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Thank you.

the baby to try something new.

Oh, Dad.

Oh,

I love you.

Sheila.

Just relax. It'll be fine.

Ted, don't!

Don't! I just can't.

What do you mean, no?

Who's no?

Damn.

You know, if I'm lucky and if you're in the mood, you give me some head.

Ted, that's not so, and you know it.

Don't sound so indignant.

My job is going shitty. I may lose it at any minute. My wife isn't even behind

me. I need to do something different.

Will you be home in time for dinner tonight, sweetie?

As usual.

Oh, listen, Ted. I'm sorry about last night, but I just couldn't bring myself

do it.

Doesn't matter.

I really wasn't in the mood anyway.

Oh, God. I gotta go. I'm gonna be late for Mr. Johnson.

Oh, have a good day at the office, sweetie.

See you later.

Surround yourself plush fur.

Pleasant working atmosphere.

Finisher wanted for world famous manufacturing furrier. No experience

necessary? We'll train.

Hmm, why not?

Johnson Advertising. Can I help you?

No, Mr. Johnson isn't here right now.

He'll be in in a few minutes.

Thank you.

Goodbye.

Johnson Advertising.

No, I'm sorry. Mr. Henderson is in a meeting right now.

He should be free in about an hour.

Bye -bye.

New Purr Detergent makes your family's clothes so soft, you'll believe you're

stre... Hi, Mr. Johnson.

Ed, I want to talk to you for a few minutes.

Uh,

you know...

You know, the client

is not happy about this Purr campaign, you know that?

You know, at the beginning here, we had the idea that every female in this

country would be dipping their fingers in per -detergent. Well, they're not.

They're not, Ted. This concept is stinko, understand?

Now, listen. I want a new concept by Friday.

This Friday, understand?

Right. Good.

Oh, and Ted, remember, if the client's not happy, I'm not happy.

And if I'm not happy, you're not going to be happy.

Okay?

Friday. Thanks, Mr. Johnson.

Have a good day, Ted.

Sheila, I want to be successful so I can give you all the things that you

deserve. You're the most important person in my life.

Everything I want, I want for us.

But I can't even pay the damn bills.

Damn!

Is everything all right,

Mr. Larson?

Everything's lousy, Jeannie.

They don't like the campaign idea they gave me to do.

I have till Friday to come up with a brainstorm.

You're overreacting, Ted.

I'm sure it's not all that bad.

Let's see.

All you need is a new approach.

Purr. The detergent that makes your clothes feel as soft as a kitten.

Yeah. You need a little something extra in that approach.

Something with a little punch to it.

Why, sex appeal!

Well, that's what you're missing.

Let's see now. Everything has sex appeal today.

Cars.

Toothpaste.

Shaving cream.

Well, why not a detergent?

Yeah, yeah.

You need sex appeal and you need a specific angle.

I'll give you an example.

Everyone gets stains on their underwear, right?

Huh? Well, how about...

The detergent that won't make you embarrassed to take your clothes off.

Why, it not only makes your clothes look good, but it feels so good, it makes

you want to purr.

Meow.

It's so stimulating having softness near your body all day long.

Why, just imagine knowing that wherever you are, your office,

a restaurant, your mother's house, you will

experience the sensation of softness near your most intimate parts.

Your insides will just want to purr with delight and satisfaction.

detergent will make your clothes feel as soft as a warm pussy.

All your clothes that you wear closest to your most intimate parts, that caress

those most sensitive areas, will have a new pizzazz to them that will just make

your insides purr with delight and satisfaction.

Make your pussy purr! Use purr detergent!

I have lost my love, and now I feel alone, clouding my eyes

by desolation.

But not dying is a divine commandment, in the

same way that I found you.

Although you loved me and I loved you, on the same path where

I found you.

Thank you.

Amor,

amor, amor, dolor, dolor.

Those private moments between you and your lover will never again be marred by

unseemly stains.

Her detergent.

Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Larson.

Oh, how clumsy. That's all right, Ginny. That's all right. I think you've given

me an idea.

Thanks for your help.

All right. But remember, meow.

I'd love to take Sheila out.

She deserves so much more than I can give her.

I'd come home from the office with a bouquet of roses for her.

She would be waiting for me, champagne chilled on the table, looking as

beautiful as the most famous actress and model.

And I would take her in my arms and we would dance the evening away.

there she would tease me slowly stripping off her garments revealing her

pour a glass of champagne, and make a toast to our love.

At that point, I would make the most passionate love to her, her moans of

satisfaction echoing into the night.

Sheila, my lover, my wife, my mate, deserved more than I can give you.

For us to be together.

To bring back those precious moments.

Oh, Sheila, you're my world.

My life.

I love you, Sheila.

Hey, Teddy baby.

Hey, look, Steve, I'm in no mood to talk.

I've been working my guts out.

The pressure's really on.

Well, cheer up, kid, because Stevie Boy is going to make your day.

I am planning the most outrageous bachelor party in history for Carl on

night. You're going to the wedding on Sunday, right?

