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narrator: Here's adventure.

Here's romance.

Here's O. Henry's famous Robin Hood of the Old West,

"The Cisco Kid"!

(cattle mooing) What are you doing away from

that chuck wagon?

I doubt if it'll hold together till we get into town.

What's wrong with it?

There's nothing the matter when we left the ranch.

It took an awful beatin' over that rough country yesterday.

If you'd only take care of these things instead of gambling

all night, this probably wouldn't have happened.

All right, let's take a look at it.

See anything wrong with it?

It was bouncin' all over the place, screechin' like it's

gonna bust any minute.

Did ya try puttin' a little grease on it?

Grease?

Yeah, grease.

That stuff that you use on your hair when you go out dancin'

and lollygaggin'.

Well, I didn't, but I-- But nothing.

When I sell that herd a cattle, you better find yourself another

job, even if I am married to your sister.

Whoa!

Whoa, boy.

Whoa!

What's the matter with you?

Whoa!

Whoa.

Whoa, boy.

Whoa.

Thanks, stranger.

I don't know what's happened to this darned horse.

Here you are, señor.

It's a burr.

How'd that get under my saddle?

I'm sure I wouldn't know.

But who are you?

I-- and how'd you get here?

If I am not mistaken, you are Henry Williams, no?

Well, that's my name all right.

But I never met you before.

No, señor, but I had the pleasure to meet your wife,

Mrs. Williams.

A charming lady.

You all right?

Of course I'm all right.

What do you think I am, a sick calf?

Oh, this is my brother-in-law, but don't hold that against me.

You must be Larry?

That's right.

You say that you met my wife?

Yes, señor.

My friend Pancho and I happened to drop in at your ranch.

Your wife was a little worried about you.

What's she worried about?

She said that you're on your way to town with a herd of

cattle.

She was afraid something might happen to you after you

collected your money.

Eh, she's got nothin' to worry about.

She didn't by chance try to ask you to be my personal bodyguard,

did she?

Oh, not exactly.

But she did say that I should keep an eye on you just in case.

Well, now I don't want to seem ungrateful for what you've

done for me, but I'm not in the market for a bodyguard.

Now, if it's a job you want-- Thank you very much, señor.

You are very kind, but I am on my way to town to meet my friend

Pancho.

Now, if there is any way we can serve you, please, you may call

on us.

Adios.

(horse approaching) Well, it didn't work!

How come?

Well, some stranger showed up and saved his neck.

Did he look like the law?

No, I don't think so.

He looked more like a bull fighter.

He met my sister at the ranch, and she told him we were headed

this way with the cattle.

Now what are we gonna do?

Nothing we can do till he sells the herd.

Once he collects the money, we shouldn't have any trouble

getting it from him.

Well, what do ya want me to do?

Stick close to him and keep an eye on that money.

We'll bump into you accidental like in town.

Yeah, all right.

Pancho: And when I am lassoing on top of my horse,

you didn't never saw something like that.

And I got the biggest ranch in the whole world, señorita.

And I got so many cattles, you know, sometime, it-- it hard

for me to find my cattle.

(chuckles) Pancho?

Oh, oh, yeah, eh, excuse me please, señorita.

Am I interrupting anything?

No, interrupting, why of course not, Cisco, I was just

talkin' about you.

I was asking if you got here yet, that's it.

I was just askin' if you got here yet.

What did she say?

She said she's busy this evening, maybe tomorrow, eh, oh.

Never mind tomorrow, Pancho.

This is today.

We've got work to do.

Hey, I met Señor Williams, and he's like a bear--

always growling.

Hey, Cisco, his brother is like the sister say, he's always

try to steal the money?

I'm not so sure, Pancho.

But it looked like he tried to kill him.

What good would that do?

It's very simple.

If something happened to Williams, the young brother will

collect the money for the cattle.

So why don't we tell Señor Williams?

Pancho, where is your chivalry?

