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SEÑORAS, SEÑORES.

AND IN HONOR OF OUR
DISTINGUISHED GUESTS,

OUR PRESIDENT
WILL SOON MAKE HIS SPEECH

IN THE PLAZA MAYOR.

BUT BEFORE WE ADJOURN
TO THE BALCONY,

I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE
A DOUBLE TOAST.

TO DON BENITO JUAREZ,

Presidente
de la República de Mexicana,

AND TO THE AMBASSADOR

OF OUR DEAR FRIENDS
FROM THE NORTH.

SEÑOR GRISWOLD.

HEAR, HEAR.

HEAR.

TO EL PRESIDENTE
JUAREZ.

INDEED.

ARTIE,
THROW ME THE BOTTLE!

AHHH!

POOR GUY NEVER LEARNED
HOW TO SWIM.

THE PADRE GOT AWAY, TOO.

THE ONLY THING LEFT
IS TO CALL THE POLICE.

WAIT A MINUTE.
I'M NOT TOO SURE.

LOOK AT HIS FACE.

HE'S AN AMERICAN.

NOT ONLY THAT...

ARTIE,
THAT'S CALICO JACK.

SURE ISN'T A VERY TIDY GUY
EITHER, IS HE?

WHY WOULD AN AMERICAN

WANT TO ASSASSINATE
THE PRESIDENT OF MEXICO?

ALL THE SHOTS
MISSED PRESIDENT JUAREZ.

BUT HIS MINISTER OF THE
INTERIOR WASN'T SO LUCKY.

HE'S DEAD.

JIM, DID YOU GET
A GOOD LOOK AT THE SNIPER?

WAS HE AN AMERICAN, TOO?

I DON'T KNOW.
HE COULD HAVE BEEN AN AMERICAN.

ALL I KNOW IS I SAW A MAN
IN A PRIEST COSTUME.

HMM...
THEN FOR THE MOMENT,

WE MUST ASSUME
THAT HE WAS AN AMERICAN.

AND THAT, GENTLEMEN,

MEANS THAT WE HAVE
A CRITICAL PROBLEM.

YOU SEE, MY MISSION HERE
HAS BEEN A TOTAL FAILURE.

JUAREZ REFUSED EVEN TO APPOINT
A COMMISSION

TO STUDY
THE BORDER PROBLEM.

TWO HOURS LATER,
HE'S ALMOST ASSASSINATED.

THERE'S NOT NECESSARILY ANY
CONNECTION BETWEEN THE TWO, SIR.

WE KNOW THAT.

NOW HOW DO WE CONVINCE
THE MEXICAN GOVERNMENT?

BY FINDING THE MAN
WHO HIRED THE GUNMAN.

WELL, THERE'S ONE MAN
THAT KNOWS THAT.

YEAH, THE SNIPER.

WE BETTER GET TO HIM
BEFORE THE POLICE DO.

YEAH, BUT FIRST WE BETTER
HIDE CALICO JACK'S BODY

FROM THE POLICE.

I COULD SEE TO THAT.

GOOD. THEN I'LL HUNT
FOR THE SNIPER.

NO! NO. FOR YOU TO ENGAGE
IN ANY ACTIVITY

SUCH AS THAT
ON MEXICAN SOIL

VIOLATES ALL THE DIPLOMATIC
RULES IN THE BOOK.

I CAN'T ALLOW A MISSION
LIKE THAT.

MARTIAL LAW
HAS BEEN DECLARED!

NO ONE MAY ENTER
OR LEAVE THIS TOWN.

THAT COULD BE
INCONVENIENT.

NO, PLEASE, SEÑORES,
MY HOUSE IS YOUR HOUSE.

YOU'RE VERY GRACIOUS,
DON TOMAS,

BUT MR. WEST HAS HIS
PRIVATE CAR ON THE SITE.

THAT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION.
CURFEW HAS BEEN DECLARED.

ANYONE FOUND ON THE STREETS
AFTER DARK

WILL BE ARRESTED OR SHOT.

DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY?

NO, NO, NO.
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

IN THAT CASE,

YOUR GENEROUS HOSPITALITY
IS DEEPLY APPRECIATED.

PLEASE EXCUSE ME. I HAVE
OTHER THINGS TO ATTEND TO.

THAT SETTLES IT, BOYS.

THOSE SOLDIERS OUT THERE
ARE TRIGGER-HAPPY RIGHT NOW.