Yeah, right. Sheila and I are going. I can't wait to meet Sheila on Sunday, but

for God's sakes, don't bring her on Friday. Don't even tell her.

Tell her that you're working late.

and coming out for drinks with me.

Don't worry. I'll tell my wife the same.

We'll have a good time.

Okay, Steve.

Okay. Come to my office at 6 .30, and then we pick up Carl.

You got it. Solid.

See you.

I'm home.

Hi, honey. Perfect timing.

Your dinner's on the table, and I made your favorite.

Even you don't use that goddamn purr detergent.

So, how did things go at the office today, sweetie?

Fine.

Is there anything new going on?

Nothing.

Nothing? What do you mean, nothing? I'm sure something happened.

It's impossible nothing goes on every single day worth talking about.

Nothing. Nothing.

Nothing. That's all I hear from you. Every single day you come home and you

don't talk to me. All you do is you eat, you turn on that television, you fall

asleep.

There's no communication between us anymore.

I'm your wife. You're supposed to talk to me once in a while.

Okay, you want to know how it's going?

It's going shit, can't you tell?

We don't go out as much anymore.

I used to bring you home flowers every night. Now I don't.

Not because I don't love you as much.

Times are tough. Money's tight.

The stock market's lower now than it has been in years.

I could lose my job at this very moment.

That's what's going on.

Listen, Ted. I know things are tough.

And financially things are difficult for us.

But it's gotten to the point where your damn business problems is affecting our

sex life.

And I have made a decision today.

If it's money we need to get us over this rough time, I'm going to earn it

myself.

Yeah, that's right.

I saw a help wanted ad in the paper today, and I'm going to answer it

Oh, I forbid it.

No way will you work.

No wife of mine will ever work.

Absolutely not. No!

Now, look, kid, this is my showroom. Let me tell you one thing.

I'm setting this thing up for a tremendous Christmas show. I got a lot

important people coming here. I don't want you coming in and lusting up the

whole joint.

Stay in the factory.

If I need you in the showroom, you'll come out and help me. I'll give you a

half hour for lunch, and I'll pay you $2 .40 an hour. Look, it's Christmas. I'll

put on extra help. So if you need the job, you got it.

Now, you seem like a nice kid.

Let me show you something. This is Jesse.

That's Charlie.

That's Tina. That's Bobby. You want the job?

You can start right now.

Listen, Jesse, take this kid's show around the shop, will you?

Thanks a lot.

Hey, Charlie.

Yeah? Yous hungry?

Did you bring the lunch for both of us today?

Maybe. Maybe?

Maybe? You weren't supposed to bring the lunch today.

I got something for yous in here. Come on.

So let's get started. I'm starving.

Jesse, what are they doing?

Don't you know?

I mean, in front of us and everything?

Aren't they self -conscious?

No, we like to enjoy ourselves on our break.

I mean, you know, I hope it doesn't offend you.

Um, no, I just guess I've been a housewife too long.

Hey, you want to eat so bad?

Eat this.

There's your goddamn fruit.

Hey, listen, I think someone needs some help. I've already got one.

first day at work. Well, to be honest, Jessie, I really don't like the work all

that much. It's just that I'm trying to help out my husband in our marriage.

Please, don't misunderstand me. I really think all of you are great and

everything. It's just that our money situation is kind of tight right now

you know, it's really bad.

You know, whose isn't? I mean, I don't work for love and I just try to do the

best possible, you know.

Oh, Jessie, you know, you seem so happy and so free.

How do you do it? I don't understand. Happiness in bed makes happiness in

and you'll learn.

Yeah, but you see, Ted and I, we have real sexual problems. I try.

I really do.

It's just that I can't fully satisfy him, you know? I wish I could learn how

but he's always got...

business problems, and I just can't get his mind on things.

Oh, it'll take time, you know, but people's sex lives are very important to

their happiness, and if you really want to, you know, be successful at it, I'm

sure you will.

Well, good night, girls. See you all tomorrow.

Good night.

Sheila.

Come here a minute.

Look at these new furs we just got in today.

Oh, they're soft.

Do you like working here, Sheila?

It's okay.

Everyone's really nice.

Yeah, you're very nice too, you know.

Thank you.

I think we're going to become very good friends.

I hope so.

Yeah.

You know, your skin is almost as soft as these skins here.

Oh, that's nice.

Your lips are very soft, too.

What?

Can I kiss you, Sheila?

What? Tina?

It's okay. No one's here.

I don't know.

Please?

It's nice.

I know.

I've always wanted to get on these furs at night naked.

It would be so nice for you to do it with me.

If you want no one's hair, then no one's going to be back until Monday. I don't

think it would be very much fun.

Sure it would. Come on. Let's try it. Come on. Take your clothes off. Come on.

We'll both. We'll just get naked. That's all. Just take our clothes off and roll

in these soft, soft furs. Feel it next to your body.

Well, I really have to get home. You see, my husband's waiting for his

Let him wait.

Well, I don't know.

Please?

Well, I don't think it'll do too much for me.

He feels so good.

This is so good!

