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ALL QUIET, MR. WEST.

GOOD. WHEN THE PRESIDENT
DOES ARRIVE,

YOU ESCORT HIM DIRECTLY
TO HIS ROOM.

I'LL COVER THE OUTSIDE.

WHAT TIME IS IT, CHARLES?

FIVE TO 3:00,
MR. PRESIDENT.

GOOD. GOT TIME FOR A LITTLE REST
BEFORE THOSE SPEECHES.

OH, MR. PRESIDENT.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
CHARLES. MOVE ON.

I'M BEING PRESUMPTUOUS,
I KNOW,

BUT I JUST HAD TO SAY HELLO.

DON'T YOU REMEMBER ME?
MARCIA DENNISON.

OH, OF COURSE.

THE THEATER'S
INCOMPARABLE DENNISON.

UH...SEEN YOUR PERFORMANCES
IN WASHINGTON VERY OFTEN.

WONDERFUL.

AND LET ME ASSURE YOU,
IF TIME PERMITS,

I SHALL BE AT YOUR OPENING
RIGHT HERE IN SAN FRANCISCO.

THANK YOU,
MR. PRESIDENT.

GOOD DAY.

WELL DONE, MR. PRESIDENT.

HE MUST BE ONE OF THOSE
WHO DIDN'T VOTE FOR ME.

HE'LL NEVER GET
ANOTHER CHANCE.

LET'S GET BACK
TO THE HOTEL, ARTIE.

EXCELLENT LIKENESS,
MR. GORDON. EXCELLENT.

COME ON IN.

THANK YOU, SIR.

WELL, WHAT DO YOU
INTEND TO DO ABOUT IT?

WE HAVE A SUGGESTION,
SIR.

WILL I KINDLY STOP
PRESENTING MYSELF

AS A TARGET--
IS THAT IT?

WE KNOW WE'VE RAISED
THE POINT BEFORE, SIR,

BUT THIS TIME IT'S
MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVER.

GENTLEMEN, THERE
WILL ALWAYS BE SOMEONE

ATTEMPTING TO TAKE
POTSHOTS AT ME.

IT GOES WITH THE JOB.

MR. PRESIDENT,
WHAT HAPPENED DOWN THERE

WAS A LOT MORE
THAN JUST POTSHOTS.

IT WAS EVEN MORE THAN
AN ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT.

IT WAS MORE LIKE A WAR,
WITH YOU AS THE OBJECTIVE.

JIM, I'D SAY
THAT KIND OF TALK

IS A LITTLE
ON THE HIGH-POWERED SIDE.

SO IS THE WEAPON, SIR.

THEY USED A GATLING GUN.

I SEE.

FOUR GOVERNMENT ARSENALS

AND TERRITORIAL
ORDERS DEPOTS

HAVE BEEN RAIDED
IN THE PAST TWO WEEKS.

ALONG WITH A LOT OF OTHER
HARDWARE AND ARMS,

13 GATLING GUNS WERE TAKEN.

WOULD YOU SAY
THERE'S ANY CONNECTION?

WELL, WE HAVEN'T EXAMINED
TODAY'S WEAPON YET, SIR,

BUT I'LL GIVE YOU ODDS
WHEN WE DO,

IT TURNS OUT TO BE
ONE OF THE STOLEN ONES.

A BAKER'S DOZEN
GATLING GUNS--

JUST TO SNUFF OUT THE LIFE
OF ONE PRESIDENT?

NO, SIR. THERE'S GOT TO BE
MORE TO THE PROGRAM,

BUT WHATEVER IT IS,
IT BEGINS WITH YOUR DEATH.

THAT'S WHY ARTIE AND I
FEEL SO DEFINITE

THAT YOU SHOULD STAY
UNDER WRAPS.

NO. I WASN'T ELECTED
TO THIS HIGH OFFICE

TO COWER BEHIND LOCKED DOORS.

YES, SIR.

GENTLEMEN...

THERE'S BEEN NO OFFICIAL
ANNOUNCEMENT YET,

BUT TOMORROW NIGHT
I PLAN TO MAKE

AN UNSCHEDULED TRIP TO DENVER.

I'M GOING TO ADDRESS
THE TERRITORIAL GOVERNORS

ASSEMBLED THERE.

IT'S IMPORTANT.

I WON'T CALL IT OFF.

YES, SIR.

ALL RIGHT.

IF IT'LL MAKE YOU TWO
FEEL ANY BETTER,

I'LL STAY RIGHT HERE
UNTIL THEN.

36 HOURS.
AND THANK YOU, SIR.

GOOD DAY, GENTLEMEN.

MR. PRESIDENT.

ARTIE, YOU WERE RIGHT.
THERE'S NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.