WHEN IT GETS DARK, THEY'LL BE
SHOOTING AT ANYTHING THAT MOVES.

I REFUSE TO ALLOW YOU
TO RISK YOUR LIVES

BY LEAVING THIS HOUSE.

THAT SOUND LIKE
A DIRECT ORDER TO YOU?

WHAT?

FUNNY, I CAN'T REMEMBER
WHAT HE SAID.

I CAN'T REMEMBER EITHER, ARTIE.

THE POWDER ON CALICO'S
TROUSERS-- WHAT WAS IT?

POTTER'S CLAY.

THAT COULD BE THE BEGINNING.

WHO'S THERE?

PERRICO. QUICKLY!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

DON'T YOU KNOW YOU MIGHT
HAVE BEEN FOLLOWED?

FOLLOWED? BY WHO?

NOT EVEN DOGS AND CATS
ARE OUT TONIGHT.

ONLY SOLDIERS.

ALL THE MORE REASON
TO STAY CLEAR.

BUT THEY'RE ONLY
IN THE NEXT STREET, AMIGO.

AND THEY'RE SEARCHING
FROM HOUSE TO HOUSE.

YOU MUST LEAVE!

LEAVE? YOU KNOW THERE'S NO
PLACE I CAN GO IN THIS TOWN.

THAT'S NOT MY CONCERN,
SEÑOR.

IF THEY FIND YOU HERE,
THEY'LL SHOOT ME, TOO.

WHAT DO YOU WANT?
MORE MONEY?

NO, I JUST WANT TO LIVE

SO I CAN SPEND
WHAT I HAVE.

GET OUT! QUICKLY!

YOU DOUBLE-CROSSER!

NO NAMES!

YOU GO, BEFORE I REMEMBER

YOU TRIED TO ASSASSINATE
THE PRESIDENTE.

ALL RIGHT, AMIGO!

BUT IF I GET
OF OUT THIS ALIVE,

I'M GOING TO
BE BACK FOR YOU.

BUENAS NOCHES, PADRE.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I AIN'T NO PADRE.

YOU WERE FOR A FEW MOMENTS
THIS AFT--

IT'S EITHER ME
OR THE SOLDIERS,

AND ALL YOU GET FROM THEM
IS A BULLET.

AND WHAT DO I GET FROM YOU?

FIRST SOME QUESTIONS.

AND?

THAT DEPENDS
ON THE ANSWERS.

THERE WERE TWO OF THEM.
FIND THE OTHER ONE.

Quiénes?
WHO IS THERE?

BUENAS NOCHES, SEÑORITA.

WHERE IS HE?

HE GOT AWAY.

THERE'S NO PLACE TO GO!
HOW COULD HE GET AWAY?!

DID YOU LOOK IN THERE?

NO, SIR, IT'S LOCKED.

WELL, SMASH IT, YOU!

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.

GRACIAS, SEÑORITA.

YOU'VE BEEN A GOOD NEIGHBOR,
BUT I MUST LEAVE.

SEÑOR...

FOR NADA.

I GUESS THAT MEANS
IT'S OVER.

IS HE DEAD?

NO, SIR, HE HAS
A BULLET IN HIS LEFT LEG,

BUT HE'LL LIVE.

HE MAY LIVE TO REGRET
HE DIDN'T DIE.

FORM A DETACHMENT.

ESCORT THE ASSASSIN
TO THE PRISON AT AVALOS.

YES, SIR.

AND LIEUTENANT?

IF FOR ANY REASON,
ANY REASON AT ALL,

HE IS NOT DELIVERED
TO AVALOS, YOU WILL BE.

MARCH.

NOW LOOK HERE, JIM.

DIDN'T I TELL YOU AND ARTIE
NOT TO LEAVE THAT HOUSE?

WELL, I-I JUST
DON'T REMEMBER, SIR.

DID YOU?

NO, NO, OF COURSE,
YOU DON'T REMEMBER.

DID YOU TALK TO HIM?
DID HE SAY ANYTHING?

WE DIDN'T
GET THAT FAR, SIR.

I KNOW IT'S
A TERRIBLE THING TO ASK,

BUT, UH, IS THERE A CHANCE
THAT THE BULLET KILLED HIM?

NO, SIR.
HE WAS WOUNDED IN THE LEG.

I SAW HIM CARRIED OFF
ON A STRETCHER.

THERE WAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
I COULD DO ABOUT IT.

TIME IS RUNNING OUT.

