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Dude, one of us has to get that role. Penelope K is going to be Juliette.

Man, this does not need a promotion.

Honestly, I can't wait until that kissing scene.

Oh.

Oh, Oliver, can you believe it? Right?

Look, I got the script right here.

We need to memorize this by Friday, okay?

So we better get started now.

By Friday? This Friday coming up? Yeah.

Dude, um, but like, are we going to practice together?

Like, we need a Juliet.

I mean, what else are we going to do?

Look, dude,

I don't know.

Not like that.

Not like that. I mean, let's, you're, you are like that. Okay?

No, bro, no, no. Okay, okay, okay. I get it, I get it.

But like, what girls are going to find to practice with us?

I have an idea.

By this Friday, I'll have some girls to practice with.

Okay, I'll see.

I got it. Well, we better get working on this now.

Yeah, these are... There's a lot here.

I don't even know some of these words.

So basically this Friday, coming up pretty soon, we have this

little theater project here.

We have an audition for Romeo and Juliet.

It's a pretty big part.

Huge. Okay.

And we're just in need of a...

You know, so that's why we, you know, we're thinking our stepmom would be a

perfect fit, you know, helping us remember our moms.

What do you think?

Well, it would be a good exercise for them.

Yeah. And we actually do that at night school. Yeah.

We're really good at it. Yeah.

Well, I didn't know you did that at night school.

We did.

Yeah. That's super cool.

Well, then this will be right up your alley. It'll help us out.

Commendantly, we do need a Juliet.

You're not going to get this. I won't let you down.

Okay, but you have to take this seriously, not a joke, if we're out

Oh, yeah.

I appreciate it, Mom.

I really want this role.

Okay.

You're the best.

Thank you.

Thanks, Mom.

You're the best.

We're going to start. We're going to practice.

I'm going to start practicing.

Yeah.

I'm going to go tell the lawyer.

Should I practice with you?

I can.

I can practice with you.

And you're going to do your thing. Alright. Yeah? Yeah. Okay.

Okay, Joshua. Let's do what you've got.

Okay.

Um, let's try this.

Oh.

Uh, then.

Dear Saint.

What?

Oh, right.

What? Oh, right, all right. Um, oh, then, dear saint, let, uh,

let's do what hands do, and, um,

dear saint.

Joshua, cut.

Oh, my God, that was awful.

Sorry, Mom. It's kind of hard.

I'm sorry to interrupt you. I haven't done it.

Don't you want to hear me?

Yeah.

Perfect. All right.

I've got a seat.

Come on. Come in.

Yeah,

I'm sorry about that.

Perfect.

All right.

Tell me when.

I program lips that they must use in prayer.

Oh, then, dear, see?

Let lips do what they can do.

Can I do it again, real quick? That was good, right?

You can try it again.

Okay, a little different tone, maybe?

Okay.

Oh, then do your thing, but let's do what hands do.

Yeah? That better?

Boys,

could you give us a minute?

Yeah, yeah.

Perfect,

yeah.

Can I take a look over that?

I don't know how you're saying that. Thanks, Mom.

What are you going to do with me? I feel really bad.

There aren't except them. There should be benefits.

I'm not sure what we should do.

But I did have one idea.

Remember the lectures I needed when we were in drama school?

We can't do that. We can't use that kind of method acting on them.

They're our boys.

But Veronica, you lack passion.

You can't do anything without passion.

You're right.

But I think it'll work. I mean, they can actually be good. They care about this.

I mean, they can maybe be Hollywood actors one day. Who knows? But they have

have some intensity.

Some passion.

Not from them, just anything with them. I think we should try it.

Okay, let's give it a shot.

Boy.

Yeah.

So,

we've been talking.

You should do it the way that we learned to do it in drama school.

And it's going to help you really do the job as a part.

Plus, you're wearing some fake hair anyway.

Yeah, this is perfect, you know? Yeah.

Kind of like a really fun type style, you know? Blue, blue thing, like. It's

lovely.

Really good.

Yeah. So, what's this even about?

Well, being on stage is kind of like being naked.

You're so, all eyes are on you.

Trust me, this exercise will help you. No way. You can do it all the time.

Yeah.

No way.

There is no shame in being nude, and it will help you feel more confident.

No, you're my mom.

Yeah.

There are no moms on the stage.

What? Are you sure?

I mean, that's what you did.

Yeah. Do it.

You're my mom. I shouldn't be seeing you naked right now.

