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Previously on George and Mandy's First Marriage.

Fred Fagenbacher offered us a great deal on the church buses, so we're going to

have to go with him.

You're just trying to draw me out of business.

Oh, you mean First Baptist.

What if we were to punch back at Fagenbacher?

Oh, he stole some of our business. We steal some of his.

I hope this works.

I know what you did.

Don't know what you're talking about. You know.

What do you think?

Well, I think he knows.

Before we eat, I'd like to thank your father for setting the table.

Oh, it's not a big deal. Couple of notes.

The knives are on the wrong side, nobody has napkins, and for some reason,

Amanda has a shrimp fort.

You look a giant.

Sorry I'm late. I had a tow out on 59.

That's a draft.

Yeah, when I got there, no car.

Well, maybe they managed to get it running again.

Ain't the first time it's happened this week.

Mystery. Exciting.

It ain't a mystery.

It's Faginbacher trying to get back at us.

Still exciting.

Get back at you for what?

No, for being his competition.

Don't you think he has better things to do with his time?

I wouldn't put it past him.

When I was in charge, he sent out a bunch of coupons saying we were offering

free tires.

It was a mess.

What did you do?

He didn't do anything.

Oh, yes, I did. I gave away free tires.

Another toe?

I ain't falling for it again.

Yeah, don't let him make a sucker out of you.

Not gonna.

But what if it's real?

And there's some mom on the side of the road with her kids in the backseat all

scared and hungry.

There ain't no starving kids out there. I'm gonna be dead.

What's with all the snow tires?

The delivery guy dropped them off this morning.

Why'd you order them?

I thought you did.

It hasn't snowed here in like 20 years.

Your wife's a weather girl. I thought you got a tip.

Fagin' balker.

You think?

It's payback for his tow trucks.

I knew that was a bad idea.

What do you mean? You were all in.

I didn't want to disappoint you.

I'm a people pleaser.

That's it. I'm calling him.

Georgie Cooper, what a pleasant surprise.

Okay, you've had your fun, but it stops now.

Wow, golly, you sound upset.

Sending me all over town on fake toes. Snow tires, you know anything about

Do you know anything about how the bleach got into my tow trucks?

I do not.

Really? So if you're innocent and I'm innocent, are we looking at some kind of

tire -hating terrorist organization?

We both know that ain't what's going on here. I don't know nothing.

Oh, please. If one of us don't know nothing, it's me, and you know it.

I'm just saying, you should be careful.

Ain't no way of knowing what those rascals will do next.

Oh, I'm a bad putty tat.

What'd he say?

He's coming after us.

How? I don't know.

When? I don't know.

What should we do?

How many I don't knows do you need to hear before you get that I don't know?

I guess three.

I mean, he ain't gonna do anything while we're here.

What about at night?

We'll get a security system.

Alarms, cameras, the whole shebang. The whole shebang?

We can't afford a partial shebang.

Then we'll take turns watching the store at night.

Forever? Oh, just until we can afford a couple security cameras.

So forever.

Okay, Chris will just see you tomorrow.

All right, love you too.

What's going on?

Georgie's going to sleep at the store tonight.

Honeymoon's over, huh?

He's not avoiding me. He's keeping an eye on his business.

Good. I'm rooting for you kids.

What's about Faggenbacher?

Apparently.

Maybe I should go talk to old Fred.

Tell him to back off.

Maybe I should go talk to him.

Why? Well, you know.

You and I have history.

History? She had a life before you, Dad.

We were teenagers.

It was very innocent.

Yeah, you just like when he flirts with you.

It's not my fault he thinks I look exactly the way I did in high school.

You looked 50 in high school?

Yes, mean boys. You're even hot and black and white.

Hi.

Dang, you gave me a heart attack.

Sorry.

Brought you some dinner.

Thanks.

So, you're just going to sit here all night?

Better safe than sorry.

Is it possible that you're overreacting?

I called Fagenbacher to tell him to back off, and he made what I would have to

call a covert threat.

You mean overt.

