Original subtitles

Well, according our test you're as healthy as a horse.

Yes. Uh...

But I feel, you know, I have... uh... I have, um...

Then you did something wrong. You took the wrong tests.

We have taken every needed test.

You have the heart and lungs of a 30-year-old.

Go out, enjoy life, okay?

Did you hear that? Did you hear, honey?

What the hell is this? In Sweden, everyone's treated equally.

I mean... I pay taxes here.

- Well, not taxes, but VAT. - You heard him--

He would never do this to a Spaniard.

Sweetheart. You heard the man. You're healthy.

He's perfectly healthy, right?

- Did he understand me? - Yes.

I heard you, I heard you.

But I know that something is wrong with me.

Well, maybe it's wrong in head.

Is he saying I'm crazy, that I'm some kind of mental...?

But what should do with that information?

Eat right, sleep well, and exercise.

- He knows. He exercises a lot. - Okay, yeah?

Okay, now I have to attend to some real patients.

Not "guiris" wasting my time. Okay?

- Time to go home. Say goodbye. - Bye.

- Bye. - Thanks for nothing.

- You're welcome. - Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

WHERE THE SUN ALWAYS SHINES

IF YOU DON'T LOVE LIFE, YOU DON'T LOVE MALLORCA

- "Elefantas ." - It's not called "elefantas "?

- Elefantas. - No!

Un elefant, dos elefantos.

- Hasta la vista. - That's not one single word.

Ahora ! Ha! Got you there.

I got an "A" again?

- Check this out. - Watch out, there's a rock...!

- Bang... - Well...

I gotta struggle up this hill.

- Look, the turkeys are still here! - Yeah, look!

Mi casa es su casa.

Ouch. My butt's fallen asleep.

- Stop messing around. - Huh?

We can't afford a car breakdown.

No, but it was just a rock. It's okay, darling.

I'm already freaking out about Linn switching schools.

I've quit my job...

- But we're in Spain now. - Yeah.

Honey...

Did you know that in Spain, they confess.

- And then they're forgiven. - If one promises to repent.

Listen to me now. I'm going to confess something to you.

Some nights when I've worked late, I was actually playing golf with Ragge.

- And I didn't tell you. - What?

And some weekends I've said I was working

when maybe I was just watching Liverpool.

- But listen to me now. - You have?

- That's over now. - But...

I'm gonna work harder on the invoices, the finances.

I'll start writing everything in our shared calendar.

- Okay... - I'm going to listen to your needs,

and I'm going to communicate, be transparent, I will...

I promise things are gonna improve. Okay?

You're forgiven.

Now, it's your turn.

- My turn? - You should confess too.

Confess in the name of God.

- Come on... - God forgives everything.

Have you done something foolish, my girl?

Huh?

- Does he really forgive everything? - Everything.

You have to... turn it off.

- I need to call Tom. - Wait, wait, wait.

Fantastic, Petra. Nice touch. Better and better for every time.

Oh. Sorry, I... I have to...

What's the code for the alarm?

The alarm.

I texted you the code last week.

Whatever, can you just give me the code, so I can turn this thing off?

23-85-45.

- 23-85-45? - Yeah.

- There we go. It's off now. - Now we can move in.

- It's all right now. Kisses. - Okay. Good.

- Good job. - Yes. Check this out...

Welcome to your new house. Mi casa, su casa...

Tom, I'm really stressed out about them living here.

- Why? No, no. - It's always like this. Always chaos.

And then you have to clean up their mess.

- Yes, it's happening right now. - Come on, you're being unfair.

- No, I'm not being unfair. - He's my brother.

I'm not being unfair at all. No.

I know him better than you do, Tom.

Yup. I know.

Hola.

Mondays in Ibiza are so much better.

I want to ask you something and I want you to be honest, okay?

You giving the house to Timmy.

Is it like some kind of, I don't know, compensation for...?

No. It was a spur-of-the-moment thing.

I thought I was going to die. And... Well, those things can happen then.

It is what it is.

- Hey, Maxi! - Hi, there.

- Hi. - Hey.

Damn, you're sweaty.

Did you run through the express lane or something?

Oh, thank you so much.

Oh, please, please. No, no, no, this is all reserved.

- You have the sign here. - Oh!

Can you move to the other ones? We have a lot over there.

Yes, sure. Sorry, we didn't see it.

Maxi! Are you still sweating or what?

- Yep. - Yeah, I can see that.

So, have you told them about Manuel?

No. I mean, they don't care about that stuff anyway.

If they had known, maybe they would've cared.

But they don't know.

- So that's good, right? - Sure...

Excuse me. You're Tom and Petra, right?

Yes.

Hey, papi! It's the newcomers. Sorry to disturb, but...

We really should hang out one evening and talk.

- We have so much in common. - We do?

My husband Jon and I,

we ran a country store outside of Mjölby for over 30 years.