WE'VE GOT TO
TALK TO HIM.

I'M AFRAID THAT THAT WOULD BE
MOST DIFFICULT, SEÑORES.

THE ONLY TALKING
HALVORSEN WILL DO

IS TO COLONEL ARSENIC.

HALVORSEN?

YOU KNOW THE LOCAL FILES
AT THAT CONSTABULARY

AREN'T HALF-BAD?

THE MAN WE'RE LOOKING FOR
IS FRANK HALVORSEN.

HARD-CASE GUNMAN
OUT OF ABILENE.

AND THIS, UH, COLONEL ARSENIC?

ARSENIO BARBOSSA,

THE GENTLEMAN WHO RUNS
ALL OF THE LOCAL PROCEEDINGS

AROUND HERE.

FROM WHAT I HEAR
DOWN AT THE PLAZA,

NOBODY REFUSES TO TALK TO HIM--
AT LEAST NOT FOR LONG.

WHERE DID THEY TAKE HALVORSEN?

MAXIMUM SECURITY PRISON
AT AVALOS.

COMPLETELY INCOMUNICADO.

NOT EVEN A LAWYER
CAN SEE HIM.

I'LL MAKE AN OFFICIAL PROTEST
TO PRESIDENT JUAREZ.

WHEN YOU SEE JUAREZ,
ASK FOR A PRISON PASS.

FOR YOU?

NO, FOR HALVORSEN'S FATHER,
A FINE, OLD TEXAS GENTLEMAN

WHO MAY NOT
HAVE LONG TO LIVE.

ARE YOU...ARE YOU SURE
HALVORSEN HAS A FATHER?

WELL, HE'S GONNA HAVE ONE NOW.

DON'T YOU WORRY NONE
ABOUT THAT, SON.

MR. HALVORSEN.

MY APOLOGIES, SIR.

THAT'S PERFECTLY
ALL RIGHT, SONNY.

DID THE PRISONER
CONFESS, SIR?

OH, YES.
HE WAS VERY COOPERATIVE.

HE FREELY ADMITTED
GIVING SHELTER AND SANCTUARY

TO THE AMERICAN ASSASSIN.

WE HAVE ALL THE EVIDENCE
WE NEED FOR HIS EXECUTION.

BRING DOWN HALVORSEN.

COME ON!

SEÑOR HALVORSEN...

YOU AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE

A NICE, LONG,
HEART-TO-HEART TALK.

BUT--

NO, SEÑOR.
FIRST, I WILL TALK.

THEN YOU WILL TALK.

BUT...LET US EXAMINE
THE POSSIBILITY, TO BEGIN WITH,

THAT WHEN IT COMES
TO YOUR TURN,

YOU WILL NOT BE IN THE MOOD
FOR CONVERSATION.

THAT HAPPENS FROM TIME TO TIME,
OF COURSE.

BUT IN YOUR CASE, SEÑOR,

THAT WOULD BE MOST UNFORTUNATE.

LET US SAY THAT DESPITE
ALL OUR URGINGS,

YOU STILL PREFER NOT TO ENGAGE
IN FRIENDLY DIALOGUE.

THEN, SEÑOR,
AGAINST ALL MY HUMANE INSTINCTS,

I WILL BE FORCED TO--

COLONEL,
A THOUSAND PARDONS.

SEÑOR WEST IS WAITING
OUTSIDE TO SEE YOU

WITH AN OLDER MAN,
ALSO A GRINGO.

SEÑOR WEST.
I FIND THAT CURIOUS.

BRING HIM DOWN HERE,
LIEUTENANT.

GUARD!

BRING THIS MAN
BACK TO HIS CELL.

YOU FORGIVE ME

IF I KEEP YOU WAITING
A LITTLE LONGER, NO?

NEVER SEEN...

FLIGHT OF STAIRS...

OH, THERE YOU ARE!

NOW, LOOKIE HERE, CAPTAIN.
I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

WELCOME, MR. WEST.

I AM COLONEL
ARSENIO BARBOSSA.

I'VE HEARD
ABOUT YOU, COLONEL.

I'M FLATTERED.
MAY I RETURN THE COMPLIMENT?

I HAVE A RATHER LARGE
DOSSIER ON YOU.

BUT IT'S BY NO MEANS THOROUGH.

IF I CAN CUT THROUGH
ALL THIS HERE LOLLYGAGGIN'?

THIS IS LEROY HALVORSEN,
COLONEL.

HE'S FROM TEXAS.

