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- [screams] - Oh, my God!

You scared me.

- Well, you scared me staying out this late.

- OK, we're even.

Let's play again tomorrow.

- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Where were you?

- Well, you know I'm taking

that night school management class.

- Oh, I don't remember you saying

it was a midnight school.

- What? [chuckles]

No, uh, I mean, I wasn't in class.

I was with class people studying.

A study group!

- How long have you been dating this study group?

- I don't--what are you even--

three dates.

- I thought so.

Nobody wears lipstick to a study group.

- Great detective work, Bobbie.

I'm going to sleep.

- You're not going to get much sleep

with me sitting on the side of the bed saying,

who's the guy? Who's the guy? Who's the guy?

- Just a guy I met in class.

Am I done being grilled now?

- Oh, honey, the barbecue's just startin'!

But I'm happy for you.

[chuckles] When can I meet him?

- No.

No, I haven't introduced you to any other guys

I've dated before.

- What? There were other guys?

- Oh, no.

- How many? What's their names?

- OK, OK, stop.

I will bring him to the tavern.

Happy?

- Very. [chuckles]

OK, now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to bed.

I gotta redo all my creams again.

[upbeat country music]

- ♪ Sometimes it feels like a big ol' fight ♪

♪ To get through the day ♪

♪ And sleep on through the night ♪

♪ But here you'll find a place ♪

♪ That'll surely lift your spirits ♪

♪ You belong at Happy's Place ♪

- I just found something strange in the bathroom.

- Oh, well, don't tell Steve.

He won't be able to stop thinking about it.

- Why do they even allow public restrooms?

- It's a phone.

Somebody must have left it in there last night.

- Where was it?

- On top of the hand dryer.

- Huh, so he's tall--

or short and he was drying his hair.

- What kind of a miscreant takes his phone out

in a public restroom?

Hello?

[straining] Guess what I'm doing.

- It's locked.

I'm gonna put it in lost and found.

[phone beeps]

- [gasps] Ooh, a text.

- Ooh, yes, please.

- We can't read his messages.

We have no right to violate this man's privacy.

- Peeking isn't violating.

- Yeah, peeking is cute.

- Yeah, it's cute.

- Only if you're a baby or a koala.

Or a baby koala.

- OK, but what if it's the guy texting his own phone

explaining where he is and how we can help?

- It's not.

Look, it's none of our business.

Phone's going in the lost and found.

- You're right.

- Yeah, thanks for being our conscience, Takoda.

- Like Jesus taking the wheel, Takoda's taking the phone.

[both giggle]

- OK.

Ah.

Oh, "I drove by your place and saw you're not home yet.

You better not be with her." - [gasps]

- Oh, whoa.

All caps. - Oh.

- This is going in my locker.

- At least he told us where to look.

- Yes.

[upbeat music]

- I don't understand why we need this.

"All lost and found items should be kept behind the bar,

not in lockers."

- I think that policy should be clearly stated.

- Lunch rush is over.

You want me to make you something?

- Yes, please. A double bacon cheeseburger.

Oh, and put some avocado on it.

I'm trying to eat healthy.

- I'll pop an extra lettuce leaf on there for you.

- Thank you.

Oh, I just wanted to remind you

to please bring your truck this Saturday.

I'm feeling a little lucky for our antiquing trip.

- [chuckles and snorts] Oh, my gosh.

I'd love to see Emmett

traipsing through antique shops.

[laughs]

Did I say traipsing?

I meant staring angrily.

- Hey, did Isabella and that guy get here yet?

- Not yet.

- Can you believe Isabella's trying to keep

that guy a secret from me?

- Well--

- What?

You can believe it? Why?

- Well, sometimes you can be a little,

you know.

- What "you know"?

- Judgmental.

- Oh, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard in my life.

- I said sometimes, OK?

And what I mean is that

you're protective of the people that you care about,

You know, like a judge.

- Isabella and Lucas are here.

- Lucas?

- Judging.

- Lucas!

- Ah. there we go.

- Still waiting.

- [gasps] Oh, my.

Bobbie, somebody should run out

and get some birdseed, because we got

a couple of cute lovebirds in the house.

- OK, Gabby.

This is Gabby.

She's an acquired taste.

- Acquired like getting your nipples pinched.

- Lucas, this is my sister, Bobbie.

- Hi. - Bobbie, this is Lucas.

- Nice to meet you. Can I get you anything?

A nice cold beer?

I know it's early, but we don't judge.

- It's great to meet you, Bobbie.

Your sister talks a lot about you.

- Oh, well, she must like you a lot,

'cause she hadn't told me anything about you.

- What would you like to know?

- Oh, just the basics.

Your age, height, earliest embarrassing childhood memory.

- Uh, 29, 5'10".

I drank from puddles.

- I like him already.

- Uh, Lucas Wilkins, this is Emmett Hawkins,

our chef extraordinaire.

- You hungry?

I'm working on some bacon burgers.

- Wow.

So far, I've been offered bacon burgers and day drinking.

