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(gentle ominous music)
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(crickets chirping)
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(cardboard rips)
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- I don't give a shit what you say, Matt.
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The yellow sun may give
him plenty of powers,
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but there's no way it has
any effect on his dick.
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- The fact that you think for a second
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that the Bat's dick is bigger
than Superman blows my mind
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and has me questioning your sanity.
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Do you really think that the Kryptonians
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would send some baby dick fuck
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as the last representation
of their people?
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Known fact, though,
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House of El men, hung like meese.
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- You know what?
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I'm not gonna argue with someone,
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who thinks there's a
person in the universe
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that's packing as much
heat as Bruce Wayne.
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Mutants excluded, obviously.
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(phone trilling)
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(ominous music)
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(phone beeps)
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- Empire Toys.
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(phone crackles indistinctly)
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Hello?
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Empire Toys.
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(dialing tone beeps)
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- Dude, don't even go there.
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I know what you're gonna say.
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- It's been exactly one
year tomorrow, Chuck.
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- Yeah, and that shit had
nothing to do with us.
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- Ross had his heart
removed from his body.
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- And Ross worked here for, like, a month?
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I'm telling you, dude,
Cincy and NARC went crazy,
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and they murdered all those people.
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There's no such thing as Acula
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or any other demons for that matter.
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- No way, dude.
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The police completely cleared Cincy Nerd
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and NARC on all that.
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Plus, nobody's seen or
heard from NARC in a year.
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- Yeah, it's because Cincy
chopped him up, fucking ate him.
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(object clatters)
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Wind?
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- You're kidding, right?
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(tense music)
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(crickets chirping)
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(sighs) Rob left the door open again.
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(dramatic music)
(both gasp)
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- You guys are still here?
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- Holy shit.
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- What are you still doing here?
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- Full disclosure?
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I don't know.
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- Yo, he ate all the Scooby snacks.
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There's enough weed in
there to last us a month.
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The fucker owes us 80 bucks.
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- Just take it out of his check.
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- Don't say shit, we
can get sued for that.
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- All right, just take the trash out.
I'll give you a ride home.
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- The trash?
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Thanks, Matt.
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I love you.
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- Love you too?
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I love him.
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I love you too.
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(Matt scoffing)
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It's always something with you.
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- [Matt] Because you're
a fucking piece of shit.
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(Matt and Chuck arguing indistinctly)
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(suspenseful music)
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- [Matt] Oh, 100%.
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- [Chuck] Absolutely, you're sure?
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- Yeah.
- Okay.
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No joke, I'm taking the marijuana treats
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out of his goddamn check.
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- I'm surprised the diabetic
fuck is still standing.
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(tense ominous music)
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(bag thuds)
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(person whistles eerily)
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- Hello?
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(ominous music)
(feet scuffle)
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(flesh squelching)
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(Rob gurgling)
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(knife thudding)
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(Rob gurgling)
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(ominous music)
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(flesh squelching)
(Rob gurgling)
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(Rob wheezes)
(murderer pants)
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- Holy shit!
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(Chuck screaming)
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(tense dramatic music)
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- [Matt] Get the door, get the door!
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(Chuck screams)
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(door clangs)
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(feet scuffling)
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- The one time you're
right about something.
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It has to be murder?
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- Fuck.
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(buttons beeping)
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(ominous music)
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What do we do?
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What are we gonna do?
- You need to shh!
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Shut the fuck up.
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Give me your phone.
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- I left it in the back room.
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I was putting stuff on the website.
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- The one day you decide to go to work.
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- Just use your phone.
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- (sighs) I left it in the bathroom.
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- I always knew your poop habits
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were gonna be the death of us.
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- Just relax.
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Whoever that was, can't get
in without a key, right?
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(key clatters)
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(tense music)
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(feet thudding)
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(metal clinks)
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(flesh squelching)
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(murderer breathes heavily)
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(tense dramatic music)
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(pensive electric guitar music)
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(water sloshing)
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(water pattering)
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♪ I put the knife in my heart ♪
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♪ I don't remember to bite ♪
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♪ Over and over ♪
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♪ My hands forever tied
down watch as your smile ♪
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- Dad, can I have some eggs?
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- Oh, me, too.
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(TV presenter chattering)
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♪ I'm left over ♪
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♪ I don't want you to
be happy without me ♪
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- He doesn't love us anymore.
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(dog whining)
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♪ I don't want you to
be happy without me ♪
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♪ Happy without me ♪
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(Cincy Nerd sighs)
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- (sighs) Here we go.
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- They told us to bring
something that was special to us.
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We brought our favorite games
and toys, comics, you know.
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Next thing I know, they throw
it all in a box and bury it.
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(somber music)
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Well, guess what?
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They just dug it up.
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- (scoffs) Next.
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(mouse clicks)
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- And because no one has any
idea how she exploded heads,
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we're supposed to believe in possessions?
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We're supposed to believe in possessions?
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- (sighs) Jesus Christ.
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(mouse button clicks)
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- Those guys 100% killed all those people
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with that crazy chick.
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No doubt about it.
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Plus, one of them's bald,
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and there's a huge long
history of evil do-gooders,
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no do-gooders with zero hair follicles.
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I mean, we got Lex Luthor, we got...
- Next.
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(mouse button clicks)
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- I mean, I know for a fact that Cincy
and NARC they did not kill anybody.
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No, they didn't.
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- You got that right, Burt.
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- Maybe they did, I don't know.
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I honestly don't know.
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(mouse button clicks)
(bright music)
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- Demons have rights, too.
- Free the Princess.
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Free the Princess.
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Free the Princess!
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A crowd of protesters gathered
outside Retro Plaza in Bedford today,
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marking the one year
anniversary of the mysterious
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and tragic deaths that
shook the small town.
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The incident left several
dead inside Retro Plaza
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under circumstances authorities
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never fully explained to the public.
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Initial investigations centered
on two well-known figures
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in the retro collecting community.
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Cincy Nerd and Craig Roberts,
known online as NARC.
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(lips smack)
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(Cincy Nerd sighs)
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- I should get going.
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Can you take the girls to school?
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- Yeah, I can.
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Bye.
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- Thanks.
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I made 'em breakfast.
- Okay.
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(expectant music)
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- [Protestors] Demon season.
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Demon season.
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(hands clapping)
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Demon season.
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(hands clapping)
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Demon season.
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(hands clapping)
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Demon season.
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(hands clapping)
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Demon season.
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(hands clapping)
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Demon season.
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Demon season.
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(pensive music continues)
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- [Protestors] Free The princess.
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Free the Princess.
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Free the Princess.
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Free the Princess.
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Free the Princess.
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Free the Princess.
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(car rumbling)
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(brake clicks)
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- I'm not even supposed to be here today.
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(keys jangling)
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- [Protestors] Cincy sucks.
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Cincy sucks.
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Cincy sucks.
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Cincy sucks.
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(protestors booing)
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- Good morning, everyone.
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If you don't mind, please
leave some parking spots open
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for some actual paying customers.
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- You can't trap us on
the witch board, nerd.
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- She was a freaking demon princess.
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- Sounds like someone doesn't
want a woman in power.
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Free Acula.
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- [Protestors] Free the Princess.
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Free the Princess.
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Demons have rights.
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(pensive music continues)
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Cincy sucks.
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Cincy sucks.
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Cincy sucks.
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Cincy sucks.
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Cincy sucks.
(door thuds)
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(rock music in background)
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- Who the fuck are you?
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- Uh...
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(head thuds)
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- Ow.
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Who the fuck are you?
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Cincy?
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You're not supposed to be here today.
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- Yeah, I'm training the
new guy at Retro today.
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(sighs) It's 10:00 AM, Sam.
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10:00 AM.
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- [Protester] Cincy sucks.
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Cincy sucks.
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- You're still doing me later.
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(keypad clicking)
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- [Protestors] Free the Princess.
Free the Princess.
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Free the Princess. Free the Princess.
- Acula deserves better.
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- Free the Princess.
- Demons have rights, too.
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- This is our vintage video game section.
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Oh yeah, and whenever a
customer comes in, can you say,
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"Welcome to Retro, have a radical time."
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- Yeah, that's awesome.
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- [Protestors] Free the Princess.
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Free the Princess.
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Free the Princess.
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Free the Princess.
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Free the Princess.
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Free the Princess.
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Free the Princess.
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Free the Princess.
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- Oh.
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(protesters booing)
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- Boo longer or he won't sell.
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- Good afternoon, you little devils.
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You are on a dark path, a misguided path.
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But don't you worry, just a
few drops of my Jesus Juice,
271
00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:47,292
and you'll be seeing the light.
272
00:12:47,293 --> 00:12:49,193
Yes, yeah.
273
00:12:49,194 --> 00:12:50,990
(protesters jeering)
274
00:12:50,991 --> 00:12:52,393
- Fuck no.
275
00:12:52,394 --> 00:12:54,681
Fuck you, you motherfucker.
276
00:12:54,682 --> 00:12:55,599
Boo! Bitch.
277
00:12:56,881 --> 00:13:00,714
(protesters continue jeering)
278
00:13:06,781 --> 00:13:09,217
- [Protestor] Fuck this asshole!
279
00:13:09,218 --> 00:13:11,898
(protestors continue jeering)
280
00:13:11,899 --> 00:13:14,163
- Who's next?
- No, no, no, no, no, no.
281
00:13:15,116 --> 00:13:17,819
- No.
- Damn, selling out now.
282
00:13:17,820 --> 00:13:18,839
- If a guy comes in here
283
00:13:18,840 --> 00:13:20,489
with a big tub full of Beanie Babies,
284
00:13:20,490 --> 00:13:24,269
just tell him Dallas Vintage
Toys or 181 Comics buys them.
285
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:25,559
It'll buy us a little bit of time
286
00:13:25,560 --> 00:13:27,329
before he comes back
around and tries again.
287
00:13:27,330 --> 00:13:29,339
- So no Beanie Babies then?
288
00:13:29,340 --> 00:13:30,419
- Cincy?
289
00:13:30,420 --> 00:13:33,539
So that bus just pulled up
into the parking lot again.
290
00:13:33,540 --> 00:13:34,372
- Dammit.
291
00:13:34,373 --> 00:13:36,299
All right. Hang tight, Mitch.
292
00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:38,729
- Yeah, hey, can I use the bathroom?
293
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:39,719
- [Cincy] Sure, go ahead.
294
00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:41,783
- [Mitch] About to blow
that motherfucker up.
295
00:13:42,814 --> 00:13:47,814
(Mitch groaning)
(fart booming)
296
00:13:51,154 --> 00:13:54,237
(protestors yelling)
297
00:13:59,665 --> 00:14:00,497
- Anybody else?
298
00:14:00,498 --> 00:14:03,659
- No, Sabrina, come on.
- No! No!
299
00:14:03,660 --> 00:14:05,417
- Sabrina, you had good a life.
300
00:14:06,897 --> 00:14:08,699
Ah, good afternoon.
301
00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:10,229
- How many times do we have to do this?
302
00:14:10,230 --> 00:14:12,359
You can't sell drugs
in front of my stores.
303
00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:13,199
- Drugs?
304
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:14,369
Who's selling drugs?
305
00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:18,423
I'm, I'm delivering salvation
to these misguided souls.