Oh, ho, oh, she, she was just here.

Her name was Agonus.

She-- I don't mean that.

How can you tell a man that his wife's brother is trying to

rob him?

Are you loco?

No, Cisco, I was just thinkin' if he find out later.

Pancho, we'll watch Williams tonight after he collects

the money for the cattle, and we'll see to it that he doesn't

find out.

Yeah.

Thank you, sir.

It's a pleasure to do business with you.

But I'll say this, you're gettin' the best bunch of steers

this side the Rockies.

Well, I'll be gettin' back to the ranch.

See ya again next year.

What'd he do with the money?

He's got it in that little bag that he wears on a shoulder

strap.

Did he say what time he was leaving for the ranch?

Yeah, not until tomorrow morning.

He paid off the boys and said he's gonna stay over.

Got himself a room at the hotel.

You doubling up with him?

No, he even tried to get me to leave right away, but I told

him I was tired.

I got a room right near his.

Why don't we dry-gulch him when he's asleep?

That wouldn't be tough.

Nah.

Have the whole town on our heels before we got very far.

I got a better idea.

You think you can get into his room without waking him up?

I suppose I can if I'm lucky.

Make sure he's asleep.

Slip into his room and get your hands on that money bag.

We'll be down below.

Signal from the window, and we'll...

Oh, you would love it there.

Out there where the stars are like a million diamonds,

and the air... (inhales) ahh, the air is like the breath

of an angel, ah, señorita.

The music, the soft music, and the laughter, while a kiss is

only the brushing of the lips ever so light, ever so gentle

like the little bee resting on the flower, sipping the honey.

It reaches the soul, the heart, and love is born.

Enchiladas y salsa, that chile cororrado con a se tunas...

Hey, Pancho, Pancho?

Don't you feel well?

To whom are you making this beautiful speech?

Oh, I was just, hey-- Oh, I wasn't makin' no speech,

Cisco, I was just thinking out loud.

And while you're thinking out loud, what happens to Señor

Williams?

Oh, ho, ho.

I take care of that.

Come, I show you.

Cisco, look, look!

I make this up out of my own head, Cisco.

What-- what-- what's that, huh?

A mirror.

No, no, that a looking glass, Cisco, and come over here, hmm?

(giggles) You see, come on.

Look, I lay down here, and I look in this glass to see

what's going on in that glass to see what's going on

Mr. Williams' room, eh?

Oh, Pancho, that's wonderful.

But look, why do you have to look in that mirror to see what

goes on in that mirror to see what goes on in Mr. Williams'

room, when you can turn on this side, look in that mirror,

and you can still see what goes on in Mr. Williams' room?

No, no, Cisco, but when I lay on this side, I go to sleep.

But when I lay on this side, I never go to sleep.

Pancho, you're a genius.

Oh, Cisco, don't call me names.

I-- I'm an inventioner.

Ha ha.

Now keep an eye on Mr. Williams' room while I go downstairs

to look around, hey?

And Pancho, remember, don't go to sleep.

Cisco, don't worry, I will lay on the side I will never go

to sleep.

Kid said he'd give us a signal from the window as soon

as the old man was asleep.

It got caught on the sign.

Now what are we gonna do?

Keep an eye on it.

I'll see if I can find a ladder.

(coin clanking) What happened?

It's gone!

What happened?

So!

Trying to rob me, huh?

Oh, no, señor.

I would never think of a thing like that.

It's all a mistake, I thought I was in my own room.

What's goin' on here?

Nothing now, thought I was being robbed, but it's all

a mistake.

Go on back to bed.

You look surprised.

Anything wrong?

I don't know what you're talkin' about.

(door closes) I'll declare, if I wasn't

married to that boy's sister, I'd swear there's somethin'

the matter with him.

Ah, you may be wrong, señor.

All of us can make a mistake sometime.

Yeah.

Like gettin' in the wrong room.

That's right.

Well, good night.