I like it here. [all chuckle]

- You want to hear something funny?

The University of Tennessee used to have a placekicker

named Lucas Wilkins.

- You want to hear something funnier?

That was me. - [laughs]

- Well, I'll be damned.

Come here and give me a hug.

- Oh.

- You can stay here forever.

- Oh, gee, I'd love to,

but I gotta run or I'll be late for class.

- Ooh, polite and punctual.

You got all the three Ps.

- What's the third?

- Purdy.

- I'm getting the feeling I made a good impression.

So I'm gonna get out of here before I screw it up.

It's great to meet you all.

- Nice to meet you, too. - Bye-bye.

- Come back and see us.

- Ah. - He's great, right?

- Yeah. - Yeah, and easy on the eyes.

- And the nose--

[sniffs] Sandalwood and pine.

- That boy kicked a 48-yard field goal against Ole Miss...

both: in the rain.

- So what did you think?

- I think he's great.

I love the way he rushed out of here to get to class.

He must be an excellent student.

- Oh, he's not a student.

- I thought you said you met him in class.

- I did, and I am so glad you already like him, 'cause...

he's my professor. [all gasp]

- The fourth P.

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- What? You're dating your professor?

- OK, I know what you're thinking, but don't worry.

He wasn't some creepy teacher hitting on me.

I asked him out.

- Survey says...

[imitates buzzer] Still creepy!

- Oh, I went out with my biology teacher in high school.

Yeah.

Aced that class.

- You were 23 in high school.

- See, Bobbie, this is why I didn't want to tell you.

But I was hoping if you'd met him,

you'd see him as a person, not a profession.

- It's just weird.

It's a line that shouldn't be crossed.

- But if it doesn't bother us, what does it matter?

- Yeah, Bobbie, what happens between two consenting adults

is none of our business.

- I can't believe y'all are OK with this.

- I knew I shouldn't have done this.

- You're darn tootin' you shouldn't have done it.

- I meant telling you about him.

I darn tootin' shouldn't have done that.

- Yeah, I wish Bobbie would keep her nose

out of Isabella's private life.

- Agreed.

It's absolutely none of her business.

[phone ringing]

both: The phone!

[phone ringing]

- Wait, wait, wait.

Maybe Takoda had a point.

Maybe we have no right to violate this person's privacy.

- Always remember we hesitated. - Mm-hmm.

- He put a padlock on it.

- Oh, he's never done that before.

- [scoffs] My God.

It's like he doesn't even trust us.

[upbeat music]

- I'm your big sister, and I love you.

And I don't want you seeing him again!

Because he has power over you. You're not equals.

What? No smart answers?

Ha!

I didn't think so, little missy.

Yeah, well--

- Who are you talking to?

- Oh!

No, I wasn't talking to nobody, just that chair.

Nobody. What?

- I'm going to bed.

- Oh, hang on a second. We need to talk about this.

- Yeah, I heard you.

And you don't have to worry.

Not going to see him anymore.

- OK, then. Talk not necessary.

Proceed to bed.

[chuckles]

- Do you know that I couldn't get you out of my head

after your little lecture today?

You made me totally self-conscious with Lucas.

- Good, because you shouldn't be seeing him.

You're not equals.

- So I guess you seeing Emmett is wrong too.

- What are you talking about?

- You're his boss.

You could fire him if he doesn't make you happy.

- Emmett won't do anything he doesn't want to do.

- Really? - Mm-hmm.

- Maybe you two could talk about that

while you drag him antiquing again this weekend.

- I like arguing with you better.

[upbeat music]

- Good news.

Takoda didn't lock his locker this morning.

I think that means we've earned his trust back.

- Oh, thank God.

It is important that he feels safe.

- Yeah.

You won't believe what the girlfriend is saying right now.

- Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme.

- The drama continues.

- OK. [gasps]

"I know you've been with her"?

"I've given you everything, and you can't even call me back?"

"What kind of man treats the love of his life like garbage?"

- Mm, it's a fair question.

- I mean, this poor woman.

- She has what my abuela would call el radar dañado.

A bad picker. - Ah.

[phone ringing]

[gasps] What if it's him? - What if it's her?

- What if it stops ringing and we never find out?

- Hello?

- No!

I'm talking now!

- [softly] Ooh.

- I'm starting a new life!

And by the way, I did sleep with your brother.

[line clicks]

- Wow!

She's perfect for him.

- What do you mean?

She was probably a perfectly reasonable woman

before she met this monster.

- Yeah, but she didn't have to sleep

with the monster's brother.

- You don't know.

So often, the only option is sleep with their brother.

[upbeat music]

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- Can I put the margarita salt next to the cayenne pepper?

- Of course. Why would you ask that?

- Because it might be inappropriate

for the two of them to be together

since the cayenne pepper is more powerful.

- I know what you're subtly trying to say,

and you're wrong.

- Bobbie, did we make a decision on ribs

or rib eyes for tomorrow's special?

- Ribs.