306
00:14:19,710 --> 00:14:20,909
- Whoa, whoa, what the hell?
307
00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:23,253
- Jesus rocks.
- Whoa.
308
00:14:25,088 --> 00:14:25,921
- No, no!
309
00:14:27,150 --> 00:14:28,750
That's it, I'm calling the cops.
310
00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:35,973
How long before this shit kicks in?
311
00:14:37,020 --> 00:14:40,409
- 30 minutes-ish, and
I'd get somewhere safe.
312
00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:42,539
Somewhere you feel comfortable.
313
00:14:42,540 --> 00:14:45,209
And until we meet again, may God hold you
314
00:14:45,210 --> 00:14:46,593
in the palm of his hand.
315
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:48,532
And good luck,
316
00:14:48,533 --> 00:14:50,100
'cause you're in for a fucking ride.
317
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:56,309
- I hate you St. Patrick.
318
00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:57,719
- And I love you.
319
00:14:57,720 --> 00:14:58,815
- Get fucked.
320
00:14:58,816 --> 00:14:59,648
(engine starting)
321
00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:02,249
- Empire Toys is dead.
322
00:15:02,250 --> 00:15:04,559
That's right, you heard it here first.
323
00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:08,969
Matt, Chuck, and Rod of
Empire Toys in Keller, Texas
324
00:15:08,970 --> 00:15:12,899
were found slain in
their very own toy store.
325
00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,399
- Holy shit.
326
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:19,400
- And the police have zero
leads, which means one thing.
327
00:15:19,530 --> 00:15:22,679
The killer is still out there.
(bell jingles)
328
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:23,939
Times are tough.
329
00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:26,399
And let me tell you, guys,
when times are tough,
330
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:28,676
you could use the Toys of He-Man
331
00:15:28,677 --> 00:15:30,389
and the Masters of the Universe.
332
00:15:30,390 --> 00:15:34,319
My book, which is available
now in all bookstores.
333
00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:35,370
- Are you the killer?
334
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:40,235
- Die!
335
00:15:40,236 --> 00:15:43,017
- Until next time.
336
00:15:43,018 --> 00:15:45,851
(engine rumbling)
337
00:16:01,140 --> 00:16:02,669
- We gotta close up.
338
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:03,719
- Why, what happened?
339
00:16:03,720 --> 00:16:05,219
- Two words.
340
00:16:05,220 --> 00:16:06,483
Jesus Juice.
341
00:16:09,829 --> 00:16:10,661
(ominous music)
342
00:16:10,662 --> 00:16:12,933
Mitch, we're closing up early.
343
00:16:14,700 --> 00:16:15,533
Mitch.
344
00:16:18,931 --> 00:16:21,598
(ominous music)
345
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:34,730
(tense dramatic music)
346
00:16:34,731 --> 00:16:37,738
(blood dripping)
347
00:16:37,739 --> 00:16:39,989
- (gasps) Oh, my God, I'm in the sequel.
348
00:16:39,990 --> 00:16:42,299
- Holy shit, she's back.
349
00:16:42,300 --> 00:16:43,499
Wait, what?
350
00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:44,789
- Um. Should I call the cops?
351
00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:45,622
- No.
352
00:16:45,623 --> 00:16:48,389
I mean, yes, of course, but
I can't be here for that.
353
00:16:48,390 --> 00:16:49,799
You need to deal with them.
354
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,959
I need to get out of here.
Just tell 'em it was my day off
355
00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:52,859
or something.
- What?
356
00:16:52,860 --> 00:16:53,692
Why?
357
00:16:53,693 --> 00:16:55,109
What if they find out that you are here?
358
00:16:55,110 --> 00:16:56,489
- Listen, the police tried to convict me
359
00:16:56,490 --> 00:16:58,019
for all those murders last year.
360
00:16:58,020 --> 00:17:00,659
If I stay here, I am fucked.
361
00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:01,709
- Where are you gonna go?
362
00:17:01,710 --> 00:17:03,089
- I don't know.
363
00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,739
I do have one idea, though.
364
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:06,640
Try not to blow anyone while I'm gone.
365
00:17:12,983 --> 00:17:15,449
(door clicks)
366
00:17:15,450 --> 00:17:19,679
- Well, look who it is.
- Look, I don't have time for this today.
367
00:17:19,680 --> 00:17:21,869
- Then just give me my uncle's knife back.
368
00:17:21,870 --> 00:17:23,579
- I don't have your uncle's knife.
369
00:17:23,580 --> 00:17:25,889
And from what I understand,
you sold it to Horror Freak.
370
00:17:25,890 --> 00:17:28,289
- Correction, I was
robbed by Horror Freak.
371
00:17:28,290 --> 00:17:31,240
Those two buff fucking bozos
knew they were ripping me off.
372
00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:34,409
- What's up, horror freaks?
373
00:17:34,410 --> 00:17:37,439
Man, we just got this
awesome movie prop knife
374
00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,149
from this fuckboy, Jordan.
375
00:17:39,150 --> 00:17:41,549
Man, we seriously ripped this fool off.
376
00:17:41,550 --> 00:17:42,839
What an idiot.
377
00:17:42,840 --> 00:17:45,689
But anyways, make sure to come
down here and check it out.
378
00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:47,340
Highlight your motherfuckin' boy!
379
00:17:49,140 --> 00:17:52,379
- Ouch! Yeah, it's not a good look.
380
00:17:52,380 --> 00:17:54,509
But like I've told you all year long,
381
00:17:54,510 --> 00:17:56,819
I inherited this place
when Eric was murdered
382
00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:58,049
with that exact same knife.
383
00:17:58,050 --> 00:18:00,500
- Then it's your responsibility
to make it right.
384
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,689
Now, where is it?
385
00:18:03,690 --> 00:18:05,219
- Last time I saw your knife,
386
00:18:05,220 --> 00:18:07,503
it was sticking out of my fucking back.
387
00:18:11,550 --> 00:18:13,259
- So you admit it.
388
00:18:13,260 --> 00:18:14,643
You touched it last.
389
00:18:18,567 --> 00:18:21,809
(engine starting)
390
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:24,959
- Hey, you think if I take
more of this, it would help?
391
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:28,553
- They're gonna regret not
buying my Beanie Babies.
392
00:18:32,549 --> 00:18:35,216
(clock ticking)
393
00:18:40,675 --> 00:18:43,342
(pensive music)
394
00:18:45,437 --> 00:18:46,270
- Oh God.
395
00:18:50,117 --> 00:18:52,867
(truck rumbling)
396
00:18:55,278 --> 00:18:57,207
(comet whooshes)
397
00:18:57,208 --> 00:19:00,125
(intriguing music)
398
00:19:09,033 --> 00:19:11,103
It's green, let's go.
399
00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:13,283
Beep, beep.
400
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,523
Go.
401
00:19:18,585 --> 00:19:21,335
(car horn honks)
402
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:26,024
Ugh.
403
00:19:26,025 --> 00:19:29,442
(traffic lights beeping)
404
00:19:31,890 --> 00:19:33,749
Come on, man!
405
00:19:33,750 --> 00:19:34,923
Fucking go!
406
00:19:36,006 --> 00:19:38,620
(car rumbling)
407
00:19:38,621 --> 00:19:39,453
(car horn hoots)
408
00:19:39,454 --> 00:19:40,688
You're really fucking me here, buddy.
409
00:19:42,150 --> 00:19:44,252
- DJ, the light's green.
410
00:19:44,253 --> 00:19:45,736
- Ah!
411
00:19:45,737 --> 00:19:48,253
(lights whooshing)
412
00:19:48,254 --> 00:19:51,087
(Cincy screaming)
413
00:19:55,664 --> 00:19:58,497
(Cincy screaming)
414
00:20:06,412 --> 00:20:09,677
(Cincy grunts)
415
00:20:09,678 --> 00:20:12,511
(distorted music)
416
00:20:14,568 --> 00:20:17,318
(Cincy grunting)
417
00:20:18,778 --> 00:20:22,861
(voices whispering indistinctly)
418
00:20:26,148 --> 00:20:27,366
(wood creaking)
419
00:20:27,367 --> 00:20:28,475
- [Protestors] Cincy sucks.
420
00:20:28,476 --> 00:20:29,825
Cincy sucks.
421
00:20:29,826 --> 00:20:31,176
Cincy sucks.
422
00:20:31,177 --> 00:20:32,715
Cincy sucks.
423
00:20:32,716 --> 00:20:33,955
Cincy sucks.
424
00:20:33,956 --> 00:20:35,486
Cincy sucks.
425
00:20:35,487 --> 00:20:36,487
Cincy sucks.
426
00:20:40,396 --> 00:20:43,813
(Cincy groans and sighs)
427
00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:46,550
- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
428
00:20:47,430 --> 00:20:49,917
How am I supposed to
take down Acula alone?
429
00:20:49,918 --> 00:20:51,809
(Cincy breathing heavily)
430
00:20:51,810 --> 00:20:53,493
All my stupid friends are dead.
431
00:20:55,488 --> 00:20:56,729
(children chattering)
432
00:20:56,730 --> 00:20:57,723
Oh, shit.
433
00:20:59,490 --> 00:21:00,834
It's kicking in.
434
00:21:00,835 --> 00:21:01,667
(bell trilling)
435
00:21:01,668 --> 00:21:02,501
This is gonna suck.
436
00:21:06,090 --> 00:21:06,933
- Quiet down.
437
00:21:08,610 --> 00:21:10,409
Quiet down, class.
438
00:21:10,410 --> 00:21:11,253
Shut up!
439
00:21:16,050 --> 00:21:18,303
Welcome to Ms. Tillum's Time Capsule Day.
440
00:21:20,205 --> 00:21:22,024
(Cincy exclaims)
441
00:21:22,025 --> 00:21:23,952
- I remember this day.
442
00:21:23,953 --> 00:21:25,544
I remember this day.
443
00:21:25,545 --> 00:21:29,549
Time capsules. (echoing)
444
00:21:29,550 --> 00:21:30,993
Time capsule '89.
445
00:21:32,302 --> 00:21:33,402
Man, we were so young.
446
00:21:34,410 --> 00:21:36,059
- These are my Care Bear friends,
447
00:21:36,060 --> 00:21:37,833
and I'm going to bury them.
448
00:21:40,140 --> 00:21:41,999
- This is He-Man and Battle Cat.
449
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:42,832
- NARC?
450
00:21:42,833 --> 00:21:44,189
- Rescue.
- What's a NARC?
451
00:21:44,190 --> 00:21:45,510
I'm Craig.
452
00:21:45,511 --> 00:21:47,009
('80s electronic music continues)
453
00:21:47,010 --> 00:21:49,383
- Seven Shakes going in a time capsule.
454
00:21:50,220 --> 00:21:51,989
- I'm gonna put my Game Boy in here
455
00:21:51,990 --> 00:21:53,493
because I just played the NES.
456
00:21:55,430 --> 00:21:56,680
- You're not my NARC yet.
457
00:21:59,460 --> 00:22:04,460
- Mark McGuire, Pete Rose, Roger
Clemens, and Kurt Chilling.
458
00:22:04,470 --> 00:22:08,249
I have four future Hall of
Famers going in the time capsule.
459
00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:10,679
- Did you rearrange my collection?
460
00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:13,289
Did you rearrange my collection?
