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Here's adventure.

Here's romance.

Here's O. Henry's famous Robin Hood of the old West:

The Cisco Kid.

Sheriff! Sheriff!

Hey, Sheriff!

Say, they just caught sight of that gorilla.

Whereabouts?

Up at Sheldon's ranch, about an hour ago.

All right, let's go.

It's all set. They just rode out.

Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!

He's bound to be in here someplace close.

Yeah.

(growls) There he is.

(gunshot) We better tie off here.

We'll never get the horse in there close to him.

(growls) I could've sworn I hit him.

It looks like he outsmarted us.

Haven't got much chance with him in the brush.

I sure ain't anxious to go in there after him.

Think you've got something there. Let's go back to town.

(gunshots) Well, that job went off

pretty smooth. You know that, uh, sheriff ought to spend more

time chasing gorillas.

One thing about him, he's got more nerve than me. I don't

wanna be within five miles of that ape.

Ha. What's the matter, you scared?

Yeah, maybe I am...

about apes. I'll fight you or the sheriff or any man you say,

but that gorilla, he scares me.

Ah, forget it. Let's see how much dough we got.

Hey, Pancho.

Hmm?

I don't see the sheriff's horse anyplace.

Maybe he go home to take a siesta.

Oh, I don't think so.

If he was in so much trouble that he sent for us,

he certainly is not sleeping.

Well, what are you gonna do now?

We'll go inside and wait.

Oh, Cisco, look. Ha ha.

Look at that. That is the most horriblest, ugliest man I've

ever seen in my whole lifetime.

He need a shave all over, Cisco.

And look at that face. He got a face worse than my Uncle Tito,

and my Uncle Tito had a face that would stop a horse.

Pancho, that's not the bad man, that's a gorilla.

I don't care what his name is, Cisco--

But, Pancho, that's not his name. That's a monkey.

It's one of those big, giant monkeys. You know, he weighs

over 500 pounds.

Cisco, I wonder if we look as ugly to him as he does to us.

Could be.

What do you mean, could be?

It looks like the sheriff just rode into town.

What gets me is how they always know--

Hello, Mike.

Cisco. Pancho.

You didn't get here any too soon. Meet my deputy Johnny

Boyle.

How do you do?

Howdy.

Well, the Cisco Kid himself.

I've heard a lot about you two.

What brings you here?

The sheriff sent for us.

Seems you've had a lot of trouble around here lately.

That's right. Uh...

Say, speaking of trouble, Sheriff, maybe I'd better get

busy on that Express Office job right now.

Yeah, go ahead.

Express Office job?

Was that the trouble up the street?

That's it. And that's not the half of it. Let me show you

something.

Everything happens in pairs.

First a fire breaks out up at Zeke's place, and while we're

fighting it, the Land Office is robbed. Then while we're

answering a riot call up at the mine, the assayer's held up.

And now?

And now while we're hunting a gorilla down that escaped from

the carnival, the Express Office is robbed.

Did you catch the gorilla?

No, he's still hiding out in the hills.

Oh! Cisco, I don't like those kind of monkey people!

That's the least of my worries. I tell you, Cisco,

if we don't get this business stopped pretty soon, I'm aiming

to resign. Let a better man take over.

Oh, don't be in such a hurry, Mike. You know better.

There is no better man than you around the county.

Let's figure this thing out.

Give me that book.

Hello, boys.

Hi.

Did you get the gorilla?

No. He outsmarted us.

Marvin here's having conniptions over that gorilla

being on the loose.

Yeah? How'd we make out?

Not too bad. Almost $700.

Here's a couple hundred for you.

Aw, that's chicken feed.

You gotta make out a lot better than that.

That's all there was.

Yeah, I know. The trouble is the Cisco Kid's in town.

How come?

The sheriff sent for him.

He can really make trouble for us.

Maybe he'll tangle with the gorilla.

Hey, maybe that can be arranged.

What do you got on your mind?

Well, it's like this.

When the gorilla's on the loose, we can get Cisco and the sheriff

out of town. If we could just get a gorilla of our own.

Not me, brother.

Count me out.

Oh, stop worrying, Marv.

This is a lot better than what you're thinking. Look...

Whoa.

Howdy, Bevins.

Well, howdy, folks.

Pick up anything interesting in Rock City?

Well, now let me think.

Yes, sir, by George, I did get something I think you'll take a

liking to. I got it right here in the wagon. A gorilla costume

that looks more like a gorilla than a gorilla does.

How much do I owe you?

About twice as much as we figured. It's still cheap even

at that price.

I'll have to take your word for it.

Hey, Cisco, maybe he's got one, huh?

Got what, Pancho?

My pocket bandana. I lost mine, Cisco. I'll go get one.

All right, Pancho.

But don't get one that's too wild, huh? I'll meet you at

the restaurant.

Buenos días, señor.

How you are?

Well, howdy, mister.

Yeah. You got some kind of bandanas? You know, the long

handkerchief, not too loud.

Got them?

Bandana?

Yes, man.

I got all kinds of 'em.

Here.

Yee!

You got a looking glass?

A looking glass?

Yeah, man.

There you are.

Yee.

Now's our chance to work on Cisco and his pal.

What do you mean, boss?

We can get them both at once and have them out of the way for

that bank job.

That's a tall order for the three of us.

Look, you take this back to the hideout and leave it there.

Pick up Don and get back to the bend as fast as you can.

You're gonna drag old Cisco there.

Well, I don't, uh...

Red and I will grab his partner and take him out to the

hideout in the wagon. Bevins will yell for Cisco, and as he

rides out after us, he'll be a sitting duck. Now do you get it?

That's kind of risky.

I'm depending on you and Don to be there when I drive by.

Now get going.

Bevin, can I see you a minute?

