya.

You're under arrest.

For what?

I don't know what you're up to, Cisco, but it won't work You

couldn't expect to hold up that gold shipment and not be

recognized.

Me?

Has the whole town gone loco?

Why, since when is the Cisco Kid a bandit?

I haven't even seen what a gold shipment looks like.

You'll have a chance to prove that... if you have

anything to prove.

Now, come on, get down.

I think I'm beginning to see some light.

You're gonna have to see it from behind cell bars.

Let's go.

Get him out in back.

(knocking) Come in.

Oh, it's you, huh?

Oh, Pancho, am I glad to see you.

Well, I ain't glad to see you.

Pancho, what must I do to convince you that I need you,

huh?

You don't need me.

Of course, I do.

How can I believe you.

You could try.

You hungry?

No, Pancho, I'm not.

You know, I think I've got this whole thing figured out.

You want to hear about it?

No.

Good, then I'll tell you.

Now, when you saw me pushing that little fellow around,

that wasn't me-- that was somebody else.

You sure you ain't hungry?

That-- actor Langley, he's been

impersonating me.

Cisco, but I see and I talk to you.

Are you sure?

Did you see my face?

No, I didn't see your face, but I hear your voice.

Your back was to me the whole time.

That's it, it was Langley.

Langley.

Now I see.

He even fool me, but why, Cisco?

That's what we've got to find out.

I think Brady is in this thing, too.

I saw him in town before.

Brady, that's the hombre who say he was gonna get even with

you because you put him in jail, huh?

Pancho, it's a long chance to take, but I think it'll work

out.

I've got an idea.

I'll tell you as we ride.

Cisco, Cisco, you sure you ain't hungry?

No, Pancho, I'm not hungry.

Come on.

Well, I am.

You know, Sheriff, I don't like the Cisco no more than you do.

That doesn't help me get my hands on him.

Suppose I'm gonna told you where Cisco is?

If you do, let's go out and get him.

Because I don't want no trouble.

I don't want no bloodshed, and you just stay there and do what

I told you.

I'm listening, keep talking.

You get Brady and his men and bring them to the show and wait

there for me.

Why the show and why Brady?

Never mind that.

You bring Brady, and I'll bring Cisco, and you sit in the back,

and you don't say nothing.

All right, I'll do it, but it's against my better judgment.

Don't bring-- You come by yourself.

Ain't he cute?

He looks cuter than when he dresses like me.

You've been impersonating me, haven't you?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Now, get outta here, will ya?

I have a show to put on.

You'd better talk to me, amigo, and talk fast.

You're bluffing.

I have nothing to say.

Then I'll say it for you.

You've been impersonating me.

You're crazy.

What I said is true, isn't it?

Look, Cisco, the clothes-- just where Brady told

me I would find them.

Brady talked?

Yeah, how you think we know anything?

All right, everything you said is correct, but it was

Brady's idea to get revenge on you.

Who else was in this?

McNulty and Connors, Brady's men.

Bueno.

My suspicions were right.

It was a very clever trick.

Yeah, and when Brady told us where we could find the clothes,

that was a clever trick, too, eh?

What is this?

What's he mean?

He means we never spoke to Brady.

Pancho has tricked you into confessing.

You can't prove a thing.

We can, but you can do it better.

That's why we're taking over your show.

You're what?

Come on, come on!

(whistling) Let's go, let's go, come on.

Do you mind if I see what's holdin' up the show, Sheriff?

Well, I guess it's all right.

Good.

Langley?

Tell him everything's all right.

Anything wrong?

What's delaying the show?

No, no, everything's all right.

We'll get started in a few minutes.

All right.

It's all right.

They're gonna start any minute now.

Now, you go onto the stage and do exactly what Pancho tells

you to.

And if I don't?

That would be very unwise.

We'll have you covered from the--

Come on, Pancho.

Go on.

There's very little protection for an old woman from

bandits, especially bandits like the Cisco Kid.

He was always such a nice man.

I can't understand what happened.

You say, "I wonder where I will put these jewels."

I wonder where I can hide my jewels.

Put 'em in the vase.

Not there, the other one.

I'll hide them in here.

"I must find something to cover them up."

I must find something to cover them up.

(audience boos) Now, go out there and put the

flowers in the vase and say, "Nobody will find them."

Go on.

Now nobody will find them.

Come back here.

Now I've got the jewels and my revenge on the Cisco Kid for

having sent me to prison.

No one will suspect.

All right, Pancho.

All right, go on.

I'm sorry this is the show.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is the man that has been

impersonating me.

He, together with Brady and his men, held up the gold shipment

and made it look like my work, isn't that right?

That's right.

I was Brady's idea.

Don't anyone move.

Get is gun, Langley.

Go get him, Cisco!

Go get him, Cisco!

Glad you made it, Langley.

So am I.

Hurry up, the Cisco Kid is right behind us!

Yeah, where?

Here!

What happened to the two boys, they fall off?

Yes, but they had a little help.

Cisco.

That's right, Mr. Brady.

Well, thanks to you two men, we've recovered the gold

shipment.

I owe you both and apology.

As I said, Mr. Jones, one way or another, I was

gonna find out what was going on, but I didn't think I had to

become and actor to do it.

It certainly was a great show.

Yes, a great show.

Remember what the great Shakespearean said, "All the

world is--" I guess the stage

is too small, huh?

Oh, Pancho!

Oh, Cisco!

Good-bye, amigos!

See you soon!