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Thank you for helping me put on sunscreen.

I'm so excited for the beach today.

Oh, I guess somebody is, I guess.

It's so hot out there.

I mean, it's a beautiful day. Like, we're going to go swimming, and I mean,

aren't you pumped for a little vacation with your stepmom?

I mean, like, I guess it's only a couple days, so it's, like, fine.

Can you get my shots, too?

I mean, we're going to go swimming.

We're going to go, like, get some drinks.

It'll be fun just you and me.

Like, it'll be good for you.

I was just like, Mom, why don't you just, like, just come by yourself?

Well, it's so fun. And, you know, your father couldn't come because he's been

working, like, all the time. So I just wanted to have somebody with me.

Yeah, I just, like, I'm not really, like, a beach guy. You know what I mean?

I mean...

I know that, but what would you rather do instead?

I mean, honestly, I'd rather be at home playing video games with Amber.

That's what I'd rather be doing.

Amber, I mean, she broke up with you.

Why are you still, you know, on about it? You need to get over it.

Mom, it's not that easy, okay? Like, that was Mother, like... I know, but

been, like, a month. I mean, you need to let it go.

There's a billion girls out there.

Yeah, it's like you just say that but you're really good -looking. I mean

a catch I mean, you should be able to to go find another girl Tell you what

how about I Hope you find a girl. I know there's gonna be somebody else some

other type of girl mom You can't just find me a girlfriend at the beach.

Yes, we can try. I know that's gonna be really fun out there It's gonna be a lot

of really pretty women

So I know there's different there's gotta be some other type of girl that

know, you're attracted to besides Amber, you know I promise

it'll be fun Maybe we'll have a couple drinks

and loosen you up a little bit

See, I told you. We had fun.

Yeah.

A little bit of fun.

It wasn't as bad as you thought it would be, was it?

No, it wasn't.

See, you know, you can have fun with your stepmom.

You should listen to her more often.

Because I'm right about stuff.

Okay, yeah. You're kind of right, I guess.

Well, I mean, we did get you two girls' phone numbers, so I would say...

You know, it kind of worked.

Yeah, you were really good at that. That was kind of crazy.

I did not think that was going to work.

See?

So vacation with your mom's not so bad.

Yeah, vacation with my mom's not that bad. It was pretty cool.

I went swimming and stuff, so that was fun too.

A little bit of sun because, oh my gosh, you're so pale.

You spend way too much time indoors.

Yeah, it's probably...

It's probably kind of true.

So, maybe it's good for you.

I mean, so now you've, you know, you've got these two girls' numbers, so are you

going to send them a text?

Um, I mean, I guess I might, yeah, maybe.

Maybe? What do you mean, maybe?

I don't know,

like, just because, like, I got their numbers doesn't mean they'd, like...

really like me that much oh that's crazy i i think that you would have a great

time with either one of those girls yeah i mean they were like pretty or

whatever it's just like they're not they're not like really my type i mean

what do you mean like not your type mom it's like not really my type okay like i

have people who are into different things

Well, I understand people have different preferences.

Like, what do you mean? Like, they're both beautiful girls.

Yeah, I'm just like, I'm more into like, you know, like girls are like blonde

and like petite and like... Like Amber?

Like your ex -girlfriend?

Yeah. Okay, that's my type.

That's what I'm into.

Okay, that is ridiculous.

Honestly, people have different preferences, but I've never heard of

You've got to be making that up.

It's the real thing, Mom.

Like, it's not going to, like, I'm not going to be, like, into them. It's not

going to, like, work.

And, like, that one girl was, like, taller than me. Like, that's weird.

That's really silly.

There's no way that that's possible.

I don't believe you.

I just, like, I'm just telling you, Mom, like, I'm not going to, like.

We're gonna go the mess around. I'm not gonna get... You're not gonna what?

I'm not gonna get hard.

I'm not, like... Like, I'm not into girls like that.

Oh, really?

Well, what am I?

A brunette?

Mm -hmm.

I bet that even your mom could get you hot.

How?

You say it's not gonna work. I don't believe you.

What are you doing?

I don't believe you. Why did you touch your boobs?

Well, I want you to branch out and I want to prove that you can have

interests and different types than just your ex -girlfriend.

That's not going to work. You're being a crazy person.

Oh, really?