Good night!

(Pancho snoring) It's about time.

Been too bad for him if he hadn't shown up.

Now, you tell me how Williams got that money back.

You saw me throw it out the window.

It got caught on a sign.

By the time I got a ladder, somebody conked Wally and got

away with the bag.

Yeah, well, it was probably that guy that calls himself

Cisco.

What makes ya say that?

Because he was in the room when I got back later.

He keeps giving me the eye like he's wise to me.

Shoulder bag, eh?

He picked that up in town, didn't he?

Yeah.

He bought it at the general store right after he sold

the cattle.

Why?

I'll tell ya later.

You think you can another one like it at the store?

Yeah, I suppose so.

What you got on your mind?

Just keep your shirt on.

Wally and I got a little job in town.

Maybe we'll see ya before you go back to the ranch.

Just keep your eyes open.

Come on, Wally.

Hey, Cisco, isn't that the bag that belongs

to Señor Williams?

I don't think so, Pancho, even though it looks like it.

That's easy to find out.

Oh, so it's easy to find out.

Anybody could...

how?

It's very simple.

We'll just go in there and find out if the man sold it?

And if he did sold it?

Then it isn't Williams' bag.

We can go in there and buy one, too.

Oh, sure, I see...

why?

I'll explain it to you, Pancho.

First of all...

First of all.

If the men had a bag...

If the men have a bag.

Then, why would he...

Why would he...

I'll tell you a little later.

If the man had a bag, I tell you a little la-- later.

Here, put this under your coat.

Get me the other bag after you make the swap, then get back to

the shack, get it?

Got it.

Now get going.

He must be there by now.

Wait.

And remember, no double-cross.

Hey, Jed, that horse a mine threw a shoe.

While you're at it, you might as well shoe him all the way

around.

Well, I hope you're not in a big hurry 'cause I got

a couple a jobs ahead of you.

Well...

I was lookin' around thinkin' I'd get a buckboard for

the ranch.

Say, I got just the thing for you.

I just put a new axle in it.

It's just like new, and what's more, you can have it dirt

cheap.

What are you doin' in town?

Thought I told you to go to the ranch?

Oh, I just thought maybe there was somethin' I could do

to help you.

What in the world could you do to help me?

What's that you say about dirt cheap?

Well, I'll tell ya what.

I'm gonna let you name your own price.

Well, that's a fair proposition.

Take a look at it.

It's anything I can use, I'll make you an offer.

You've always been fair with me.

I'll cu-- what happened?

The bucket fell and hit him in the head!

Ya got any water?

Yeah, I'll go to well and get some.

Meet you around the corner.

I'm-- I'm awfully sorry.

I didn't mean to...

Give me my bag!

Get out of my way!

I-- I didn't-- you know, accidents happen all the time

with all the best of families.

That was a fine piece of acting if I do say it myself, Cisco.

You were perfect, Pancho.

See you later.

Perfect?

I thought I was good.

Hey, what happened here?

The bucket fell off the shelf and hit him in the head.

You'd better get some water.

I sent the blacksmith for some five minutes ago.

Oh.

Oh, my head.

Thank you.

You again!

I might've known it.

But señor, I had nothing to do with this.

It was an accident.

You were lying here, and I came in to help.

That's funny.

Every time there's an accident, you show up.

Sure sounds fishy to me.

Here's some water, Mr. Williams.

I don't want any water.

I hope you'll be all right.

Just a minute.

Take a look in this bag.

Oh, hmm, still there.

You see, you don't lose anything.

Here, here's some water, Mr. Williams.

All right.

What is this?

I don't want any water!

It's the same bag I gave ya.

It couldn't be.

It couldn't be!

I put it on his shoulder myself!

I ain't crazy.

I know what I'm doin'.

All right, all right.

There's something screwy about the whole thing.

But this time, I mean to see that we get the money.

Where's Williams now?

He's back at the hotel payin' his bill.

