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Whoo!
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♪ Here we go ♪
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♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! ♪
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Jimmy, show's about to start.
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Made your favorite, shark melon.
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No, I'm not watching it!
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Ooh, it's
almost show time.
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How in the world did
you get that guy
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to let you tap into his cable?
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I thought he hated you
because you barked at him.
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I don't bark at him.
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I bark back at
his annoying barking dog.
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And screw that guy.
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He didn't let me
tap into his cable.
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I stole it.
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He's always over there
barbequing his delicious meat,
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never inviting us over.
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That smell drives me crazy.
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He should put up
a smell wall or something.
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We could put one up.
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You know how expensive
a good smell wall is?
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Jimmy, your dad's
hooking up the TV!
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You're going to miss it!
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I'm not watching it!
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Jimmy, we captured
a serial killer.
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That's all they're
going to show.
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That's all anyone cares about.
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Do you think if they showed
the embarrassing things we do
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every single week,
anyone would want to watch that?
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Got it!
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Hello, I'm Nancy Grace filling
in for Geraldo Rivera,
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who is recovering from some
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pretty substantial
plastic surgery.
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Tonight, Inside Probe
travels to Natesville.
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Normally a simple place
where people work all day,
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come for dinner, then enjoy
eating snacks on the sofa
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and watching shows like this.
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But tonight,
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we probe inside
Natesville to explore
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one of its dark secrets.
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A small-town murder spree...
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but, I mean, the
murder thing didn't help.
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A family, terrorized!
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The killer was right there
in our kitchen.
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He had eaten one of
my wife's special egg dishes.
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"Ham-and-eggtapusses."
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With a capture
and a shocking ending
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not to be believed.
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I had to do something.
She seduced my son.
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She would have killed him for
sure. I would have lost my baby.
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My baby!
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It's all tonight,
on Inside Probe.
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I walking and talking
at Howdy's Market
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in the heart of Natesville.
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A friendly place, where
one out of every two customers
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shop for groceries
while riding on Rascals.
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But, April 9, 2008,
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there was a very different kind
of Rascal at Howdy's.
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A Rascal known as a murderer.
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Sabrina Collins...
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Do you want me to keep going?
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She wanted to grow upto be a movie star
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or a zoologist.
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But she ended upas a checkout girl.
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The last thing she thoughtshe'd be checking out though
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was a dead body.
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The body was
in the Dumpster.
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Was it all bloody?
Was it gross?
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Yeah, it was gross.
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Oh, my God. Uh, uh,
did you touch it?
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What was the smell?
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It was bad.
It smelled bad.
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Oh-oh-ohh, man!
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When you sign up to be
an auxiliary policeman,
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You know you're going
to work some crowd control.
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Host the Annual Pancake
Breakfast, maybe work the
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Say-No-To-Drugs Puppet
for the kids.
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Don't smoke crack.
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But you never think
you're going to get
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a big opportunity
to shine, but I did.
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What do you mean
"calm down"?!
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When are you sending me some
backup?! Andy, the guy's dead!
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Game over, man!
Game over!
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That first murder
was pretty big news.
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I mean, we don't geta lot of crime around here.
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Someone stole the giant donutin front of the Taco Hut
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that used to bethe donut place.
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But other than that, it's
usually pretty crime-free.
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Virginia Slims Chance,
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named by a desperate mother
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in a futile attempt to geta free carton of cigarettes.
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A girl of simple tastes,
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little things made her happy:
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a snow man, a gerbilnamed Martha,
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learning to spell "S" words.
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But in 2008,
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a string of murders made
her life very complicated.
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I was immediately "inquizical"
of this mystery.
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I watch a lot of CSI, SVU, NCIS.
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If a show's got letters in it,
I am so there.
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Psst!
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Hey!
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What?
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Have you seen
my sunglasses?
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I want to take
the lenses out
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so I look smart
in my interview.
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Virginia's husband,Burt Chance.
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Born Engelburt Jebadiah Chance,
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Burt enjoyedpretending to read,
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trying on hats,and the outdoors.
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One summer,he and his dog, Burt,
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tried to run away from home
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by floating ona mattress down the river.
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I was quite concerned.
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I have really good skin,
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and my biggest fear is
that someone will cut me up
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and make a Burt suit.
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Pardon me.
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Bark, bark, bark, bark,
bark, bark, bark, bark!