HALVORSEN.
ANY RELATION TO--

HIS DADDY,
BY DINGY BANG THUNDER!

I'M HERE
TO TAKE MY SON HOME!

PITY. QUITE IMPOSSIBLE.

IM...IMPOSSIBLE!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
IMPOSSIBLE?!

I'M HERE, AIN'T I?!

SEÑOR HALVORSEN,

SOMEWHERE, SOMEHOW,
YOU HAVE FORGOTTEN SOMETHING.

YOU ARE NO LONGER IN TEXAS.

NO ONE MAY VISIT THE PRISONER
WITHOUT A DIRECT ORDER

FROM THE PRESIDENT
OF MEXICO.

AS IT HAPPENS, COLONEL,
HE HAS THAT DIRECT ORDER.

IT SEEMS TO BE QUITE PROPER.

YOU MAY SPEND 15 MINUTES
WITH YOUR SON.

FIFTEEN-- WELL, THANK YOU
VERY MUCH, CAPTAIN.

YOU'RE A VERY GENEROUS MAN.

GOT TO COME VISIT ME
IN TEXAS SOMETIME.

GIVE YOU A WHOLE HOUR
TO GET OUT OF THERE.

SEÑOR!

FOOLING
AROUND, WASTING TIME.

GONNA TAKE THAT BOY
AND GET HIM OUT OF HERE,

AND THERE'S GONNA BE
NOTHIN' BUT A...

GONNA-- AND I'LL
TELL YOU THIS.

OH.

SEÑOR WEST, IT APPEARS
MY DOSSIER

ON THE ASSASSIN HALVORSEN
IS NOT THOROUGH, EITHER.

IT STATES HERE
THAT HIS FATHER

WAS TRAPPED
IN A MINE CAVE-IN

IN LAS CRUCES, NEW MEXICO,
ON MAY 3, 1857,

AND IS PRESUMED DEAD.

PRESUMED DEAD.

ACTUALLY,
HE WAS ONLY MISSING.

AND THEY
HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER

IN ALL THESE YEARS.

SHOULD BE
A VERY TOUCHING REUNION.

NOW THEN, WHAT CAN I DO
TO AMUSE YOU FOR 15 MINUTES?

OH, I'M SURE, COLONEL,

THAT YOU HAVE
MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO.

MORE PRESSING, PERHAPS.

WOULD YOU CARE TO READ
YOUR OWN DOSSIER?

NO, THANK YOU, COLONEL.
I'VE LIVED IT.

AHH!

I HAVEN'T.

WOULD YOU STEP
OVER HERE, PLEASE?

THAT'S THE MAN
WHO PROVIDED REFUGE

FOR SEÑOR HALVORSEN'S
FUN-LOVING SON.

BUT IN THE END, HE SAW
THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS,

AND HE CONFESSED.

THEY ALL DO,
DON'T THEY, COLONEL?

SON!
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?

NO, SON, YOU'RE NOT SEEING
A GHOST.

IT'S YOUR OLD PA.

PA.

THAT'S RIGHT, SON.

JUST LET ME REST
MY OLD BONES HERE.

SET THEM DOWN ON...
THIS HERE STOOL A MINUTE.

NOW WE CAN GET DOWN
TO BRASS TACKS, HALVORSEN.

ALL RIGHT, OLD MAN.

WHO IN THE BLUE BLAZES
ARE YOU?

I came
to make a deal with you,

and I'm not an old man.

DEAL?

MAYBE YOU'RE NEW HERE.

MAYBE YOU NEVER HEARD
OF COLONEL BARBOSSA.

I HEARD OF HIM.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN
WHAT HE DID TO PERRICO.

READY.

AIM.

FIRE.

HE'S BETTER OFF DEAD.

NOW, YOU WANT TO KNOW
WHO HIRED ME, RIGHT?

THAT'S RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.
I'LL TELL YOU.

IN TEXAS.

OR I'LL TELL THAT COLONEL
IN THAT TORTURE CHAMBER--

WHICHEVER COMES FIRST.

LOOK, HALVORSEN, WE'LL GET YOU
THE BEST LAWYERS IN MEXICO.

A LAWYER AIN'T GONNA DO ME
NO GOOD IN HERE. I WANT OUT!

NOW LOOK, I DON'T CARE
HOW YOU DO IT,

BUT YOU GET ME OUT OF HERE

BEFORE THAT BUTCHER
GOES TO WORK ON ME!

KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN.

I'M GOING TO TALK TO SOMEBODY,
AND WHEN I START NAMING NAMES,

THINGS ARE GOING TO POP
ALL OVER THIS PLACE.

WHO'S GOING TO BELIEVE YOU
WITHOUT PROOF?

OH, I GOT THAT, TOO.

I GOT A LETTER
FROM THE BIG MAN--

SOMEBODY WAY UP THERE.

WHO?

I'LL TELL YOU IN TEXAS.

WHAT KIND OF A LETTER?

I'LL TELL YOU THAT, TOO.

IN TEXAS.

TIME!

OH, ALL RIGHT.

DON'T YOU WORRY NONE, SON.

YOUR OLD PA
WILL LOOK AFTER THINGS.

JUST DON'T WORRY.
WE'LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE.

Take that pill.

It will put you to sleep
for eight hours.

Even Barbossa can't torture
a sleeping man.

SEÑOR!

YEAH, YEAH.
I'M COMING, I'M COMING.

YOU DON'T WORRY A BIT, SON.

I'LL BE BACK
TO GET YOU OUT OF HERE

IF I HAVE TO COME UP

WITH A WHOLE PASSEL
OF TEXAS RANGERS,

BY DINGY BANG THUNDER.

DON'T WORRY NONE.

THERE YOU HAVE IT, JIM.

WE GOT TO GET HALVORSEN
OUT OF THAT POKEY BUT FAST.

ARTIE, IF WE COULD GET
THE LETTER

THAT HALVORSEN
TOLD YOU ABOUT,

THAT WOULD CLEAN UP
THE WHOLE DEAL.

YEAH. HE SURE DIDN'T
HAVE IT ON HIM.

WHERE DO WE
START LOOKING?

LET'S TRY
THE MOST OBVIOUS PLACE.

EVER GET THE FEELING

THAT PEOPLE WERE LOOKING
AT YOU KIND OF FUNNY?

OH, SEÑORITA.

FATE KEEPS
THROWING US TOGETHER.

DON'T YOUR FRIENDS KNOW
IT'S NOT POLITE TO POINT?

SEÑOR, LET ME ASSURE YOU
OF THREE THINGS.

ONE...THE GUN THAT IS BEING
POINTED AT YOU IS LOADED.

AND TWO...MY MEN WOULD NOT
HESITATE TO SHOOT YOU

IF YOU
GIVE THEM CAUSE.

AND...

AND THREE...I FIND MYSELF
LESS AND LESS AMUSED

AT YOUR INSOLENCE.

NOW YOU STAND THERE.

IT'S THE OLD ONE
I WANT TO SPEAK WITH.

OLD? WELL, NOW,
YOU LOOK HERE, PUMPKINS.

YOU GIVE ME SOME RESPECT,
IF YOU PLEASE.

OH, QUIET, PAPASITO.

REPLY ONLY TO MY QUESTIONS.

OVER THERE.

I AIN'T HEARD
NARY A ONE YET, SO FAR.

ENOUGH.

NOW, I WANT TO KNOW
WHAT YOUR SON SAID TO YOU.

OH, THAT.

WELL, HE WAS
REAL ANXIOUS TO KNOW

HOW THE NEW HERD WAS DOING
WITH ITS GRAZING

OVER ON THE WEST 40.

YOU KNOW, WE GOT US
AS FINE A HERD OF CATTLE

AS YOU'VE EVER SEEN.

WATCH OUT WITH THAT
TOAD STICKER, LITTLE LADY.

MAN, YOU ARE VERY CLOSE
TO DEATH.

WE BOTH KNOW
WHY YOU ARE HERE.

NOW, TELL ME WHERE YOUR SON
HID THAT LETTER.

ALL RIGHT.
NOW LISTEN TO THIS.

NO CAUSE FOR YOU TO BE
GETTING THAT UPSET ABOUT IT,

IS THERE?

NO, BECAUSE WHEN YOU GET UPSET,
WE GET UPSET,

AND THERE'S NO TELLING
WHO MIGHT WIND UP GETTING UPSET.

WELL, WHEN FACED WITH
VASTLY SUPERIOR NUMBERS,

I WOULD SAY
THE ENEMY WITHDREW.

WOULD YOU CALL THIS
A SMASHING VICTORY FOR US?

YEAH.

ARTIE, DID YOU FORGET
WHY WE CAME HERE?

OH, YEAH. THE LETTER.

WELL...
YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING.

