All language subtitles for The.Cisco.Kid.S04E01.WEBRip.x264-ION10

narrator: Here's adventure.

Here's romance.

Here's O. Henry's famous
Robin Hood of the Old West,

"The Cisco Kid"!

(cattle mooing)
What are you doing away from

that chuck wagon?

I doubt if it'll hold
together till we get into town.

What's wrong with it?

There's nothing the matter when
we left the ranch.

It took an awful beatin' over
that rough country yesterday.

If you'd only take care of
these things instead of gambling

all night, this probably
wouldn't have happened.

All right, let's take a look
at it.

See anything wrong with it?

It was bouncin' all over
the place, screechin' like it's

gonna bust any minute.

Did ya try puttin' a little
grease on it?

Grease?

Yeah, grease.

That stuff that you use on your
hair when you go out dancin'

and lollygaggin'.

Well, I didn't, but I--
But nothing.

When I sell that herd a cattle,
you better find yourself another

job, even if I am married to
your sister.

Whoa!

Whoa, boy.

Whoa!

What's the matter with you?

Whoa!

Whoa.

Whoa, boy.

Whoa.

Thanks, stranger.

I don't know what's happened to
this darned horse.

Here you are, señor.

It's a burr.

How'd that get under my
saddle?

I'm sure I wouldn't know.

But who are you?

I-- and how'd you get here?

If I am not mistaken, you are
Henry Williams, no?

Well, that's my name
all right.

But I never met you before.

No, señor, but I had
the pleasure to meet your wife,

Mrs. Williams.

A charming lady.

You all right?

Of course I'm all right.

What do you think I am, a sick
calf?

Oh, this is my brother-in-law,
but don't hold that against me.

You must be Larry?

That's right.

You say that you met my wife?

Yes, señor.

My friend Pancho and I happened
to drop in at your ranch.

Your wife was a little worried
about you.

What's she worried about?

She said that you're on your
way to town with a herd of

cattle.

She was afraid something might
happen to you after you

collected your money.

Eh, she's got nothin' to
worry about.

She didn't by chance try to ask
you to be my personal bodyguard,

did she?

Oh, not exactly.

But she did say that I should
keep an eye on you just in case.

Well, now I don't want to
seem ungrateful for what you've

done for me, but I'm not in
the market for a bodyguard.

Now, if it's a job you want--
Thank you very much, señor.

You are very kind, but I am on
my way to town to meet my friend

Pancho.

Now, if there is any way we can
serve you, please, you may call

on us.

Adios.

(horse approaching)
Well, it didn't work!

How come?

Well, some stranger showed up
and saved his neck.

Did he look like the law?

No, I don't think so.

He looked more like a bull
fighter.

He met my sister at the ranch,
and she told him we were headed

this way with the cattle.

Now what are we gonna do?

Nothing we can do till he
sells the herd.

Once he collects the money,
we shouldn't have any trouble

getting it from him.

Well, what do ya want me
to do?

Stick close to him and keep
an eye on that money.

We'll bump into you accidental
like in town.

Yeah, all right.

Pancho: And when I am
lassoing on top of my horse,

you didn't never saw something
like that.

And I got the biggest ranch in
the whole world, señorita.

And I got so many cattles,
you know, sometime, it-- it hard

for me to find my cattle.

(chuckles)
Pancho?

Oh, oh, yeah, eh, excuse me
please, señorita.

Am I interrupting anything?

No, interrupting, why of
course not, Cisco, I was just

talkin' about you.

I was asking if you got here
yet, that's it.

I was just askin' if you got
here yet.

What did she say?

She said she's busy this
evening, maybe tomorrow, eh, oh.

Never mind tomorrow, Pancho.

This is today.

We've got work to do.

Hey, I met Señor Williams,
and he's like a bear--

always growling.

Hey, Cisco, his brother is
like the sister say, he's always

try to steal the money?

I'm not so sure, Pancho.

But it looked like he tried to
kill him.

What good would that do?

It's very simple.

If something happened to
Williams, the young brother will

collect the money for
the cattle.

