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Oh, my God, brother.

You will never even guess what just happened.

I don't even know why you dress like that.

I dress like this every day for work.

You just came from work?

Yeah, I just got fired.

Why would they fire you?

Exactly. Why would they fire me? I just don't understand.

What am I going to do?

Now I'm unemployed. I'm not feeling well, sir.

What?

Seriously.

Why would you have to go in welfare?

You can get another job, or... I mean, why'd your boss fire you? I mean, like,

look at what I wear at work. Like, if I can't keep a job wearing this, then

obviously, like, there's issues.

I don't get it. Like, every morning, I would get to work, and boss man would

want me to follow him. I just don't, like, understand what went wrong, you

I just...

It's so weird.

I did everything he wanted me to do. Everything. He walks in every

single day.

I get dressed in these little outfits.

And then I blow him. I just don't understand.

I just don't understand.

I did everything he wanted me to do.

I gave him the best blowjob ever.

Every single day.

You blew your boss?

I sucked on it just like that.

Everything was working so good.

I mean, look at how long I was working for him. I got to wear cute little

outfits.

Like,

what am I going to do now?

I have to help find your new job. Yeah.

You think you can do that for me?

Yeah.

I'm good at my job, I just don't understand.

You treated patients dressed like that?

No,

just my boss.

Oh.

This is all you did? You didn't actually do any work?

I didn't have to. I was his personal secretary.

Secretary nurse.

He wanted me to play dress -up.

He told me I was the best employee he had.

So I guess we need to punish him and make sure you get an even better job.

Yeah,

I'm going to show him.

I'm a jerk.

You're firing me.

How do you fire your best employee?

Just keep doing what you're doing.

Wait a second.

Oh my god.

I just gave my brother a blue job.

You got so carried away with what you used to do at work.

Oh, my God.

I, like, totally came in your mouth.

And you swallowed, too.

Holy shit.

How did I... Duh. Like, how did I not even know?

Yeah, I've only been your brother for, like, forever.

I have an idea.

Awkward.

I think I have an idea.

Maybe... I can help you get another job, like...

I'll have you, like, interview for other positions. So when you go to, like,

other job interviews, you know what to say and what to do.

Oh, you think that'll help? Like, maybe you can try for, like, a maid to be,

like, a housekeeper.

You never know.

Housekeeper. I mean, I will do whatever I have to do.

Or, like, a cop.

Yeah. Interview for a cop, so.

And then maybe you could be, like, a superheroine.

Mmm. Maybe dress as Robin and I can be Batman.

And you'll interview me? Yeah.

Okay. I think.

Maybe tomorrow morning. Come back. Same place.

Dress as a French maid.

Okay. Yeah.

I need a job.

Do that.

Go back to my phone.

I'll see you in the morning, sis.

Thanks.

Oh, hello.

I'm here to apply for the job.

Tell me your experience.

And your name?

Deva. Deva. Very nice of you.

I've worked for years, and I just want to clean your house for you.

What type of cleaning have you done?

I've cleaned my parents' house.

I've cleaned my sister's house. I've actually had...

customers of my parents that they've hooked me up with I've cleaned their

too so people outside of your family you've cleaned their house yeah my

referred me that's a big check okay maybe another check um let's see how you

well maybe stand up we have to make sure the outfits that we wear here will fit

so maybe

Maybe twirl around one more time. Stop with your back right there.

And maybe just see if you can reach the arm of that couch. Just get it thin.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Stand up and reach over.

I can't quite reach it.

Oh, a little bit further.

Reach a little further.

Okay, perfect.

Perfect. Oh, that was hard.

Yeah, because we either put some physical activity involved with this.

Oh, did I do that?

That was perfect.

Let me see how you...

I'm going to use a duster.

Oh, I have plenty of hair here.

You're a little bit further on the arm of the couch.

Yeah, right about there.

You bad.

Oh, oh, oh. Bad boss.

Bad. That's not very professional of me. I apologize. I thought there was

something on your bone.

No.

Yeah, right, right.

Oh, you like that?

You're doing a very good job dusting over there. Keep dusting, I think.

Okay.

That's a good one.

Oh, I have something for you to dust. Yeah?

Oh,

you want me to dust that for you?

No.

Let me, let me dust that for you.

I think this job's going to work out just fine.

How's the dusting going?

Very good.

I think you just made the short list of the applicants that are going to be

hired.

Yeah, I made it.

Let's see how you are at cleaning pipes.

Oh, that pipe is good.

I really

want you to get this job, but we need to make sure everything works out,

everything checks out.

I really want this job.

I can see you really appreciate your work. Oh, yeah.

A lot of effort. Oh, that goes a long distance. Good job.

Oh,

I'm still on the top of that list.

There's another one that's a close second to you.

We're definitely moving up the list. Oh, yeah.

Very professional.

Looks like you are.