IN ALL THIS DEBRIS,
IF THE LETTER EVER WAS HERE,

I DON'T KNOW
HOW WE'D EVER FIND IT.

EL PRESIDENTE BENITO JUAREZ.

IT MUST HAVE GOT SHIFTED
IN THE FRACAS.

NO, IT DIDN'T, ARTIE.
IT'S NAILED DOWN.

NAILED CROOKED.

SOMEBODY MUST HAVE DONE THAT
IN AN AWFUL HURRY.

EUREKA.

THE LETTER TO HALVORSEN.

"AND FOR SECURITY REASONS,
I HAVE CHANGED THE LOCK.

"THAT'S WHY I ENCLOSED
THE NEW KEY.

"THE MEETING WILL STILL BE
THIS THURSDAY, MIDNIGHT,

"AT WHICH TIME
WE WILL FINALIZE PLANS

TO ELIMINATE JUAREZ."

THAT'S ALL?

YOU NOTICED, I'M SURE, SIR,
THAT THERE'S NO SIGNATURE.

BUT THE KEY
THE LETTER MENTIONS...

IT WASN'T ENCLOSED.

NO SIGNATURE ON THE LETTER.
NO KEY.

AND WHO IS THIS PREPOSTEROUS
FEMALE AND HER GUNMEN?

WHAT'S SHE GOT TO DO
WITH THIS CASE?

WELL, ASIDE FROM THE FACT

THAT SHE WEARS
TANGERINE LIPSTICK--

AND WIELDS

WE DON'T KNOW
A THING ABOUT HER, SIR.

THE LETTER IS WORTHLESS.

WE MUST GET
HALVORSEN'S TESTIMONY.

WELL, YOU KNOW
HIS TERMS, SIR.

HE'LL OPEN UP
ONLY AFTER WE GET HIM

OUT OF COLONEL ARSENIC'S
POKEY

AND BACK
ONTO AMERICAN SOIL.

AND THAT IS OBVIOUSLY
IMPOSSIBLE.

I WOULDN'T SAY SO, SIR.

THANKS FOR THE RIDE, PADRE.

VAYA CON DIOS, GRINGO.

I HAVE COME FOR THE MORTAL
REMAINS OF PERRICO MENDOZA.

WHICH WAY
IS THE, UH, FIESTA?

YOU, GUARD!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I ASKED YOU A QUESTION.

WHAT ARE YOU
DOING DOWN HERE?

TURN AROUND

WHEN YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER
SPEAKS TO YOU.

TURN AROUND!

SEÑOR WEST.

YOU'VE BROKEN INTO AVALOS
TO RESCUE A COMPATRIOT.

ARE THE VISITING HOURS OVER?

INCREDIBLE.

YOU'VE PERFORMED A FEAT
OF UNPARALLELED BRILLIANCE.

IT'S NOT POSSIBLE,
AND YET THERE YOU ARE.

IT WILL BE AN HONOR
TO GRANT YOUR LAST REQUEST

BEFORE YOUR EXECUTION.

BUT I HAVEN'T CONFESSED.

WELL, THAT WILL COME LATER.

AFTER A FEW SESSIONS
IN MY PRIVATE CONFESSIONAL,

YOU WILL BEG TO CONFESS.

MARCH.

HMM.

I COULD EASILY
HAVE KILLED YOU,

BUT WHY SHOULD I BE KIND?

FIRST, THE TORTURE CHAMBER.

BOY, AM I GLAD
YOU WEREN'T ASLEEP.

JIM, GIVE ME A HAND
WITH THIS, WILL YOU?

IT'S HEAVY.

IT WILL BE A LOT HEAVIER
GOING OUT.

WE'LL NEVER GET
OUT OF THIS ALIVE.

I DON'T KNOW
WHY I'M GOING THROUGH WITH IT.

BECAUSE IT BEATS
BEING EXECUTED

BY A COUNTRY MILE.

I DON'T EVEN THINK I CAN
CLIMB THAT WALL WITH THIS LEG.

JUST GET IN THE BOX.
I'LL CLIMB THE WALL.

WHAT?

GET IN THE BOX.

OH, NO.
THAT CELL WAS SMALL ENOUGH.

IT'S EITHER THE BOX
OR THE COLONEL'S CONFESSIONAL.

LOOK, I'LL SUFFOCATE IN THERE.

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO HIRED ME,
YOU GET ME OUT SOME OTHER WAY.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, ARTIE?