461
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,987
Did you rearrange my collection?
462
00:22:19,048 --> 00:22:21,135
(dramatic music)
463
00:22:21,136 --> 00:22:23,969
(Cincy screaming)
464
00:22:26,550 --> 00:22:29,549
- All right, miss, that's
gonna wrap up my job here.
465
00:22:29,550 --> 00:22:31,019
Reckon the boys in blue will be here soon
466
00:22:31,020 --> 00:22:32,459
to clean up that mess.
467
00:22:32,460 --> 00:22:33,629
- It's all good.
468
00:22:33,630 --> 00:22:35,339
Today was his first day anyway.
469
00:22:35,340 --> 00:22:37,349
And that bathroom, it
needed a clean up crew
470
00:22:37,350 --> 00:22:38,583
way before the murder.
471
00:22:41,940 --> 00:22:43,649
Anyway, have a good day.
472
00:22:43,650 --> 00:22:45,285
- Donny, this is Fife.
473
00:22:45,286 --> 00:22:46,118
(radio chatters)
474
00:22:46,119 --> 00:22:47,819
Yeah, we got another one.
475
00:22:47,820 --> 00:22:50,459
If we don't catch 'em
before they get to 13,
476
00:22:50,460 --> 00:22:53,110
then there's gonna be no
stopping the reign of Acula.
477
00:22:55,225 --> 00:22:58,058
(engine rumbling)
478
00:22:59,123 --> 00:23:01,710
(person shrieks)
479
00:23:01,711 --> 00:23:02,543
(body thuds)
480
00:23:02,544 --> 00:23:04,689
- (coughs) What the fuck.
481
00:23:04,690 --> 00:23:07,273
(gentle music)
482
00:23:08,123 --> 00:23:10,019
(NARC groans)
483
00:23:10,020 --> 00:23:11,720
Jesus Christ, you're a sore loser.
484
00:23:19,135 --> 00:23:24,135
- [Distorted Voice] Did you
rearrange my collection?
485
00:23:24,253 --> 00:23:29,253
Did you rearrange my collection?
486
00:23:30,133 --> 00:23:32,669
- Can you answer my question?
Did you rearrange my collection?
487
00:23:32,670 --> 00:23:34,150
- NARC?
488
00:23:34,151 --> 00:23:34,984
Oh.
489
00:23:37,140 --> 00:23:38,969
- Dude, is this fourth
grade Ms. Tillum's class?
490
00:23:38,970 --> 00:23:40,409
- Yes. Dude.
491
00:23:40,410 --> 00:23:41,579
I think the universe is trying
492
00:23:41,580 --> 00:23:43,875
to tell me something important right now.
493
00:23:43,876 --> 00:23:47,099
- (gasps) Libby Winks. (whooshes)
494
00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:49,443
- Okay. Michael, why don't you present?
495
00:23:52,380 --> 00:23:53,213
- Boston Mike.
496
00:23:54,720 --> 00:23:56,309
- Hey, I'm gonna put this g-genie.
497
00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:58,799
I'm mean lamp in the box.
498
00:23:58,800 --> 00:23:59,939
- [Both] A genie?
499
00:23:59,940 --> 00:24:01,889
- Michael, I told you to bring something
500
00:24:01,890 --> 00:24:03,479
that represents the 1980s.
501
00:24:03,480 --> 00:24:05,249
That looks super old.
502
00:24:05,250 --> 00:24:06,839
- I'm still gonna do it.
503
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,419
- That's it, the fucking genie.
504
00:24:09,420 --> 00:24:10,529
- Fuck the Yankees.
505
00:24:10,530 --> 00:24:12,839
- Mike Swirl was real all those years.
506
00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,759
They just dug that thing up.
507
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,803
I can get that lamp and bring you back.
508
00:24:17,880 --> 00:24:19,529
- But Cincy, I'm here.
(tense music)
509
00:24:19,530 --> 00:24:20,905
I'm here.
510
00:24:20,906 --> 00:24:22,379
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
511
00:24:22,380 --> 00:24:25,319
- Cincy, it's time to go home now.
512
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:26,519
- I'm here.
(bell ringing)
513
00:24:26,520 --> 00:24:27,629
I'm here.
514
00:24:27,630 --> 00:24:28,463
I'm here!
515
00:24:34,397 --> 00:24:35,761
Cincy, Cincy.
516
00:24:35,762 --> 00:24:36,629
(Cincy exclaims)
517
00:24:36,630 --> 00:24:38,069
- Craig?
518
00:24:38,070 --> 00:24:38,903
What?
519
00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:43,649
What are you doing here?
520
00:24:43,650 --> 00:24:44,763
- I beat Jesus at UNO.
521
00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:46,873
- What?
522
00:24:47,731 --> 00:24:48,689
Fucking aye.
523
00:24:48,690 --> 00:24:51,359
Cincy and NARC back together again.
524
00:24:51,360 --> 00:24:53,099
We're gonna need some backup, though.
525
00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:54,929
Acula possessed someone else.
526
00:24:54,930 --> 00:24:56,219
We don't know who it is.
527
00:24:56,220 --> 00:24:58,203
- Okay, before we do,
528
00:25:00,390 --> 00:25:02,756
are my Scooby snacks still over there?
529
00:25:02,757 --> 00:25:04,264
♪ How the hell can I ♪
530
00:25:04,265 --> 00:25:07,065
(rock music continues)
531
00:25:07,066 --> 00:25:08,545
♪ Without cashing in ♪
532
00:25:08,546 --> 00:25:13,546
♪ My heroes have all died in battle ♪
533
00:25:13,936 --> 00:25:18,936
♪ So cut off my hands at the wrists ♪
534
00:25:19,561 --> 00:25:24,561
♪ The streets will run
red with our blood now ♪
535
00:25:25,212 --> 00:25:28,099
♪ The streets will run red ♪
536
00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:33,100
♪ The streets will run red with my love ♪
537
00:25:35,180 --> 00:25:40,180
♪ My vendetta black ♪
538
00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:43,042
♪ Lie ♪
539
00:25:43,043 --> 00:25:44,253
- Is that Burf?
540
00:25:46,260 --> 00:25:47,568
- Hey, it's your boy Burf
541
00:25:47,569 --> 00:25:49,619
and we're in Elm Street
toys in Allen, Texas.
542
00:25:49,620 --> 00:25:52,019
What you got for me today Elm Street Toys?
543
00:25:52,020 --> 00:25:53,343
What you got for me today?
544
00:25:54,180 --> 00:25:55,919
Man I can't wait to get in here.
545
00:25:55,920 --> 00:25:59,099
We're gonna kill it, man. We're
gonna find some killer toys.
546
00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:00,327
It's gonna be good.
547
00:26:00,328 --> 00:26:01,160
(bell jingles)
548
00:26:01,161 --> 00:26:02,879
- Hey, see if you can
get with Patrick tonight
549
00:26:02,880 --> 00:26:05,009
and get some more of that juice.
550
00:26:05,010 --> 00:26:07,679
- Oh my God. Look at this
leather face I just found.
551
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:09,967
This thing's fricking awesome.
552
00:26:09,968 --> 00:26:11,727
♪ He's on that jazz man ♪
553
00:26:11,728 --> 00:26:12,560
♪ He's on that jazz ♪
554
00:26:12,561 --> 00:26:13,679
- Hey, hold on. Gimme a second.
555
00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,599
I gotta get this fricking nerd out.
556
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,078
♪ He's on the jazz man ♪
557
00:26:17,079 --> 00:26:18,379
The jiggy G-
- Excuse me.
558
00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:21,359
Hello?
559
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:22,923
I'm sorry. We're closed now.
560
00:26:23,850 --> 00:26:25,019
- Okay. All right.
561
00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:27,186
Well, I guess we gotta go, guys.
562
00:26:27,187 --> 00:26:32,187
(ominous music)
(lock clicks)
563
00:26:37,300 --> 00:26:40,116
(ominous music)
564
00:26:40,117 --> 00:26:42,119
(object clatters)
565
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:43,269
- Hello?
566
00:26:43,270 --> 00:26:46,270
(suspenseful music)
567
00:26:50,999 --> 00:26:53,157
- Ah!
(flesh squelches)
568
00:26:53,158 --> 00:26:55,908
(Brenda gasping)
569
00:27:00,587 --> 00:27:03,337
(Brenda gasping)
570
00:27:04,759 --> 00:27:05,359
- No!
571
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:10,228
Please!
572
00:27:17,386 --> 00:27:18,537
(Brenda shrieking)
573
00:27:18,538 --> 00:27:21,329
- No, not Brenda.
574
00:27:21,330 --> 00:27:24,929
This addition to the body
count piling up in Texas hurts.
575
00:27:24,930 --> 00:27:26,669
A close personal friend of mine,
576
00:27:26,670 --> 00:27:29,339
Brenda Ortega from Elm Street Toys
577
00:27:29,340 --> 00:27:31,289
was killed this afternoon.
578
00:27:31,290 --> 00:27:34,499
I was toy hunting at a few
yard sales when I got the news.
579
00:27:34,500 --> 00:27:36,239
You can find those videos linked below
580
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,219
if you want to check
'em out after this one.
581
00:27:38,220 --> 00:27:39,839
Rest in peace, Brenda.
582
00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:41,703
Love ya. Bye.
583
00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,760
- Did we get a new wiener schnitzel?
584
00:27:46,380 --> 00:27:48,449
Ah, dude, how's my channel doing?
585
00:27:48,450 --> 00:27:50,403
Did it go full viral after I died?
586
00:27:51,538 --> 00:27:53,279
- Uh. Not so much, man.
587
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:54,543
- Well, how's it doing?
588
00:27:55,825 --> 00:27:58,325
(Cincy sighs)
589
00:27:59,340 --> 00:28:02,399
- NARC is dead. Literally and digitally.
590
00:28:02,400 --> 00:28:04,439
We haven't seen a single new upload
591
00:28:04,440 --> 00:28:06,989
on "Not another retro
channel" since his vanishing.
592
00:28:06,990 --> 00:28:08,909
But that is until today.
593
00:28:08,910 --> 00:28:11,669
Today we got to meet YARC,
a new YouTube channel
594
00:28:11,670 --> 00:28:14,414
with a completely new rebrand.
595
00:28:14,415 --> 00:28:17,415
(heavy metal music)
596
00:28:19,620 --> 00:28:22,710
- You are witnessing the
dawn of YARC. (laughing)
597
00:28:28,410 --> 00:28:29,973
- I was fucking hacked.
598
00:28:31,283 --> 00:28:34,619
(ominous music)
599
00:28:34,620 --> 00:28:37,620
(shop bell jingles)
600
00:28:40,620 --> 00:28:42,629
Yo, let me get your phone.
I want to do a video.
601
00:28:42,630 --> 00:28:43,679
- What?
- Yeah.
602
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:45,573
- No, we're gonna keep moving.
603
00:28:46,500 --> 00:28:48,209
- Fine.
604
00:28:48,210 --> 00:28:49,709
But after we take down Acula,
605
00:28:49,710 --> 00:28:51,910
you're gonna have to
give some store credit.
606
00:28:58,602 --> 00:29:01,102
(gate clangs)
607
00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:04,229
- Now remember what I said in the car?
608
00:29:04,230 --> 00:29:07,199
She's just Jen now, not Acula.
