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Hey, knock, knock. Chanel?

Go away, go away.

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Are you okay?

No.

Well, what's wrong?

Nothing, I don't want to talk about it.

Well, you're crying and I'm playing my games and it's kind of loud, so... Of

course, about your games. You don't care about me.

I do care about you. What's wrong?

He's cheating on me.

Who?

them together.

She even sent me one with a dick in her mouth. I mean, who does that? Like, what

a fucking slut.

Shut it.

I don't know what to do.

Well, I mean, look, it doesn't help to cry. I mean, do you know this girl?

Is she a friend or something?

No, it's just some random girl. I didn't even know that he knew her.

Oh, my God. Well, sorry to hear that. What do you want to do about it? Do you

want to kick his ass or something?

No.

back bleed on his windshield, but I don't know.

Jesus.

I mean, we could do that, but, like, I don't want anyone to know.

And he really fucked you up that bad? Like, he cheated on you and everything?

Mm -hmm.

Fuck. Well, I don't want to see you cry, so let's do something.

Um, what do you... You know what?

I have an idea.

What?

You've heard of an eye for an eye, right?

Yeah. What are you saying? We get even? I don't know how I'm going to do that.

How am I going to meet someone so quickly?

Well... I mean, would you be willing to do it?

Me? Yeah, we could just take a couple pictures and make him jealous.

Um... Yeah.

Um... Sure, like... Okay, um... Okay, well, shit, you already... Alright,

well...

Make him jealous and make sure you do stuff that the girl would hate and he

would hate.

Because he really fucked you over this time.

Like sexy stuff?

Yeah, yeah.

They fucking cheated on you.

Okay. No one told him, so like... Yeah, that's great.

Okay, three, two...

Yeah, there you go.

Should I?

Um, well, okay.

Like that? Like you want to show that much?

I mean, we're supposed to make him jealous, aren't we?

Yeah. I don't know, maybe it's too much.

No, no, no, no.

Yeah, I like it.

I'm sure he'd hate it, though.

Because... Okay,

now... Maybe, like, turn around and show your butt or something?

You want me to show my butt? I mean, I guess. You're probably right.

I mean, I'm only your stepbrother, so it's okay.

I'd rather not think about that.

Wow.

Okay.

Three, two... Oh, my God.

I'm hot.

I mean, this is good.

Can I turn back around?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wanna, maybe, can you show your top?

Maybe, or like your tits or something. My boobs?

Yeah, I won't look too long.

Okay. We gotta get all the content and pictures. Just to make him jealous,

right? Yeah.

Fuck him.

Otherwise, I'm gonna kick his ass.

There you go.

You think... Here, why don't you look at the pictures and... You think it'll

work?

Yeah, yeah, I think those will work.

Oh, my God, are you hard?

What? I guess that means it's working.

Maybe, but just make sure the pictures work.

I mean, I thought it would work.

Um... Okay, I have an idea.

What?

Maybe you can... I don't know, maybe... Put your dick in my mouth?

I don't know, that seems too far. I mean, you're my stepbrother.

I mean, I...

Arguably, he went a little too far.

You're right.

Okay, just for a second. Just for the photo.

And then we'll never talk about it again.

Yeah, totally. Okay.

I mean, I'm here to help you out. I don't want you to cry.

Well, pull your dick out.

Or I guess I could pull it out.

I don't know how to work your pants.

Oh, my God.

Can you help me?

Yeah.

I think this is definitely gonna work. You think so?

Yeah.

I mean... Whoa, you really were hard.

I didn't know you had such a big dick.

Thank God.

Okay. Here you go. Okay.

Alright, so just... Do what she did, and... Oh, like this?

Oh my God.

Yeah.

Three, two... Yeah, and then maybe...

Flip him off, like, yeah, and he's like that.

Fuck you.

Mm -hmm.

And then we just do a quick little video for him, and he's, and just, like,

maybe, like... Suck it?

Yeah, and then flip him off, or say how you really feel. What do you think about

that? Oh, okay.

Fuck you, you jerk.

Ugh, two can play at that game.

really think that you're making other people happy and you'll regret it.

Yeah, I mean, that sounds like a good idea.

Um, okay.

I like that.

Do you like that?

Yeah.

Why are you so good at this?

I've had lots of practice.

Give him another metal finger.

Fuck you.

I'm sucking his dick just like I have sucked yours.

Oh my god. I think that'll really make him jealous.

Yeah, I think so too.

That was intense.

Well, let me know how that worked.

And yeah, don't cry. Just let me know if you ever need anything. That's it.

Stop. Hi.

What the hell are you wearing?

A bikini. Hey, stop. I have to look good. I'm going to a pool party. Knock

off. Your hair needs to look good for a pool party? Yeah, there's going to be

lots of people down... Oh, my God.

It's him.

Come on, let me touch it. It must be about the pics. Stop it.

Oh, my God. I've got to take this.

Hello?

Yeah?

Well, you did it first. You cheated first.

I don't understand why you're mad.

Okay, and?

Whatever.

No,

you're stupid. You're dumb.

I don't know what you expect from me. I just did the same thing that you did to

me. Don't fuck off.

Yeah, you should fuck off, honestly.

I don't even know why you're calling me right now.

No.

No, there's no way that we're going to fix this.

You did your thing. Now I'm doing my thing.

