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Shit.

Hello?

Hello?

Oh, no...

Hey... hey...

Oh, no, another one.

Hey...

Hey, are you okay?

- Oh, no... - Please don't kill me.

Don't kill me! - I-I'm not gonna hurt...

No, that's no use. It's no use.

What do you mean no use?

Wait, are you gonna kill me no matter what?

No, I'm not gonna hurt you. I swear I'm not going to.

I-- Look what you did to him.

I didn't do that.

Like I'm supposed to believe you.

You're not listening to me!

Stop yelling at me!

- Okay. - I'm scared.

So am I.

I just woke up in here,

and I don't know where I am or what happened.

It's hitting me, too. I just woke up in here.

What?

I think...

somebody, somehow has trapped us in here.

And I bet they're watching us right now.

Wait, don't do that. Don't do that.

What? What? What? What?

Don't take off your camera.

It could be rigged. - Rigged?

Yeah, to explode. It might blow your head off.

Okay, okay, I didn't-- I didn't think about that.

Okay, let's be careful.

Let's get the fuck out of here.

Okay.

I think you might be right.

I think...

I think we might be trapped in here.

What do you think this is all about?

Huh?

I mean, if you had to guess, you know--

I'm not, I mean, your guess is as good as mine.

Okay, if you, if you thought about it, do you think maybe

somebody is trying to get revenge on us?

I-I don't know. I don't know.

You think maybe we did something bad

and somebody's plotting this whole thing

for, for retribution?

You just lost me.

How is it possible that I lost you?

We should escape.

Oh, okay.

Silence.

What was... hello?

Wait-- are you going to hurt us?

Who is that?

That all depends on you.

Who are you?

I am the Wolf Slayer.

What do you want?

Over the next 24 hours,

you will be tasked with solving

a deeply intricate set of puzzles.

You must solve them all,

without fail, to escape this room alive.

I think I recognize that voice.

I don't recognize it. I think it's...

- Silence! - Sorry.

Sorry, we'll be good. We'll be good.

There's no time to waste.

You must start right away.

Your first clue is this.

Okay, let's listen. Listen really close, listen.

"I know you can see the tub, but therein lies the rub,

"for the only way to truly see

is with a DVD."

The tub! The tub!

Ow! Oh, God damn it.

Hey, good job!

- It's a TV. - I see that.

D-- Do you want me to plug it in?

Well, he did say there was a DVD,

so you think we should find that first?

Right, right, right.

Um...

Okay.

Okay, they're really small,

and they're round.

Oh, my God.

I mean, they're so fucking small.

What?

No, no, it's not gonna be.

It's... it's too easy.

Well, shouldn't we look?

This guy's a mastermind. That's too obvious.

He's gonna save a clue like this for something

very intricate, much further down the line.

I think it's still worth a peek.

The guy's got 20 clues. We gotta get moving.

I don't want to die in here, man.

How do you know there's 20 clues?

He said it. He said 20.

No, no.

He def-- oh, no, he definitely said 20.

After he said he was the Wolf Slayer,

he said there was 20 clues, you didn't hear him?

- No-- - It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. The point is,

he's a mastermind, the Wolf Slayer guy.

He's got a lot of clues. We have no time to waste.

Where would the DVD be? - I don't--

If you're hiding a DVD in here,

where are you putting it?

Behind something round, right?

Maybe.

Fucking-- I mean, the DVD is so small...

I don't...

Wait.

What? What?

Dude, what are you doing?

Why?

Look, oh, there it is!

Ow!

I'm so sorry. I'm sorry.

Ow.

I'm gonna plug this in now.

You go ahead.

All right.

Ow.

Okay.

Y-- th-- That's how you turn it on.

- Okay. - Yeah.

Oh, you put it face down. You scratched it!

- Oh, fuck! - Okay, it's okay.

- You think I ruined it? - No.

Actually, it's just a smudge.

You don't think I fucked it up?

Okay, here we go. Here we go.

What would he do if I broke the CD?

Shh. DVD. It's a DVD.

- DVD. - CDs are just audio.

You're right.

Congratulations.

You have made it through the first puzzle.