Then he's goin' to the ranch.

Bought himself a buckboard.

Good.

We'll lay for him on the trail and dry-gulch him.

That's what we should have done in the first place.

You don't need me for that.

You better come along.

For luck.

Yours!

Could I have my bill, please?

I'd like to check out.

I enjoyed a good night's rest in your hotel.

Hey, Pancho, when they spot you, cut off the trail and head

for Buffalo Flats.

I'm gonna detain Williams here until you get a good start,

then I'll join you.

Whatever you do, be very careful, eh?

Don't worry, Cisco, I will lead them on many chases with

this sombrero and this bag, eh?

Adios.

Adios.

I laid it right there.

I turned around to put my hand in my pocket to get the money

to pay my bill, I turned back-- You lose something, señor?

Yes, I lost my hat, I-- ah!

You again!

I knew it, I knew it!

It never fails.

But señor, I don't understand it.

I saw you here looking for something, so I come in to ask

you if you lost something, and you get angry at me.

What are you gonna do?

Don't worry, I'll just wing him.

(gunshot) Why, you double-crosser, I ought

to kill ya for this.

I was afraid you might kill him.

Whoa.

(shouting) Ha ha!

You, you looking for this?

Ha ha ha.

Well, it's empty.

Just like you head, huh?

Here, now, now, now you got nothing in there, eh?

Hey, well, Cisco, we got those crooks locked up in the jail

where they belong, eh?

How 'bout what ya gonna do with me?

Nothing, Larry.

We're just going to take you back where you belong.

I didn't do nothin'.

They made me go with them.

We know.

We know everything.

Your sister told us.

My sister?

Sure, she tell us how you gamble, lose all your money, and

your brother-in-law, he don't want to give you no more, and

you get mad and say you gonna get even.

Well, I-- I, didn't know what I was saying.

I think everything will be all right when we get back to

the ranch.

Don't you say anything.

Let us do the talking.

Ha, you know, Cisco, the people who don't talk, they

say more than the people who say something, eh?

Hello, dear.

Oh, Henry, I was so worried about you.

Where's your hat?

Oh, it got lost in the shuffle.

Where's Larry?

Has anything happened to him?

Certainly not.

Nothing's happened to anybody.

You're always worryin' about something.

Say, that reminds me.

Did you ask those strangers to be my bodyguard?

Oh, I'm sorry, dear, but with all that money, I was rather

worried.

Well, you can stop your worrying.

Everything is all right.

I'm perfectly capable of takin' care of myself, and I've got

the money to prove it.

Them strangers.

And they've got my buckboard.

Are you still following me?

Where'd you get that buckboard?

Now, Henry, remember your heart.

Someone was trying to get away with it, and these

strangers helped me get it back.

He didn't need our help.

He was doing all right by himself.

Larry is a fine boy.

Maybe I don't appreciate him, him being my brother-in-law, but

if he'd only stop stayin' out all night and gambling, maybe

he'd amount to something.

I'm sorry, Mr. Williams.

I think I've learned my lesson.

Never mind the "mister."

The name is Henry.

Get in the house and get cleaned up.

And now you gentlemen are going to have dinner with us.

Yeah, but we thought maybe you were--

Now, now, I won't take no for an answer.

No, sir.

Come on in the house and we'll get cleaned up.

Thank you, señor.

Cisco, he want to have dinner with us, that's very nice of

him, huh?

Wait.

My hat.

That's my hat.

Oh.

You stole it, you crook you.

Now, get off my place before I lose my temper.

But, Henry, you said they could have dinner with us.

Not a mouthful of food will they get in this house.

You know what I ought to do?

I ought to call the sheriff, and I think I'll...

Get out!

I said get out!

You know what, Cisco?

I guess he don't want us to have dinner with him, eh?

No, Pancho.

No, Cisco.

Oh, Pancho.

Oh, Cisco!

Good-bye, amigos.

See you soon!

Ha!