VERY WELL, THEN.

GUARD! GUARD!

NOW, LISTEN.

I'LL UNLOAD THIS THING
AT THAT DRY WASH,

AND I'LL LAY A FALSE TRAIL
WITH THE HORSE AND WAGON.

YOU BETTER GET DOWN TO HIM
AS SOON AS YOU CAN

AND LET HIM OUT.

ARTIE, HOW LONG
DO YOU THINK

HE CAN REALLY LIVE
IN THIS BOX?

I'D SAY ABOUT HALF AN HOUR,
IF HE DOESN'T PANIC.

WELL, CARE TO BE
A PALL BEARER?

ARTIE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN THERE?

THAT...SILLY, LITTLE,
HOT TOMATO

HAD POWERFUL PEONS,
THAT'S HOW.

NOT AGAIN.

YEAH, AGAIN.

YOU KNOW,
I HATE TO SAY IT,

BUT I'M WORKING UP
A VIOLENT DISLIKE

FOR THAT TOMATO.

DID HALVORSEN
LEAVE WITH HER?

HE HAD NO CHOICE. I'M SURE
HE NEVER SAW HER BEFORE.

WE'LL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN.

IT DOESN'T MATTER.

HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW
WHO HIRED HIM.

HE WAS LOOKING RIGHT DOWN
MY GUN BARREL

WHEN HE SWORE
THAT THE MAN WHO HIRED HIM

SAT IN THE SHADOWS
AND NEVER ONCE SHOWED HIS FACE.

INCIDENTALLY, THE FEE
FOR KILLING JUAREZ? $10,000.

NOT IN ADVANCE.

NO. HALVORSEN WAS TO GO
TO THE PLACE WHERE HE WAS HIRED.

WHERE IS THAT?

WE NEVER GOT AROUND TO IT.

DID YOU FIND THE KEY?

NO, BUT I DO KNOW
WHERE IT IS.

WE DID GET AROUND TO THAT

BEFORE THAT PIMENTO
HAD ME BUSHWHACKED.

HE'LL TELL HER THE SAME STORY.
LET'S GET THAT KEY.

THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE
LOOKING FOR.

YES, THAT'S IT.

MAY I HAVE IT, PLEASE?

I'M PREPARED TO BARGAIN.

WHAT ARE YOU OFFERING?

THE WHEREABOUTS
OF YOUR FRIEND,

MR. ARTEMUS GORDON.

I'M RIGHT OVER HERE, SUGAR.

AND POINTING
A GUN AT YOU.

I GUESS IT'S WHAT YOU CALL
A YANKEE STANDOFF.

YES, IT DOES,
DOESN'T IT?

WHY DON'T YOU
START THE CONVERSATION?

I AM CORONEL LUPITA CASSAL,
OF LE GUARDE FEDERAL--

THE MEXICAN SECRET SERVICE.

NOW I MUST INSIST
YOU TURN THAT KEY OVER TO ME.

OH, WHY DON'T WE BARGAIN?

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

THE NAME OF THE MAN
WHO PLOTTED THE ASSASSINATION.

HALVORSEN DID NOT KNOW.

THE MEETING TOOK PLACE

IN THE HOUSE
OF A THIRD PARTY.

THE CONSPIRATOR REMAINED
ALWAYS IN THE SHADOW.

HE NEVER REVEALED
HIS IDENTITY TO HALVORSEN.

THAT'S
WHAT HALVORSEN SAYS.

I MADE CERTAIN
HE TOLD THE TRUTH.

I'M SURE YOU DID.

WHERE IS HE NOW?

MY MEN HAVE HIM.

HALVORSEN TOLD YOU

WHAT LOCK THIS KEY OPENS,
DIDN'T HE?

YES.

THEN WHY DON'T YOU
TELL ME?

NO. I'LL SHOW YOU.

YOU'VE GOT A BARGAIN.

GO ON IN, JIM.

THE COLONEL AND I
WILL COVER FOR YOU.

SEÑOR, WE GIVE YOU
FIVE MINUTES.

YOU KNOW, MR. WEST,
THAT SECRET STAIRCASE

DATES BACK
TO THE CONQUISTADORES.

I HAD NO IDEA
THE HOUSE WAS THAT OLD.

OH, YES.

IT WAS BUILT
OVER 250 YEARS AGO.

I HAVE TRIED TO KEEP IT
IN ITS ORIGINAL FORM.

