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So, dude, those guys sucked last night. The quarterback, I swear, I don't know

why they switched teams with him. I mean, he literally bombed that

Interception. I lost so much money. I lost so much money off that. I was

for that team to win.

Your team sucks, bro.

I know.

I mean, your team isn't that much better either.

Hey, but at least I got someone to watch with now.

Thanks for marrying my sister, bro. I know. I mean, she finally.

Good to be here. I've got something to watch football with. Is that what you're

going to be wearing?

I don't think it's that bad.

It's like a bikini.

Yeah,

that's

what they all say.

Well, are you making lunch too?

Yeah, I'm making mac and cheese.

My favorite. Thanks, Daddy. You're welcome.

Well, I'm going to go outside and hang out.

Well, don't let the neighbors look at you.

Of course, Daddy. Thanks.

All right, so I'm glad I got you to play football, watch football, and all that

good stuff, man. Yeah, yeah. Because I was bored to death previously.

You should definitely watch it here.

Well, I tell you what, that big screen is unbelievable.

I just love it. Yeah, the screen is nice.

Wow, yeah.

Should be every Sunday?

Yeah, every Sunday. Okay, awesome. Let me make this mac and cheese for your

hand. Yeah, dude, mac and cheese.

Would you do me a favor and watch this so it doesn't overboil? Because I've got

to go take a leak.

What? Sorry, what?

Yeah, I've got to go take a leak. Oh, okay, good. Yeah, I'll watch it. All

right, cool. All right.

Okay.

Oh, hey, the noodles are still good.

Yeah, they're done. All right, cool.

Hey, thanks a lot. Yeah, yeah, no problem.

Gee, she likes this.

Yeah.

I think the noodles are ready.

I'm so hungry.

Is that your favorite food?

Yeah, I love mac and cheese.

And they're done.

Hey, Uncle. Long time no see. How's it going?

How's Aunt Hilda?

Oh, I'm great. She's doing great, too. Yeah, it's great to be in the family

Awesome.

Hey, this mac and cheese is almost done. You ready?

Daddy, you know how much I like my mac and cheese. Yeah, just got to throw it

the bowl. We're ready to go.

I love you.

All right,

here you go.

Thank you, Daddy.

Oh, thank you.

Hey, do me a favor. Give her this bottle of water from me, would you?

Hey, you.

Oh, what?

Give her the bottle of water, please. Okay, sorry.

Okay, hang on.

Hey, honey.

Your dad wanted me to bring you some water.

Oh, thank you so much.

No problem.

How's the mac and cheese?

It's so good.

How's Beverly and Peter?

Beverly's been great. She's in college.

Peter, he's still working at the shop.

Yeah, they're both doing great.

That's awesome.

Yeah, you know, you'll have to tell them I said hi. It's been so long since

you've all come around together.

I know. Yeah, we haven't been around lately.

Me and Hilda, you know, we're kind of not doing so well. You know, we just got

married, but we're kind of not so... Yeah, we just got a couple issues, you

know, we're trying to work on.

That's a shame. I'm so sorry.

Yeah. Yeah, it is what it is.

Well, do you want to give me a foot massage? I could really use the footsie

Um, a what?

Just a little foot rub.

Foot rub.

Um. Come on.

Are you sure?

Like, okay, I guess.

I feel okay.

You're so good at this.

I've really given foot massages before.

Okay, yeah.

Harder?

I'm going to move it down here somewhere.

Yeah, there we go.

Does it feel okay?

It feels amazing.

I've never really given a foot massage before.

I could do this all day long.

Oh, sorry.

Uncle, what are you doing?

It's in my lap, sorry. Let me just actually put

both of them down here.

Here you go.

Let

me

try something.

Oh God, what are you doing?

Just trust me, trust me.

Do you want me to see it?

Wow.

Wait, where's my dad?

It's okay, he's upstairs.

That's huge, oh my goodness.

Is this okay?

Yeah, there you go.

How's that feel?

In between your feet?

It's cute.

How does it feel for you?

So great.

So glad I came over today.

Me too.

I'm so glad you got this night in.

Feels so cool on my feet.

Your ass is so perfect too.

You just gotta be quiet because your dad's upstairs.

This is so naughty.

It's okay, honey.

I'm in the family now, you know.

And I'm actually related.

Yeah, so I call you uncle because you're not really my uncle.

Oh, that feels good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah, that's true. There you go.

How does that feel?

Oh, that feels great.

Yeah, keep doing that.

Oh, yeah.

The faster the better.

Amazing,

good job.

I heard him shut the door, so I think we're good.

Oh, man.

Oh, God.

Oh, man.

Goodness. Oh, man.

Oh, God. You're so big between my tiny little feet.

Your feet are so tiny and cute.

That's a cute little swimsuit you have on since your butt looks so perfect.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Faster. There you go.

Oh, man.

Oh, God.

I love you.

I feel so amazing.

Do you have a hug?

Yeah,

turn around.

Yeah, turn it that way.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Shh.

Don't let your dad hear us.

Yeah, he doesn't catch us.

This is so fun.

I feel good.

How does this feel?

like watching me pray to myself at the same time.

I hope he doesn't wake up

Hey, what's up? Hey, nothing. Hey, Daddy.

Just talking about some footballs. Trying to teach her how it works.

Talking about Dad and Peter.

I'm going to have to go to the store.

Hey, do me a favor. Keep an eye on her for me, would you?

Yes, sure.

All right. You got it, brother.

Fuck, that was close.

Let's get this thing off of you.

Shit.

Oh my god, you're huge.

You can barely fit inside me.

Oh my god.

Daddy,

I'm so sorry.

Dude, you're so slutty.

I cannot believe you did this.

With that motherfucker, too.

Oh, man.

He took advantage of me, Daddy.

Yeah, it takes two.

Yeah, it takes two.