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God, I'm so bored.

What the fucking matter? I'm so sick of this place. We've been down here how

long now?

Tell me about it. When's the last time I seen a dick?

You mean fresh meat.

Exactly. Except quick.

For your logo. Thank you.

Jesus.

Fuck!

I'm so fucking bored!

It's because I'm not in that cage with you.

Oh, it's so fucking boring.

Boring? Yeah, I'm tired of the same things. It's been 50 years, you know.

Well, what do you think we need?

A nice, big, juicy guy.

Oh, a guy, huh?

Yes, a man.

I wonder where we can find one.

Oh, I don't know. Go get the doctor.

Me? I don't want to go get him.

Yeah, you go get him. No.

You aren't.

Oh, me? I don't want to go get the doctor.

Oh, come on. Yes, you do. Go get him. No, let's have her go get him. I'll go

him. Okay, you go get him. Yeah, you go.

Well,

I guess I can pretend this is a big dick.

That's not good enough.

I want men.

Men. Men.

That's it.

Link, Ball, Duck, James, and Buck.

Man, so good, you're teasing me!

Hello.

Hi.

It's about that time, don't you think?

I want it.

I want it.

Um, what is it that you want?

Those girls are getting pretty lonely down there, Doctor.

Well, I keep sending you new men.

Oh, don't send them soon enough.

Well, I'll send you some down today.

Like, now, today.

You want now?

I want it now.

I'm really old.

I'm too old for this. Oh, my, you're just...

Fine.

My my my what do you have?

Good.

Good.

Oh.

Do what I do.

Oh my.

That's a little go.

What is this?

You're a little drunk.

Yep,

doctor, I know.

Oh God.

Yes.

Yes.

I got

a remedy

for a deer itch.

Oh.

It's so good.

Can I help you?

No, we only get rid of female ghosts.

Because we've been married. Why do you think?

No, no. If you want to get rid of some male ghosts, you're going to have to

our ex -wives. The name of that company is what? Ball Busters. Yeah, that's it.

They're in our area. Look them up.

Uh -oh. I don't believe this. We've got to get some work soon.

This has been the slowest month yet.

Steve. What are we going to do? If we don't get work soon, I've got to go back

to dating older women.

What's wrong with that?

Some of these women are so old, they could be our clients.

Don't worry, buddy. We've got to get a break soon.

Might be it.

I wanted to thank her.

Yeah, ass busters. Can I help you?

Yeah, well, we get rid of female ghosts.

Well, exactly what seems to be the problem.

Really, a whole cellar full, huh?

Okay, well, um, how about we come over there tomorrow?

Okie dokie. I know what you mean.

Don't worry, we'll be there.

Buddy, we're in business.

Excellent. What do we got?

Well, it seems like we got this old cellar full of, I don't know, old gray

-haired closet groupie ghosts is what he called them.

Should I get the equipment?

Nah, I think we should go pick up Chuck first.

I broke him like this. I had my blast. I

just want to suck the coughs out.

Oh, you're dumb.

You want to take that dick and... Get one out of your cage, you

little... Your mouth doesn't water.

I want to come out and play.

Nothing else to do.

No, that's true.

Yeah, grab my hair and make me do it

Alright. Alright.

I'm gonna lose.

Thank you.

You must be Arthur.

Yeah, Doctor.

So, why don't you start off by explaining me exactly what the problem

Well, I seem to have a number of ghosts inhabiting my cellar.

How have you had this problem?

No, or how long has it been a problem?

Well, I've had the problem for a number of years, but it's only really become a

problem since my coexistence has become monotonous to them.

So, what do I have to do to get rid of this problem?

Well, first off, we're going to have to start you off with some paperwork.

So, why don't you get started on this release form here.

Where's the, uh, head?

Uh, down the hole to the left.

When I'm gone, don't look for the head.

No, on the floor. Go ahead and get that one done, and then we'll just have one

more form before you left, and then you'll be able to start. Well, before I

anything, I want to know exactly what kind of info.

Where's that fucking head?

Damn.

It's like big bathroom shit.

Help.

Yes, can you help me?

I just want to get out of here. The doctor's crazy around here. Is that who

this to you? Yes.

He put you down there, huh? Yeah.

Can you get me free?

I'll do anything you want.

Really? Yeah.

How about over there?

Oh, all right.

I feel so much better.

She's not a ghost or anything?

Well, something like that.

Are you trying to find out if I'm real?

Well, I feel you, so I don't know.

Oh, yes.

Thank you.

Oh, dear me, how did that happen?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, that cough.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

Can you push me?

Oh, come on.

Yeah, all the way to the bone.

Oh, yes.

Yes,

yes, yes.

Yeah, baby, do it in my house.

Yeah.

Oh, it feels good, do it.

Oh,

yeah.

Chuck, do you know where Gary is?

He's been gone for a while. Do you think he's lost?

It's been a while.

You want to go look for him?

I think we should.

Well, it's like I said, gentlemen. It's just down the hole to the left.

Left? Come on. And I'll get this paperwork filled in while you're gone.

Okay. That way.

Watch out, Chuck.

I know she's down here.

She was.

She was right here, Chuck.

I haven't laid her.

Are you here to play with me?

Well, yeah.

It's not the same one, but... This is

a

nice change.

Oh, yeah. Of course, it tastes so fucking good.

Oh God.

Oh yeah.

Oh yes.

Oh yeah.

Oh, that's so good.

Mmm. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

oh yeah oh yeah

oh yeah

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck you.

Oh, yeah. Fuck you.

It's okay.

Yeah. Okay.

Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah.

Come on,

let's get up here.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

All right, let's get out of here.

Let's get out of here.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Let's go to the dance.

No.

No.

Let's go to the dance.

You're crazy.

Do you know what I just found down there?

I'm afraid you've been taken advantage of by a ghost. That was no ghost, man.

That kind of service? Why the hell do you want to get rid of them?

Have you ever seen seven ghosts on the rag?

I'm just too old for this shit.

Doctor, I think we're going to have to go back down there again.

Without our equipment?

Hey, hey, hey.

I got my equipment right here. All right, tough guy. You go first. Look,

guys are fucking pussies. I'm going down there alone.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Wait a minute.

This is Chuck we're talking about. That's right. He's an apprentice.

Oh, shit.

We've got ourselves a live one here, Sean.

Yeah.

Definitely a live one.

Oh.

Wow.

Chuck?

Chuck?

Chuck? Steve, I'll get the door. Wait, what the hell?

Oh, man.

Oh, man.

I think I can get a key.

You know what? I got a key.

Don't worry about it, Chuckley.

I don't see how I could have missed that.

No, I don't think so.

What are you... It gives me an idea.

Here, grab. Go.

What are you doing?

Just put it in here.

What a day you've, uh... I'm gonna fuck you.

God, I love this job.

I love this job.

Ass busters for the rest of the year, baby.

One moment.

One moment.

Shit.

Let's take a minute.

I'll see you when we're outside.

What are you doing?

Don't go with me.

Yeah, I can't.

Ah.

Look at him go.

What?

Aw.

Thank you.

God damn.

Oh Oh Oh

Chuck?