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Well, I am so happy we're together.

You know, this year's going to be a little different.

Yeah, I know. Well, I'm not being here, but we're here.

That's all that matters.

It doesn't really feel like Thanksgiving with her gone, though.

Let's make the best of it, okay? I couldn't be happier to be here with both

you, to have you by my side.

And we are, we are. We're going to have a great meal today. I know we are.

I'm glad to be here with you guys, too.

Aw, thank you.

You went shopping earlier, right? I did, yeah. I got the bird and everything.

You get the pie?

Yes. Yes, I did. Oh, okay.

Oh,

that would have been very disappointing.

Yeah, you can't have Thanksgiving without pumpkin pie.

Time to set the table.

Ready? Yes.

Let's go.

Believe in God.

A great dinner coming.

I hope you're all so hungry.

I have not ate all day and I am tired.

Alright. Why are there so many plates? Yeah, I was wondering that. Well, you

never know who might stop you by.

You know, all your great uncles love to eat and stop by and say hi.

Oh, you didn't invite them, did you?

It's Thanksgiving.

Come on. We have to make sure everybody gets a plate.

It does look pretty nice.

Right?

Get some billboard out here.

Yeah.

The glasses for, of course, some great drinks.

Oh, honey, let us talk to you with that.

Let's go.

Oh,

I'm so happy. This is great, huh?

Thanksgiving together.

Yeah. Right?

All right, let's go. Let's set the table. Complete it. All right.

These are nice cups.

Right?

This was a gift from one of your uncles, in fact.

Mm, bribery.

Ah, she's got good taste.

As long as the white ones still work.

Yeah.

Well done, well done.

Look at this, huh?

I'll test it.

It is kind of bringing the energy.

Yeah.

All right, let's get the turkey. Yes.

I'm so excited. It smells so good.

Can you smell that?

It's my first time cooking Thanksgiving dinner.

So nice smelling. It looks so good.

Don't you guys like it? Doesn't it look amazing?

Yes, it does.

What sound did it make when you got him? Did it cluck or gobble?

It was already dead. What do you mean?

Don't mind him. You know, he's got no sense of appreciation.

This looks so eatable. Thank you.

Wow.

They're a little small, but we got two of them, so it should be good. Yeah,

those are two really small birds.

Let's go to the table now.

Please prepare this. You have done a magnificent job. Thank you, Dad.

I can't wait to bite into this. You know, the other kind of white meat.

Let's get to the cake. You always have something smart to say. Come on.

Hush. It's Thanksgiving.

We're about to eat the best turkey you'll ever have.

That's not a turkey.

Here.

Those are... Don't mind him. Let's go to the cake. Come on.

I think it looks fine.

Stop it.

I worked so hard on this turkey. Can we try it? It looks so delicious. I can't

wait. Thank you.

You did a great job.

Thank you.

Stop. You're going to enjoy this, okay?

Look how golden crisp. Look at this.

Look at this.

Golden crisp. Look at how yummy this looks.

Yeah, it looks disappointingly small. Stop. Stop. Okay?

It looks fantastic.

Shut your mouth.

I'm happy. We're happy.

Smile.

Come on out the turkey, yeah.

Can I get the turkey next time?

You will get the turkey today and now and say how delicious it is.

Today? I don't think we're getting it today.

Okay.

And we got sides coming too.

I can't wait.

Are those going to be turkey as well?

Okay, you're going to love this. Every bite.

Imagine. Imagine what you're about to taste.

So hungry.

Thank you.

It came out so nice. I can't wait for you to try it.

Are those green beans? Green bean casserole.

You know it's my favorite.

Especially while I make it.

We have our stuffing.

Oh, yes. Look it, look it.

I know you love stuffing. I do. Here, let's switch.

Let's do that. There you go.

Oh,

and look what we have here coming up. A nice drink for dinner.

This looks so nice.

You have outdone yourself.

If I didn't even bite into this, I'm so proud of you. Thank you. I worked really

hard on this.

Let's eat.

Yeah, let's do it.

All right.

Want to stir? Yeah.

This is mom's recipe, actually.

You should love it.

Yummy, yummy.

Feed that boy, he's got to put some meat on you.

That's nice.

I know, you're excited for turkey, aren't you? You can't stop talking about

Yeah.

Delicious.

The same stuffing.

You can never have Thanksgiving without stuffing.

That's right, look at that.

Thank you, my little cupcake.

You're welcome.

I got cut into this bird.

Yeah. I bought, uh, you want me to pour some, uh, some good classic cider?

Cider, yeah. Yeah.

You remember.

You can't really get in. Thank you.

Yeah, we're in the business.

Oh, I can put this in my bottle.

Oh, you didn't forget about anything.

That's right.

Oh, thank you.

More biscuits, huh?

Yep. One day you can learn how to make homemade biscuits.

Well, I can't screw that one up. I don't think so.

I think we have a good meal. You're just being picky.

That's grade school level stuff.

So happy.

Let's get the drumsticks first.

You can get the other one.

Thank you.

Look at this wonderful turkey.

It's amazing.

It's so big.

Yes, yes it is. I'm sure it's going to taste just like chicken.

My knee rinsed all over it.

You're pretty good at cutting that.

I don't think you had it in you.

And a wing. One more.

There it is.

Oh yeah.

This is looking so good.

I'm excited.

Glad we get to sit down and have a family dinner again.

That's so good.

I'm so thankful to have such a supportive dad.