I IMAGINE AN ESCAPE ROUTE
WOULD COME IN HANDY

IN YOUR LINE OF WORK.

MY LINE?

ASSASSINATIONS.

YOU DID HIRE HALVORSEN
TO KILL JUAREZ, DIDN'T YOU?

OH, MR. WEST.
I AM NOT THAT AMBITIOUS.

I AM NOT ACTIVE ENOUGH
FOR SUCH A ROLE.

MY ONLY CONTRIBUTION
TO THE CONSPIRACY

WAS TO BRING
CERTAIN PEOPLE TOGETHER.

HALVORSEN, FOR ONE.

THEN WHO WAS THE MAN
IN THE SHADOW?

I WOULD RATHER NOT DIVULGE THAT.

IF HE WANTS TO REVEAL
HIS IDENTITY,

HE IS WELCOME TO DO SO.

I'D LIKE TO MEET
YOUR FRIEND.

YOU'VE MET HIM ALREADY--
MORE THAN ONCE.

THE QUESTION IS, NOW,

WHAT WILL COME
OUT OF THIS MEETING?

WELL, ONE OF US ISN'T
GOING TO LEAVE HERE ALIVE,

IS THAT RIGHT?

IT IS RIGHT, SEÑOR WEST.

COLONEL ARSENIC.

OH, I'M SORRY, COLONEL.

I JUST THOUGHT
YOU'D LIKE TO KNOW THE NAME

YOUR FRIENDS AND ADMIRERS
CALL YOU BY.

AGAIN, I SHOULD HAVE
SHOT YOU IN THE BACK,

BUT I COULDN'T RESIST
THE URGE TO WATCH

THE LOOK OF ASTONISHMENT
ON YOUR FACE,

AND NOW YOU DISAPPOINT ME.

YOU'LL GET OVER THAT.

YOUR NERVES REALLY ARE
VERY GOOD. IT MUST BE THAT.

I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU KNEW IT WAS I.

WHERE IS HALVORSEN?

I COULDN'T TELL YOU, COLONEL.
HE ESCAPED FROM ME, TOO.

OH, YOU'LL TELL ME.

BEFORE I AM THROUGH WITH YOU,

YOU WILL TELL ME THINGS
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW.

I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING
FOR SURE.

MEXICAN SECURITY POLICE
HAVE SURROUNDED THIS PLACE.

FRONT DOOR, BACK DOOR,
AND SECRET DOOR.

THAT ISN'T SO, COLONEL.
THAT ISN'T!

IMPOSSIBLE.
NO ONE SUSPECTS ME.

EVERYONE KNOWS
YOU WANT TO BE PRESIDENT.

BUT YOU ONLY GET
ONE SHOT, COLONEL,

AND YOU'VE HAD THAT.

LIEUTENANT.

THESE ARE MY SECURITY MEN.

WHERE ARE YOURS?

RIGHT HERE,
COLONEL ARSENIC.

WE DO OUR OWN
HOUSECLEANING, MR. WEST.

THERE.

NOW, HOW ABOUT A TOAST?

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA,
ARTIE.

COLONEL, TO THE MEMORY
OF WHEN WE FIRST MET,

WHEN I KISSED YOU.

AS I RECALL, I FOLLOWED THAT UP
BY SLAPPING YOU.

TRUE. BUT THE FIRST MEMORY
OVERWHELMS THE SECOND.

AND WHAT ABOUT ME?

I HAVE NO MEMORIES AT ALL.

WELL, I FEEL MUCH BETTER.
HOW ABOUT SOME DINNER?

I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND US
BEING JUST A THREESOME.

OF COURSE NOT,

SINCE MY BODYGUARD
WILL MAKE IT A FOURSOME.

YOUR BODYGUARD IS HERE?

WAITING OUTSIDE.

OH, LIEUTENANT RAMIREZ
ATTENDS ME EVERYWHERE I GO.

SURELY, YOU CAN MAKE
AN EXCEPTION

ON A FESTIVE OCCASION
LIKE THIS, CAN'T YOU?

MY DEAR ARTEMUS...
I WOULDN'T DREAM OF IT.

TENIENTE.

Sí, mi coronel?

LIEUTENANT RAMIREZ,
SEÑOR JAMES WEST.

LIEUTENANT.

SEÑOR ARTEMUS GORDON.

SEÑORES.

ENCANTADO.

AFTER ALL, ARTIE,
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG

WITH TAKING A LONELY
SOLDIER TO DINNER.

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