Wait, isn't, I thought...

Isn't this the second puzzle?

I thought the DVD was the first puzzle.

No, he was very clear.

The DVD is the clue

to the first puzzle, this is the first...

"You think it's just fried chicken,

but beware the finger-lickin'."

Who the hell is that?

I don't know.

Plot thickens.

Let's figure it out.

"Figure out how you landed here,

and you'll be one step freer."

- Well? - That's it? There's no more?

Apparently not.

I mean, that's just some video

of some random guy eating a chicken sandwich.

What the hell does that mean?

Again, I don't know.

That's why they call it a puzzle.

We have to work through it because it's a puzzle.

I think we should check the door.

The door's locked. We tried the door.

We're chained to the walls. We're not getting out of here

unless we play the game, okay?

What about the poem?

- Poem? - Yes, the clue poem.

Finger-lickin'.

Maybe it has something to do with the chicken.

You think the chicken was poisoned?

I think that might be what he's getting at, yes.

Okay, so he poisoned that guy.

Is that... That's it?

Right? Yay.

Hey, are we ready for the next puzzle?

Stop trying to skip puzzles.

He's gonna tell us when he's ready.

Man, this is so hard.

Yeah, because he said he's the best.

He did?

He calls himself the Wolf Slayer.

Yeah, you know,

I don't know if I'm up for this.

Oh, my God.

Okay, okay.

Let's look at this from a different angle, okay?

What if the chicken sandwich guy

wasn't totally random?

You think it's him?

I don't see anybody else in here.

Oh, it's the wolf mask from the TV movie!

Yeah, from the movie. Isn't that exciting?

Yeah!

It's the chicken sandwich guy.

Okay, we got some momentum, baby.

Okay, how does this play into the whole game?

What's the next puzzle?

Come on, you got this. Don't lose it.

Concentrate.

- I got nothing. - Oh, my God!

- What... - Why do I do this?

Why do I even try?

I mean, you spend all this time,

this energy, and this money,

a-- and all for this?

It's insane. This is insane.

Whoa, whoa, I-- I don't understand what's happening.

Yes, you don't understand anything.

And that's the problem here.

That's the reason why we're still stuck

on the first...

cock-a-doodie... puzzle.

It's not that hard, okay?

Look, let me show you.

"Oh...

"it's a DVD!

"The next one. What do we do?

"Oh, okay.

"We put it in the DVD player.

"The Wolf Slayer gives us a brand new clue.

"It's brilliant. He says, 'Hey, look,

"there's something underneath the tub.'

"Is there something under the tub?

"Let's go find out. Come on.

"Hey, it's an ax!

Look at that."

"And what are axes for?

Axes are for breaking through."

And since I can't break through to you,

I'll do it myself.

Okay, let's see what's back.

Oh, I found something.

It's another clue!

It's inside of a mysterious black bag.

Very interesting.

It's a saw!

And do you know what saws are for?

- No. - Of course you don't,

because you, my friend, are kind of a moron.

A-- at least I'm not mean.

Nope, nope, nope.

You're not getting out of this that easy.

Even if we have to skip 18 clues in the process,

you're gonna finish this.

Because if you could solve puzzles,

you would already know

that not only was the chicken sandwich poisoned,

it contained a key.

A key that unlocks these chains.

A key that is now lodged

inside of his lower intestines.

And a key that you have to get.

H-- how do you know all this stuff?

How do you think I know all this?

I don't know. I don't know.

Silence.

Oh, where did that...

Where is that voice coming from?

Silence. Silence.

Silence.

And the lights...

- Oh, no. - Oh, no.

Now he gets it!

Hey, hey, hey!

Ah-ah, ah-ah.

Okay, okay.

Oh, my God...

This was gonna be a very, very good day.

But you ruined it, and I worked really hard,

and now it's gonna be a bad day because it didn't work!

No, it did. The game was great.

It was just a little confusing.

You're just saying that to make me feel better.

I'm not. You were spectacular.

- Really? - Yes.

Now I'm questioning it.

I feel like maybe it was my fault.

I made it too hard.

It was my first time, and I don't...

It was hard.

Maybe we could start over.