So, now you've found your soulmates in Mallorca.

Yeah.

What's the PLU-code for oranges?

- 4389. - You know it!

Yup. I do. But now, I'm focusing on other things.

Oh, yeah? So, what are you focusing on?

Well... I mean...

What are you focusing on, Tom?

Well... Living. Enjoying life.

That's what I'm focusing on.

Ah.

- Hey. How did it go? - There wasn't much real food.

- No? - I found some other stuff.

It doesn't matter because we don't have a real kitchen anyway.

- We don't? - No.

That's an easy fix.

- Yeah? Great. - Yeah.

- So, what did you buy? - I bought some nice hats.

So now we're officially Mallorcans. Cool, huh?

- The islanders hate these things. - No...

- You couldn't find any food at all? - Yes, bread, milk, cheese.

And then we've got a ton of eggs.

So, dad's gonna whip up a small omelet.

No. Mom's gonna whip up a small omelet.

While Dad makes sure we can live here.

We've been here for five minutes.

- Can't we relax a bit? - Mum? Dad?

- What is it? - Huh?

- Dad! Come here! - What is it?

There's something in the cabinet.

- What do you mean? - Is something wrong?

I don't know. Something came out.

- Here? - Yeah.

Oh, damn. What the hell was that? Ew, gross!

Let's go out. We've got to get out of here.

Did you move to something, or away from something?

I don't know what you mean.

That's something we say down here.

Elias Berghed over there, he worked at a bank in Stockholm,

but got busted for insider trading.

He never takes off his sunglasses. He moved away from something.

Charlotte, the one with the rosé, she moved to something.

She and her husband sold everything they owned in Stockholm,

just to come down here and enjoy the sun.

But the house renovation got out of control,

- and the money just went up in smoke. - Yikes.

And a few months later, they got divorced.

But they couldn't move back to Stockholm,

because they couldn't afford it, so now they're back together.

Well, that's good.

Hey, Maxi! You wanna steam with us?

Yeah, sure. You wanna come and say hello?

Yeah.

Nice to meet you. See you around.

- Yeah, see you. - See you later.

So, are you more of an infra guy, or...?

- No, no... Steam is better. - I agree.

- Hi. - Hi.

Are you guys enjoying yourselves? That's great.

Have you... Have you been to any classes, or are you going to...?

So magical...

Oh, no!

Sofie just canceled her lunch this Friday at Azucar.

- No... - What lunch was that?

You don't understand, I've blocked off my calendar months in advance.

No, that's too bad. Was it a girls' lunch or something?

Girls, the GAP class is starting. Come on!

- Was it this Friday? - Yeah, after yoga class.

Oh, I see.

Does everyone have water for the session?

Come on! Three, two, up!

Now run! Come on!

A little bit more! One last one.

How many? How many was that?

- Right. - Okay.

Switch! Three.

Petra. Two.

- Hi. - Hey.

- Hey! - Hi.

- Check this out, Dad. - All right.

The boys let us in, hope that's okay.

We had a bit of chaos up at our house.

What kind of chaos?

There was this damn cabinet full of moths, so I had to deal with it.

Do you want me to call someone to take care of it?

No, no. It's fine.

He had to spray the whole house with poison.

So, we can't stay there right now.

Shouldn't you let professionals do that?

- Well, he's a pro. - On moths?

Bro, I've renovated like 10,000 houses.

I know how to get some bugs out of a cabinet.

- Daddy, come swim with us. - Wait a sec.

Hey, about the renovation,

I just wanted to say that there are very strict restrictions

on building permits here. It's not like back home in Sweden.

- All right. - Just so you know.

I was thinking of calling the previous owners maybe.

There's a lot of furniture left.

Lots of cabinets, chairs, tables. Maybe they want it back.

- No, no. Do what you want with it. - All right. Yes.

- All right, good to see you. - This is great.

Hey, by the way, do you guys have any recommendations

for a nice hostel or some cheap hotel or something?

Can't we just stay here?

Yeah, can't they stay here? That would be great.

- Oh. - Uh...

Well, we're a bit short on space, Linn. That's all.

- Yeah, it does look a bit cramped. - I mean...

- We're a bit short on beds, bedrooms. - Yeah.

Don't we have extra beds in the garage?

- We could stay in the garage. - In the garage?

Well...

Honey, people don't usually sleep in a garage.

- No, that might be a bit... - That would be a bit weird.

Totally. No, we get it, we get it.

- We'll just Google something. - Yeah, there's loads of places.

No. Of course you should stay here.

I mean, squeeze into the garage if you want. Sure.

- Make yourselves at home. Yes. - Are you sure?

- It's just for a couple of days. - For sure.

- Thanks a lot. - Sure. All right then.

That's great.

We usually mop up the water after swimming.

We'll take care of it.