Yeah, well, that's just a repercussion of your own actions.

Okay. Whatever.

You're such a fucking loser.

Tell me you have a small dick.

Yeah, you have a small dick, by the way.

Uh -huh.

I'm sure you could tell from the photos. It was much bigger in my mouth.

Okay.

Well, I don't know what you expect.

No, I'm not going to say sorry.

Because I have nothing to be sorry for.

Can we not forget that you did this to me first? God damn.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

It was simply revenge.

Yeah. Yeah, it's not going to get any better than that.

No.

No, I don't want to meet up to talk about this. We're talking about it right

now, and that's all that needs to happen. If he comes over, I'm going to

his ass.

Yeah, if you come over, my brother's going to kick your ass. Oh, my God,

tell him that.

Okay, fine.

Yeah.

Uh -huh.

No, that's not happening.

There's no way.

Well... Well, I don't know what you were thinking, because it's not going to

work out the way that you thought it was going to work out.

Yeah.

No, I'm serious.

You know what? I can't believe you right now. I can't believe that you would

call and accuse me of doing something that you already did.

This is actually fucking stupid.

You're stupid.

oh blah blah blah so sad yeah that's so terrible

okay yeah like i'm gonna believe that sob story

no you don't just get to get whatever you want after that yeah

you honestly i

don't care

how this is going to work.

You know what? Whatever.

I'm not doing this. You can just shut up.

Yeah.

Okay. You know what? I can't with you.

You just keep saying the same thing over and over again. It's not going to get

us anywhere.

Oh, blah, blah, blah, blah.

So sad.

Must suck.

Well, oh That that doesn't really matter no it doesn't

I don't care what you say it's not gonna change a single thing No

You know I'm so over this I'm over arguing with you I'm over the back and

I'm over the fact that you cheated on me You don't just get to get whatever you

want after that

You could honestly die in a hole, and I wouldn't care.

Just shut up, David.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe what you... Tell him he had his chance.

You had your chance, okay?

And that was the only chance you're gonna get.

You're not getting another one, okay?

I'm not... You know what, David?

I'm not doing this anymore. I'm so fucking done with you.

That's it. This is over. This fucking call is done.

You're done.

I'm done. We're done. And never call me again.

You know what? Fuck you.

What the fuck was that about?

Nothing. And we don't need to talk about this ever again.

I've got to get ready. I've got to go.

Okay, just make sure he doesn't get too mad.

I don't care if he gets mad. Fuck that guy.

Okay. Fuck.

Whoa. Hey, what's up?

Shit. You're always ruining all of my date. What the fuck was that for?

You're ruining my date.

What? How?

What are you talking about?

They're just...

interesting. They're not good. They're not like when we hang out.

Oh my god, so you hit me for that? I mean, look, I'm sorry. What happened?

They're just not fun.

I can't laugh at any other joke. I can laugh at your joke. It's just boring.

Look,

I'm sorry.

I mean, the past couple times have been fun and everything, but...

I don't know if we can do that again. We're going to get caught.

But no one else compares.

Well, have you tried talking to him? I mean, just do the stuff that we did with

him. It's not that. It's their dick. It's not...

I can't believe I'm saying this. It's not big enough.

I can't find anyone with the same size penis as me.

Well, I mean, thanks. I'm kind of flattered.

But, I mean, do you want to do things again?

It's so embarrassing.

If that's going to help. Yeah, I do. It's kind of all that I've been thinking

about lately, if I'm being honest with you, is just when we're going to do it

again. I mean, it's been months.

And I just... I can't find a guy that can please me the way that you've been

able to please me.

Well... Okay, well, as long as we can do it again, I just don't want

it to affect your relationships.

I mean, there are no relationships.

They're boring. I don't enjoy the dates, and I don't want to go on another one.

So I was...

Thinking that maybe if you didn't have any

plans tonight that we could maybe try it again.

I mean, no one's home. It's just us.

You know what?

Yeah, I mean, that's what siblings are for. I mean, I'm your brother. I can...

Whatever it takes, I guess. If you've already exhausted all your...

Options you talked to mom and everything Yeah, yeah about the boys It's not

helping she doesn't give very good advice Well, let me see your outfit I

mean it couldn't have hated that Yeah,

but him liking me wasn't the problem That's true The problem was me not

him The way that I like you.

You'd really be helping me out, you know?

With a really, really big problem.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah?

So you'll do it? Well, you'll do me.

Totally me.

It's so fucking hot, isn't it?

Damn.

Can you touch them?

I told you they're boring.

They don't do anything right.

At least not the way that you do it.

See, you're already hard.

I can tell you want it too.

It can't just be me.

You're right.

Do you want me to suck it?

Like I did last time?

Mmm.

You promise you won't tell mom and dad?

I promise.

I promise.

No one's as good as my brother.

I just love the way your dick feels.

My mouth.

And my pussy.

It's just so big.

It's really hard to find, you know.

A nice big cock that knows what he's doing.

Amen.

You're the best brother ever, you know that?

I can't get you.

I love it so much.

I love it when you take advantage of me.

to treat me like your dirty sister slut.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

See, there you go again, ruining it for me. with other guys you just you have to

be that good don't you fuck i'm sorry i didn't think you'd be mad at me i guess

it's a compliment well luckily we live together yeah i'm getting this every day

of the week deal