All language subtitles for The Wild Wild West S03E10 The Night of the Falcon 1080p PLUT WEB-DL AAC2 0 H 264-FFG_track3_[eng]

Move out, there!

Keep to that wagon, ma'am!

Move it now!
Take it all through.

Hurry up! Move it out!

Come on! Move it!

Keep to that wagon, ma'am!

Move it now!
Take it all through!

Hurry up!

Move it out.

Come on!
Move it through there!

Come on.

- Take this table out.
- Come on. Move it out!

Come on. Move that crew.

Hurry up.
Come on. Bring that.

What are you all,
a bunch of windup toys?

Is that all you can say
is hurry up and move on?

- Come on, Mom!
- Sorry, ma'am.

- Sorry, ma'am.
- Why?!

Ain't there no answers for folk?

Trooper's only
doing his job, ma'am.

Then maybe you could tell me.

I always sorta figured
the government

was set up to help out folks,

not kick them out
of the houses they were born in

and the towns
they were raised in.

The only thing
we can tell you, ma'am,

is that it'd be dangerous
to stay on

in Tonka Flats, that's all.

Okay. That's
the last of 'em. Let's go.

Bonnie.

Where's my little girl?

She was right here, Ma!

Artie, take care
of the mother.

- I will.
- Hah! Hah!

The gray one!

It's all right. He'll get her.

Bonnie.

Bonnie?

Bonnie.

Hiya, Bonnie.

Let's take your duck.

We'll go play
someplace else, huh?

Come on. Attagirl.

Colonel.

General,
meet Mr. West, Mr. Gordon.

- How do you do, sir?
- How do?

General Lassiter,
Chief of United States Ordnance.

How do you do, General?
Won't you sit down, sir?

Thank you.

Well, gentlemen,
I've just come

from the Tonka Flats crater,

and I still don't
believe what I saw.

One shell did all that?
You're positive?

Absolutely, sir,
just one shell.

All right.

Well, I want that cannon,
wherever it is.

Colonel, I'm going
to deploy enough men,

a brigade, if necessary,

to comb all that ground
until I get it.

No, sir, I wouldn't
do that if I were you.

You may find a cannon
and lose a city.

Last week,
the State Department

received a letter in the mail,
signed "The Falcon,"

demanding $1 million
as a down payment,

or else the city of Denver

quite simply
would cease to exist.

Well, go on.

The next day, the Department

received a follow-up note
from The Falcon,

announcing
that at precisely 12:00,

by some
meaningful demonstration,

the town of Tonka Flats
would be obliterated.

All right,
so now we know where we are.

Somewhere, there's a cannon
that can spell the difference

between heaven or hell
for the entire country.

How do you propose to get it?

Well, I have no idea, General,

but I'm sure that, uh, Mr. West,
Mr. Gordon will find a way.

Hyah!

Jim? Think I found some
very interesting developments

on those shell fragm--

You're not Jim, are you?

Alas, no, señor.

But do not let that stop you.

Tell me about these, uh,
interesting developments.

Oh, now, I wouldn't think
of boring you, señor.

Oh--[ laughs ] Please.

Bore me, señor.

Well, how can I
resist a request

made in such a charming manner?

Uh, to begin with, señor,

this is what is known
as a shell fragment, you see.

No, señor. Neither of us

can afford the luxury
of wasting precious time.

Let me put into words
what we both know.

We have received from The Falcon

an invitation to witness
an extraordinary demonstration.

Are we agreed?

Well, it was
rather interesting, yes.

And we will be asked
to pay through the nose

for his product.
Agreed again?

It would be childish
to think otherwise.

So we come
to the heart of my proposal.

I have observed you carrying
souvenirs away from the crater,

and it is my conclusion

that you have discovered
The Falcon's secret.

And I want to share it with you.

I see.

Well, uh, what would you think
if I were to tell you

that I'm completely baffled?

Oh.

You know, in Cadiz once,

a very careless fellow
made the mistake of jostling me,

and my friend here
took off both his ears

before he even knew
what had happened.

Now, you were saying?