So why don't we tell Señor
Williams?

Pancho, where is your
chivalry?

Oh, ho, oh, she, she was
just here.

Her name was Agonus.

She--
I don't mean that.

How can you tell a man that his
wife's brother is trying to

rob him?

Are you loco?

No, Cisco, I was just
thinkin' if he find out later.

Pancho, we'll watch Williams
tonight after he collects

the money for the cattle, and
we'll see to it that he doesn't

find out.

Yeah.

Thank you, sir.

It's a pleasure to do business
with you.

But I'll say this, you're
gettin' the best bunch of steers

this side the Rockies.

Well, I'll be gettin' back to
the ranch.

See ya again next year.

What'd he do with the money?

He's got it in that little
bag that he wears on a shoulder

strap.

Did he say what time he was
leaving for the ranch?

Yeah, not until tomorrow
morning.

He paid off the boys and said
he's gonna stay over.

Got himself a room at the hotel.

You doubling up with him?

No, he even tried to get me
to leave right away, but I told

him I was tired.

I got a room right near his.

Why don't we dry-gulch him
when he's asleep?

That wouldn't be tough.

Nah.

Have the whole town on our heels
before we got very far.

I got a better idea.

You think you can get into his
room without waking him up?

I suppose I can if I'm lucky.

Make sure he's asleep.

Slip into his room and get your
hands on that money bag.

We'll be down below.

Signal from the window,
and we'll...

Oh, you would love it there.

Out there where the stars are
like a million diamonds,

and the air... (inhales)
ahh, the air is like the breath

of an angel, ah, señorita.

The music, the soft music, and
the laughter, while a kiss is

only the brushing of the lips
ever so light, ever so gentle

like the little bee resting on
the flower, sipping the honey.

It reaches the soul, the heart,
and love is born.

Enchiladas y salsa, that chile
cororrado con a se tunas...

Hey, Pancho, Pancho?

Don't you feel well?

To whom are you making this
beautiful speech?

Oh, I was just, hey--
Oh, I wasn't makin' no speech,

Cisco, I was just thinking out
loud.

And while you're thinking out
loud, what happens to Señor

Williams?

Oh, ho, ho.

I take care of that.

Come, I show you.

Cisco, look, look!

I make this up out of my own
head, Cisco.

What-- what-- what's that, huh?

A mirror.

No, no, that a looking glass,
Cisco, and come over here, hmm?

(giggles)
You see, come on.

Look, I lay down here,
and I look in this glass to see

what's going on in that glass
to see what's going on

Mr. Williams' room, eh?

Oh, Pancho, that's wonderful.

But look, why do you have to
look in that mirror to see what

goes on in that mirror to see
what goes on in Mr. Williams'

room, when you can turn on this
side, look in that mirror,

and you can still see what goes
on in Mr. Williams' room?

No, no, Cisco, but when I lay
on this side, I go to sleep.

But when I lay on this side,
I never go to sleep.

Pancho, you're a genius.

Oh, Cisco, don't call me
names.

I-- I'm an inventioner.

Ha ha.

Now keep an eye on Mr. Williams'
room while I go downstairs

to look around, hey?

And Pancho, remember, don't go
to sleep.

Cisco, don't worry, I will
lay on the side I will never go

to sleep.

Kid said he'd give us
a signal from the window as soon

as the old man was asleep.

It got caught on the sign.

Now what are we gonna do?

Keep an eye on it.

I'll see if I can find a ladder.

(coin clanking)
What happened?

It's gone!

What happened?

So!

Trying to rob me, huh?

Oh, no, señor.

I would never think of a thing
like that.

It's all a mistake, I thought I
was in my own room.

What's goin' on here?

Nothing now, thought I was
being robbed, but it's all

a mistake.

Go on back to bed.

You look surprised.

Anything wrong?

I don't know what you're
talkin' about.

(door closes)
I'll declare, if I wasn't

married to that boy's sister,
I'd swear there's somethin'

the matter with him.

Ah, you may be wrong, señor.

All of us can make a mistake
sometime.

Yeah.