609
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,933
She's not possessed
anymore, so don't freak out.
610
00:29:12,070 --> 00:29:15,663
(sighs) She's a raging
lesbian. So no gay jokes.
611
00:29:16,851 --> 00:29:18,051
- (chuckles) You're gay.
612
00:29:19,221 --> 00:29:23,138
(suspenseful music continues)
613
00:29:29,101 --> 00:29:29,934
- 68,
614
00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:32,394
69.
615
00:29:33,252 --> 00:29:34,502
- [NARC] (chuckles) Nice.
616
00:29:37,837 --> 00:29:41,670
(suspenseful music continues)
617
00:29:51,630 --> 00:29:53,673
- Um. Hey, Jen.
618
00:29:54,540 --> 00:29:56,939
Um, this is NARC.
619
00:29:56,940 --> 00:30:00,093
NARC, this is Jen.
620
00:30:01,140 --> 00:30:02,013
- I remember you.
621
00:30:03,326 --> 00:30:06,029
(gun clicking)
622
00:30:06,030 --> 00:30:08,009
- She's scarier now than
when she was possessed.
623
00:30:08,010 --> 00:30:09,546
- Shut the fuck up.
624
00:30:09,547 --> 00:30:11,369
(Jen spits)
625
00:30:11,370 --> 00:30:12,903
- How'd you end up here?
626
00:30:15,416 --> 00:30:17,907
- It was that motherfucker
St. Peter up there.
627
00:30:21,270 --> 00:30:23,243
That's why I don't like Peter's anymore.
628
00:30:28,140 --> 00:30:29,493
Wouldn't even let me in.
629
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,089
Said that he saw me kill 20 people.
630
00:30:33,090 --> 00:30:35,313
And before I could even defend myself,
631
00:30:36,360 --> 00:30:38,433
he kicked me in my fucking face.
632
00:30:39,660 --> 00:30:40,799
Fell back down to Earth
633
00:30:40,800 --> 00:30:42,450
through the Horror Freak ceiling.
634
00:30:44,130 --> 00:30:47,939
Then, I'm lying on the
floor and this asshole
635
00:30:47,940 --> 00:30:50,290
is fucking spraying me
in the face with Windex.
636
00:30:51,570 --> 00:30:53,189
- None of that matters anymore.
637
00:30:53,190 --> 00:30:57,629
The only thing that matters
is that Acula is back.
638
00:30:57,630 --> 00:31:01,443
It's time to clear your name
and save the fucking world.
639
00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:06,033
- All right. What's the plan?
640
00:31:07,230 --> 00:31:11,043
- Cincy has a plan, it fucking
sucks, but he has a plan.
641
00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:17,309
- We're gonna break into
our childhood school
642
00:31:17,310 --> 00:31:19,289
and steal a time capsule
that may or may not
643
00:31:19,290 --> 00:31:21,419
have a genie named George
in it that we're going
644
00:31:21,420 --> 00:31:25,233
to use to bring people back to
help us take this bitch down.
645
00:31:31,350 --> 00:31:32,183
- All right.
646
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,343
I don't really know what the
fuck you just said, but let's do it.
647
00:31:37,020 --> 00:31:38,639
- Shotgun on the shotgun?
648
00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,343
- No, not those. Too obvious.
649
00:31:42,420 --> 00:31:44,673
We'll bring the modified ones.
650
00:31:48,912 --> 00:31:51,829
(train clattering)
651
00:32:06,542 --> 00:32:07,374
(glass clinks)
- Oh ho.
652
00:32:07,375 --> 00:32:08,729
God bless, God bless.
653
00:32:08,730 --> 00:32:11,159
Speaking of which, who blessed the batch?
654
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:12,389
- What you talking about?
655
00:32:12,390 --> 00:32:13,222
- The, the batch.
656
00:32:13,223 --> 00:32:14,669
Was it Father Henry again?
657
00:32:14,670 --> 00:32:16,773
- Yeah. Father Henry did his thing.
658
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,139
- You should have seen it today.
659
00:32:19,140 --> 00:32:22,079
So many souls to save. It was beautiful.
660
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:23,249
- I bet it was.
661
00:32:23,250 --> 00:32:25,349
Even less customers for the store. Right?
662
00:32:25,350 --> 00:32:26,183
- Come and go.
663
00:32:27,300 --> 00:32:30,509
- Think another one of those retro freaks
was killed there today, you know?
664
00:32:30,510 --> 00:32:31,829
- Ah.
665
00:32:31,830 --> 00:32:32,909
That's, that's too bad.
666
00:32:32,910 --> 00:32:35,765
Well, hey, I hope their soul
found their way to heaven.
667
00:32:35,766 --> 00:32:37,199
- Yeah. Yeah, me too.
668
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:38,699
But for now, let's lay low.
669
00:32:38,700 --> 00:32:40,259
Just stay put for the night, okay?
670
00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:42,599
- Stay, stay put. Like stay put here.
671
00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:43,559
This is the toy store.
672
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:44,793
Someone was killed here.
673
00:32:46,680 --> 00:32:47,999
- Don't be such a pussy.
674
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:49,550
You have the Lord on your side.
675
00:32:51,030 --> 00:32:53,083
- That I do. That I do.
676
00:32:55,587 --> 00:32:59,105
(children chattering)
677
00:32:59,106 --> 00:33:01,479
(bell trilling)
678
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:02,999
- Coast is clear.
679
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,409
Stay down you dumb shits.
680
00:33:04,410 --> 00:33:05,969
She finds out a couple of 30 year olds
681
00:33:05,970 --> 00:33:07,859
are sneaking in and out of a school
682
00:33:07,860 --> 00:33:09,336
it's probably not gonna look great.
683
00:33:09,337 --> 00:33:11,699
- You wish we were 30?
Why don't we just run?
684
00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:12,903
- You wish we could run.
685
00:33:13,740 --> 00:33:15,989
- The fucking Game Chasers.
686
00:33:15,990 --> 00:33:17,939
- Who the hell are these guys?
687
00:33:17,940 --> 00:33:19,799
- [Cinch] Craig and I
went to school with them.
688
00:33:19,800 --> 00:33:21,989
- Hey, that's that that
motherfucker that hacked my channel.
689
00:33:21,990 --> 00:33:23,343
What are we waiting for?
690
00:33:25,624 --> 00:33:27,929
- Aargh! Keep still.
691
00:33:27,930 --> 00:33:29,159
- Yeah, let's go get 'em.
692
00:33:29,160 --> 00:33:31,439
I'm in the mood to kick some dicks in.
693
00:33:31,440 --> 00:33:34,263
- Not here. I know where they're going.
694
00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:37,859
(ominous music)
695
00:33:37,860 --> 00:33:40,353
- Hey, Dana, are you ready to go yet?
696
00:33:41,370 --> 00:33:43,049
- I'll be right there.
697
00:33:43,050 --> 00:33:44,373
- [Both] It's taco time.
698
00:33:45,872 --> 00:33:47,933
(shop bell jingles)
699
00:33:47,934 --> 00:33:51,434
(ominous music continues)
700
00:33:55,580 --> 00:33:58,330
(metal scraping)
701
00:34:01,943 --> 00:34:05,422
(murderer breathing heavily)
702
00:34:05,423 --> 00:34:07,993
(Dana screams)
703
00:34:07,994 --> 00:34:09,151
(flesh squelches)
704
00:34:09,152 --> 00:34:11,992
♪ It's a day with no tomorrow ♪
705
00:34:11,993 --> 00:34:15,021
♪ A point of no return ♪
706
00:34:15,022 --> 00:34:17,662
♪ A time for endless sorrow ♪
707
00:34:17,663 --> 00:34:19,379
♪ When the stars no longer burn ♪
708
00:34:19,380 --> 00:34:20,223
- No way.
709
00:34:21,390 --> 00:34:22,222
You know what?
710
00:34:22,223 --> 00:34:24,629
I remember the day I figured out
we weren't getting our stuff back.
711
00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:27,209
- It was a lot easier getting
that than your NAS though.
712
00:34:27,210 --> 00:34:29,369
- Tell me about it. I'm gray now.
713
00:34:29,370 --> 00:34:32,969
- Hey, check it out. They
have all their accessories.
714
00:34:32,970 --> 00:34:36,299
The Dark Lord has blessed YARC this day.
715
00:34:36,300 --> 00:34:38,073
- He's actually missing the shield.
716
00:34:39,570 --> 00:34:40,403
- Shit.
717
00:34:42,551 --> 00:34:46,111
- We gotta ditch this motherfucker.
718
00:34:46,112 --> 00:34:48,779
(bells tolling)
719
00:34:55,043 --> 00:34:57,876
(expectant music)
720
00:35:02,430 --> 00:35:05,009
- Sam? You got here fast.
721
00:35:05,010 --> 00:35:07,349
- Cincy, what the hell is going on?
722
00:35:07,350 --> 00:35:09,179
What do the Game Chasers
have to do with any of this?
723
00:35:09,180 --> 00:35:10,169
- You'll figure it out.
724
00:35:10,170 --> 00:35:12,929
Just get inside and distract
them while we get the lamp.
725
00:35:12,930 --> 00:35:14,279
- Now it's time to see if Boston Mike
726
00:35:14,280 --> 00:35:16,580
was telling the truth
about that genie or not.
727
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:20,763
- Fucking genie?
728
00:35:27,270 --> 00:35:28,619
- What's up?
729
00:35:28,620 --> 00:35:31,439
Game Chasers. Are they here?
730
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:32,440
- What do you think?
731
00:35:42,345 --> 00:35:43,789
(upbeat music)
732
00:35:43,790 --> 00:35:48,790
- Oh my God, guys. Are you
guys like the Game Chasers?
733
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,323
- Why yes. Yes, we are.
734
00:35:53,427 --> 00:35:54,427
- I am YARC.
735
00:35:59,554 --> 00:36:00,721
- That's YARC.
736
00:36:01,556 --> 00:36:02,489
- YARC.
737
00:36:02,490 --> 00:36:03,840
I like YARC.
738
00:36:06,117 --> 00:36:07,349
This is so cool.
739
00:36:07,350 --> 00:36:10,679
Um. Oh my goodness, so much.
740
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,179
Who is this guy?
741
00:36:12,180 --> 00:36:13,679
- Lady, we're grown men with beards.
742
00:36:13,680 --> 00:36:15,779
What makes you think we know
about the Care Bear Cousins
743
00:36:15,780 --> 00:36:18,359
introduced in the Care Bear movie, 1985.
744
00:36:18,360 --> 00:36:20,009
That's Lion Heart. He's
got some buddies here.
745
00:36:20,010 --> 00:36:21,629
Cozy Heart and Lotsa Heart with him.
746
00:36:21,630 --> 00:36:23,549
- Oh my God. Amazing.
747
00:36:23,550 --> 00:36:24,959
- But you know who else
has a lot of heart?
748
00:36:24,960 --> 00:36:26,493
- Who?
- Me.
749
00:36:27,587 --> 00:36:30,170
(sneaky music)
750
00:36:32,085 --> 00:36:35,085
(people chattering)
751
00:36:40,353 --> 00:36:42,929
- Man! You're a button
smashing son of a bitch.
752
00:36:42,930 --> 00:36:45,404
- Man, I'm gonna smash your butt.