Sheila, please, make me come now.

Oh, stick one in. Oh. Oh. Two.

Oh. Oh, I'm coming.

I'm coming. Oh.

Oh.

Steve, how about Ardor, the woman's personal deodorant that lets you get

real close?

No.

No?

Well, how about...

The personal deodorant made with love by people who care. That's better.

Yeah.

And I brought some goodies from home.

I thought we could use one of these in the product selling, you know?

Oh, too dowdy. Oh, shoot.

This is good.

Wrong color.

Color? You want color?

That's it.

And I've got just the slogan for it.

Now, ardor.

For that special odor.

It's a terrific idea.

I want you to take a memo to put Teddy on this. I want to explore it further.

Okay?

But you know, Steve, ardor really means love.

And love is what it's all about.

Mmm.

You know, Jeannie, I swear someday you'll be head of this company.

I don't want to be head of the company, Steve.

I just want to sell the best I can.

Oh, getting close.

Use ardor and she'll never turn you away.

All right.

How about ardor for the tangled up executive?

Watch what you step in on your way to work.

That's all right. I'll fix that.

Warm.

Oh, yeah.

I want you to fuck me.

I want you to fuck me.

I want you to come.

I want you to come.

I want you to come.

I want you to come. I want you to come. I want you to

come.

Listen, Sheila, I'm going out to lunch for about an hour. You go out and watch

the showroom.

Yes, sir. Right away.

This is more like it.

This is what I should be wearing.

Elegant minks.

Gentleman collars.

All the attention I deserve.

I should be surrounded by luxury.

Pampered. Admired.

Adored.

Aren't they all so attractively dressed?

Begging with their eyes.

Wanting me.

Begging for me.

And I want them. All of them.

I want the attention, the appreciation.

Reflections of myself.

Reflections of my admirers. And Ted...

You're the most important person in the world to me.

Of all the men.

Of all my conquests.

You're the one I really love.

You mean everything to me. And I'm doing it all for you. To be good

for you.

you

Yeah, what do you want?

Steve, let's go.

We've got a pickup call. You coming?

Yeah, I'll be coming in about two minutes.

Well, Sheila, it's been a few days. How do you like the working life?

Believe me, Jessie, I've learned more in the past few days than I've learned in

quite a while. How's this?

I can't wait to show my husband some of my new tricks.

I guess you'll be having a good time tonight, huh?

No, not tonight.

He's going off to some damn business meeting and then out for a few drinks

friends. I'm just sitting home alone.

No, you're not. You're coming with Tina and myself.

All right.

But where are we going?

We're going to be popping out of the cake.

Bye. Yeah, you and Tina.

Hey, Carl.

Are you ready for one hell of an evening?

Hey, listen, Steve.

Okay, well, just one drink. I kind of promised my fiancé I'd get home and help

pick out some china patterns.

You are not married yet.

Besides, we've got to cheer up old Teddy Boy here. He's been having a rough

week. Yeah, come on, Carl. Just come out for a few. After all you promised.

But... But the China pattern... We don't take no for an answer. Let's go, let's

go, let's go.

But Steve, why are we stopping here?

I thought we were just going to go out for a few drinks.

Surprise!

Look at those girls.

No, that's not possible.

That girl looks like Sheila.

It is Sheila.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe it.

That's Ted.

My wife at a stag party. I could crawl under a rock.

Am I such a bitch that he can't even tell me he's going to a stag party?

How could she do such a thing to me?

I thought that she was sitting home like a good little girl.

I think I'm just as damn sexy as any of the other girls here.

stream I roll.

I bet these guys would give their right to be married to her.

Oh, no.

I want to ravish her.

I love you, Sheila. Oh,

I'm ready to do it your way now. I want you to fuck me in the ass.

I'm not serious.

Oh, I'm serious. I want you to fuck me in the ass. Come here, baby.

Be careful.

Just a slower, please.

I love you, Sheila.

I love you, too.

I love you, Sheila.

I love you, too.

I love you, Sheila.

Oh, that's that, huh?

Oh, baby.

Oh, it's great.

Your ass is so smooth.

Bitch, give it to me.

Baby, that was the best sex we've ever had.

I love you more than ever before.

Oh, Ted, I love you too.

And I just want to make you happy.

You do, baby.

More than you ever know.

I understand you took this job for the both of us. And I respect you more than

ever for that.

Oh, Ted, I'm not cut out to be a working girl.

All I want to do is stay home and make you happy.

And you won't work anymore, babe.

I've got the confidence I need.

I know I'm more talented than any of these other assholes.

And if they don't like my work, well, fuck them.

I'll find another job.

I'll drive a cab until I do.

But they're not going to push me around anymore.

Oh, no, babe. I'm going to make it.

We're going to make it together.

Oh, Ted, you're all the fantasies that I've ever wanted, and you're loving Paul

I've ever really needed.

We can make it together.

Comes in liquid or powder.

Find it at your local supermarket.

It's for front -loading and top -loading machines.

When you wash his clothes in purr, he'll notice the difference.

the greatest.