Excuse me a minute, will you, please?

I'd like to borrow your wagon for a while and take Pancho for

a ride.

(singing in Spanish) Well, sir, aren't those the

best bandanas you've ever seen?

Yes, I don't like the both of them.

Well, I got some much better ones in that third drawer there.

Go in and take a look.

I go in? Huh? Oh. Bueno.

(thud) Giddy-up!

Stop! Stop, thief!

Help! They stole my wagon!

Help! Somebody stole my wagon!

And they kidnapped a man, too!

What did he look like?

He had on clothes something like yours only they were brown

and a yellow neckerchief.

Pancho!

(gunshot) That takes care of him.

Hey, what you do with Cisco?

Cisco? Oh, he had a little accident.

It's an old trick, Diablo, pretending to be dead. And we'll

find out where that wagon goes.

If I see you do something to Cisco, I'll--

You'll what?

Well, what are you going to do?

I'd be very mad at you.

(mumbles) (snorting, growling)

Aah!

(gasps) (shouting)

Come on!

Aah!

No! No! Don't leave me alone!

(shouting) No! Aah!

(whimpers) Oh! Cisco!

Where is the rest of you?

Here I am, Pancho.

Cisco, give that monkey back his face!

Oh! Oh, Cisco. Cisco, I am-- I'm-I'm g-glad to see you.

Oh, but that thing I saw in the window a while ago, Cisco.

It had tooths like a tiger's.

And eyes like red coals.

And a voice-- "Uugghh," like thunder. Was that you?

Sure, Pancho. That was me.

Listen.

(grunts and growls) Let me see your tooth.

(laughs) Never mind.

(gasps) Eee!

Wait a minute, Pancho, don't get scared. I found this

gorilla costume outside.

I bet this is the clues to the sheriff's problems.

Costume. Clues.

I don't know what you mean, Cisco. I guess whatever you say.

All right, Cisco, let's went, huh? Cisco, Cisco. Is he going

with us?

Of course, Pancho, but I have to put him back where I found

him.

Oh.

Cisco, all this money, take it with us?

We're gonna take it with us.

But we have to turn it to the sheriff.

To the sheriff? All of it?

All of it. It's stolen money, Pancho.

Oh, jeez! The sheriff?

He's got money of his own!

Come on.

Cisco, the sheriff?

So you can forget all about Cisco.

Well, what's the point in holding Pancho at the hideout?

For when you get ready to rescue him. Keep you in solid

with the sheriff.

Not a bad idea.

Pancho's gonna be mighty upset when he hears about Cisco.

What about our next job?

I've been checking on the bank. That safe's just begging

to be robbed.

Well, we're all set to go whenever you give the word.

That gorilla outfit is perfect.

It scares you just to look at it.

Yeah, well, have one of the men in the gorilla outfit around

Clem's Feed Store first thing in the morning. I'll be there

to fire a couple of shots in the air and start things going. Then

get the sheriff out of town, right?

It's the gorilla!

He's at the cabin!

You sure?

We saw him!

What about Pancho?

We left him there!

Well, come on, let's go!

You sure it wasn't that suit in there you saw?

We saw him move. We even heard him roar!

Where's your Pancho now?

The gorilla must've got him loose, dragged him up in the

mountains and tore him to pieces.

Well, at least Cisco's done for. And with him out of the

way, his partner can't give us much trouble.

You're about the right size for that gorilla outfit out there.

Tomorrow morning, you'll wear it into the feed store like the

deputy said. We'll get that peddler in on the job, too.

I've got it all laid out.

Boss.

You know something?

Now what?

The gorilla took our money, too.

The only thing I can't figure out is why they captured Pancho

and tried to get you.

That is simply. They do that because they know we come here

to help you.

No, they didn't. Nobody but me and my deputy knew that.

Say, Sheriff, how long you have this deputies?

That's it, Pancho.

It's his deputy.

You don't think he's mixed up in this.

He has to be. Nobody else knew why we came here except

you, the deputy, Pancho and I.

Yet, we were jumped on the minute we arrived.

It does make sense.

Other things do, too, now that I think of it. Every time

anything happened, it was always my deputy who came to warn me

about it.

How we gonna find out for sure?

I'll tell you how.

Look, Mike, just let him go on thinking that I am dead and

Pancho's a prisoner. Nobody saw us come in here. And let's watch

until they make the next move with the gorilla.

We're all set. Go ahead.

(snorting) (can rattles)

(clanging) What's up?

It's the gorilla.

He's tearing up the feed store.

(gunshots) (clanging continues)

Hey, Sheriff! Sheriff!

That gorilla's been in town.

Where?

Down at Clem's Feed Store, but he's headed for the hills.

Come on, let's get him.

I guess it worked.

Here he comes.

Stay out here and keep watch.

Never mind, Pancho. See to the horses. I'll take care of

him. Come on, hombre. Go on!

Beats me how a thing that big could be so hard to locate.

I think we're wasting our time.

We may as well go on back.

Well, he might be around here somewheres.

Well, let him stay here.

Something's happened to Marvin. Let's go.

(both laughing) Cisco Kid?

I thought you were dead.

Sorry to disappoint you.

Hey!

(chuckles) Well, Cisco, I guess we won't be bothered

with anymore gorillas around these parts.

That's good news.

There's more, too.

I got this telegram today.

Says the real gorilla's been captured, and it's in the Union

Carnival, very safely in his cage.

Ha ha. And we've got the fake gorilla in custody and all his

pals.

(snorts) Come on in, or I'll shoot.

Hey, don't, don't!

Don't shoot! It's only me!

(all laughing) (laughs) Oh, Pancho!

(laughs) Oh, Cisco!

Adios until we see you again, amigos!

Hasta la vista!