You're welcome.

I'm thankful for...

my sister's huge rack, because without them, nobody would even stand you. Are

you serious?

Are you also thankful for your little dick?

Listen, no. I don't, Dad.

Listen, no little dicks or boobs stopped at the table.

Sorry, Dad.

Not on Thanksgiving.

My little dick isn't small. No, my dick is not.

I don't want to hear about your dick.

No dicks, no boobs. It's just tricky.

Just like today, Dad.

Okay, let's hold hands and say grace.

So today, we're all thankful for the food that we have, for the air that we

breathe, and for our legs to be able to walk.

And I'm thankful for the two of you for being here with Dad.

Amen. Amen.

That was beautiful.

Of course, stay the way of the turkey.

I think you're going to get away with calling me dick, mom.

I mean, I don't have to worry about any of my friends sleeping with my

stepbrother.

Oh, shit.

You're going to regret ever seeing that.

Oh, I'm so scared.

At least I can tell the difference between a chicken and a turkey.

Like it really matters?

At least I did something.

Stop.

You eat it still?

Without craving.

You always have something to complain about. Can't you be happy for me?

I am.

It's Thanksgiving, like Dad said.

I don't have a small debt.

Why do you care what I even think?

Like it matters? I mean, step -sister.

David, I don't have a small debt.

David, stop arguing with your step -sister.

Yeah.

Stop it.

If it wasn't for her, we wouldn't be eating this delicious food.

Stop.

Your step -sister has worked so hard since the afternoon.

He hasn't stopped.

Cupcake. And don't talk about his dick.

His small dick.

I'll try if he stops first.

You can do it.

All right, that's about it.

Small dick moves talking.

I want you both to say something nice about each other.

Okay, stepson?

Give me your hand. Nice having you here. You scare away the neighbors.

Oh. Those are nice. Those say something nice.

You're beautiful and you have great looks.

You've been talking about small dicks the whole time?

Give me your hand.

You guys want to say something nice about this?

Uh, feels like it's growing some now.

Yeah?

Not so small, huh?

Not that bad, I guess.

Thanks. Thank you.

Yeah, this is nice. This is nice, huh?

Yeah, family bonding.

This is bonding, all right. Now, finally, say something good about each

okay? Okay.

May I get a moment?

I need to excuse myself from the table.

Obviously.

Okay. Yes.

That wasn't so hard, was it? Kind of hard to be nice to him when he's such a

turkey.

That's funny.

That's a good one.

Stop.

Yeah, a little bit, but I also need to step away from the table for a moment.

Step away, okay. Yeah.

Nice to relax, you know. I don't want my buffet down.

Yeah. So, I'm all flipping flimsy.

Look at that blue light. Thank you.

Listen,

listen.

I have to tell you something.

I know what's going on.

And it's crazy.

And besides,

she's your stepsister anyways.

Ava! Get over here!

That's right. Can't wait.

Hi. What's up?

Not much. Full of stuff, basically.

Come sit here. Come sit here right now. Yeah.

Right in the middle. Ah.

Look at this, huh?

Nice. Nice spending time together.

That's it. True.

Bless you.

Thank you.

Okay, so listen up.

I know a lot's going on.

And... Your step -brother has a boner.

I want you to be a good step -sister.

And take care of it.

Handle it.

I don't have a lot of experience.

I don't know.

Okay, I understand.

And he's like my brother.

He's your step -brother.

And listen.

Does that count though?

No. Look.

I know you're not sure what to do.

But you'll figure it out. Everyone always does.

So handle that boner.

I'm going to get a slice of that wonderful pumpkin pie.

You too.

Get closer, okay?

Oh, I'm so full.

Love you both.

Always so helpful, Dad.

I don't know what to do.

What? What do we do?

I've never done anything like that before.

Me neither. Why?

Huh.

Kind of feel the advance though.

Oh, I'm sorry.

He wasn't lying about that.

No, I put him away.

I mean, I already felt it when you did it.

Dad said we should anyway.

You said it wasn't small.

Give it.

Come

here.

Oh my god, I guess it's not that small.

It's okay, I guess.

I always thought it was.

Can I touch it?

How do you usually do it?

How you're doing it right now is actually spot on.

How does that feel?

Nice. Nice.

Am I helping out?

Yeah. Yeah, you are.

Like that?

Oh, I think I'm missing my cooking apron.

Am I doing? No.

Forget it.

I'll try. I'll see what I can do like in the videos. Is that okay?

Yeah. It's fine.

I mean, I guess

I can take this off?

Yeah. Yeah. Yes, please.

Don't stare at me like that.

That's so scary.

Sorry, sorry.

I'll look just a little bit.

It feels really good

Really okay?

Okay. Really okay? Yes. Very.

You

know,

Dad did ask me to help with your bone marrow.

Yeah, I think I have an idea.

I think I have an idea, too. I saw this thing in the movie, right? Uh -huh. So

she, like, she kind of, like, sucks this and, like, comes right out and you're

like... Okay.

I mean, we're here, you're like, what are we going to do anyway?

Here, let me move these down a little further.

No, I think I figured out what my friends were talking about.

Mwah!

Fuck my titties like that.

Yeah?

I want you to taste my pussy.

watching it go on.

Oh, fuck it.

Yeah.

It's so much.

Yeah.

Well,

thanks for the Thanksgiving present. I'm pretty thankful for that.

Thank you for getting the wrong turkey thingy.

But it's okay.