Like gettin' in the wrong room.

That's right.

Well, good night.

Good night!

(Pancho snoring)
It's about time.

Been too bad for him if he
hadn't shown up.

Now, you tell me how Williams
got that money back.

You saw me throw it out
the window.

It got caught on a sign.

By the time I got a ladder,
somebody conked Wally and got

away with the bag.

Yeah, well, it was probably
that guy that calls himself

Cisco.

What makes ya say that?

Because he was in the room
when I got back later.

He keeps giving me the eye like
he's wise to me.

Shoulder bag, eh?

He picked that up in town,
didn't he?

Yeah.

He bought it at the general
store right after he sold

the cattle.

Why?

I'll tell ya later.

You think you can another one
like it at the store?

Yeah, I suppose so.

What you got on your mind?

Just keep your shirt on.

Wally and I got a little job
in town.

Maybe we'll see ya before you go
back to the ranch.

Just keep your eyes open.

Come on, Wally.

Hey, Cisco, isn't that
the bag that belongs

to Señor Williams?

I don't think so, Pancho,
even though it looks like it.

That's easy to find out.

Oh, so it's easy to find out.

Anybody could...

how?

It's very simple.

We'll just go in there and find
out if the man sold it?

And if he did sold it?

Then it isn't Williams' bag.

We can go in there and buy
one, too.

Oh, sure, I see...

why?

I'll explain it to you,
Pancho.

First of all...

First of all.

If the men had a bag...

If the men have a bag.

Then, why would he...

Why would he...

I'll tell you a little later.

If the man had a bag, I tell
you a little la-- later.

Here, put this under
your coat.

Get me the other bag after you
make the swap, then get back to

the shack, get it?

Got it.

Now get going.

He must be there by now.

Wait.

And remember, no double-cross.

Hey, Jed, that horse a mine
threw a shoe.

While you're at it, you might as
well shoe him all the way

around.

Well, I hope you're not in
a big hurry 'cause I got

a couple a jobs ahead of you.

Well...

I was lookin' around thinkin'
I'd get a buckboard for

the ranch.

Say, I got just the thing
for you.

I just put a new axle in it.

It's just like new, and what's
more, you can have it dirt

cheap.

What are you doin' in town?

Thought I told you to go to
the ranch?

Oh, I just thought maybe
there was somethin' I could do

to help you.

What in the world could you
do to help me?

What's that you say about
dirt cheap?

Well, I'll tell ya what.

I'm gonna let you name your
own price.

Well, that's a fair
proposition.

Take a look at it.

It's anything I can use, I'll
make you an offer.

You've always been fair
with me.

I'll cu-- what happened?

The bucket fell and hit him
in the head!

Ya got any water?

Yeah, I'll go to well
and get some.

Meet you around the corner.

I'm-- I'm awfully sorry.

I didn't mean to...

Give me my bag!

Get out of my way!

I-- I didn't-- you know,
accidents happen all the time

with all the best of families.

That was a fine piece of acting
if I do say it myself, Cisco.

You were perfect, Pancho.

See you later.

Perfect?

I thought I was good.

Hey, what happened here?

The bucket fell off the shelf
and hit him in the head.

You'd better get some water.

I sent the blacksmith for
some five minutes ago.

Oh.

Oh, my head.

Thank you.

You again!

I might've known it.

But señor, I had nothing to
do with this.

It was an accident.

You were lying here, and I came
in to help.

That's funny.

Every time there's an accident,
you show up.

Sure sounds fishy to me.

Here's some water,
Mr. Williams.

I don't want any water.

I hope you'll be all right.

Just a minute.

Take a look in this bag.

Oh, hmm, still there.

You see, you don't lose
anything.

Here, here's some water,
Mr. Williams.

All right.

What is this?

I don't want any water!

It's the same bag I gave ya.

It couldn't be.

It couldn't be!

I put it on his shoulder myself!

I ain't crazy.

I know what I'm doin'.

All right, all right.

There's something screwy about
the whole thing.

But this time, I mean to see
that we get the money.

Where's Williams now?