I'm ready for it.

That's where I get you all messy inside.

Nate always takes care of it.

Yeah? Yeah.

I still have two more applicants coming.

You know, it's not a sure thing yet that you have this job.

Oh, it's not.

There are a couple more applicants for this job, so it's not a sure thing.

You better get dressed, and I need to get ready for the next May that's coming

over. But you did a very good job.

Thank you. Don't call us. We'll call you.

So I'm still in the top.

Top three.

Thanks for applying.

You're welcome.

What are you doing to me?

What is the password, the code to the key? I don't know the password.

What do you mean? You're in charge of the guard. How do you not know what the

password is? I don't know what the password is.

You're going to do this the easy way?

Or the hard way. Oh my god, stop.

You don't want me to do this the hard way, do you?

No. Just have to tell me what the gate code is.

So I can let my friends out.

I can't remember what it is.

Let me see if I can help you remember.

Does this help you remember?

I don't know what it is. You don't want to lose that, do you?

How about this one?

You don't want to lose that one, do you?

Just tell me what the gate code is.

Maybe one number.

The first number.

Six. Okay.

Well, good. There's only five more to go.

You don't want to tell me what the gate code is? I gave you one number.

Yeah, there's five more.

You just have to tell me what the next one is.

Looks like we're going to do this the hard way.

Guard to the thing.

Do everything to help me.

What can it do to me?

It'll make you talk.

Let's see if this makes you please your mind.

Remember that gate code.

Any closer to that number?

Doesn't look like it.

Any closer?

I'm not telling you any more numbers. Captain Deva.

I'll just have to choke you to a rewind.

Till you remember.

Still no closer?

Looks like I have to pull the boys out.

That might help refresh your memory.

Nothing?

You can't do stuff the hard way.

I'm not telling you the code.

Don't!

Leave me alone!

I had ways to make you talk.

not telling you the

You can hold your breath.

Oh, very nice.

Captain Deva.

Captain of the tits.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Four, four, four.

Oh, four.

Too bad there's four more to go.

Looks like it's too late.

We're out of time.

We have to do this the harder way.

give you another hole back here. No, no, no.

Just give me four more numbers.

Don't.

Two.

Four. Seven.

Six. Two more.

that those would have been...

I think you might get that job.

Yeah. That was pretty good, sis.

I'm very good at that job.

Say it again.

Yep.

Unless you want to go another round.

Handcuff.

Whatever gets me the job.

You don't have it yet.

But you know what I think you might be good at? What?

Supergirl.

You think so?

I think, yep.

I'll pretend to be... I'll be Batman, and you'll be Robin.

And we'll full roleplay Batman, Teeth, and Robin a lesson.

You're still new.

I know, but I want to... Excuse me.

It's dangerous out there.

Sometimes I get stuff caught in my throat.

But I'm not scared. I can handle it.

You're a big Robin. You can handle it. Yes, I'm over just being on my stupid

bicycle. I want to be in a Batmobile.

See, when I was growing up and trained to be the Batman, Rosal Hul made me

what it took to become...

a leader, you know, there are certain things that we have to do, and you just

have not done them yet. I'll do whatever it takes.

Like, I just want to go. It's not fair. All I do is I have these stupid little

tricks that I get to go on every now and then, but... The first thing I have to

do is pull the top down.

Okay.

Just the top.

This Gotham air is very dry.

Very nice.

Are you going to take me on my rides?

It's not that simple.

There's still other things you must do first.

Let's see. Make sure you have the proper uniform on.

That's the first step right there.

I'm going to be as aerodynamic and

Low drag as possible and not wearing pain is definitely gonna keep you more

aerodynamic Definitely keep the weight down. I'm wearing the right outfit.

Very proper.

Perfect. This is in the proper position.

There's one more thing I have to check.

Pull out the Batmobile from the Batcave.

This is an experimental model.

So, uh, you want me to handle it? Yeah.

Throttle the bevel. And then you'll take me everywhere?

We'll see.

You're definitely earning a ride in a Batmobile.

Perfect.

I'm taking a ride with you everywhere.

Yeah, but you need to take the Batmobile for a ride first.

I can drive it myself?

Yeah.

Pull out the pulley from the back cave.

This way.

On your knees.

Trying to prove your loyalty. I'm very loyal.

Am I proving it?

How does my Batmobile feel?

Oh it feels great!

You know the finish.

Oh, it's my little fitness.

See you.

Dirty bird.

I like dirty birds.

Be happy.

Handle the ending here. See how you take it. I'm going to turn around this way.

There you go.

Make sure you treat your bat right.

See how we handle the ending here

Perform this correctly.

Keep your eyes open for the back.

If you have to beg for the back.

Give me that back.

Yeah, I've been waiting.

You just guaranteed your spot on the Bellevue.

Yep, you got the job. I finally got a

job.