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Uh, excuse me.
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Uh, you guys just shoot
from the waist up, right?
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'Cause, I can't find
my good pants.
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Virginia and Burt's son,
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James Bon Jovi Chance.
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Born to teenage parents,
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he carried ontheir tradition of partying,
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as seen in this picture of him
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during his first breast-milkhangover.
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He got into gothbefore it was cool
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and continued onlong after it was cool.
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I mean, if the murders
were happening to me,
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yeah, I'd be scared.
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But they were happening
to other people, so...
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If Jimmy Chance wasn't worried,
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the rest of the town was.
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One murder turned into three.
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And police started
to detect a pattern.
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Just go around me!
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So we figured out
that all the victims
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had a mysterious girlfriend
that no one could find.
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By "we," I mean the
investigation team.
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That's when I suggest we call
this mysterious woman
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the Boyfriend Killer.
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Hm.
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All the guys
on the team loved it.
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Derek gave me this pin.
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He said I could pick any
of the ones in his drawer.
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It was the last one
with an eagle on it.
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Nice.
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I only wear it on special
occasions, TV interviews,
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when I go visit my two moms,
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or every third Friday
when we have our
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employee morale-boosting
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original song karaoke nights.
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♪ Who at Howdy's
loves their jobs? ♪
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♪ We do, we do. ♪
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♪ How long do we
all work hard? ♪
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♪ All the live-long day. ♪
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♪ Instrumental... ♪
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Those murders were awesome.
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I mean, not for
the dudes that got killed,
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There were tonsof lonely chicks out there,
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'cause guys were two scared to
be dating the Boyfriend Killer.
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But I know karate.
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These are some of the
ladies I dated.
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I didn't have horizontal
refreshments with all of them,
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But I did get lots of pictures.
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I was pulling more tail than
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a curious three-year-old
in a petting zoo.
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Police soon hada woman in custody
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confessing to the crimes.
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You bet your ass I did it.
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I killed all of them.
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Barbara June Thompson,
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former Miss Natesville.
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She became aprofessional model,
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starting out in bathing suits
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and ending upin straightjackets.
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I also killed Kennedy,
Lincoln, and the last dodo bird.
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Clearly, Barbara June
was insane,
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and police had the wrong woman.
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Disco.
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I killed disco.
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It looked like the murderer
would continue killing
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until all the boyfriends
in Natesville were gone,
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and she had to start killing
"friends with benefits,"
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until this call
was received by 911.
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911,what's your emergency?
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This isVirginia Chance.
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Virginia, this isyour fourth call this month.
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For the last time,we don't
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handle rotten pumpkin disposal.
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No wait, we actually dohave an emergency.
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We capturedthe Boyfriend Killer!
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Ask her about the pumpkinswhile you're on the line.
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How did the Chance's capture
Cold-Blooded Killer?
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To answer that question,
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prepare yourself for a magic
voyage into the wonderful world
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of cheap Korean animation.
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Jimmy Chance took his vanto pick up
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some bubble gum ice creamand ended up
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getting a double scoopof trouble.
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That's when Lucy appearedbegging for help.
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Thinking he was beinga good Samaritan,
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Jimmy scooped her upand drove her to safety.
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You saved my life
and you are cute.
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Make sex with me.
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This is fantastic.
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The van started rockin',
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and neighbors knewnot to come knockin'.
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Jimmy get out here!
You're missing it.
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This show has cartoons.
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What kind of cartoons?
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Lucky for the Chances,Lucy had to make ploppies,
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and she excused herselfto the bathroom.
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It was during these ploppies,that the news informed
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the Chances that Lucywas a wanted murderer.
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Upon Lucy's returnfrom making ploppies,
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Virginia grabbed the family TV
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and bam!Good night, scumbag.
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I got to admit, this isn't
what I thought it would be.
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See, we had nothing
to worry about.
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They're making us
look like heroes.
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A family of heroes.
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Ha-ha.
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Or, so it would appear
from the outside.
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Uh-oh.
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That's why we decided
to probe deeper.
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Even when the story says no,
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we probe deeper
until the story likes it.
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I told you, I didn't
want to talk about this.
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This interview,
it's-it's over!
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And I was going to
do my Gollum imitation
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from Lord Of The Rings.
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Your loss!
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Your loss!
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They're going to show it!
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You said this would be
a flattering portrayal.
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Liar, liar, pantsuit on fire!