THIS GATLING GUN WAS STOLEN
FROM THE GOVERNMENT.

I WAS WILLING TO GIVE ODDS
TO THE PRESIDENT.

RAISINS?

WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO
WITH A GATLING GUN?

RAISINS!

AH, HERE IT IS. JIM!

HERE'S YOUR REASON.

THAT DIRT FOUND UNDER THE GUN
IS A SAMPLE OF A TOPSOIL

YOU FIND IN
GRAPE-GROWING COUNTRY.

CALIFORNIA.

UH-HUH.

SAN JOAQUIN VALLEY.

IT'S STARTING TO BE
BIG BUSINESS THERE.

WE COULDN'T POSSIBLY COVER

EVERY LITTLE VINEYARD
IN THE AREA.

WELL, WE MIGHT BE ABLE
TO TAKE A SHORTCUT

AND NARROW IT DOWN, ARTIE.

IF THEY'RE SHIPPING THOSE GRAPES
OUT OF THE STATE,

IT SHOULD BE NEAR
A RAILROAD.

RIGHT.

NOW THAT WOULD PROBABLY
LIMIT IT TO ONE OF TWO TOWNS,

EITHER SCOTTSVILLE...

AND JUBILEE.

WE COULD EACH OF US
COVER AN AREA

OF APPROXIMATELY
20 TO 25-MILE RADIUS.

WE'RE GOING TO NEED
MORE THAN THE 36 HOURS

THE PRESIDENT'S GIVEN US.

THAT'S ALL WE'VE GOT, JIM.

GOOD AFTERNOON, MR. WEST.

GOOD AFTERNOON.
ANY MESSAGES FOR ME?

I'LL LOOK, SIR.

THANK YOU.

NOT TODAY, MR. WEST.

THANKS.

NOW AIN'T THAT A DISGRACE?

YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?

THE PRESIDENT OUGHT TO HAVE
A BATCH OF FULL-TIME GUARDS,

WITH THEIR ONLY JOB
BEING TO PROTECT HIM.

I THINK SOMEDAY
IT MIGHT COME TO THAT.

THE CASKS OF WINE HAVE BEEN
DELIVERED TO THE CELLAR.

THANK YOU, BROTHER.

WHERE IS THAT RECEIPT?

THERE YOU ARE.

THANK YOU.

MARCIA DENNISON!

I'D KNOW YOU ANYPLACE.

WHY, IT'S AN HONOR TO HAVE YOU
IN JUBILEE, MISS DENNISON,

A GREAT HONOR.

WHY, THANK YOU.

I'M JOE GILLESPIE.

I RUN THE LOCAL THEATER.

HEY, AN ATTRACTION LIKE YOU
WOULD SURE MAKE MY PLACE PAY.

WHY DON'T YOU BRING YOUR TROUPE
OUT HERE AND PUT ON--

I'M SORRY, MR. GILLESPIE.
I'M NOT HERE ON BUSINESS.

BUT IT'S NEVER THE WRONG TIME
TO TALK MONEY, MISS DENNISON.

IF YOU DON'T MIND,

MY MANAGER HANDLES
ALL MY BUSINESS AFFAIRS.

JUBILEE TOO MUCH
OF A HICK TOWN FOR YOU?

YOU'RE IN MY WAY.

WE'VE HAD BIG STARS HERE
BEFORE, MISS DENNISON.

YOU HEARD THE LADY, SIR.
YOU'RE IN HER WAY.

WHO ASKED YOU TO BUTT IN?

I'VE GOT A LEGITIMATE RIGHT
TO TALK--

GET OUT OF HERE.

WISE GUY. THERE'S ONE
IN EVERY CROWD.

MR. JAMES WEST,
I BELIEVE.

THAT'S RIGHT, MISS DENNISON.

WE MET IN WASHINGTON
A LONG TIME AGO.

ONE OF MY FONDEST MEMORIES.

AND IT'S FORTUNATE FOR ME THAT
YOU HAPPEN TO BE IN JUBILEE.

HE WAS BECOMING
QUITE ANNOYING.

YOU GOING TO BE HERE LONG?

JUST A FEW DAYS.

I...HAVE BUSINESS
INTERESTS HERE.

LUCKY FOR ME. I'D LIKE YOU
TO HAVE LUNCH WITH ME.

DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE
SUCH A DIRECT APPROACH?

I WANTED TO ASK YOU FIRST

BEFORE EVERY MAN
IN JUBILEE DOES.

YOU'RE VERY FLATTERING,
BUT IT'S BEEN A TIRING TRIP.

SHALL WE MAKE IT DINNER?