- You're the boss.

- Wow, that was bad timing, huh?

Wait, where are you going?

- To find out if I'm in a relationship

or an HR violation.

- I didn't mean to cause any trouble

between Bobbie and Emmett.

I just wanted to make her feel bad.

- Is that any better?

- Hey, why'd you say that?

- Say what?

- "You're the boss."

- [scoffs] Because you are.

- You didn't have to tell everyone.

- I'm pretty sure they already know that.

- You want to go antiquing with me, right?

- Yeah, sure.

- Hey, you know,

I don't think we can hit all the shops on Saturday,

so let's go on Sunday too.

- Ah, Sunday's football.

- Is that a problem?

I mean, you don't really have to watch that, do you?

- No.

I don't guess.

- Hey, why don't we skip the barbecue place for lunch

and go to the tea shop?

Yeah, you know, they've got the little lace doilies

and the tiny finger sandwiches.

- If that's what you want.

- You know what would be cute?

Let's wear matching outfits.

- OK, I don't have any bandannas that will fit you.

But what's really going on here?

- I think you're only doing what

I want because I'm your boss.

- [scoffs] What?

- Yes.

And you're thinking you need to keep me happy or I'll fire you.

- OK, listen.

When I say you're the boss, I don't really mean it.

I mean, I pretty much do what I wanna do around here anyway.

- Well, maybe I should fire you.

- And I don't need to make you happy.

I want to.

- Aw, really?

- Yes.

That's what men do for the women they care about.

[Bobbie chuckles]

The stupid stuff they hate.

- That's so romantic.

- I know dating the boss is truly

a bad idea for a lot of people.

But if it works for us, what does it matter?

- You know, I think that's what Isabella's

been trying to tell me.

Yeah.

Hey, don't tell her we had this conversation, OK?

- OK. - Thanks.

- You're the boss.

[both chuckle]

[upbeat music]

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- I had every right to-- would you let me finish?

Thank you.

You were being a hypocrite, and I refuse to feel bad

if it caused problems between you and Emmett.

OK? That's on you, not on me.

- Hey.

- I'm sorry, Bobbie, please forgive me.

- Ho, ho, ho, for what?

- I shouldn't have said anything about you and Emmett.

I just got frustrated

because you were being such a hypocrite.

- Gotta say I've heard better apologies.

And don't worry about us.

We're fine.

He thought it was funny, the butt.

- Good.

Are we OK, though? I don't like fighting with you.

- I don't like fighting with you either,

mainly because you're better at it than I am.

- Well, I had a lot of practice with my mom,

and she was really good.

- Hey, my daughter's no slouch either.

- Do you think that was the real issue here?

That I was sneaking around like you were my mom,

and you were all, "This is wrong!"

- You know, I ought to be mad at you for that,

but that's pretty good. [chuckles]

You know, you're so young that sometimes I forget

we're supposed to be equals.

- Well, from now on, you can work on that,

and I'll work on trying not to look so young.

[laughter]

- Deal.

Hey, if you want me to,

I can call Lucas up and tell him what happened.

- I don't know.

For a professor, he talked a lot about placekicking.

Yeah, I don't think that was going anywhere.

- Really?

You seemed pretty upset last night.

- Oh, I was just doing that to punish you.

- Now you really remind me of Gracie.

[upbeat music]

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- You did what?

- Gabby thought it was important

we give this man his comeuppance.

And you know, it's Tuesday.

They're slow.

- OK, here we go. [chuckles]

I cannot wait to wipe that smug look off his cocky face.

- I heard that you have my phone.

- Your phone?

- It--it's one of the cellular phones.

That's it.

Thank you.

- OK, you, sir, at your age,

should have learned to treat women better.

- You're right.

- I'm sorry, sir, but these two read your text messages.

- And it seems you're not very nice to your girlfriend.

- That's my wife.

We like to keep it fresh...

with a little role-play.

- There you are, you dirty dog.

- You caught me tomcatting around town.

Oh, no, no, no!

- Yes. Yes, that is correct.

So now I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson, you naughty boy.

- Oh! - [chuckles]

- But lunch first.

- Oh, lunch, yes. - Yeah, yeah.

- [smooches] You're so right, sugar.

We have to take care of his blood sugar.

- These two snoops have been reading our texts.

- What?

- Put a little pizzazz in our game, huh?

- You're right. It did.

You know what?

You better give us your phone numbers,

and we can keep you in the fun.

- You know, I'm sorry,

but I don't give my phone number to strangers.

- [chuckling] Now she's worried about privacy.

[both laugh]

- It's your loss, sugar.

- Oh. - Right this way.

- Oh, all right. - Follow me.

- Say, honey, aren't you a tall drink of water?

- We apologize.

And to make it up, we'd like to buy your lunch.

- Oh, my goodness.

Look at Mr. Rockefeller here all of a sudden.

[chuckles]

- Well, hello, Red.

- I mean, I like antiquing, but not that much.

- You know what?

On second thought, here's my number.

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