Uh, in order for me

to demonstrate
what I've discovered, it--

it will be necessary for me
to turn up that burner.

Uh, if I may?

It will be my pleasure
to do it for you.

Please.

Do you notice the telltale
greenish glow of that metal

when exposed to the flame?

Need I say more?

So exactly
what does that mean?

Well, that's the classic
Blender-Dietch reaction.

It indicates the presence
of framus bodies

in the molecular structure.

Well, you know what that means,
don't you?

Well, no. I--

You tell me, señor,
and do not delay.

I would be delighted to.

Actually, it's quite simple.

You see, the framus bodies
are constantly interreacting

with the pyrite formations
in the metal,

resulting in a greater
polarization of the hypotenuse,

which the square of,
as everybody knows,

is equal to the sum of the--

Señor!

My friend thinks

that perhaps you are enjoying
yourself at our expense.

Perhaps if you
were to lose an ear,

you might hear better, and--

I-I'd like you
to meet my friend now, señor.

Uh, Jim, this is, uh...

Isn't that funny?

You never got around
to giving me your name.

Oh, it was an oversight.

Please forgive me.

Felice Muñez at your service.

And please note, I speak
for the Barcelona syndicate.

Ah, of course.

Uh, Señor Muñez is also here

at the invitation
of The Falcon, Jim,

or so he says.

How do we know
you're who you say you are?

Oh, you're testing me,
eh, señores?

Very well.

Ah, now, one month ago,
my syndicate received a note

from a man
who calls himself The Falcon.

As you'll know,
he claims to have perfected

the most powerful weapon
in history,

and, uh, it is for sale.

So, to paraphrase
the immortal Caesar,

I came to Tonka Flats,

I saw the demonstration,
I was conquered.

Where were you supposed
to meet The Falcon?

Well, the instructions were

that we were to be contacted

by an agent who was per--

Well, scratch
one Spanish gentleman

from the wrong side
of the tracks.

And one would-be assassin.

Good things
seem to run in pairs.

We--We were the ones
that he was after.

You realize that, of course?

No, not him?

Mm-mm.

It'd be interesting
to know why.

Señor Muñez here seemed to think

that I had found out the secret
of the Tonka Flats cannon shell.

Did you?

No, I didn't.

All I found was the presence
of a couple of chemicals

that had no business being in
an artillery shell, that's all.

Beyond that, I can't ima--

Hey, wait a minute.

What is it?

It's a prescription,
believe it or not.

Asafetida and
hot dandelion wine.

Yeah, it's an old-fashioned
country remedy for colds.

That's odd. He didn't seem
to have a cold, Artie.

No, he didn't.

Wait a minute.

Here's something else
that's odd.

Come on.

Yeah, that's just as I thought.

Look. There's Sinful, Colorado,

right smack
in the middle of an arc

that collects Salidas,
Rome Plateau, and Tonka Flats.

This could be the source
of something we're looking for.

Right. You wanna
try this on for size, Jim?

That's not just a prescription.

That's an invitation
from a Falcon.

Isn't that extraordinary?

To think that your destination,

like mine,
is the town of Sinful. Ha ha!

Tell me,
might a gentleman enquire,

for why so a--a linda--

so, so lovely a señorita

is going to such a town for?

Why shouldn't I
be going to Sinful?

It's my hometown.

- Ah!
- Señor, uh...

Muñez, Felice Muñez.

How do you do?
I'm Lana Benson.

Encantado, señorita.

Señor,
isn't that extraordinary,

eh, about the señorita and me?

Not really.

I, for instance,
am also traveling to Sinful.

No!

That is extraordinary,
señor, uh...

Alex Heindorf,
from Düsseldorf.

I'm a commercial traveler
in heavy castings.

Ah, and I, I am touring
this glorious West.

You know, I read about this town

with the charming name
of Sinful,

and call it a whim, if you will.

I had to see it for myself.

We're coming to a town.

Will we be stopping?

We'll probably take on
some passengers.

Whoa!

Bit of a furnace, isn't it?

Anyone got the foggiest

how much farther
it is to Sinful?