- Edvin knows. - Just throw yourself in.

- No... - Okay.

- What was I supposed to say? - I don't know, Tom.

But it's one thing to celebrate Christmas together every other year

and a whole other thing to actually live together.

Yeah, but it's just for a couple of days.

Yeah...

Oh, my God.

- Cilla added me to the chat group. - What chat group?

So, Cilla has a WhatsApp group with her girls, and she's added me now.

- Great. - I mean, hallelujah.

- Congrats. - Thanks.

- That's great. - Mm.

Mmm.

And you're looking good.

- You too. - Mm-hm.

- Come on. - No...

- No, wait... - No, it feels a bit...

- No, come on. - It's...

Yeah, come on.

- Mm. - Mm-hm?

- Yeah... - Mm-hm?

No, no... I can't.

- Hi. - Hey.

I found this in the small fridge in the garage.

- Timmy... - What's up?

I just talked to Mom.

Is something wrong?

She was at our place picking up the mail.

And she found a letter from the debt collection agency.

Which, of course, I asked her to open.

Okay.

Mm-hm.

The company car didn't break down, did it?

- Well... - What the hell, Timmy!

- Foreclosure? Why didn't you tell me? - But...

375 fucking thousand in unpaid taxes.

Do you realize how much money that is?

It's just because some customers

have been having a bit of trouble paying their bills.

Sure, I get it. Same old, same old.

- We're back to square one again. - No...

Well, now I gotta get a job. Like, today.

That's why I'm busting my ass to get the business registered

so the cash can start rolling in.

Mom said we have two months to get this sorted.

- Yeah, two months is like forever. - Oh, really?

- Yeah. - Two months until you're bankrupt.

- Yes. Honey... - Yeah.

We're talking personal bankruptcy.

I'm gonna have more work than I can handle

as soon as I get this thing going.

Sorry I didn't tell you.

But I didn't say anything about it because I wanted to protect you...

- Protect me? - I didn't want you to get upset.

- Well, now I am upset. Yeah. - I know.

There's no need for that. It'll be all right.

Sure.

- Do you love it when I wear this? - No, I do not.

It'll all be fine.

Wake up! Wake up! We're going to be late!

What's happening?

Mom, wake up. You need to drive us, Dad.

- Oh, my God... Fuck. Shit. - All right.

- It's half past eight. - Okay.

Go out.

- Ouch. God. - Hurry up!

- I have to close it. - Let's go!

- I'm coming. - Where the hell is the car?

I'm coming, I just have to...

Have a great day, sweetheart. Good luck.

Hola. [in English] Wait, wait, wait. My name is Maja Kraft.

I'm a teacher, professor.

I'm Francesca Garcia, the principal.

Oh! That's amazing! I sent you an e-mail with my CV.

But since it's my daughter's first day at school,

I decided to bring you one, just in case.

- So, here, you can have this. - Okay.

- Thank you. Thank you. - Thank you.

And I also want you to know that I'm open for any kind of position,

no matter how small.

Or big, of course.

- Okay. - Thank you.

And... I'm also very flexible.

And punctual, usually.

- Thank you for showing interest. - Thank you.

- Bye, bye. - Thank you so much.

- Hey, Maxi! Are you a resident here? - No. What do you mean?

Have you moved out of Sweden? Officially deregistered?

- Are you pulling a Beckham or what? - No, I'm registered in Sweden.

He's definitely got money on him, you can tell.

Hey, what are you running from?

Take it easy, will you!

Never mind, just take a mix of all of them.

Yeah, there's a lot of people coming. Yeah. Okay.

- Hi. - Thank you, thank you.

Wow, these olives are delicious.

There are toothpicks right there.

Hey, I was thinking...

I submitted my resume today at the Swedish School,

but it really feels like I should have a few more job prospects out there.

- You know anything? - What do you mean?

I mean, you guys have connections with all sorts of people.

- Do you know about any jobs...? - I mean...

We don't hang out with anyone

- who works here. - You don't?

That's not the main reason people move here, I think.

I'm just a bit nervous about

how we're gonna manage our finances right now.

- Yeah, I get it. - But it'll work out.

A tip is to get a job in Sweden, or working towards Sweden.

Don't get a Spanish job.

- Okay, why not? - It pays nothing.

The Spaniards probably earn like 15 grand a month.

Fifteen? But... How do Spaniards manage?

- Well... - Everything is so expensive.

They're angry, I think.

Yeah, no wonder.

Well, at least you guys live cheaply, so that's good.

Yes, we do. And we're of course, very, very grateful for that.

Sorry, but I'm in the middle of organizing a girls' lunch here...

- Sure, you do that. - Yes.

- But thanks. - Hi.

Yes, this is Petra again. Yeah, with the big lunch on Friday.

You know what? I just realized. Yeah. I forgot to order...

Excuse me? Can I use this machine for a bit?

