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Oh, so this is when sharing a room with them.

You must be my stepbrother.

Yeah, that's so weird. You don't have to call me your stepbrother.

I don't like the sound of it.

Stepbrother? Well, nice to meet you anyway.

And gal.

I'm not excited to share a room, but... Well, neither am I. I thought I'd have

my step through. I didn't have to share with you.

It's not what one said, so... What, she didn't tell you?

No, I can't get my own bedroom.

No, the whole plan. And now I have to share with you.

No, the whole plan has been that we're going to share a room, and I've been

like... Well, I was not made aware of these plans.

Otherwise, I probably wouldn't be here. I'm not sharing a room with a stinky

boy. I'm not stinky, and I'm the one who's advocating for a bunk bed, and

apparently... There's no way I'm sleeping in a single bed above another

That's not happening.

No, they have, like, full -size beds, and then there's a twin up top.

Showering rooms will stop as a f***. It's a f***ing nightmare.

I'm not doing what I want to do.

Well, we have to get used to it unless f***ing... I'm not moving out, I'll tell

you that.

Well, I'm not moving out. I just got here. I just got off the plane. Do you

think I'm moving out?

Well, obviously not today, but if you don't want to share a room with me,

then... Well, I'm not sleeping on the sofa or outside, so I guess you're going

to have to eat the media.

Well, I might just convert the garage, honestly.

Well, then you can leave it in there because it's going to be really cold.

It's not.

Well, maybe it'll be too hot down.

Well, I'll put AC in there.

Well, you've not really given me a great impression of yourself so far, so...

Well, you, like, just came into my room and, like, what impression am I supposed

to give you? You just, like, barged in here. Yeah, well, I wasn't made aware of

having to share a bed with someone.

So, what actually am I meant to have?

It's not my fault. Like, I don't... It's not my fault either. I don't want to

share a room with you. Sorry, nothing personal.

I don't want to say.

I guess we're going to have to get used to it. Anyway, I'm going to get changed

because I have a long fucking line.

I don't know.

I don't want to be in these cool clothes when I'm over it.

Are you just going to get changed in front of me?

Well, yeah, you're just going to have to get used to it. We're sharing a room.

Wait for me to get changed outside and come to the neighbor.

Is that what you're prepping?

Well, there's a door.

Oh, well, I'll get over it.

Do you have a t -shirt everywhere?

Well, I mean... Sure, just grab one out of the drawer.

Thanks! Well, I meant to bring this up at home, right?

This is where I'm meant to be living.

Where I have a condo as well.

Why are you in bed?

Anyway, it's like, who in the arse is in the bed when you're in bed?

I stayed up late last night playing video games. You're going to have to

because I want to sleep. I'm the one that just got off a 11 hour flight and

you're tired because you stayed up playing video games.

Well, maybe that might work out in the future because I like to stay up at

and just play games and you can sleep and then we swap.

Well, now is the future so you're going to have to move.

There's plenty of room.

You have a small bed and a small room.

I can't believe I'm married to a dad. This is so embarrassing.

This is Queen Kai's bed. It's disgusting.

Okay, I'm going to draw a line.

Okay. And you do not cross this line.

This side, my side.

That side,

your side. Okay.

You're scaring me.

Why are you... I'm sorry.

I probably have come on a bit strong, but I'm really tired, okay?

I don't want to move to this country. I don't really want to be here.

And it's just, it's been a lot.

Getting off that run is a big fucking day off.

It's hard.

I want to sleep. It's hard on me too, so... I really can't.

Stay

to

your side.

You're crossing over to my side. Yeah, I made the rules. I can break them.

You're pretty much on my side now.

Well, I can't be.

Back home I have like a super -sized cane bag, so I'm not used to having to

stoned in the egg. I don't like it.

I feel like I'm going to fall off any minute. I really don't like it.

Okay.

Nothing. I'm being her anyway.

You're, like, baffling me. I don't know.

Yeah, well, I'm trying to be comfortable in my own home.

I'm supposed to live where I should be comfortable.

Okay, I know. I'm just, like, I didn't know if that was awkward or something.

No, it's fine. Sorry, I didn't mean that. I'm trying to tell you it's just

hour, and that's a great day. Yeah, well, get over it. I mean, I have to

bed, so... Okay.

Like, this is where I sleep.

Do you want me to wear a hazmat suit in bed? Is that your preference?

No. I have one.

That'd be great.

Yeah, well, thank you.

Do you want me to stop?

No. I just... I wasn't really expecting that after this whole

conversation. Well, I have a long time away.

Anyway, I'll take you to sleep, okay?

I don't know how to start one of the four hands on your thumb.

I don't want to say anything bad, but there's gonna be some benefit in having

stepbrother.

Maybe that's a bet.

What do you mean, tight?

Well, I have had sex with ages, okay?

Don't judge me.

I'm a tight person, okay?

Thank you.

I wasn't really imagining this, but... Well, I don't know how long we're going

to be sharing a room, so...

That was really fucking good inside of me.

This is gonna help me sleep so fucking good.

I mean it does look kinda hot.

I think I'd be fucking my stepmother.

Thank you.

for you having a sister.

Maybe we should keep shying around.

You don't want me to move into the garage anymore?

Are you sure?

I thought you were going to exile me out outside.

Not anymore.

Not anymore.

We can make some arrangements.

We can make some arrangements.

I don't know if you buy a bigger bottle.

I feel really fucking good down my throat.

My stepbrother would have such a nice cup.

Oh, God.

You're so fucking good at that.

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No.

Oh, no.

Thank you.

Should we try?

I'm going to let you come in my face.

But only if you stick to your side of the bed. You've got to stay behind that

line.

Okay, yeah, deal.

Deal? You can come in my face if you stay on your side of the bed.

Okay. Yeah.

I promise.

You promise?

Yeah.

I'll have you on coke, I'm gonna drink my ass.

I feel so fucking...

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my fucking face really

coated

my fucking face

You remember the rules, right? You have to stick to your side of the bed.

I promise.

Maybe having a stepbrother isn't that bad after all.