No. Are you--

Are you going--

is that your destination,
señores?

That is extraordinary!

My name is Muñez.

This is Señorita Benson,

and that is Señor Heindorf,

and we are all going
to Sinful, too.

I am Silvio Balya
from Constantinople.

Ah.

Fine linens, flaxen goods,

third generation,
family-owned firm.

Uh-huh.

Oh, charmed, I'm sure.

Clive Marchmount here,
out of Manchester.

Been a little peaky, you know.

Traveling for me health,
you might say.

Patience, patience out there.

What are you selling, young man?

Nothing. I'm here
in need of medical attention.

Well, that's better.
Just come on in.

Thank you, Doctor.

Sit--Sit right over there.

Thank you.

People always wasting my time

with sicknesses that
hadn't even been invented yet.

Let's hope there's
nothing fancy wrong with you.

Oh, nothing fancy, Doctor,
just a--just a cold.

Really?

Tongue out.

Tongue in.

Absolutely no sign of a cold.

I'm sure there's something
you can prescribe for me.

Prescribe? A prescription?

Well, you just go on home and
put another blanket on your bed

and drink a good, hot rum toddy,
and good evening to you.

But don't you
usually prescribe,

uh, asafetida
and hot dandelion wine?

Who told you that?

Oh, I don't know.

Someone who had
a cold once, I guess.

Well, where you staying?

Nowhere. I just got in town.

I'm looking for a hotel room.

Well, good. Uh...

well, you ask for room 28.

It's free from drafts,
has a good, sunny view.

It's perfect for someone
in your condition.

Uh, your name, sir?

- James West.
- Very well, Mr. West.

I'll send a prescription over
later on.

Well, thank you, Doctor. Bye.

Well, goodbye, gentlemen.

I hope you enjoy your stay
here in Sinful.

Thank you very much, Señorita,

and may I venture
to hazard the hope

that it will be my good fortune
to meet with you again?

¿Quién sabe, señor?

Oh, thank you.

Colorful group
that just walked in.

They're all here
for The Falcon's merchandise.

Yeah,
it figures there'd be

a lot of takers
for that commodity.

- See Humphries yet?
- Mm-hmm.

He has two different
prescriptions for a cold.

He could be
The Falcon's contact man.

Hmm. I'll have
an attack of sinus.

May I suggest
the renowned Dr. Humphries?

He gives immediate relief.

Thank you, señor.

Señorita Benson.

Ah, what a fortunate night
this is for me

to see you again and get
a doctor's prescription filled

all at the same time.

You're not in pain, are you?

Oh, as soon
as I get my mixture

of asafetida and dandelion wine,

I will get
instantaneous results,

complete relief
from pain and discomfort.

I think I'm gonna have
another sinus attack.

My nurse tells me

that you would like
my prescription, Señor Muñez.

You'll be happy to know I found
a new way to administer it.

I know you're
not going to believe this,

but I was completely happy
with the old way.

Now, when you wake up,
you'll be with The Falcon,

only you won't know
where you are

or how you got there, you see?

And now, señor,

may you have pleasant dreams

about a successful end
to the negotiations.

As you can now realize,
the drug I administered

is not only free from
any unpleasant aftereffects,

it is also remarkably
precise and predictable

in its length of action.

Wait.

I haven't come here

to have dealings
with a country doctor.

I insist on dealing
directly with The Falcon.

Well, I'm sure
The Falcon will give you

more than your share
of attention, Herr Heindorf.

Am I to understand
that these others

are to participate
in our business?

Yes, my dear Heindorf,
and I can assure you

they all have as impeccable
a pedigree as yourself.

For instance, Señor Muñez,

head of the admirable syndicate
that controls every penny worth

of violent crime
and major vice in Barcelona.

Please, señor,
you will turn my head.

And Silvio Balya,
whose organization

so masterfully controls
and promotes

the use of all opium and cocaine
in the region of the Bosporus.

Third-generation
family-owned firm.

Mr. Marchmount,

who has parlayed
a small blackmail business

into the largest extortion
operation in the British Isles.