What's overt?

You know, like, uh, obvious.

Then what's covert?

Sneaky. Well, then it was overt and covert.

So what, you're just gonna live here now?

This store is our future. I can't let nothing happen to it.

Okay. Well, do you want some company?

Really? Yeah, Mom can put Cece to bed.

And where would we enjoy each other's company?

You remember the first time?

Backseat of my car.

Got anything bigger?

There's a hearse out back waiting on new tires.

That's creepy, right?

Is there a coffin in it?

Of course not.

Eh, give it a shot.

You are freaking me out.

Mr. Pakenbacher, I'm Mandy McAllister.

Oh, Georgie's wife. How's he doing?

Okay, whatever's going on with you two needs to stop. Oh, are you his muscle,

huh? You gonna rough me up?

Because I would not be opposed.

Ew. No, Georgie doesn't know that I'm here.

You don't say.

Enough!

I'm just playing.

Yeah? Well, I'm not.

You leave my husband alone.

Or what?

I'll have you know, I work for the Channel 7 News, and you do not want to

my bad side.

Ain't you just the weather girl? Which is a vital part of the news team.

Well, if you're looking for a story, how about your husband breaking into my lot

and vandalizing my tow trucks?

What are you talking about? Poured bleach into my gas tanks. Cost thousands

dollars worth of damage.

You're lying.

He didn't tell you about that? You didn't tell him you were here? There's a

of secrets in this marriage.

Just leave him alone, Fred.

Oh, you can call me Freddy. Your mom used to. You know, in the throes of

passion.

I will show you passion.

Nice try.

Damn it.

What the hell were you thinking? What?

Did you destroy Fakenbacher's tow truck?

Who told you that?

Fakenbacher! You talked to him? This feels like a family issue. I'm just

gonna... Stay!

Wait, were you in on it, too? In on what?

Ruben! It was his idea!

Dude! She's scary.

Georgie, you could go to jail.

If he had proof, I'd already be there.

Yeah, well, you know something?

Don't worry. I've got everything under control.

Control? Have you lost your mind? You cannot go destroying private property!

Excuse me.

At any point, did Fred mention me?

No. Thanks.

Continue.

Um, where was I?

Destroying private property.

Right. Don't do that!

It's awfully quiet. Who's mad at who?

We're just enjoying our food.

Yep. You too. Got it.

You going back to the store tonight?

Ruben's keeping an eye on things.

I'm sure it's going to be fine.

Yeah. What kind of person would vandalize someone's store?

I don't know. Someone who thought they had no other choice?

Or maybe someone who didn't think at all.

I bet someone thought a lot about it.

If anyone's confused, someone is Georgie.

Just look out your window.

in front of the TV.

Go ahead.

Yes.

Jordan, for three.

Jordan, for two.

What do you want?

I'm just here to talk.

Fine. Talk.

You don't offer a man a drink.

We got yoo -hoo and half and half.

Lucky for me, I always carry.

So listen, son.

I ain't got a problem with you.

Then why you trying to run me out of business?

Trying to run Georgia Cooper out of business. You're just collateral damage.

Hey, I'm a partner in the store.

What if you weren't?

What's that mean?

I buy you out, make you whole.

Come work for me.

You serious?

No more debt.

No more stress.

No more Georgie Cooper as a partner.

Georgie's great. Reuben.

Georgie's fine.

I'm trying to throw you a life jacket.

You should grab it. I don't need a life jacket. I'm an excellent swimmer.

There is no life jacket, son. It's a metaphor.

This is a one -time offer.

If I was you, I'd take it.

I can't.

I couldn't.

I shouldn't.

I'll get back to you.

Got another one for you.

Here.

You want to talk about it?

About what?

Whatever the dishwasher did to piss you off.

I'm not in the mood.

Look, I promise you Georgie meant well.

So you know what he did?

No. Dad!

Well, I know something was done. That's it.

If my husband is doing something stupid, I want to know.

As a husband who's done his fair share of stupid stuff, you really don't.

