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Are you excited?

Yeah, we haven't been camping in so long.

It's only made time to go on a camping trip.

I know. Are we almost there?

We are almost there.

Yep. We are, we're about to pull up.

We've been driving forever.

I know, I'm getting fucking exhausted.

But, you gotta stay optimistic.

So,

you're tired.

Yeah, we've been driving for it. You're gonna complain right after I get us

here?

Whatever. We're in a solitary world.

You got your hiking boots ready?

Oh yeah.

I'm ready.

We finally made time to go.

On a camping trip.

All weekend long.

I'm glad you're excited.

Yeah. I was waiting on the park ranger, but it doesn't look like he's going to

be showing up, so we might as well just park and get out. What do you think?

Yeah. I mean, are we almost there?

We are there.

We are here. We're just waiting on somebody to let us through, but it

look like they're here.

So, whatever.

Let's park. What do you say?

I guess.

So look, we have a lot of shit.

So... Start grabbing stuff.

Okay? Let's go.

Alright.

I'm gonna go ahead and I'm on the back.

You start grabbing your stuff and we'll head on down to the camping spot,

alright? Alright.

Watch your step.

Careful, easy.

I'm excited.

We've got to get to our camping spot alive.

You know?

I think you might have hiked better when you were younger.

Probably. That was a long time ago.

You were better at a few things when you were younger, but we'll have to see. I

don't know.

What do you think about the...

Camping area.

Pretty cool?

Yeah, it's pretty cool.

That was surprising.

Oh, nothing.

Looking at this beautiful spot.

Where are we going? We've been hiking forever.

We are close. What is wrong with you?

Those sudden complaints.

I just want to get there already.

God.

Tonight's daughter complains more than anybody I've ever met in my life.

Are you okay?

Are you going to survive or what?

I'll survive.

You're all happy while I go. Now suddenly you're torturing me with your

complaints. No, I don't know. I'm just scared of being in the woods.

Are you? I don't know.

You're getting nervous?

We'll get to the spot soon, okay?

We'll get you a little break from our hike right now.

Alright. Okay?

Oh my god.

What was that?

I think that was a bear.

It wasn't a fucking bear.

Get out of here. There are bears up here, though.

It was a bear.

Huh? It was a bear.

It's not a bear.

See, you're getting a little dramatic. I was just messing with you. You're going

to be okay.

Okay. Here, scoot over. Let me take a seat. I'm going to have a talk with you

about the bears, okay?

I mean, you have to protect me.

Yeah, I've heard that before.

Look, I promise you it's not a bear, okay? I hope so.

I know it's not.

I mean, it could be, but you're safe with me, you know?

Yeah. You know that.

You have to protect me.

I mean, can you just hold me?

I want to hold you. You're that scared right now?

I've never... I don't know. It's been forever since I've been in here.

You've never been this deep in the forest, have you? No.

Oh, my goodness.

I don't know where you're taking me.

I didn't know you were going to be this nervous.

You could have went somewhere a little more civilized.

But when I used to hold you, it used to calm you down, so I guess not much has

changed.

Huh? I guess not.

So you think I can protect you from the bear?

Yeah, you have to.

Yeah? Yeah.

Maybe he's going down to the stream for a drink.

You better not.

Huh? You better not.

I don't think you're overreacting, but I will hold you for a little bit.

Yeah.

Maybe you could, like, do something like you used to do.

What? Remember when you used to, like, play that game where you would...

A nibble on something?

I mean, that was when I was really young.

Alright,

well.

How much has changed?

I guess not a lot.

I made this whole weekend for me and you to go camping. I'm protecting you.

And you're going to deny me.

I guess.

What's up?

What did you do?

I'm a little nervous about everything.

Just a little bit.

It's all good. You'll be all right.

Hey, why don't you... Since we're here, why don't you hold on?

Are you okay with this? Are you sure?

I mean, it's been a little while.

Well, well.

You'll warm up.

Won't you?

Why don't you nibble on it for a minute? That's not why I protect you from the

bear.

Yes, I could.

I think it'll help.

I think you'll be fine.

I'm getting old. You've got to give me a little motivation to get to where we're

going.

Okay.

So that's Davosville, girl.

No bears. You felt safe, right?

Yeah. Are you sure the bear's not going to get us?

Positive.

I can already see where this weekend is going.

The best.

You're used to that, huh?

You had a little more experience since the last time I saw you.

Did that make you feel better?

A little protein?

Not really?

A little awkward?

Alright, we'll come sit back right here. That way you don't feel so awkward.

You're making me feel awkward now.

Okay.

Let me take a seat.

And then we'll go finish our hike, okay?

Alright.

Are you okay?

Yeah, much better.

You sure?

Mm -hmm.

All right, well, you ready to move forward to the spot?

Yeah, let's go, please.

All right.

Not a word about this.

No texting.

You're right.

Mother would kill me.

Why do you have so many clothes on? Why don't you swim in? I forgot my bikini.

You forgot your bikini?

Yeah, I didn't know there would be, like, a stream.

If you want to, like, if you want to get undressed and swim, I'm not going to

judge you.

Like, take my shirt off?

Go ahead, take the shirt off. Get comfortable.

There's no one out here, trust me.

It's remote.

I'm just glad you're having a good time. You ever skipping rocks?

I'm having a great time.

Thank you for taking me here.

You're very welcome.

I wouldn't take anyone else, that's for sure.

Why don't you take your shorts off too?

Yeah.

You haven't lost some pretty smile, have you?

No.

You're not being very shy.

You never were very shy.

Yeah.

Hey, remember that game we used to play?

What game?

Where we would hide something?

What? Remember when I used to hide something?

Hide what?

I don't know what you saw earlier.

Oh.

Why don't you stay right there?

This is a nice spot to get comfortable, isn't it?

Yeah.

I want you right back.

You're not going to freak out, are you?

I mean, if no one comes.

You're not going to pay them off?

No. Huh?

I know why we came here.

Come on, take them off.

Mr. Stepdad?

Oh my god.

tell your mom?

I would never tell her.

Oh my god.

You did.

Your old man needs to lay down.

I don't think he has the energy like your boyfriend.

You're comfy.

Oh my god.

to teach your mom some lessons.

Are you going to cuddle with me later?

I hope so.

I love you, too.

You need a birth control?

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh,

God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Sometimes there are some pedestrians about.

It's going to drip out of me.

Let it drip on your hands.