753
00:36:45,405 --> 00:36:50,405
(fighters scuffling)
(people yelling)
754
00:36:51,411 --> 00:36:54,411
(footsteps tapping)
755
00:36:56,751 --> 00:36:58,439
- What now?
756
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:01,439
- Well? Do we rub it?
757
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:02,273
- You rub it.
758
00:37:03,420 --> 00:37:04,503
- We rub together.
759
00:37:21,930 --> 00:37:24,629
- Okay, now we do what we should have done
760
00:37:24,630 --> 00:37:26,219
in the first place.
761
00:37:26,220 --> 00:37:28,593
Let's blast this bitch
Acula back into hell.
762
00:37:30,022 --> 00:37:34,174
(table rumbling)
(glasses clinking)
763
00:37:34,175 --> 00:37:35,008
- Oh my...
764
00:37:36,821 --> 00:37:37,904
- [Genie] Yo!
765
00:37:40,981 --> 00:37:41,814
- George?
766
00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:45,323
- [Genie] Yeah. You know any other genies?
767
00:37:47,430 --> 00:37:49,349
- Do we have to rub you more to come out?
768
00:37:49,350 --> 00:37:52,229
- [Genie] Ain't no one
talked to me for 30 years
769
00:37:52,230 --> 00:37:54,269
and y'all think you can just rub your boy
770
00:37:54,270 --> 00:37:57,431
and I'm gonna hop out of this
lamp and suck y'all dicks.
771
00:37:57,432 --> 00:37:59,282
(footsteps tapping)
772
00:37:59,283 --> 00:38:00,629
(tap squeaking)
(water splashing)
773
00:38:00,630 --> 00:38:02,729
I'm getting a bath.
774
00:38:02,730 --> 00:38:06,239
Make your wishes and
leave George be, please.
775
00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:07,259
- Alright.
776
00:38:07,260 --> 00:38:08,729
First, we wish for all of our friends
777
00:38:08,730 --> 00:38:10,739
that were killed last year to come back
778
00:38:10,740 --> 00:38:12,590
and help us take down Acula for good.
779
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:15,062
- [Genie] Shit.
780
00:38:15,063 --> 00:38:16,199
(laughs) Nice try.
781
00:38:16,200 --> 00:38:19,469
You can bring back one person per one wish
782
00:38:19,470 --> 00:38:24,163
per section 15.8,
paragraph four, volume 20
783
00:38:24,164 --> 00:38:26,999
of the Genie Union Handbook.
784
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:29,892
- Okay, we really need to
think about this though.
785
00:38:29,893 --> 00:38:30,749
- I have an idea.
786
00:38:30,750 --> 00:38:33,239
- No offense, but leave
the planning to us.
787
00:38:33,240 --> 00:38:35,009
- No, Jen's right?
788
00:38:35,010 --> 00:38:37,310
We need to bring back
the most helpful people.
789
00:38:38,730 --> 00:38:41,339
- Genie, I wish for Ezekiel Vance
790
00:38:41,340 --> 00:38:42,839
to be brought back from the afterlife
791
00:38:42,840 --> 00:38:46,353
and help us take down the
demon princess Acula for good.
792
00:38:47,212 --> 00:38:48,282
(dramatic whooshing)
793
00:38:48,283 --> 00:38:51,283
(lightning crashes)
794
00:38:53,070 --> 00:38:54,749
- No way. Lame Pick.
795
00:38:54,750 --> 00:38:57,261
I wish to bring back Boston Mike.
796
00:38:57,262 --> 00:39:02,262
(dramatic whooshing)
(lightning crashes)
797
00:39:04,150 --> 00:39:06,090
- (screams) What the fuck?
798
00:39:06,990 --> 00:39:10,019
- We get three wishes and
Boston Mike is one of them?
799
00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:12,479
- George, is that you?
800
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:15,449
- [Genie] All right bitches. George out.
801
00:39:15,450 --> 00:39:18,689
- Wait, we have one more wish, don't we?
802
00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:20,579
- No, Captain Underpants over there
803
00:39:20,580 --> 00:39:24,179
made the first wish back in 1989,
804
00:39:24,180 --> 00:39:26,939
right before he buried my ass
in the ground for 30 years.
805
00:39:26,940 --> 00:39:30,183
All right, I do three
wishes every 100 years.
806
00:39:33,720 --> 00:39:36,569
- Dammit, Mike! What did he pick?
807
00:39:36,570 --> 00:39:39,959
- [Genie] Unlimited
supply of Chinese food.
808
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:41,910
- Why I don't eat Chinese food anymore.
809
00:39:43,279 --> 00:39:46,319
- (sighs) We brought you two back
to help us take down Acula.
810
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:47,159
She's not dead.
811
00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:49,469
- No! No.
812
00:39:49,470 --> 00:39:51,119
No, no, no.
813
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,563
Acula killed me.
814
00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:55,503
(sighs) She won.
815
00:39:56,700 --> 00:40:00,269
And I'm too old and
tired to fight a demon.
816
00:40:00,270 --> 00:40:01,901
- [Genie] All right,
this one's on the house.
817
00:40:01,902 --> 00:40:04,970
(thunder crashing)
818
00:40:04,971 --> 00:40:06,239
- No.
819
00:40:06,240 --> 00:40:07,983
This is horse shit.
820
00:40:09,840 --> 00:40:11,549
You idiots better have a plan.
821
00:40:11,550 --> 00:40:13,169
- Oh, we have a plan.
822
00:40:13,170 --> 00:40:15,299
Boston Mike, go check lost and
found and get some clothes.
823
00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:16,503
You look like shit.
824
00:40:20,515 --> 00:40:21,598
- [Genie] Yo.
825
00:40:25,140 --> 00:40:25,972
- Hey, sorry I'm late.
826
00:40:25,973 --> 00:40:26,806
Got the juice?
827
00:40:29,610 --> 00:40:30,663
It's a good batch.
828
00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:34,409
Now that everyone's hooked on the juice,
829
00:40:34,410 --> 00:40:36,779
no money for the stores.
830
00:40:36,780 --> 00:40:37,923
Perfect plan.
831
00:40:48,660 --> 00:40:50,610
- Hey, bud. Lost and found, you got it?
832
00:40:53,547 --> 00:40:55,259
(fingers tapping)
833
00:40:55,260 --> 00:40:56,093
- Here we go.
834
00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:00,123
Accessorize is important.
835
00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:02,328
Like that.
836
00:41:02,329 --> 00:41:03,934
Ugh, are you? Don't tell me, don't.
837
00:41:03,935 --> 00:41:05,582
No, ugh!
838
00:41:05,583 --> 00:41:07,633
Ugh, that was close. You see that, buddy?
839
00:41:19,650 --> 00:41:20,553
No pants?
840
00:41:25,380 --> 00:41:26,213
Thank you.
841
00:41:29,595 --> 00:41:31,345
Have a good day, bud.
842
00:41:32,217 --> 00:41:34,656
- Are you getting a fucking blow job?
843
00:41:34,657 --> 00:41:36,809
- Ah.
844
00:41:36,810 --> 00:41:39,183
- Wait, are you guys hiring?
845
00:41:40,320 --> 00:41:42,413
- Oh, she doesn't work here.
846
00:41:42,414 --> 00:41:45,247
(expectant music)
847
00:41:46,770 --> 00:41:49,319
- [Ezekiel] So what's
this genius plan of yours?
848
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:50,879
- [Cincy] All right, here it is.
849
00:41:50,880 --> 00:41:52,169
Those three are gonna check the stores
850
00:41:52,170 --> 00:41:53,549
on the west side of town.
851
00:41:53,550 --> 00:41:55,559
We're gonna check the stores on the east.
852
00:41:55,560 --> 00:41:57,869
- [Jen] Ugh. Which one of you farted?
853
00:41:57,870 --> 00:41:59,729
- [Ezekiel] Hey man, I'm kind of hungry.
854
00:41:59,730 --> 00:42:01,049
- [Mike] Ooh, tacos?
855
00:42:01,050 --> 00:42:02,969
- [Jen] We don't have time to stop.
856
00:42:02,970 --> 00:42:05,039
- [NARC] Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yard sale, yard sale.
857
00:42:05,040 --> 00:42:08,189
- [Ezekiel] So let me get this straight.
You had access to a genie,
858
00:42:08,190 --> 00:42:12,419
and instead of killing
Acula, you wished us back.
859
00:42:12,420 --> 00:42:14,309
- [Cincy] Um...
860
00:42:14,310 --> 00:42:17,271
- [Ezekiel] You didn't even think of
that, did you? Didn't even think of it.
861
00:42:17,272 --> 00:42:20,439
♪ 'Cause I'm tortured ♪
862
00:42:24,672 --> 00:42:25,589
- Fuck you!
863
00:42:32,883 --> 00:42:33,715
(car rumbling)
864
00:42:33,716 --> 00:42:36,299
♪ I'm tortured ♪
865
00:42:38,069 --> 00:42:40,819
(doors clicking)
866
00:42:43,859 --> 00:42:45,689
- Are you fucking kidding me?
867
00:42:45,690 --> 00:42:47,399
- You always stopping at a yard sale.
868
00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:50,009
- I know this guy. He
has really good deals.
869
00:42:50,010 --> 00:42:51,719
- Get back in the car!
870
00:42:51,720 --> 00:42:52,863
Get back in the car!
871
00:42:55,410 --> 00:42:57,259
- See, look, look, look.
872
00:42:57,260 --> 00:42:59,564
- Ah. Everything's a dollar.
873
00:42:59,565 --> 00:43:02,148
(gentle music)
874
00:43:13,740 --> 00:43:15,691
- Boston Mike's back baby.
875
00:43:15,692 --> 00:43:17,548
(bagpipe music)
876
00:43:17,549 --> 00:43:20,733
- Dude. Where's my fucking ladder at?
877
00:43:23,558 --> 00:43:26,189
(car rumbles)
878
00:43:26,190 --> 00:43:28,679
- Let me get two dozen tacos
879
00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:30,689
and put some of that
green sauce in the bag.
880
00:43:30,690 --> 00:43:34,529
- What are we even doing?
We need to get to the store.
881
00:43:34,530 --> 00:43:35,769
- I've been dead for a year.
882
00:43:35,770 --> 00:43:37,563
I'm a little hungry, okay?
883
00:43:38,520 --> 00:43:40,786
Oh, thank you. Green sauce.
884
00:43:40,787 --> 00:43:43,704
(train clattering)
885
00:43:55,456 --> 00:43:58,456
(suspenseful music)
886
00:44:13,974 --> 00:44:15,946
(ball thuds)
887
00:44:15,947 --> 00:44:18,697
(pair scuffling)
888
00:44:23,128 --> 00:44:24,295
- Woo hoo hoo!
889
00:44:27,121 --> 00:44:29,871
(blows thudding)
890
00:44:34,903 --> 00:44:37,736
(bodies thudding)
891
00:44:39,021 --> 00:44:42,021
(fighters grunting)
892
00:44:51,242 --> 00:44:53,992
(metal thudding)
893
00:44:56,373 --> 00:45:00,456
(suspenseful music intensifying)
894
00:45:03,022 --> 00:45:05,522
(pipe clangs)
895
00:45:07,421 --> 00:45:10,171
(blows thudding)
896
00:45:15,944 --> 00:45:18,694
(blows thudding)
897
00:45:25,027 --> 00:45:27,860
(engine rumbling)
898
00:45:34,948 --> 00:45:39,031
(people chattering indistinctly)
899
00:45:43,948 --> 00:45:47,775
(tape machine clicking)
900
00:45:47,776 --> 00:45:49,065
- Come on, dude. Go.