Yeah, no, it's not.

I'm not going to get a boner. You're crazy.

Am I?

I think you just might be wrong.

What are you doing?

I don't think I can prove you wrong.

I'm in a thorn.

Maybe I had a few too many drinks.

But it's okay. Just relax.

We're on vacation.

Mom, this is really weird.

It's not going to work. Mom, this is not going to work.

Okay?

This is stupid.

Mom, stop.

Whoa. What are you doing?

Stop.

Jump on me and maybe touch your boobs.

Oh, come on.

Whoa.

Back up. It's not funny.

Back up. Hold on. I was just kidding around.

Whoa. I was just trying to prove a point, but it looks like the point was

So, you can get a boner for brunettes after all.

Okay. I told you.

It's not funny. You just, like, got me hard like that, Mom. Whoa. It's weird.

Whoa, what are you doing?

I mean, it looks like it worked. I guess you haven't

had sex in a while, huh?

Sorry, I just... Weird.

I'm sorry, Mom. I just... I mean, you're not the only one that...

He's a little hungry.

What?

Wow.

I mean, you do kind of have a nice cock.

Don't you want to go to the bathroom?

I'll just, like, jerk off or something.

No, let me take care of it.

I mean, I'm the one that got it hard, so, you know.

I mean, we're on vacation, right? It's not weird or anything.

You don't mind, do you?

Well, you're just going to jerk it off? I mean, I guess you... I mean, he

doesn't mind. He doesn't know that I'm your mom, you know?

Mom, are you crazy?

I mean, it's been a while since I've been taken care of.

You had a nice cough in my mouth.

He doesn't have to know, does he?

I mean, you're not going to tell him, are you?

No, of course I'm not going to tell him.

He doesn't have as nice of a cock as this.

Really?

He's never home. He never, ever. I mean, I can't remember the last time we did

it.

It's not fair. I deserve better, huh?

right about that mom and if you're gonna call those girls over then you know you

need to not be so horny

see she's not complaining

your

dick doesn't know who's it

See, like, how I can help you come and let me give you a little blowjob.

And, you know, in that way, like, we can go on a date later and not be so horny.

How does that sound?

Yeah, it's... Wait a moment, we're just gonna do, like, blowjob?

Yeah, I think that...

That's gonna make you come, isn't it?

Yeah, but... Mom, can we do, like, more stuff?

Um, I don't think that's a good idea.

I mean, I would like that.

You have a really nice cock, but I don't think that it's going all too far.

Maybe just rub it between my punches a little bit.

And you can probably come from that.

Okay. Okay.

You're probably, probably this is okay. You can probably come from just this, I

think. Yeah, no, I can't.

It's really warm.

Well, you're not the only one who's horny.

Your father's deep is not this nice at all.

We probably shouldn't, that's not, I don't think that's appropriate.

I mean, maybe you just have these strokes, but take it out and come,

okay? Okay.

Okay,

well maybe can you go a little longer?

Can you just go a little bit longer, please?

Okay.

Oh my gosh.

That was really good.

I have to promise not to say anything.

I just want a vacation,

so...

Oh my god.

so big oh my god oh my god oh

my god my neck is so hard

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh yes.

Oh my God.

It feels so good.

I haven't felt a headache that big.

So much bigger than I've ever thought.

I don't get fucked like this ever.

so good oh my god oh my god

Can I taste myself?

Yeah.

It's so wet.

Mom, you're like a lot, kind of way better at sex than Amber was.

Yeah, I told you.

You just have to trust me.

I'm probably better at that than Amber too, huh?

Yeah.

Did Amber do that for you?

What?

Not really.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I feel so bad. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Fuck. Yes, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, wow. That's so much energy.

Yes, yes.

I don't want you to come too soon.

You want me to keep going?

Mm -hmm.

Okay, baby? Yeah.

That felt good.

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

That's crazy.

Did you support him?

Yes. I never, never did that. No.

God's fun.

Have we ever had a girl do that? No.

So vacation, pretty fun, isn't it?

Yeah. The beach has done so bad.

No, I like it a lot.

I want you to come over here.

oh yeah oh my god

it's out here we've got a nice movie

oh my god oh my god

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yes. Oh my god.

Mommy came a bunch of times

um um

is awesome.

She goes to the beach more often, huh? Yeah.