I'D BE DELIGHTED,

BUT IT WILL BE THE LONGEST
AFTERNOON I'VE EVER WAITED.

AHH, C'EST CHARMONT!

IT'S CHARMING!

WELL, YOUR HOTEL, OF COURSE,

DOES NOT HAVE THE MANNER
OR THE SERVICE

THAT HOTELS DO IN FRANCE,

BUT STILL IT HAS AN INGRATIATING
QUALITY ALL ITS OWN.

AND YOUR RAILROAD--
MA FOIS, FORMIDABLE!

THE SPEED AND THE THUNDER
OF THE WHEELS AS THEY ROLL,

I TELL YOU,

I THOUGHT EVERY TOOTH WOULD BE
SHAKEN LOOSE FROM MY MOUTH.

YOU'RE MONSIEUR RAYNARD

THAT TELEGRAPHED US
FOR A ROOM.

CLAUDE ASHIR ANTOINE RAYNARD!

I'LL BE IN
THE RESTAURANT.

YES, MA'AM.

TRAVELER, LOVER OF, UH,
LOVELY THINGS,

WINE TASTER
EXTRAORDINAIRE,

AND A DEVOTED STUDENT
OF THE GRAPE.

UH, MONSIEUR RAYNARD.

OUI?

I'M-- I'M FAMILIAR
WITH YOU BY REPUTATION.

REALLY? OH, YOU DO ME THE HONOR
TO REMEMBRANCE OF MY NAME,

MONSIEUR, UH...

WEST, JAMES WEST.

ENCHANTER!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO
HAVE A DRINK WITH ME?

I'D BE DELIGHTED.

AH, BON!

EH, PLEASE TO TRANSPORT
MY LUGGAGE UP TO MY ROOM.

WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT
IN SCOTTSVILLE?

A DEAD END.

THE RAISINS ARE
A BORDEAUX-TYPE GRAPE.

THEY DON'T GROWN THEM
IN THAT AREA.

EH, WHICH WAY?

UH, RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR.

THANK YOU.

I'M MOST HONORED THAT YOU
ARE HAVING A DRINK WITH ME.

AH! LOOK AT THAT!
SANTA PAULA WINE.

DO YOU KNOW THAT IS THE CLOSEST
THING TO FRENCH WINE

THAT YOU HAVE HERE
IN THIS COUNTRY?

MONSIEUR.

ANYTHING TURN UP
IN THESE PARTS?

NOTHING EXCEPT
MARCIA DENNISON.

YEAH, SO I NOTICED.

WHAT'S SHE DOING
AROUND HERE?

I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE I'LL
FIND OUT TONIGHT AT DINNER.

ONE THING YOU NEVER WASTE
IS TIME, HUH?

AH, MONSIEUR,

COULD WE HAVE TWO SANTA PAULA
BORDEAUX, PLEASE?

YOU KNOW, IF THOSE RAISINS
DID COME FROM THE MONASTERY,

THEY'RE NOT GOING TO DO US
VERY MUCH GOOD.

NOT NECESSARILY.

ANY OTHER COMMERCIAL
WINERIES AROUND HERE?

NONE THAT I KNOW OF.

WOULDN'T IT BE AWFUL
IF THIS PLACE

TURNED OUT TO BE
A DEAD END, TOO?

AH, MERCI.

OH, THIS HAS JUST THE RIGHT
AMOUNT OF DRYNESS.

YOU WILL SEE.

MERCI.

THE COLOR IS A LITTLE, UH...
ON THE LIGHT SIDE, MONSIEUR.

IT COULD ROB THE WINE
OF ITS SPIRIT, YOU KNOW?

THIS STUFF'S BEEN ROBBED
OF A LOT MORE THAN ITS SPIRIT.

WHAT DO YOU THINK'S
WRONG WITH IT?

SUBTLE DIFFERENCE.

IT'S SWEETER THAN USUAL.

THERE'S NO BODY
IN THE BOUQUET.

ARTIE, THAT CAN HAPPEN
TO A BOTTLE OF WINE.

NO, NO, NO.

THE BROTHERS HAVE BEEN
MAKING THIS STUFF

FOR MORE THAN 50 YEARS.

ISN'T IT FUNNY THEY SHOULD

SUDDENLY START
MAKING MISTAKES NOW?

ARTIE, SPEAKING OF
FUNNY THINGS,

DO YOU KNOW OF ANY
ORDER OF MONKS

THAT PERMIT THEM
TO WEAR JEWELRY?

I NEVER HEARD OF ANY
IN MY LIFE.

WELL, I SAW A MONK
IN THE LOBBY

WITH A RING
ON HIS FINGER.

JIM.

LAST TIME HE WAS HERE,

HE'D JUST FINISHED
DELIVERING WINE.