901
00:45:49,066 --> 00:45:49,898
Go, get out of there.
902
00:45:49,899 --> 00:45:51,179
- [TV] You have to leave. Yes.
903
00:45:51,180 --> 00:45:53,849
- So uh, Brenda from Elm Street,
904
00:45:53,850 --> 00:45:57,089
Matt, Chuck, and Rod from
Empire. They're all dead.
905
00:45:57,090 --> 00:45:58,169
- I saw that.
906
00:45:58,170 --> 00:46:00,430
Collectors are saying Acula's back.
907
00:46:00,431 --> 00:46:02,909
- Well, Acula killed
my brother a year ago.
908
00:46:02,910 --> 00:46:03,809
- What?
909
00:46:03,810 --> 00:46:05,879
- Yeah. I saw some of
my footage from Empire.
910
00:46:05,880 --> 00:46:08,339
Dude looks like an off-brand ghost face.
911
00:46:08,340 --> 00:46:10,679
- Ma, can we get some Ghost Face?
912
00:46:10,680 --> 00:46:12,633
- No, we got Ghost Face at home.
913
00:46:14,047 --> 00:46:16,649
- I'm gonna go check the door.
I'll be back in a little bit.
914
00:46:16,650 --> 00:46:18,419
- Shouldn't have said that.
915
00:46:18,420 --> 00:46:20,256
- You guys hear that?
916
00:46:20,257 --> 00:46:22,713
- Shh. Watching a classic.
917
00:46:24,846 --> 00:46:27,846
(footsteps tapping)
918
00:46:28,770 --> 00:46:31,231
- Aren't they supposed
to be open until 7:00?
919
00:46:31,232 --> 00:46:32,065
- It is.
920
00:46:33,265 --> 00:46:34,502
- I thought so too.
921
00:46:34,503 --> 00:46:37,603
- Hey, man. You're supposed to be
open for another hour. What's going on?
922
00:46:37,604 --> 00:46:40,090
- I know, guys, I'm
sorry, but I have to close
923
00:46:40,114 --> 00:46:42,599
early tonight. My
little girl has this recital
924
00:46:42,600 --> 00:46:44,459
and I can't wait to see it
and I'm not gonna miss it.
925
00:46:44,460 --> 00:46:45,596
Sorry again.
926
00:46:45,597 --> 00:46:46,480
(ominous music)
927
00:46:46,481 --> 00:46:50,398
(customers speak indistinctly)
928
00:46:55,542 --> 00:46:58,160
(flesh squelching)
(victim screaming)
929
00:46:58,161 --> 00:47:01,661
(ominous music continues)
930
00:47:15,548 --> 00:47:17,215
- I locked the door.
931
00:47:20,310 --> 00:47:22,310
- I'd like to see the killer get us now.
932
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:24,393
- Not today.
933
00:47:27,292 --> 00:47:29,059
- (gasps) Oh, fuck!
934
00:47:29,060 --> 00:47:31,349
(ominous music continues)
935
00:47:31,350 --> 00:47:32,489
- Yeah.
936
00:47:32,490 --> 00:47:35,403
Can't believe the Empire boys
are dead. Yeah, it's crazy.
937
00:47:36,540 --> 00:47:39,269
Yeah, no, I'm, I'm up in their
booth right now at the mall
938
00:47:39,270 --> 00:47:40,889
looking through their stuff.
939
00:47:40,890 --> 00:47:42,269
- Man, forget about eating brains.
940
00:47:42,270 --> 00:47:43,773
I'd love to eat her ass.
941
00:47:44,878 --> 00:47:46,199
(man imitating zombie groans)
942
00:47:46,200 --> 00:47:47,033
Yeah.
943
00:47:49,397 --> 00:47:50,705
(suspenseful music)
944
00:47:50,706 --> 00:47:53,706
(footsteps tapping)
945
00:47:55,735 --> 00:47:57,703
(door thudding)
946
00:47:57,704 --> 00:48:00,371
(lock clicking)
947
00:48:04,814 --> 00:48:08,564
(murderer breathing heavily)
948
00:48:14,894 --> 00:48:17,394
(tense music)
949
00:48:18,463 --> 00:48:21,713
(footsteps clattering)
950
00:48:25,271 --> 00:48:28,021
(victim gagging)
951
00:48:28,955 --> 00:48:32,788
- [TV] Let's go. (indistinct)
952
00:48:33,682 --> 00:48:36,231
Hey Randy. Light these torches over here.
953
00:48:36,232 --> 00:48:38,609
(door squeaking)
954
00:48:38,610 --> 00:48:39,573
- Door's unlocked.
955
00:48:46,770 --> 00:48:50,099
- Oh, your plan sucks.
956
00:48:50,100 --> 00:48:50,932
- Fuck!
957
00:48:50,933 --> 00:48:53,163
- [Jen] Maybe the other
guys had better luck.
958
00:48:54,174 --> 00:48:56,757
(somber music)
959
00:49:05,760 --> 00:49:08,073
- Maybe we shouldn't
have stopped for tacos.
960
00:49:09,750 --> 00:49:11,163
- They were so good though.
961
00:49:14,070 --> 00:49:16,949
- You are two fucking idiots go upstairs
962
00:49:16,950 --> 00:49:18,423
and I'll go check downstairs.
963
00:49:24,980 --> 00:49:27,730
(feet shuffling)
964
00:49:28,949 --> 00:49:29,969
(objects clattering)
965
00:49:29,970 --> 00:49:31,619
- Hey!
966
00:49:31,620 --> 00:49:33,705
Sam's kind of a bitch, right?
967
00:49:33,706 --> 00:49:36,289
(light music)
968
00:49:52,224 --> 00:49:57,224
(footsteps tapping)
(light music)
969
00:50:04,773 --> 00:50:07,440
(ominous music)
970
00:50:08,541 --> 00:50:11,124
(feet tapping)
971
00:50:27,510 --> 00:50:29,110
- I know you're still down here.
972
00:50:31,080 --> 00:50:32,493
It's okay.
973
00:50:34,020 --> 00:50:35,013
I'm alone.
974
00:50:37,140 --> 00:50:38,223
Come out.
975
00:50:39,282 --> 00:50:42,363
(ominous music)
976
00:50:42,364 --> 00:50:46,114
(murderer breathing heavily)
977
00:50:50,460 --> 00:50:52,410
You're getting close to your 13th kill.
978
00:50:55,230 --> 00:50:58,593
I have two idiots upstairs
that we can add to your count.
979
00:50:59,700 --> 00:51:01,810
So how about
980
00:51:03,300 --> 00:51:07,233
we raise King Acula together?
981
00:51:09,860 --> 00:51:12,360
(Sam choking)
982
00:51:13,604 --> 00:51:14,663
(head thuds)
983
00:51:14,664 --> 00:51:16,183
- Your phone's ringing.
984
00:51:16,184 --> 00:51:18,389
(phone buzzing)
985
00:51:18,390 --> 00:51:21,273
- Uh, this might actually be the killer.
986
00:51:22,350 --> 00:51:23,943
Hello.
987
00:51:23,944 --> 00:51:26,339
(person speaks indistinctly)
988
00:51:26,340 --> 00:51:27,783
Guys, it's the killer.
989
00:51:29,464 --> 00:51:33,214
(person speaks indistinctly)
990
00:51:39,270 --> 00:51:42,063
Well, (sighs) I know where we need to go.
991
00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:48,270
- You know it's a trap, right?
992
00:51:49,470 --> 00:51:50,303
- Probably.
993
00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:02,367
(ominous music)
994
00:52:11,792 --> 00:52:14,625
(engine rumbling)
995
00:52:30,643 --> 00:52:33,060
(doors thud)
996
00:52:37,530 --> 00:52:41,609
I still can't believe
you two guys lost Sam.
997
00:52:41,610 --> 00:52:43,559
You better hope she's okay.
998
00:52:43,560 --> 00:52:45,693
- She's the one that wanted to separate.
999
00:52:47,850 --> 00:52:50,396
I'm gonna go get something out of her car.
1000
00:52:50,397 --> 00:52:52,210
(suspenseful music)
1001
00:52:52,211 --> 00:52:55,128
(traffic rumbling)
1002
00:52:59,550 --> 00:53:02,579
- Our winding paths will soon intersect,
1003
00:53:02,580 --> 00:53:05,043
and then the harrowing descent begins.
1004
00:53:06,840 --> 00:53:08,249
- Okay.
1005
00:53:08,250 --> 00:53:09,929
It's the same mixture
of drugs and holy water
1006
00:53:09,930 --> 00:53:12,030
you two used to take down Acula last year.
1007
00:53:13,029 --> 00:53:15,563
You have to weaken the demon
if we even stand a chance.
1008
00:53:19,230 --> 00:53:24,230
- Alright, Acula, this
time I'ma see you coming.
1009
00:53:28,307 --> 00:53:30,899
- So are you guys ready
to do this or what?
1010
00:53:30,900 --> 00:53:32,159
- Of course, dude.
1011
00:53:32,160 --> 00:53:35,309
We got the dream team and Boston Mike.
1012
00:53:35,310 --> 00:53:36,483
What could go wrong?
1013
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:40,199
- Sorry. Did you say what could go wrong?
1014
00:53:40,200 --> 00:53:41,032
I don't know.
1015
00:53:41,033 --> 00:53:42,599
How about the fact Acula is most likely
1016
00:53:42,600 --> 00:53:44,519
gonna kill all of us, and then afterwards
1017
00:53:44,520 --> 00:53:47,609
we get to get butt fucked
by demons for all eternity.
1018
00:53:47,610 --> 00:53:50,159
- Wait, wait, wait. It's
that really on the table?
1019
00:53:50,160 --> 00:53:52,695
- Jesus Christ, Ezekiel,
is that what was happening to you guys
1020
00:53:52,696 --> 00:53:54,773
before we wished you back to Earth?
1021
00:54:01,980 --> 00:54:03,723
- Acula ain't getting me again.
1022
00:54:06,895 --> 00:54:09,562
(guns clicking)
1023
00:54:12,274 --> 00:54:16,191
(suspenseful music continues)
1024
00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:28,593
- We're all gonna fucking die.
1025
00:54:43,284 --> 00:54:47,117
(suspenseful music continues)
1026
00:54:59,323 --> 00:55:02,073
(chain clinking)
1027
00:55:09,255 --> 00:55:11,755
(door clicks)
1028
00:55:16,135 --> 00:55:19,968
(suspenseful music continues)
1029
00:55:32,354 --> 00:55:34,259
- I found the power.
1030
00:55:34,260 --> 00:55:37,199
- We still need to find an
object to trap Acula in.
1031
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,750
That is if we're still
alive to perform the ritual.
1032
00:55:40,650 --> 00:55:42,329
- No more trapping.
1033
00:55:42,330 --> 00:55:44,073
Tonight we kill the demon forever.