Sorry, I don't speak Spanish.

I'm sorry. Do you think I can use the machine now?

Because you've been doing this very long.

Yeah, absolutely. When I'm done.

- When you're done? - Yeah.

Okay. Thanks...

Yes, but do I need another form for the...?

Yes, blanqueta. Blanqueta. Do I need...?

Yes, but that's what I'm looking for. I'm looking for només de emplanar...

That's-- I don't understand. Yo no comprende.

Can you speak English? Please?

No, I've already spoken to your... Hello?

- Hi. - Hey.

- Hey. - Hi.

How was your first day at the Swedish school?

It was fine. Once we got there.

Sorry. Hey... We need to do better together, okay?

- Yes, we got to step up. - In the mornings.

What was that all about?

It's a damn mess with all this bureaucracy and I have to...

I gotta apply for some kind of knock-off social security number.

- NIE number? - NIE number, exactly.

- So, did you? - No, I'm working on it.

I'm working on it right now.

- Yeah, okay. - Yeah.

- And the moths? How's that going? - I'm working on this now.

Yeah, I can see that.

That's why I was wondering

if you've taken care of the moths, since you're working on this now.

The moths have been sprayed with a toxin that needs time.

So, just say so! How the hell was I supposed to know that?

- You just assume I don't care. - But...

- I'm juggling two things at once. - Oh, come on...

I'm doing loads of things. I'm multitasking.

- I'm dealing with various parameters. - Timmy, stop it!

We're living in a garage

at your brother's and your ex-wife's place.

We live in a garage in an 80-million-crown mansion with a pool,

- an outdoor kitchen, ocean view. - Turn around and look this way instead.

- Hey, hey. Guys. - Get it together.

Listen to me. The two of you are going out for dinner this evening.

- But... - I'm going to the movies anyway.

So you guys might as well have some fun.

- Are you sure? - Yeah, please. You need it.

- Yes. Absolutely. Thank you. - Thanks, honey.

Okay. How much time do you need?

Well, just give me two hours.

I'll check the moths, sort some stuff out, and I'll be good to go.

- Smelling fresh. - It's going to be nice.

Yes, it will.

- Maxi! - Yeah?

- Come! - Hey!

Have a seat. Damn, you're training hard.

- Hey there! - Come and sit down. Relax for a bit.

- What's up? - I'm fine.

- You want a beer? - No, thanks.

- Of course you want a beer. - Six more!

- No... - Yes.

- Is that-- Is that him? Isn't it him? - Yes, that's him.

That guy really knows how to enjoy himself.

Who's that?

That's Tomas the German.

He owns like half of Pollença.

Madde talked to him about, you know, this frequency thing.

What's that?

Everybody has a frequency, it's like having a chakra.

But he has a tone that cuts through everything.

It's like a bass note. It just slices right through.

A bass tone?

It creates vibrations that are transmitted to both you and me.

- Well, I'll be damned. - Yeah.

David, what are you up to this afternoon?

I'm doing a small mushroom ceremony.

Okay. I thought you were microdosing.

No. Well, sometimes I do.

But sometimes I need a ceremony.

Are you doing the one in Alaró?

- I think so. - I've heard it's fantastic.

Yeah, there's a woman there.

Apparently, she gives you a huge dose.

- Oh, yeah? - Yeah.

- The first thing she does. - I love that about you, your mindset.

You're totally zeroed in on the present. That's great.

You've got to. If you don't love life, you don't love Mallorca.

Cheers to that! Salud!

A beer can only be this cold in Spain.

What the hell. I can't deal with this.

Hello? Hello? Hello?

- What are you doing? - What?

What is this? What are you doing?

Are you trying to kill us with that? That's dangerous.

Are you crazy, man?

No, no, I'm sorry. I'm just... I'm killing bugs in the house.

- Who are you? - What?

- Who are you? - Who am I?

I'm the owner of this house. I live there.

I'm wondering what are you doing here.

Hey, calm down. Don't get so close.

- Take it easy. - We live here now also, okay?

What do you mean you live here? No, you don't live here. I live here.

- This is my house. - No. We live here.

- What's that? - This is poison.

- See! You're fucking crazy! - What I mean is-- It's bug poison.

- You're crazy, man. - No, it's poisonous to us too.

- Yes, I know, that's why I have a mask. - We don't have a mask.

- Because I didn't know you were here! - Well, we live here!

- Yes, but I didn't know that until now. - You can't just do it, man!

If I had known, I would have given you masks.

- I'm calling the police. - You're calling the police?

I'm the one who's supposed to call the police, okay?

You are in my house.

Call the police and explain then what you're doing.

Yes, I'll gonna get my phone. Okay?

What the hell...

- Hey, sweetheart. - Hey, where are you?

I've been sitting here forever.

Things have kind of gone to hell here.

Squatters have moved into our house.