HE'S DELIVERING
SOMETHING ELSE NOW.

TWO MONKS NOW, ARTIE.

THEY WENT OUT
THE EMERGENCY EXIT.

HEY, MES BONS FRèRES!
MY GOOD BROTHERS!

THE GOLDEN COSSACK BROTHERS
OF SANTA PAULA!

IF YOU DON'T MIND, PLEASE,
WE ARE IN A HURRY.

OH, NO, NO.

I WISH ONLY
TO FELICITATE YOU

UPON THE EXCELLENCE
OF YOUR BRANDY.

FANTASTIQUE!

SECOND ONLY TO THAT MADE
BY THE BENEDICTINE ORDER.

I THINK MAYBE
YOU LIKE IT TOO MUCH.

OH, NO, NO, NO.
IT'S NOT THAT AT ALL.

I'M A WINE-- PERMIT ME
TO INTRODUCE MYSELF.

CLAUDE ASHIR ANTOINE RAYNARD,

WINE TASTER EXTRAORDINAIRE,
AT YOUR SERVICE, MONSIEUR.

OH, NO, NO, NO!

TAKE MY ADVICE, MY FRIEND,

AND GO BACK TO FRANCE
WHILE YOU CAN.

BUT...I WOULD...

THIS WAY.

THE GENERAL IS WAITING
FOR YOU IN HIS OFFICE.

20 MILES OF DIRT ROAD.

I'LL BE BRUISED FOR LIFE.

THIS WAY, MISS DENNISON.

LUNGE AND TWIST!

LUNGE! TWIST!

LUNGE!

TWIST!

IT'S NOT A KNIFE,
IT'S A BAYONET.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
A BAYONET.

LOOK, IT'S NOT A SABER,
EITHER,

SO DON'T TRY TO SWING IT
LIKE IT WAS.

YOU LUNGE WITH IT!

YOU LUNGE, AND YOU TWIST!

LUNGE AND TWIST!

IT'S EASY TO SEE WHY YOU GUYS
GOT TOSSED OUT OF THE ARMY.

IF THE REGULAR ARMY PAID
AS WELL AS THIS ONE DID,

WE PROBABLY WOULDN'T
HAVE GOTTEN TOSSED OUT.

OKAY, ONLY DON'T YOU GET
THE IDEA THIS AIN'T ANY ARMY.

YOU JUST TRY
DISOBEYING AN ORDER,

AND YOU'LL SEE HOW FAST YOU
END UP FACING THAT FIRING SQUAD.

NOW LET'S GET WITH IT.

LUNGE AND TWIST!

LUNGE!

LIFT!

TWIST!

AND I FOUND OUT THIS MUCH--

THE PRESIDENT WILL
DEFINITELY BE ON THE TRAIN

BOUND FOR DENVER LATE TONIGHT.

WONDERFUL.

WONDERFUL!

WONDERFUL? BUT THERE GOES
YOUR LAST CHANCE TO--

LET ME SHOW YOU, MY DEAR.

IF THE PRESIDENTIAL TRAIN
IS BOUND FOR DENVER,

IT HAS TO GO
THROUGH MYOGA PASS--

A PERFECT SPOT
FOR A NICE LITTLE AMBUSH.

OH, I KNOW THAT PASS.
I KNOW IT WELL.

FOR THREE YEARS

I COMMANDED
FORT BRANDON THERE.

THREE YEARS AGO,
GRANT BROKE ME,

RELIEVED ME OF MY COMMAND.

THREE YEARS LATER, I SHALL
RELIEVE HIM OF HIS LIFE.

BUT HE'LL BE HEAVILY GUARDED.

WHY IS IT SO NECESSARY
THAT YOU ASSASSINATE HIM?

ISN'T IT A BIG ENOUGH PRIZE

TO SEIZE CONTROL
OF THE ENTIRE TERRITORY?

DON'T YOU SEE?

GRANT'S DEATH IS THE KEY
TO MY ENTIRE OPERATION.

BUT WHY?

WELL, WITH GRANT'S DEATH,

EVERY-- EVERY MILITARY
GARRISON IN THE AREA

WILL BE THROWN INTO CONFUSION.

MY TROOPS WILL HAVE COMPLETE
CONTROL IN A MATTER OF HOURS.

WHAT QUANTRILL DID
DURING THE WAR,

I CAN DO NOW.

EVERYTHING WOULD LOSE
ITS MEANING, CULLEN,

IF SOMETHING SHOULD
HAPPEN TO YOU.

I PROMISED YOU THAT WE'D BE
MARRIED WHEN THIS IS OVER.

YOU'VE BEEN MY EYES,
YOU'VE BEEN MY EARS.