He's back at the hotel payin'
his bill.

Then he's goin' to the ranch.

Bought himself a buckboard.

Good.

We'll lay for him on the trail
and dry-gulch him.

That's what we should have
done in the first place.

You don't need me for that.

You better come along.

For luck.

Yours!

Could I have my bill, please?

I'd like to check out.

I enjoyed a good night's rest
in your hotel.

Hey, Pancho, when they spot
you, cut off the trail and head

for Buffalo Flats.

I'm gonna detain Williams here
until you get a good start,

then I'll join you.

Whatever you do, be very
careful, eh?

Don't worry, Cisco, I will
lead them on many chases with

this sombrero and this bag, eh?

Adios.

Adios.

I laid it right there.

I turned around to put my hand
in my pocket to get the money

to pay my bill, I turned back--
You lose something, señor?

Yes, I lost my hat, I-- ah!

You again!

I knew it, I knew it!

It never fails.

But señor, I don't
understand it.

I saw you here looking for
something, so I come in to ask

you if you lost something,
and you get angry at me.

What are you gonna do?

Don't worry, I'll just
wing him.

(gunshot)
Why, you double-crosser, I ought

to kill ya for this.

I was afraid you might
kill him.

Whoa.

(shouting)
Ha ha!

You, you looking for this?

Ha ha ha.

Well, it's empty.

Just like you head, huh?

Here, now, now, now you got
nothing in there, eh?

Hey, well, Cisco, we got those
crooks locked up in the jail

where they belong, eh?

How 'bout what ya gonna do
with me?

Nothing, Larry.

We're just going to take you
back where you belong.

I didn't do nothin'.

They made me go with them.

We know.

We know everything.

Your sister told us.

My sister?

Sure, she tell us how you
gamble, lose all your money, and

your brother-in-law, he don't
want to give you no more, and

you get mad and say you gonna
get even.

Well, I-- I, didn't know what
I was saying.

I think everything will be
all right when we get back to

the ranch.

Don't you say anything.

Let us do the talking.

Ha, you know, Cisco,
the people who don't talk, they

say more than the people who say
something, eh?

Hello, dear.

Oh, Henry, I was so worried
about you.

Where's your hat?

Oh, it got lost in
the shuffle.

Where's Larry?

Has anything happened to him?

Certainly not.

Nothing's happened to anybody.

You're always worryin' about
something.

Say, that reminds me.

Did you ask those strangers to
be my bodyguard?

Oh, I'm sorry, dear, but with
all that money, I was rather

worried.

Well, you can stop your
worrying.

Everything is all right.

I'm perfectly capable of takin'
care of myself, and I've got

the money to prove it.

Them strangers.

And they've got my buckboard.

Are you still following me?

Where'd you get that buckboard?

Now, Henry, remember your
heart.

Someone was trying to get
away with it, and these

strangers helped me get it back.

He didn't need our help.

He was doing all right by
himself.

Larry is a fine boy.

Maybe I don't appreciate him,
him being my brother-in-law, but

if he'd only stop stayin' out
all night and gambling, maybe

he'd amount to something.

I'm sorry, Mr. Williams.

I think I've learned my lesson.

Never mind the "mister."

The name is Henry.

Get in the house and get
cleaned up.

And now you gentlemen are going
to have dinner with us.

Yeah, but we thought maybe
you were--

Now, now, I won't take no for
an answer.

No, sir.

Come on in the house and we'll
get cleaned up.

Thank you, señor.

Cisco, he want to have dinner
with us, that's very nice of

him, huh?

Wait.

My hat.

That's my hat.

Oh.

You stole it, you crook you.

Now, get off my place before I
lose my temper.

But, Henry, you said they
could have dinner with us.

Not a mouthful of food will
they get in this house.

You know what I ought to do?

I ought to call the sheriff,
and I think I'll...

Get out!

I said get out!

You know what, Cisco?

I guess he don't want us to have
dinner with him, eh?

No, Pancho.

No, Cisco.

Oh, Pancho.

Oh, Cisco!

Good-bye, amigos.

See you soon!

Ha!