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Oh! Got busted
for stealing the cable!
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You people are such trash.
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What the hell?!
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You people think you can
just steal our cable?!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...
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What do you mean, you people?
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We just want to borrow
your cable tonight.
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Yeah, you got
the wrong idea, Tom.
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We don't steal.
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Just like you don't cheat on your
wife when she visits her sister.
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Oh, it's going to be
like that, huh?
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Take your time.
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Enjoy our cable.
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The Chance family
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had captured more
than a murderer.
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They capturedthe town's attention.
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I became a-a bit
of a local celebrity.
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Uh, the sandwich shop
changed the name
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of the hero sandwichto the Jimmy.
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People started stopping meon the street
260
00:11:10,614 --> 00:11:12,031
to ask for my autograph.
261
00:11:12,099 --> 00:11:15,201
Then, a real movie company
asked me to be in a movie.
262
00:11:15,269 --> 00:11:17,570
All the real stars had done
movies for this company:
263
00:11:17,621 --> 00:11:19,038
Tanya Harding, John Wayne
Bobbitt,
264
00:11:19,106 --> 00:11:20,106
Joey Buttafuoco, Screech.
265
00:11:33,254 --> 00:11:34,620
If there's
going to be
266
00:11:34,672 --> 00:11:37,957
any stabbing,
it will be done by me!
267
00:11:38,008 --> 00:11:39,509
With my body parts!
268
00:11:39,593 --> 00:11:43,179
Do it! Do it! Do it!
Do it! Do it! Do it!
269
00:11:45,316 --> 00:11:47,633
That's all you get, perverts.
270
00:11:49,270 --> 00:11:51,354
Jimmy Chance was
enjoying his fame,
271
00:11:51,438 --> 00:11:54,307
but eventually
he became old news
272
00:11:54,358 --> 00:11:58,477
and his high from being
a celebrity came crashing down
273
00:11:58,529 --> 00:12:01,948
harder than a contestant
on Dancing with the Stars
274
00:12:01,999 --> 00:12:05,168
who was voted off way too early.
275
00:12:05,252 --> 00:12:06,819
We hadn't seen him
spend this much time
276
00:12:06,887 --> 00:12:08,454
locked in his room
since he was 13.
277
00:12:08,522 --> 00:12:10,657
At least back then, he came
out with a smile on his face.
278
00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:15,011
But, yeah, but this time,
279
00:12:15,095 --> 00:12:16,462
he came out all depressed,
280
00:12:16,513 --> 00:12:19,532
with those weird drawings.
281
00:12:19,600 --> 00:12:22,385
I was at my wit's
end and was this close
282
00:12:22,469 --> 00:12:24,003
to buying a self-help book.
283
00:12:24,054 --> 00:12:27,023
But then I realized, hey,
we live next door to a shrink.
284
00:12:27,107 --> 00:12:29,175
I'm not a shrink.
285
00:12:29,243 --> 00:12:32,645
I got a psychology magazine
in the mail once by mistake.
286
00:12:32,696 --> 00:12:34,864
Burt saw it
and started calling me Doc.
287
00:12:34,949 --> 00:12:39,285
He said he would mow my lawn
for free if I evaluated his son.
288
00:12:39,353 --> 00:12:40,853
So I went with it.
289
00:12:41,906 --> 00:12:42,855
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
290
00:12:42,907 --> 00:12:44,523
Jasper, it's okay.
291
00:12:44,575 --> 00:12:47,543
It's just the mailman.
292
00:12:47,628 --> 00:12:50,964
So, anyway,
according to the Internet,
293
00:12:51,031 --> 00:12:53,666
the kid suffered from
"hero depression."
294
00:12:55,035 --> 00:12:57,703
When average people,
or in Jimmy's case,
295
00:12:57,755 --> 00:13:00,306
below average,
get thrust into the spotlight,
296
00:13:00,374 --> 00:13:02,675
they suddenly feel euphoric.
297
00:13:02,726 --> 00:13:04,510
And then when
the spotlight goes away,
298
00:13:04,561 --> 00:13:06,429
so does their sense of
self-worth.
299
00:13:06,513 --> 00:13:07,680
Bark! Bark!
Bark! Bark!
300
00:13:07,731 --> 00:13:11,017
Bark! Bark! Bark!
Bark! Bark! Bark...