I NEVER HAVE
NEEDED INFORMATION.

AND I'M GRATEFUL.

WHAT ABOUT JAMES WEST
BEING IN JUBILEE?

WEST WAS LUCKY
IN SAN FRANCISCO.

HE WON'T STOP ME THIS TIME.

IF HE TRIES TO GET
IN MY WAY, HE'LL DIE.

TONIGHT, ON MYOGA PASS,

OUR NEW WORLD BEGINS.

YOU! WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE?

NOBODY'S ALLOWED IN THERE.

YEAH, WELL,
I'VE GOT PERMISSION.

IN THE NAME
OF SWEET MERCY,

DID YOU BRING
THE MEDICINE?

WHY ARE YOU IN THERE?

WHAT MANNER OF TALK
IS THIS?

FIRST YOU CAST US
DOWN INTO THE PIT,

AS JOSEPH'S BRETHREN
DID UNTO HIM,

AND THEN YOU ASK,
"WHY ARE YOU DOWN HERE?"

I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME,
BUT PLEASE BELIEVE ME.

I'M YOUR FRIEND.

A FRIEND?
DO YOU HEAR, BROTHERS?

I TOLD YOU OUR PRAYERS
WOULD BE ANSWERED,

EVEN AS JOSEPH'S WERE.

I AM BROTHER ANGELO.

THIS IS BROTHER THOMAS,
POOR SOUL.

BROTHER THEOPHILE,
BROTHER STANISLAUS,

BROTHER SOLOMON.

THIS PIT USED TO HOLD THE SAND
WE USED FOR OUR BOTTLE GLASS.

NOW IT'S OUR PRISON.

WHERE ARE THE REST
OF THE BROTHERS?

ALL BEING HELD PRISONERS
IN THE REFECTORY.

YOU ARE?

I'M JAMES WEST,
A GOVERNMENT AGENT.

WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

SEVERAL MONTHS AGO
THAT MAN CULLEN DANE--

DANE?

YOU KNOW HIM?

YES, BUT PLEASE GO ON.

HE CAME HERE WITH MANY MEN,
LIKE A SMALL ARMY,

AND HE SIMPLY TOOK OVER
THE MONASTERY.

HOW WAS HE ABLE
TO KEEP IT SECRET?

THEY POSED AS MEMBERS
OF OUR ORDER,

AND SINCE WE HAVE
VERY FEW VISITORS

NO ONE HAS FOUND OUT.

THEY'VE EVEN FORCED US
TO KEEP ON MAKING

THE WINE AND BRANDY.

DELIBERATELY MAKING BAD WINE
AND BRANDY, BROTHER ANGELO?

YOU NOTICED.

YOU COULDN'T HAVE SENT
A BETTER SOS.

WE WERE BEGINNING TO DESPAIR
THAT ANYONE WOULD REALIZE.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?

BROTHER THOMAS.

HE'S HAD ANOTHER ATTACK,

AND THIS ONE
IS QUITE SERIOUS, I'M AFRAID.

THERE IS MEDICINE
IN THE DISPENSARY

THAT WILL EASE HIM,
BUT NOBODY WILL BRING IT.

WHERE IS IT?

THE DISPENSARY'S
IN THE WEST WING.

IT'S THE LAST DOOR
ON THE RIGHT,

AND HIS PREPARATION
IS IN A SMALL BOTTLE

WITH HIS NAME ON IT.

I'LL BRING IT.

MY SON,
THIS IS VERY DANGEROUS.

THE ISHMAELITES
ARE EVERYWHERE.

I'VE GOTTEN THAT IMPRESSION.

YOU KNOW THE GENERAL'S

MADE THIS ROOM OFF-LIMITS
TO MILITARY PERSONNEL.

WELL, MR. WEST, HOW DID
YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS PLACE?

I JUST COULDN'T WAIT
UNTIL TONIGHT,

SO I FOLLOWED YOU.

DO WOMEN ALWAYS LEAD YOU
INTO SUCH MISTAKES?

NO, NOT AS A RULE,

BUT YOU'RE IRRESISTIBLE,

AND I JUST COULDN'T WAIT
UNTIL DINNER.

TOO BAD YOU WON'T
LIVE LONG ENOUGH TO MAKE IT.

YOU KNOW, IT DOES
PUZZLE ME

WHAT A PERSON
LIKE YOURSELF

SEES IN A MAN
LIKE CULLEN DANE.

HE'S AN EASY MAN
TO ADMIRE, MR. WEST.

I LIKE MEN
WITH AMBITION.

I'M GOING TO MARRY HIM.

CULLEN DANE IS GOING
TO BE A GREAT MAN,

AND I WANT GREATNESS.