She never once thought about me and Cece.

Maybe he was doing it for you and Cece.

What sense does that make?

That makes a lot of sense.

You know, a guy will take some crazy risks to provide for his family.

That's dumb.

Yeah, but it's understandable.

So you're saying I shouldn't be mad at my husband for being dumb because he was

being dumb for the right reason?

You are as smart as you are pretty.

Well, you think that's gonna work on me?

Uh, all right, let me try again. You are a strong, intelligent young lady.

Role model, really.

Wait, but still pretty, right?

Hey.

What do you want to order?

Rough night?

Yeah, a lot on my mind.

Toss and turn.

Oh, poor baby.

I slept in a hearse.

I don't know how long I can do this, Georgie.

What are you talking about?

Maybe we should get out.

Try and sell the shop to Fegenbacher.

We can't do that.

Why not?

I got plans.

McAllister Auto is phase one.

Right. You got plans.

Have you even asked what my plans are?

Fine. What are your plans?

To not go bankrupt.

To not go to jail.

And the next time I'm in a hearse, I want to be dead.

Calm down. I'll get us through this. It's your fault we're in it. I'm just

trying to do whatever I can to make this store successful.

What do you think I'm trying to do?

Honestly, I don't know.

Screw you.

Someday when we're rich, you're going to thank me.

You know what?

I'm wrong.

It's not your fault.

It's my fault for listening to you.

It's okay. I forgive him.

Uh -huh. Well, that sounds like it's just a past job. You know, bring it in,

give us 20 minutes, we'll get you back on the road.

Okay, see you then.

Thanks for helping me out.

Oh, it's fine. In high school, I worked here on weekends.

It's a lot easier when you're not hungover.

Well, you're hired.

Okay, well, this is a TV face, not a tire face.

Well, it's just until Reuben comes to his senses.

Have you ever considered maybe he's not the problem?

Then who is? It's just the two of us.

Just doing whatever you want is not how you have a partnership.

You talking about you and me or me and Ruben?

Uh, well, which one of us gives you advice you ignore or disagrees with you

then you do what you want anyway?

That's a trick question. I do it to both of you.

Bingo.

So this is my fault?

Bingo, bingo.

So I should go apologize to Ruben? Bingo, bingo, bango, bongo.

Fine.

Hey, you know, you could also apologize to me.

We're married. Wait your turn.

Hola, Georgie.

Yo sé quién eres.

Eres el gringo que trató mal a mi nieto.

Sorry. Hola is the only Spanish I know.

Oh, and por favor.

Oh, and chimichanga.

Idiota.

And that one. Ruby calls me that all the time.

Yo me encargo.

She seems nice.

She hates you.

She just met me. I talk about you a lot.

Can I come in?

Sure.

Nice place.

Nice place!

She says thank you.

What do you want?

Look, I just wanted to... Is she going to stare at me the whole time?

Yes.

It has come to my attention that I'm not always the best partner.

And I want to be better.

Taking back offer to buy me out?

You're hit.

Pretty good deal.

I come out clean, no debt.

A few bucks.

What'd you say?

Said I'd get back to him.

Reuben, please.

I know this has been hard, but I can't do this without you.

You're just saying that because you're scared I'm gonna sell.

No. No, I'm saying it because it's true.

Appreciate that.

So we good?

Not quite.

You need to make me a counteroffer.

Really? You're going to use this to negotiate?

Wouldn't you?

Yeah.

Well, how about when we disagree, I bring in Mr. McAllister to be the

tiebreaker? Interesting.

So you're just going to keep it in the family?

It's not like that. He did run the place for 30 years.

Counteroffer. Go.

When we need a tiebreaker, it's my abuela.

Seriously?

Idiota. All right.

Thanks. I'll let you know.

Hey, Reuben. What?

Come here. I want to run something by you.

Yeah. I just got off the phone with a guy who can give us a great deal on a

second tow truck.

Who's going to drive us?

We'd have to hire someone.

I don't know.

It's a tough one.

Yeah.

Abuela?