Just a knack, that's all.

And of course you yourself,
my dear Heindorf,

whose splendid old firm
has taken murder and arson

out of the hands
of the amateurs.

Beside the point!

I was told that I wouldn't
have anyone bidding against me.

I'm absolutely outraged.

Señor Heindorf, you outrage
a little bit too easily, eh?

After all, competition

is the lifeblood of business,
is it not?

Right! Heh.
Improves the breed,

puts the other man on his toes,
and that sort of thing.

Hold!

I have called
this meeting to order.

This way, please, gentlemen.

I've seen some beautiful women
in my day. Oh, but this--

Now one can really understand

the beauty
of the Tonka Flats, I fear.

Einfach fantastisch.

I must have it.

Quack!

That's far enough.

Ah, something here
I should not see, perhaps, eh?

Maybe, but you'll know that
when The Falcon wants you to.

Look!

Welcome to The Falcon's lair, gentlemen.

So the mild-mannered
country doctor

becomes The Falcon.

A bird of a different feather,
wouldn't you say, Heindorf?

Forgive me. My little charade
was troublesome,

but absolutely essential.

You there. You know
you're not supposed to be

in the supply room.

I'm sorry.

Aah!

- How much? How much for it?
- Name your price.

I will pay you
the amount you want.

There are two Falcon cannons.

Now, one, I shall keep.

The other, I shall give away
to one of you absolutely free.

There's a catch, of course.

Yes, Heindorf, as you say,
there is a catch.

You see, the cannon

is only a very small part
of the overall weapon.

Its lifeblood, so to speak,

is the gunpowder,
the catalytic agent.

It is that which makes
the cannon what it is.

Whichever of you is fortunate
enough to be given a cannon

will rule all of Europe,

and with the other,
I will rule America.

But the cannon
only will need my gunpowder,

and for this, you will pay,
and pay very, very dearly.

Ah, this is all kinderspiele.

Now, how much do you want
for the cannon,

the gunpowder, and the formula?

- Not for sale! Not for sale!
- Name your price!

Then I want nothing further
to do with any negotiations!

I think that if anyone
tries to stop me,

he will live
just long enough to regret it.

This is no ordinary gun,
meine herren.

It fires the very strongest,
most destructive dumdum bullet.

When it strikes,

it does--Aah!

And now, gentlemen, if there
are no further objections,

may I suggest
we conclude our transaction?

Gentlemen,
make yourselves comfortable.

Eh, señor, since the cannon
is to be presented to me free--

I mean, to one of us free,
I think that it may be possible

to cut this conference
very short, eh?

If you'd be good enough to name
your price, I will pay it,

and this meeting
is over. Simple.

I lodge a protest.

It is I who will pay
the price in gold.

Oh, not so ruddy fast,
the pair of you.

You're not running your shoddy,
little, back-alley operations

in Barcelona and
Constantinople now, you know.

Heh heh. I'll match
any reasonable offer

in British pounds sterling.

Gentlemen, I never intended to
name a price for my gunpowder.

Instead, the best offer
that comes my way.

So, an auction.

¡Bueno!

In that case, I will start
to roll the ball for everybody

with a nice, round figure, eh?

$5 million.

You begin at five million?

Maybe you'd better go back

to selling Turkish delights
to tourists, Balya.

Aye, and the price
of blackmail's

gonna have to go up
a couple of notches.

I'll make it seven million.

7,500,000 in gold.

Gentlemen, gentlemen,
this is preposterous.

I have--I have partners
to consult in this matter.

- Then consult.
- They're in Damascus,

Constantinople. Heh!

I represent a group
whose interests

blanket every city
in the Near East.

I thought I made it clear
that the syndicates

were to send emissaries
with decision-making powers!

Oh, I can make a decision.

It is only a matter
of the decision itself,

you understand.

My colleagues,
if they did not have faith

in my full judgment...
poof.

Then what's your decision now?

All right, all right,

my decision now is...

$8 million.

Señores, I think it is time

that we separated the bulls
from the calves, eh?

So I, for one,

am prepared to make
a nice, round offer, eh?