BY TOMORROW MORNING,
YOUR PRECIOUS GRANT

WILL BE DEAD,

AND CULLEN'S FORCES WILL BE
IN CONTROL OF CALIFORNIA.

THAT, MR. WEST,

IS WHEN CULLEN DANE
WILL RISE ABOVE THE WRONG

DONE HIM BY GRANT.

YOUR GUN, MR. WEST.

YOU KNOW, IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE
THAT YOU'D LOVE A MURDERER--

A MAN WHO'D KILL YOUR PRESIDENT.

DO YOU LOVE HIM?

I NEVER SAID I DID.

I JUST SAID
I WAS GOING TO MARRY HIM.

THIS SHOULD BE YOUR MOST...

UNFORGETTABLE PERFORMANCE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WELL, I'M SURE THAT
YOU WOULDN'T HAVE LED ME ON

UNLESS YOU'D SIGNALLED
YOUR MEN SOMEHOW.

GOOD NIGHT.

IT MAY BE A LITTLE
SHAKEN UP.

HERE IT IS.

BLESS YOU, MY SON.

MR. WEST?

WELCOME TO SANTA PAULA.

YOU MANAGED TO ARRIVE
JUST IN TIME

FOR YOUR EXECUTION.

MR. WEST,
THIS IS YOUR SCHEDULE--

YOU'LL BE TAKEN BY MY MEN

TO THE MONASTERY BURIAL GROUND,

WHERE YOU'LL BE GIVEN
A MILITARY EXECUTION

BY RIFLE SQUAD,

BEFITTING YOUR RANK
AS A FORMER MAJOR

IN THE UNITED STATES ARMY.

AS LONG AS YOU'RE
BEING SO FORMAL ABOUT IT,

WHAT ABOUT
MY COURT-MARTIAL TRIAL?

OF COURSE,
BUT YOUR COURT-MARTIAL

WILL TAKE PLACE
AFTER YOUR EXECUTION.

YOU SEE, THERE'S A MORE
IMPORTANT EXECUTION

TO BE CARRIED OUT.

YOU'LL NEVER GET
TO THE PRESIDENT.

MR. WEST,
IF I WERE A BETTING MAN--

WHAT IS IT?

THERE'S A FRENCHMAN

TO SEE BROTHER ANGELO.
SHALL I THROW HIM--

NO. BRING HIM TO MY OFFICE.
PARDON ME FOR A MOMENT, MAJOR.

I'LL BE BACK WITH YOU SHORTLY.

I TELL YOU,
I NEVER HEARD OF A MONASTERY

THAT HAS KEPT ITS DOORS
CLOSED TO ANYONE,

AND I AM EXPECTED HERE,
I TELL YOU!

GOOD EVENING, MY SON.
WHAT IS THE TROUBLE?

THE TROUBLE IS THAT
I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT

WITH THE HEAD ABBOT--
BROTHER ANGELO--

AND THESE TWO ARE TRYING
TO PREVENT ME TO KEEP IT.

I SEE.

ARE YOU BROTHER ANGELO?

YES, I AM BROTHER ANGELO.

THEN I MUST TELL YOU,

I NEVER EXPECTED TO ENCOUNTER
THIS KIND OF TREATMENT

IN YOUR PLACE.

YOU MUST FORGIVE THE BROTHERS.

WE HAVE BEEN BOTHERED
WITH THIEVES LATELY.

OH.

YOU MAY LEAVE,
MY BROTHERS.

WON'T YOU COME
AND SIT DOWN?

MERCI. MERCI.

AND, UH, YOU, MY SON...

WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

CLAUDE ASHIR RAYNARD.

OH, THIS IS EXASPERATING.

FIRST YOU ASK ME
TO COME HERE AND HELP YOU.

YOU ARE HAVING TROUBLE
WITH YOUR WINE,

AND THEN I COME IN,

YOU CANNOT EVEN REMEMBER
MY NAME.

CLAUDE RAYNARD, OF COURSE.
HOW STUPID OF ME.

I HAVE BEEN GIVING MUCH THOUGHT
TO THE BITTERNESS OF YOUR WINE.

WHY, SURELY, MONSIEUR,

YOU'LL BE MORE COMFORTABLE
IF WE DISCUSS THIS

AT YOUR HOTEL.

THE GRAPES ARE HERE,
NOT AT MY HOTEL.

NOW TO BEGIN WITH,
IT SEEMS TO ME

THAT THE THING MUST BE CAUSED
BY ONE OF TWO THINGS--

EITHER THE WOOD
IN THE CASKS IS STILL RAW

AND HAS TOO MUCH SAP
STILL IN IT,

WHICH MIXES WITH THE WINE
DESPITE THE CHARRING,

OR IT COULD BE
THAT THE TROUBLE

IS IN THE BITTERNESS
OF THE GRAPE.

