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Today is the last day that my step -cousin is in town.

It's been an amazing summer, but I still don't know if he likes me the same way

I do or not.

Yesterday, I wanted to take a shower and I bumped into him inside the bathroom.

He was completely naked.

What should we do?

I'm not good now

We'll help each other.

We'll get those out.

Want me to

get your back?

Yep.

Hey, what's up?

What? Thanks. You're welcome. What's up?

Yeah. What?

These scary movies now these days.

Doesn't do anything at all. Back in our day, you saw piss, ash, blood,

gore.

Dad,

this is scary.

Yeah, yeah. Here, let me put a ladder for you so you get more scared.

Oh, man, I'm scared.

Please.

Oh,

that's a little bit scary.

Oh man.

She's gonna get it.

Isn't that scary to hear things?

Yeah.

You're awful.

I'm actually laughing.

I'm not even laughing at you guys.

I saw that coming.

Well, it's unfortunate for us.

What an idiot.

The protagonist there, the person that's supposed to survive.

And there... There's a jump scare.

Wouldn't you agree they just don't like scary movies like they used to?

Oh no.

No, no, no.

He didn't even listen to you guys.

This is scary.

Sure. Are you both still watching the movie?

Yeah. Yeah?

I mean, these movies, they're just so predictable.

They're not even scary.

Awful.

Well, at least they have one -liners back in the day.

Well, much better than back in the day.

Yeah, that's me. Really?

Yeah.

Wimps.

Yeah, we are.

Yeah, that's me.

Yeah, well, you chose this woman.

Dad, I don't know why you're being so mean to me.

When were you ever nice to me?

All the time. All the time. I do everything for you.

So -called scary movie because of you.

Who's in it?

Anybody we know?

No, because we don't know anything.

Well, that's great.

Yeah.

This is the movie I chose.

Uh, yeah.

You said that we could choose it.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Write what you want.

Next time you can choose it, Dad. All right, we're doing Psycho.

Okay, I'll be there.

Okay.

Let me just center aisle here. Yeah, okay.

There we go.

So, David, how is, uh, you still going to school? Are you working? What are you

doing now, Dave?

Yeah, um, yeah, I'm still going to school. I'm studying. Uh, what are you

studying again?

prerequisites right now. I still haven't figured out a major.

Okay. You dating anyone?

Got a girlfriend, anything?

No, no, not yet.

Oh.

Uh, probably more entrepreneurial or maybe a

business management.

Oh, yeah, business management.

Maybe more towards accounting, I don't know.

Well,

you're not really making sense right now.

Well... But just keep at it, you'll figure it out someday.

Well, I'm sure I will.

I hope so.

We don't got too high expectations for you, but maybe you'll surprise us.

Maybe.

Well, I don't know, that was just... ...trial basketball while I was

you know? Yeah.

Well, at least I got the sweetest daughter.

I mean, she's going to be a pain, but she, uh... Thanks, Daddy.

Yeah, she, uh, she's improved a lot of her skills. Let me tell you, David.

Aw.

How so?

She's very focused. When she dives into something, she just, she really gives it

her all.

Uh -huh. Would you agree?

Yeah. Yes, I would. Okay.

What do you do to build such a big house?

In -depth stocks.

Really? Yes. Do you know anything about it? Mr. Business Manager?

Accounting guy?

I know a little bit about tickers and... Okay.

And, uh... Business cycles and when... Just the

basics. Okay, well, really, really, you... Basics are going to get you

You're never going to get this house. I mean, look at this. I got everything I

want. A beautiful daughter.

Uh -huh.

I've got cars.

Yeah, I've got watches. I have it all, David.

Oh. Whatever I want. David, hold this goddamn blanket.

Oh. Thank you.

Well, what kind of, what kind of socks would you say?

Oh, you wouldn't understand.

Maybe one day when you're focused, I'll take you out for lunch and I'll bring

everything to you. Yeah, that'd be great.

Yeah. Sounds like fun.

Yeah, it does.

It does.

Are you having fun right now? Are you having fun watching this scary movie?

Yeah, this is a scary movie, all right.

Could be scarier.

But, um... Are you watching still, sweetie?

Yes, Daddy.

Okay.

Come on, Dharma.

It's not that scary.

You gotta have blankets.

Jeez.

Dad? What?

You still scared? You ruined all the fun.

Yeah, you're still scared, aren't you?

Mm -hmm.

Or you missed all the treatment?

No, I didn't.

You didn't?

I want him to sleep with me. I'm too scared.

You're gonna get those nightmares again?

Yeah, I'll have nightmares if I sleep alone.

David.

Please, please keep with her. Otherwise, she's just going to scream and have

nightmares.

Will you do that, please?

Thank you.

Thank you.

I'll do something good.

Good night.

Good night, Dad.

Good night.

Nice kiss. Thanks.

You like what you see, cuz?

Yeah, oh yeah, cuz.

You ready?

It's the best sleepover ever?

Yes it is.

Best sleepover ever. Oh my gosh.

Were you really scared during that movie?

Yeah. Yeah?

Yeah, I'm really glad my dad let you sleep with me tonight.

You can be nice sometimes.

I'm gonna need you to hold my hair.

Is that what you've been wanting to do?

Is this what you want? Yeah.

Yeah? Yeah.

Is that why you're not getting out of the shower?

Yeah.

Thank you.

Say goodnight, my little princess.

Goodnight, Daddy.

Goodnight. And David, thank you for sleeping with her.

Yeah, no worries.

You did something right for me.

Alright. Goodnight, Dad.

You both sleep tight.

You too.

Bye -bye.

I feel so good.

Wiped off weekend news.

Yeah.

You like my ass?

Mmhmm.

Mhm.

Isn't she a good cuddle?