I'll do anything.

I'll do whatever you want.

Well, here's an idea.

I could give you one more chance.

I'm not saying I'm going to,

but technically, there is a key

to these chains lodged inside of his tummy.

And if you could get it out somehow,

I might, I might find it

in my broken heart, that you broke...

I'm sorry.

...to take it easy on you.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you!

I'm going to find it!

Oh...

W... wow!

You go! I'm proud of you!

Look at you.

You gotta-- you gotta rip it open,

it would be inside of the, uh...

Oh!

Okay!

You're doing great!

Could be something in there. Check it, check it...

Oh, okay.

Here, let me help you with that.

Let me help you.

Got it.

Okay. Slow down. Slow down.

Just take your time-- Wait, but don't stop.

Don't stop. Come on.

You got this. Keep going.

I mean...

It's in there. I promise you.

I mean, I'm...

I'm looking everywhere in here.

It's just-- I bit the fucking things open.

I just-- There's no key in here, I can't find it.

Maybe...

Maybe he already pooped it out.

I killed him less than six hours ago.

I came straight to your place.

I drugged your coffee.

I brought you both back here at the same time.

Do you think there's any world in which a key

can move through a colon in six hours?

I don't think so, but then again,

I'm not the doctor.

Wait, this guy's a doctor?

No, no.

You're-- you, the doctor.

I'm not a doctor.

What're you ta-- you're John Anderson MD,

the famous surgeon.

Dude, that's my cousin John.

I'm just-- he's out of town,

I'm just housesitting his cats

W...

Oh...

oh, boy, oh, I owe you a real apology.

I am so sorry.

I was operating under the assumption

that you were a brilliant surgeon?

- No, I'm not. - Yeah, that--

Yeah, it all makes a lot more sense now.

Okay. I actually feel better.

Um, the problem is,

that kinda changes everything.

It's a real pickle.

It's almost like a new puzzle for us.

Uh, yes?

I'm so sorry to keep asking you this,

but can you please tell me what's happening?

Oh, no, now that I know who you are

I'm happy to explain.

So I was watching a show called Dexter,

and there's this really interesting guy who kills

"bad people" in order

to make himself feel better, right?

And your cousin, John, is a very bad doctor.

He drugs his male patients and does "bad things" to them.

So I thought, maybe I'll try it,

I'll feel better like Dexter.

And then I remembered that movie where the guy traps

the two other guys in the room and there's puzzles--

Ah, I saw that movie!

But isn't the twist tha-- that the body

under the blanket was alive the whole time?

I don't know. I-I didn't see it.

I can't watch those kinds of movies.

I have a very overactive imagination...

I know what happened.

You thought I was John.

You drugged me instead,

and you brought me here.

That's how I got here.

You got one of the clues!

On your own!

Congratulations.

So can I go?

No.

Because now you know what I look like,

and I am a person of interest.

But, dude, it's so dark in here that...

It's not that dark.

I've barely seen you. Really, honest...

Just because you're closing your eyes right now,

it doesn't mean you haven't seen me.

You know how you have small letters on a...

This is-- this is really sad and desperate.

No, I'm sorry, you're gonna have to try for something else.

Here's the thing, you let me go,

I won't tell a soul.

I swear to God, I don't have any friends.

Who the fuck would I tell anyway?

I won't tell any-- I'll help you get John...

- Here's an idea. - I'll help you get John--

Here's an idea, okay?

How about I leave you in here, right?

And if you can figure out a way out, you get to live.

And then if...

Oh, I don't think so.

Nice try, though.

- Yeah? - Nice try.

- Okay. - All right.

I'm going to go ahead and take this.

Yeah...

Make my way over here.

Oh, by the way.

Can I have that?

You may not.

Okay...

You know what?

I'm gonna leave this unlocked.

"I can see you're feeling blue.

"So how about one last clue?

"There's nothing left to lose.

So maybe there's a second key inside your..."

Okay, okay, okay, okay...

What rhymes with lose? Okay, lose like...

Coos, doos, goos, os...

Shos-- shoes!

Shoes!

I did it!

I did it!

Oh, yeah, yeah...