1034
00:55:50,622 --> 00:55:51,455
Shh.
1035
00:55:52,740 --> 00:55:54,929
- Okay, what's the plan now, Cincy?
1036
00:55:54,930 --> 00:55:57,539
- This place is huge. We need to split up.
1037
00:55:57,540 --> 00:56:00,203
- He's right. What's the plan?
1038
00:56:00,204 --> 00:56:02,219
- All right, no one makes
a move on their own.
1039
00:56:02,220 --> 00:56:04,113
We need to do this together.
1040
00:56:05,070 --> 00:56:08,939
You two guys, go upstairs,
take the escalator.
1041
00:56:08,940 --> 00:56:09,993
But before that,
1042
00:56:11,857 --> 00:56:13,413
"Kill evil" on three.
1043
00:56:18,810 --> 00:56:20,433
- Oh, you guys serious?
1044
00:56:21,533 --> 00:56:22,889
- Come on.
- Yeah.
1045
00:56:22,890 --> 00:56:24,719
- This one's for you, Eddie.
1046
00:56:24,720 --> 00:56:26,609
- 1, 2, 3.
1047
00:56:26,610 --> 00:56:27,670
- [All] Kill evil.
1048
00:56:27,671 --> 00:56:28,504
- Shh.
1049
00:56:30,216 --> 00:56:31,216
It's not on.
1050
00:56:32,580 --> 00:56:35,837
- They're stairs. Just use them as stairs.
1051
00:56:37,405 --> 00:56:41,322
(suspenseful music continues)
1052
00:56:45,866 --> 00:56:47,389
- Shh.
1053
00:56:47,390 --> 00:56:50,390
(footsteps tapping)
1054
00:56:56,848 --> 00:56:59,598
- Dude, flip flops again. Really?
1055
00:57:02,379 --> 00:57:07,379
(gate clatters)
(elevator hums)
1056
00:57:28,698 --> 00:57:31,365
(gate clatters)
1057
00:57:35,758 --> 00:57:37,925
- [Ezekiel] You all ready?
1058
00:57:42,276 --> 00:57:46,109
(suspenseful music continues)
1059
00:57:57,621 --> 00:57:59,359
- Hey.
- Yeah.
1060
00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:00,329
- [Mike] If my head blows up.
1061
00:58:00,330 --> 00:58:01,811
Don't leave me this time.
1062
00:58:01,812 --> 00:58:03,192
- Yeah.
1063
00:58:03,193 --> 00:58:05,227
(suspenseful music continues)
1064
00:58:05,228 --> 00:58:08,978
(murderer breathing heavily)
1065
00:58:29,698 --> 00:58:33,531
(suspenseful music continues)
1066
00:58:42,343 --> 00:58:45,614
(feet tapping)
1067
00:58:45,615 --> 00:58:46,948
- Anything?
- No.
1068
00:58:50,820 --> 00:58:53,403
(Sam whimpers)
1069
00:58:55,788 --> 00:58:58,455
(hopeful music)
1070
00:58:59,328 --> 00:59:00,587
- Is someone there?
1071
00:59:00,588 --> 00:59:02,816
Is someone? Cincy?
1072
00:59:02,817 --> 00:59:03,946
Cincy! Cincy!
1073
00:59:03,947 --> 00:59:05,030
Cincy! Cincy!
1074
00:59:06,279 --> 00:59:08,216
Please, somebody help me!
1075
00:59:08,217 --> 00:59:09,057
Please help me.
1076
00:59:09,058 --> 00:59:12,120
(Sam shrieks and whimpers)
1077
00:59:12,121 --> 00:59:14,539
Cincy! Please help me.
1078
00:59:14,540 --> 00:59:15,707
Cincy help me.
1079
00:59:16,870 --> 00:59:19,537
(Sam shrieking)
1080
00:59:21,651 --> 00:59:23,901
Help! Help, please help me.
1081
00:59:25,297 --> 00:59:26,130
Please.
1082
00:59:28,528 --> 00:59:29,729
Please somebody help.
1083
00:59:29,730 --> 00:59:31,687
Cincy! Cincy, please.
1084
00:59:31,688 --> 00:59:32,558
Get me out of here.
1085
00:59:32,559 --> 00:59:34,407
Get me out of here.
1086
00:59:34,408 --> 00:59:35,757
- Sam, what the fuck?
1087
00:59:35,758 --> 00:59:37,626
- He's gonna light me on fucking fire.
1088
00:59:37,627 --> 00:59:39,597
He's gonna light me on fucking fire.
1089
00:59:39,598 --> 00:59:43,069
(Sam whimpering hysterically)
1090
00:59:43,070 --> 00:59:44,653
Cincy, please help.
1091
00:59:49,021 --> 00:59:52,486
(Sam shrieking and sobbing)
1092
00:59:52,487 --> 00:59:55,570
- Uh uh uh. I don't fucking think so.
1093
00:59:56,409 --> 00:59:58,592
Did you bring water guns?
1094
00:59:58,593 --> 00:59:59,853
What am I? A gremlin?
1095
01:00:00,912 --> 01:00:02,559
I'm not allowed to get wet?
1096
01:00:02,560 --> 01:00:03,893
- It's not Acula. It's a ritual.
1097
01:00:05,350 --> 01:00:07,049
It's a ritual.
1098
01:00:07,050 --> 01:00:08,939
- 13th kill.
1099
01:00:08,940 --> 01:00:10,340
- What is she talking about?
1100
01:00:13,264 --> 01:00:14,849
- He's not Acula.
1101
01:00:14,850 --> 01:00:17,373
He's not raising Princess Acula either.
1102
01:00:19,740 --> 01:00:23,069
This ritual will call
King Acula to the world
1103
01:00:23,070 --> 01:00:24,663
and he'll rule for eternity.
1104
01:00:26,730 --> 01:00:28,983
It's the 13th blood sacrifice.
1105
01:00:35,640 --> 01:00:38,099
(Sam sobbing)
1106
01:00:38,100 --> 01:00:39,843
We are fucked!
1107
01:00:46,810 --> 01:00:49,739
(ominous music)
1108
01:00:49,740 --> 01:00:50,643
- You're too late.
1109
01:00:52,860 --> 01:00:53,943
- This asshole!
1110
01:00:54,930 --> 01:00:56,153
- What? Are you kidding me?
1111
01:00:57,510 --> 01:00:59,729
(scoffs) You guys didn't know
it was me the whole time.
1112
01:00:59,730 --> 01:01:01,479
I wasn't even trying to hide it.
1113
01:01:01,480 --> 01:01:04,503
I killed 12 people, you fucking idiot.
1114
01:01:05,528 --> 01:01:07,323
- Oh, I just don't know. Whew.
1115
01:01:08,307 --> 01:01:10,473
Are we gonna blast this fucker or what?
1116
01:01:11,310 --> 01:01:13,360
- Why don't we just kick this dude's ass?
1117
01:01:14,220 --> 01:01:17,009
- Won't matter. He's at 12.
1118
01:01:17,010 --> 01:01:18,659
Doesn't matter who the 13th kill is.
1119
01:01:18,660 --> 01:01:21,693
If anyone dies here tonight, Acula rises.
1120
01:01:24,506 --> 01:01:26,189
- You know what?
1121
01:01:26,190 --> 01:01:28,413
Fuck this guy. NARC's right.
1122
01:01:29,550 --> 01:01:32,357
Let's just kick his fucking ass.
1123
01:01:32,358 --> 01:01:34,347
- (laughs) Now we're talking.
1124
01:01:34,348 --> 01:01:35,339
(metal clangs)
1125
01:01:35,340 --> 01:01:37,504
- Oh damn. Oh shit.
1126
01:01:37,505 --> 01:01:38,539
(tense music)
- [Sam] No, Cincy.
1127
01:01:43,706 --> 01:01:45,275
- Fuck you, Cincy.
1128
01:01:45,276 --> 01:01:47,553
- (whimpers) No!
1129
01:01:47,554 --> 01:01:50,304
Oh no. (sobbing)
1130
01:01:51,930 --> 01:01:53,943
- Cincy Nerd, you arrogant fuck.
1131
01:01:57,570 --> 01:01:59,883
They came to save you with water guns.
1132
01:02:01,050 --> 01:02:04,019
I killed 12 people.
1133
01:02:04,020 --> 01:02:05,219
12 people!
1134
01:02:05,220 --> 01:02:07,889
And they came to save you with water guns.
1135
01:02:07,890 --> 01:02:08,820
What the fuck?
1136
01:02:10,650 --> 01:02:12,233
You stupid fucks!
1137
01:02:13,620 --> 01:02:15,663
I bet you were making videos on the way.
1138
01:02:17,850 --> 01:02:20,043
I bet you were toy
hunting on the way here.
1139
01:02:21,840 --> 01:02:23,690
What the fuck is the matter with you?
1140
01:02:26,310 --> 01:02:28,859
Welcome to the Jordan Show.
1141
01:02:28,860 --> 01:02:32,103
And this is Jordan's favorite scary movie.
1142
01:02:36,270 --> 01:02:37,683
You all disgust me.
1143
01:02:41,160 --> 01:02:42,689
You think you could just
get away with it too?
1144
01:02:42,690 --> 01:02:45,989
Everyone just lets you get
away with it all the time.
1145
01:02:45,990 --> 01:02:47,519
But not Jordan.
1146
01:02:47,520 --> 01:02:48,843
- Wait, he's not Acula?
1147
01:02:51,150 --> 01:02:53,999
- You Look for someone that's
maybe down on his luck,
1148
01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:57,839
needs a few bucks and
then you rip him off.
1149
01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:59,733
But that's not even what bothered me.
1150
01:03:00,990 --> 01:03:02,499
And you're just as bad as that.
1151
01:03:02,500 --> 01:03:03,419
(Sam whimpers)
1152
01:03:03,420 --> 01:03:05,639
That's not even what bothered me.
1153
01:03:05,640 --> 01:03:08,609
What bothered me is that you
go on the fucking internet
1154
01:03:08,610 --> 01:03:11,789
and call me a fuckboy.
1155
01:03:11,790 --> 01:03:13,919
Do I look like a fucking fuckboy?
1156
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:15,959
Do I look like a fucking fuckboy?
1157
01:03:15,960 --> 01:03:17,853
Do I look like a fucking fuckboy?
1158
01:03:18,930 --> 01:03:21,879
Do I? No.
1159
01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:25,143
(chuckles) You social media influencers,
1160
01:03:26,520 --> 01:03:28,953
you vloggers, you collectors,
1161
01:03:30,300 --> 01:03:34,319
all of you think it's so cool
1162
01:03:34,320 --> 01:03:35,789
to just go around, make videos,
1163
01:03:35,790 --> 01:03:37,439
try to take advantage of your fans.
1164
01:03:37,440 --> 01:03:40,349
Tell 'em what to do, what to watch,
1165
01:03:40,350 --> 01:03:42,063
what to wear, what to buy.
1166
01:03:44,430 --> 01:03:45,333
For what?
1167
01:03:47,430 --> 01:03:49,079
To sell more ad time.
1168
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:53,943
And then even today, with every kill,
1169
01:03:55,950 --> 01:04:00,362
you promoted more and
more of your own agenda.
1170
01:04:00,363 --> 01:04:02,219
(Sam sobbing)
1171
01:04:02,220 --> 01:04:04,413
Oh wait, there's more.