Señor, what happened
to your good, round offer?

It would, uh, seem that it has
rolled away and eluded me, eh?

Oh. Sorry.

But, uh, let me
get this straight, señor.

Through that door and
down the corridor to the left,

in its own cannon room,

stands the greatest weapon
ever invented in all of history,

and it's not 150 yards
from this room, correct?

Precisely.

My point, gentlemen,

is that I shall start high,

$10 million.

Well, that's a good offer,
Spaniard, but not good enough.

12 million,

on deposit right now
in the Bank of England.

Gentlemen, gentlemen, please,

there is a limit
to the markup on opium.

All right.

I will make
my last, my final offer...

$12,500,000 in gold.

$15 million worth
in British pounds sterling.

Now top that.

Now listen, Englishman,
I can top that,

and then you
would have to top that,

and I would have to top that,
and so on and so on.

So what are you getting at?

Ah, here's
what I am getting at.

Instead of you and me
fighting one another,

why don't we combine forces, eh?

We form a syndicate,
we can top easily $20 million.

Would that be an attractive
figure to you, señor?

At that figure,

I would consider
closing the bidding, gentlemen.

Mm?

Uh, gentlemen,
please, uh, what about me?

I am sorry for you.
Then it's settled, eh?

We divide Europe
between the two of us.

- Where's the line to be drawn?
- Uh, please--

Ah, that is a detail
that can be settled later.

We are talking
about taking over nations...

- G-Gentlemen, uh, please...
- and all of Europe,

- the Near East--
- No, no, no, no, no.

- We must have Turkey.
- Turkey?

Well, Constantinople's
the clearinghouse

of the blackmailing business.

Uh,
would you consider then

that we have
a governing committee that--

So, you plan to cut me out
of your syndicate, eh?

I am desolate, Balya,
but there are only so many ways

that one can cut a pie,
you understand.

I will show you
something about cutting a pie!

- What's going on?
- Of course he...

West has gotten
out of the cell.

Well, what are you
standing there for?!

The alarm in the cannon room.

At least we know where he is.

Get every available man.

Don't move, West!

Let it never be said

that The Falcon
doesn't appreciate ingenuity.

Therefore, I'm going
to allow you to witness a shot

that will be heard quite
literally around the world.

Your government had been told
if there was any interference,

one of the West's largest cities
would be destroyed.

This cannon is loaded

for the total obliteration
of Denver!

Felton, let him
watch the firing.

Then kill him.

Adjust the sights.

Three degrees right.

Three degrees right, mark.

72 degrees elevation.

72 degrees elevation, mark.

No good, West!
It's too late to stop me!

The timing sequence has started.

It cannot be stopped!

Don't you understand?
It's too late!

Denver will be
blown to bits!

Ohh!

I only hope we can
blow this up before it goes off!

Don't leave me, please!

That shell had Denver
written all over it.

You think
you managed to divert it?

Yes, Heindorf, Balya,

Marchmount, Humphries, Felton,

all the rest of them, all dead.

A dream of kings, and it dies
on some lonely mountaintop.

Never thought it would end
that way, did you?

No. And what about me?

I wasn't that deeply involved.

Oh, of course not.

I helped The Falcon.
I'll admit that.

But who knows,
besides the two of you?

And why should we turn in
a practically innocent girl?

Well, I could go somewhere,

start over again,
even change my name.

I'd be more appreciative
than I could ever tell you.

Oh, I knew you would be.

From the first, you impressed me
as an appreciative girl.

Yes,

all you really wanted
was a chance to prove yourself.

Is this proof enough?

Oh, that's proof, all right.

Now if you both
stay right there,

as a reward for saving my life,
I won't shoot you.

Well, she does have
a sense of what's fair, Jim.

Don't do anything foolish.

I never do,

which means I wouldn't leave
a loaded gun around.

No!

She's all yours, Marshal.
Take good care of her.

Where she's going,
she'll get the best of care

for a long time to come.

You know, for a minute there,
she had me a little worried.

I mean, until you told me
the gun wasn't loaded, I...