TOMORROW
I WILL TAKE A LOOK

AT BOTH THE BARREL
AND THE GRAPE,

AND I CAN DECIDE.

TOMORROW.

FINE.

TOMORROW.

OF COURSE,
THE TROUBLE COULD BE

THAT WORMS HAVE GOTTEN
INTO THE GRAPES.

ANY TIME
IN THE AFTERNOON TOMORROW

YOU'LL BE FREE
TO INSPECT OUR VINEYARDS.

EXCELLENT.

NO WORM HAS EVER BEEN ABLE
TO ESCAPE ME IN THE DAYTIME.

FINE. FINE.

LET ME SHOW YOU
TO YOUR ROOM.

OH, OF COURSE.

THIS WAY, MONSIEUR.

THANK YOU.

THE MEDICINE HELPED.

BROTHER THOMAS SEEMS TO BE
DOING MUCH BETTER NOW.

WHAT OF YOU, MR. WEST?

THAT DANE IS AN EVIL MAN.

HE'LL EXECUTE YOU
AS HE SAID HE WOULD.

THERE'S NO DOUBT HE'LL TRY.

UNFORTUNATELY, I DON'T HAVE
ANYTHING WITH ME

TO GET US OUT OF HERE.

OF COURSE.

OF COURSE?

OF COURSE WHAT?

BROTHER THOMAS
JUST HAD A RELAPSE.

WHAT?

NO, AS A MATTER OF FACT,
HE DIED.

YOU'D BETTER SING
A HYMN FOR HIM.

MR. WEST.

PLEASE, DO AS I ASK.

CUT OUT THAT NOISE DOWN THERE.

I SAID CUT IT OUT.

BROTHER THOMAS HAS DIED.

AT LEAST ACCORD
THE POOR SOUL

A DECENT BURIAL.

I GOT NO TIME FOR THAT.

IN THE NAME OF HEAVEN,

BE MERCIFUL.

YOU CAN SPARE US
A FEW MINUTES.

THERE ARE SEVERAL COFFINS
IN THE SACRISTY.

PLEASE.

ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, BUT I DON'T WANT

TO HEAR ANY MORE OF THAT NOISE.

JUST YELL WHEN
YOU PUT HIM IN THERE.

WE'LL COME AND GET HIM.

PLEASE,
WILL YOU SEE TO IT

THAT HE'S BURIED
NEXT TO BROTHER MICHAEL?

IT'S JUST
UP THE HILL A BIT.

YEAH, YEAH.
RIGHT UP ON THE HILL.

THANK YOU.

LET'S GO.

MR. WEST, ARE YOU SURE
THIS WILL BE ALL RIGHT?

I DON'T KNOW.

IF I GET OUT OF THIS,

I'LL TRY AND FIND
A WAY TO HELP YOU.

BLESS YOU, MY SON.

COME ON, COME ON.
LET'S GO.

GET RID OF THAT THING.
WE'RE READY TO PULL OUT.

WE WERE GOING TO BURY IT.

JUST TOSS IT IN THE FURNACE.
LET'S GO!

GIVE US A HAND

WITH THE CANNON CARRIAGE.

THE GENERAL SAYS WE'RE USING
THE GATLING GUN TONIGHT.

WE BETTER CHECK IT
IN A HURRY.

GET RID OF THIS THING,
OKAY?

HEY, YOU'RE NOT--

FIRE.

JAMES.

WELL, YOU'LL BE HAPPY
TO LEARN

THAT YOU HAVEN'T LOST
YOUR DELICATE TOUCH.

ARTIE, I DIDN'T KNOW
IT WAS YOU

UNTIL I FELT
THAT PHONY MUSTACHE.

YOU REMEMBER
BRIGADIER GENERAL CULLEN DANE?

DANE...DANE...

YEAH. GRANT THREW HIM OUT

FOR SELLING ARMY SUPPLIES.

BIG SCANDAL, WASN'T IT?

RIGHT. HE'S GOT
A PRETTY GOOD SCHEDULE

FIGURED OUT FOR HIMSELF.

HE'S HERE TO KILL
PRESIDENT GRANT,

THEN HE PLANS
TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

I WONDER IF THIS MAP I FOUND
HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT.

ARTIE, LET ME
TAKE IT IN THE LIGHT.

YEAH.

SEE, THE TRAIN GOES...

THROUGH MAYOGA PASS
TO DENVER.

PRESIDENT GRANT'S GOING TO BE ON
THAT MIDNIGHT TRAIN, ARTIE.

LOOK AT ALL THAT ARTILLERY.