1172
01:04:05,850 --> 01:04:09,055
I almost forgot to tell you the best pa-
1173
01:04:09,056 --> 01:04:09,888
(door thuds)
1174
01:04:09,889 --> 01:04:11,515
- You have the right to remain silent.
1175
01:04:11,516 --> 01:04:14,213
(gunshots banging)
1176
01:04:14,214 --> 01:04:16,714
(Sam gasping)
1177
01:04:20,730 --> 01:04:21,563
Forever!
1178
01:04:24,985 --> 01:04:26,272
(somber music)
1179
01:04:26,273 --> 01:04:27,804
- Cincy?
1180
01:04:27,805 --> 01:04:28,638
Cincy!
1181
01:04:30,526 --> 01:04:31,650
Cincy get me out here.
1182
01:04:33,435 --> 01:04:37,075
Please get help.
(ominous music)
1183
01:04:37,076 --> 01:04:40,764
- Oh, honey, Cincy's not here anymore.
1184
01:04:40,765 --> 01:04:41,598
- What?
1185
01:04:42,450 --> 01:04:45,573
- The name's King Acula And you're fired.
1186
01:04:46,646 --> 01:04:51,646
(Sam screaming)
(flames hissing)
1187
01:04:51,750 --> 01:04:52,583
- No! See ya.
1188
01:04:54,021 --> 01:04:56,688
(Sam screaming)
1189
01:04:59,517 --> 01:05:00,869
- Ah! Sam!
1190
01:05:00,870 --> 01:05:01,863
- Oh Jesus.
1191
01:05:02,977 --> 01:05:05,553
(sighs) That was a fucked up dream.
1192
01:05:07,230 --> 01:05:08,063
Yeah.
1193
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:11,583
All right, I'm gonna go check my subs.
1194
01:05:12,736 --> 01:05:15,736
(water splattering)
1195
01:05:20,705 --> 01:05:24,207
(toothbrush scraping)
1196
01:05:24,208 --> 01:05:26,791
(egg sizzling)
1197
01:05:30,990 --> 01:05:33,359
Craig. Holy shit, dude.
1198
01:05:33,360 --> 01:05:35,129
Oh my God. It's so good to see you.
1199
01:05:35,130 --> 01:05:36,869
- Yeah, dude, it's great to see you too.
1200
01:05:36,870 --> 01:05:38,013
You, you all right?
1201
01:05:38,943 --> 01:05:39,775
- I'm okay, dude.
1202
01:05:39,776 --> 01:05:41,729
I, I had a fucked up dream last night
1203
01:05:41,730 --> 01:05:43,799
and it's just really good to see you.
1204
01:05:43,800 --> 01:05:45,299
Anyway, I'm here for
the neck of pre-orders,
1205
01:05:45,300 --> 01:05:47,336
but I gotta take a shit.
1206
01:05:47,337 --> 01:05:48,569
- Oh.
- And I am afraid
1207
01:05:48,570 --> 01:05:49,589
of that bathroom.
- Yeah.
1208
01:05:49,590 --> 01:05:51,652
- I'm gonna use Horror Freak's bathroom.
- For sure, man.
1209
01:05:51,653 --> 01:05:52,485
Go around the back.
1210
01:05:52,486 --> 01:05:53,459
- Yeah.
- Go through the back.
1211
01:05:53,460 --> 01:05:55,409
Because there's some old man in there.
1212
01:05:55,410 --> 01:05:56,699
Creepy ass old man.
1213
01:05:56,700 --> 01:05:58,619
I'm pretty sure he's flashing Eric
1214
01:05:58,620 --> 01:05:59,895
and I think they're fucking, dude.
1215
01:05:59,896 --> 01:06:02,489
- [Cincy] Ooh. What the frick?
1216
01:06:02,490 --> 01:06:03,322
- Yeah. I don't know.
1217
01:06:03,323 --> 01:06:05,399
It's weird shit, but just
giving you a heads up.
1218
01:06:05,400 --> 01:06:07,977
- Yeah. Fuck creepy ass
old men, dude. Right?
1219
01:06:07,978 --> 01:06:09,419
- Yeah fuck creepy ass old man, dude.
1220
01:06:09,420 --> 01:06:10,739
- Good job, buddy.
1221
01:06:10,740 --> 01:06:12,783
That's why you are my NARC.
1222
01:06:13,650 --> 01:06:14,643
You're my NARC!
1223
01:06:16,410 --> 01:06:18,843
- Nerd. That's why you're my Cincy Nerd.
1224
01:06:19,693 --> 01:06:23,429
(sinister music continues)
1225
01:06:23,430 --> 01:06:26,883
- This is no ordinary witching board.
1226
01:06:27,720 --> 01:06:30,959
This is a vessel board.
1227
01:06:30,960 --> 01:06:34,679
It has been in my family for decades,
1228
01:06:34,680 --> 01:06:39,329
and it was last used to trap the presence
1229
01:06:39,330 --> 01:06:44,123
of a demon princess by the name of Acula.
1230
01:06:47,845 --> 01:06:48,678
- Acula?
1231
01:06:50,617 --> 01:06:51,806
Acula?
1232
01:06:51,807 --> 01:06:53,849
(sinister music)
1233
01:06:53,850 --> 01:06:55,400
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
1234
01:06:56,670 --> 01:06:57,843
Not fucking again.
1235
01:06:59,460 --> 01:07:01,709
Fucking shit on myself.
1236
01:07:01,710 --> 01:07:03,993
Eric don't take that goddamn board.
1237
01:07:05,577 --> 01:07:08,160
(upbeat music)
1238
01:07:10,200 --> 01:07:12,989
- Whatever happened to predictability,
1239
01:07:12,990 --> 01:07:17,219
the milkman, the paper
boy, the evening TV.
1240
01:07:17,220 --> 01:07:20,013
Wow, that is awesome.
1241
01:07:20,850 --> 01:07:23,159
It's gotta be. This is amazing.
1242
01:07:23,160 --> 01:07:25,619
We could use this for
Ashley's going away party.
1243
01:07:25,620 --> 01:07:27,809
Do a seance and everything.
1244
01:07:27,810 --> 01:07:30,260
Yeah, freak the shit out
of everybody. I like it.
1245
01:07:31,710 --> 01:07:34,349
- Ash, babe, let's go.
1246
01:07:34,350 --> 01:07:36,029
- No way. This is your last night here.
1247
01:07:36,030 --> 01:07:37,480
You need to spend it with us.
1248
01:07:40,670 --> 01:07:41,998
(door creaks)
1249
01:07:41,999 --> 01:07:43,679
- Hey, you losers want to drink some beer
1250
01:07:43,680 --> 01:07:45,689
and do a seance tonight?
1251
01:07:45,690 --> 01:07:47,519
Hey, Eric's trying to
resurrect a girlfriend.
1252
01:07:47,520 --> 01:07:49,049
- A what?
1253
01:07:49,050 --> 01:07:49,882
- Cool.
1254
01:07:49,883 --> 01:07:51,658
Girls bring the candles. All right.
1255
01:07:51,659 --> 01:07:56,618
♪ It's the cry of the Banshee ♪
1256
01:07:56,619 --> 01:08:00,188
♪ Just like a siren's call ♪
1257
01:08:00,189 --> 01:08:05,189
♪ It's the cry of the Banshee ♪
1258
01:08:05,406 --> 01:08:08,839
♪ Are you ready to fall ♪
1259
01:08:08,840 --> 01:08:13,840
♪ It's the cry of the Banshee ♪
1260
01:08:14,147 --> 01:08:17,477
♪ She is leading me on ♪
1261
01:08:17,478 --> 01:08:22,478
♪ It's the cry of the Banshee ♪
1262
01:08:22,787 --> 01:08:26,687
♪ Such a beautiful song ♪
1263
01:08:26,688 --> 01:08:29,688
(rock guitar music)
1264
01:09:03,687 --> 01:09:07,908
♪ Sha Nana na na Nana na na na ♪
1265
01:09:07,909 --> 01:09:11,846
♪ Sha na na na na ♪
1266
01:09:11,847 --> 01:09:16,428
♪ Sha Nana na na Nana na na na ♪
1267
01:09:16,429 --> 01:09:20,395
♪ Sha na na na na ♪
1268
01:09:20,396 --> 01:09:25,147
♪ Sha Nana na na Nana na na na ♪
1269
01:09:25,148 --> 01:09:28,876
♪ Sha na na na na ♪
1270
01:09:28,877 --> 01:09:32,544
♪ Sha Nana na na Nana na na ♪
1271
01:09:37,055 --> 01:09:40,472
(soft suspenseful music)
1272
01:10:20,471 --> 01:10:24,304
(suspenseful music continues)
1273
01:10:59,933 --> 01:11:03,766
(suspenseful music continues)
1274
01:11:29,230 --> 01:11:33,063
(suspenseful music continues)
1275
01:11:58,984 --> 01:12:02,817
(suspenseful music continues)
1276
01:12:29,502 --> 01:12:33,335
(suspenseful music continues)
1277
01:12:40,992 --> 01:12:43,575
(upbeat music)
1278
01:13:02,963 --> 01:13:06,800
(upbeat music fades)
1279
01:13:06,801 --> 01:13:10,593
- God, I don't even, I know
how to talk about this.
1280
01:13:11,580 --> 01:13:14,462
Earlier tonight, we
started getting reports in
1281
01:13:14,463 --> 01:13:16,353
that there was a massacre.
1282
01:13:19,492 --> 01:13:21,470
I, I don't know what to do
1283
01:13:23,310 --> 01:13:25,739
other than at this point just pray.
1284
01:13:25,740 --> 01:13:28,649
Pray that the police
figure out what's going on
1285
01:13:28,650 --> 01:13:30,100
so they can put an end to it.
1286
01:13:32,760 --> 01:13:36,029
I wish I had more answers
than that, but I don't.
1287
01:13:36,030 --> 01:13:36,863
So...
1288
01:13:38,970 --> 01:13:41,129
Anyway, uh, guys, uh, just be sure
1289
01:13:41,130 --> 01:13:44,519
to hit that like button, subscribe
1290
01:13:44,520 --> 01:13:46,799
and um, bell notifications,
1291
01:13:46,800 --> 01:13:49,229
and also uh, down below, leave a comment.
1292
01:13:49,230 --> 01:13:51,580
Let me know what you
think about the massacres.
1293
01:13:53,310 --> 01:13:55,660
Stay strong and I'll see
you on the next video.
1294
01:13:57,630 --> 01:13:58,462
Cool.
1295
01:13:58,463 --> 01:14:00,449
Um. Hey, Jay.
1296
01:14:00,450 --> 01:14:03,389
Yo. Hey, man.
1297
01:14:03,390 --> 01:14:05,104
Empty out the van.
1298
01:14:05,105 --> 01:14:06,809
(chuckles) Do you even
realize how many toys
1299
01:14:06,810 --> 01:14:09,659
and games are about to be
on the market right now?
1300
01:14:09,660 --> 01:14:10,493
Retro.
1301
01:14:11,355 --> 01:14:12,629
Woo. Jackpot.
1302
01:14:12,630 --> 01:14:13,463
Let's go!
1303
01:14:21,946 --> 01:14:24,446
(eerie music)
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