That mom?

You're his stepmom.

Should I give him a nice deal? I'm sorry.

Oh, wow.

We all did this and... See? No big deal.

Well, go ahead.

Do we have to?

You sure, Mom?

Do you want to be actors or not?

If you want to be actors, you need to do what I say. Just take your clothes off.

It's not that big of a deal.

your face, right? Yeah.

Try delivering your mind.

You guys want me to relax.

Oh, that endears me.

Let's do what hands do.

Oh, much better. Much better.

And for you, Oliver?

Oh, that endears me. Let's do what hands do.

Oh, look at that.

They do have a little passion after all.

Huh.

That's what you do to me. Yeah.

See, it's working already.

Mm -hmm.

See? We'll do this method of work.

I mean, it went wrong.

I did feel a little more confident.

Yeah, it was kind of, uh... You know how it is.

Right?

See, you're probably thinking about having passion.

Your body lacks a lot of passion, and you're way too shy, and you're

nervous when you're a girl.

Mm -hmm.

I mean, you can't fucking wipe up in front of your junior yet. That's never

going to work.

That's true.

And it's the same about love.

So you boys need to learn a thing or two about passion and love and expressing

yourself in a way.

Ready? Ready?

Ready?

Do you understand what I think?

Yeah.

I think I definitely understand.

Good man.

Oh, wow.

Like that?

Like that?

Mm -hmm. Oh, okay.

Yeah, don't feel great. If I did, I'm a little weird.

Don't be nervous.

I'm breathing right now.

You need to suddenly feel that passion.

Oh, my God.

Does that feel good?

Mm -hmm.

Put it in your mouth for me.

I like that.

That's hot.

You have to practice that, too.

Yeah, very true.

Okay.

So, why don't we go and

practice?

Yeah, is that good? I think that's a fabulous idea.

Yeah. Get a little more heated.

Make it nice and rubbery for Julia.

Your final lesson.

This is how you should be delivering your lines.

I want you to do that next time.

Is that half of it?

Yeah, you're doing great.

They're both doing good.

Oh, my God.

What a great lesson.

Let's do it.

Not yet.

I said we're good friends.

Oh, wow.

We're all worth it, Romeo.

Okay, yeah, I think we're gonna do this.

It's my turn to get in there. Oh, yeah.

Oh, oh, oh.

That was in your mouth.

Don't, don't.

Like on your mouth. Oh, my gosh.

I'm not going to mess up one line.

I'm so sorry, Mama.

Relax,

let me step up.

It's a little weird.

Again, can we switch positions?

It's just acting.

Yeah, but I mean, that's like her time.

Okay, fine.

Yeah, that's a little weird.

Oh, yeah?

I'll show you weird.

Weird? Yeah.

Well, what's the next position?

Well, I think you boys need to go ahead and lay down.

Lay down?

Lay down.

Whoa. What's going on?

What do you think is going on?

I don't know. I don't want to ask.

Nothing's in my face.

It is. It's a little awkward.

Oh, wow.

You like that, don't you?

I can tell you like it.

Boy, mom, this is, but this is acting, right?

It's acting, don't worry.

It's all part of the acting.

All part of the exercise.

My kids are college days.

Yeah!

You really want me to get the part, don't you, Mom? Yeah.

Yes, like that.

Oh, wow.

These are a lot.

I don't want to get the part

I mean, you said this was just acting.

It's just acting.

And Romeo and Juliet is all about love, right? And passion.

You really have to learn the heart.

Okay.

Yeah.

You good?

Yeah, this feels good.

Oh.

Oh!

For all your hard work.

Yeah. Oh, mom.

Oh, shit.

She might not know how to fuck in my dick. Yeah.

Oh,

just like that. That was so great.

Oh, yeah.

Just like that.

Oh my god. I'm so fucking close.

Keep going.

Yeah, jerk it. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All of my tits. All of your tits? Yeah. The back of them? Yeah. All of your

tits? Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Oh,

my tits.

Oh,

I'm about to cum.

Oh, jiggle your tits, mom. Jiggle your tits, darling.

Jiggle them for me, yeah.

Oh, fuck, I'm gonna cum.

Yeah,

cum. Don't make it easy.

Fuck,

I'm cumming.

For this performance.

Oh my god, you did so good.

I love that you did.

A plus.

I really want that.

Yeah, I do too.

You guys are going to do so great.

We're going to do great now because of you two.

Thank you so much, Mom.