THESE X's
AT HAWKINS RIDGE

COULD BE FOR
GUN EMPLACEMENTS.

THE TRAIN WOULDN'T
STAND A CHANCE.

AND NO WAY TO STOP IT.

COME ON.

BRANDY ALCOHOL,
A PINCH OF GUNPOWDER,

AND BROTHER THOMAS' MEDICINE.

I'M SURE THE GOOD BROTHER
WON'T MIND I'M USING HIS REMEDY

AS A KIND OF A SLOW-BURNING
FUSE FOR OUR BOMB.

ARTIE, THE BROTHERS--
I FORGOT ABOUT THEM.

STAY HERE.
I'LL TRY AND AID THEM.

LISTEN, FIND A FUNNEL

WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE,
WILL YOU?

RIGHT.

FIND THE FUNNEL?

NO, BUT MAYBE
THIS WILL DO.

THAT'S A SWISS FALCON .22--

A VERY CHIC
LITTLE LADY'S WEAPON.

AND VERY DEADLY,
AS YOU'LL FIND OUT

IF YOU DON'T PUT
YOUR HANDS UP.

OF COURSE.
BE MY PLEASURE.

DID I REMEMBER
TO TELL YOU

HOW MARVELOUS
I THOUGHT YOU WERE

IN "OUR COUNTRY COUSINS,"
MISS DENNISON?

YOUR PERFORMANCE
AS ALTHEA WAS--

SHUT UP.

WHAT EVER HAPPENED
TO YOUR FRENCH ACCENT?

I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING
I'D OVERLOOKED.

I WOULDN'T
PULL THAT TRIGGER

IF I WERE YOU,
MISS DENNISON.

REALLY? WHY?

BECAUSE THIS BOTTLE IS FILLED
WITH HIGH EXPLOSIVE.

YOU PLUG ME,
THE BOTTLE DROPS--

IT'S CURTAINS FOR
THE GLORIOUS DENNISON.

SUCH A STUPID BLUFF.

OH, YOU'RE RIGHT.

IT'S NOT QUITE
THE FINAL CURTAIN,

BUT THE FLASH FIRE
THAT WOULD RESULT

WOULD CERTAINLY DISFIGURE YOU
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

THEY'VE GOT A NICE LITTLE PIT
THE MONKS JUST VACATED.

MAYBE MARCIA
CAN OCCUPY IT FOR US.

THE GUN EMPLACEMENTS HAVE GOT
TO BE AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.

YEAH. IT'S THE ONLY PLACE
WHERE HAWKINS RIDGE

IS CLOSE ENOUGH
TO THE RAILROAD.

SERGEANT,
SIGNAL THE OTHERS.

FOUR GUN EMPLACEMENTS,
ARTIE.

WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE THOSE TWO?

I'LL GET THOSE TWO.

RIGHT. YOU GOT
SOME TRAVELING TO DO.

YOU BETTER GET STARTED
RIGHT NOW.

LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING.

AFTER I PUT A MATCH
INSIDE THE BOTTLE,

HOW LONG
BEFORE THE EXPLOSION?

WELL, BETWEEN
BROTHER THOMAS' MEDICINE

AND THE BRANDY, I'D SAY
WE SHOULD HAVE FIVE SECONDS.

AT LEAST,
THAT'S WHAT I PRAYED FOR

BACK AT THE MONASTERY.

WELL, LISTEN, YOU WAIT FOR
MY NOISEMAKER TO GO OFF

AND THEN JOIN IN THE FUN.

WHAT IF I DON'T
HEAR YOURS?

WELL, YOU'D BETTER START
WITHOUT ME.

GETTING CLOSER, GENERAL.

GENERAL GRANT--

HE AND HIS FINAL DESTINY
ARE RUSHING TOWARD EACH OTHER,

AND WE'LL BE THERE
AT THE FINAL MEETING.

CLOSER...

CLOSER...

MARCIA DENNISON
WAS SO SURE

HE WAS GOING
TO BE A BIG MAN.

NO MAN'S SMALLER
THAN WHEN HE'S DEAD.

SO...TO TONIGHT.

MMM.

OH, WHAT A DIFFERENCE,
HUH, JIM?

YEAH. NOW THAT THE BROTHERS
STOPPED SABOTAGING THEIR WINE,

IT REALLY IS DELICIOUS.

DELICIOUS? IT'S SUPERB.
WHAT BOUQUET!

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL COLOR, HUH?

BEAUTIFUL BALANCE.
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING

THAT'S BETTER THAN
CALIFORNIA'S BEAUTIFUL WINE.

MM-HMM.
ITS BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.

OH, HE SAYS
EVERYTHING RIGHT.

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