301
00:13:11,068 --> 00:13:13,519
He's a dog, Burt!
302
00:13:13,570 --> 00:13:14,887
You're a human!
303
00:13:14,939 --> 00:13:16,606
I take some
of the blame.
304
00:13:16,690 --> 00:13:18,992
As a child, I put a
lot of pressure on him
305
00:13:19,059 --> 00:13:20,443
to become famous.
306
00:13:20,527 --> 00:13:24,163
When Jimmy Chance was 13,
the Chance family decided
307
00:13:24,231 --> 00:13:28,918
to send in an audition tape
for the TV show Star Search.
308
00:13:29,003 --> 00:13:31,287
Hello, Mr. McMahon.
309
00:13:31,372 --> 00:13:33,373
I'm James Bon Jovi Chance.
310
00:13:33,424 --> 00:13:35,124
I'm about to sing
so beautifully,
311
00:13:35,209 --> 00:13:38,011
I'll make you forget all about
your drinking problem.
312
00:13:40,347 --> 00:13:45,918
♪ With a guy like me,
with a girl like you ♪
313
00:13:45,970 --> 00:13:49,255
♪ Oh, could you ever see ♪
314
00:13:49,306 --> 00:13:53,926
As amazing as Jimmy Chance was,
it was all for naught,
315
00:13:53,978 --> 00:13:58,364
because Star Search had been
off the air for ten years
316
00:13:58,432 --> 00:14:02,218
and the Chance family
was only watching reruns.
317
00:14:02,286 --> 00:14:05,604
♪ Cheyenne... ♪
318
00:14:05,656 --> 00:14:08,207
Ed, this kid is the star.
319
00:14:08,275 --> 00:14:10,460
So, disregard all those
earlier tapes I sent
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00:14:10,544 --> 00:14:13,446
of me break-dancing
pregnant, okay?
321
00:14:17,935 --> 00:14:22,672
So, primed to be a star and
finding he no longer was one,
322
00:14:22,756 --> 00:14:26,142
Jimmy Chance wallowed
in self-pity.
323
00:14:26,226 --> 00:14:29,395
Until he got some news
from prison
324
00:14:29,463 --> 00:14:31,931
that would change
his life forever.
325
00:14:31,982 --> 00:14:33,016
You're pregnant?
326
00:14:33,100 --> 00:14:35,301
Say something to your baby.
327
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:37,020
Hey, baby.
328
00:14:37,104 --> 00:14:38,638
Uh, uh...
329
00:14:44,811 --> 00:14:47,113
At first, Jimmy didn't
handle the news
330
00:14:47,164 --> 00:14:49,148
of getting a serial killer
pregnant very well.
331
00:14:49,199 --> 00:14:51,034
Especially since he thought
the baby was gonna
332
00:14:51,118 --> 00:14:53,002
have to spend her life
in prison, too.
333
00:14:53,087 --> 00:14:54,420
You're the one
who told him that.
334
00:14:54,488 --> 00:14:55,838
I did.
I did tell him that!
335
00:14:58,008 --> 00:15:01,511
Tell them about the letter.
336
00:15:01,595 --> 00:15:03,379
Although we had
learned to ignore
337
00:15:03,464 --> 00:15:06,099
most of what the old ladyhad to say,
338
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:10,853
turns out, there was a letterwritten from Lucy to Jimmy
339
00:15:10,938 --> 00:15:14,440
shortly after he found outshe was pregnant.
340
00:15:14,508 --> 00:15:18,194
"Jimmy, ever since
you came to see me,
341
00:15:18,278 --> 00:15:20,229
"I can't stopthinking about you
342
00:15:20,314 --> 00:15:23,533
"and this life we createdgrowing inside me.
343
00:15:23,617 --> 00:15:25,518
"Even though there aremany female prisoners
344
00:15:25,569 --> 00:15:28,788
"with your hairstyle, there'sno one here quite like you.
345
00:15:28,855 --> 00:15:31,541
"It would mean the world to meto know our baby
346
00:15:31,625 --> 00:15:34,794
"will someday know it was bornto married parents.
347
00:15:34,861 --> 00:15:37,463
"I know I'm not long for thisworld, but I'd like to spend
348
00:15:37,531 --> 00:15:39,966
"the rest of my life,which is six more months,
349
00:15:40,033 --> 00:15:42,552
as Mrs. Jimmywhatever your last name is."
350
00:15:42,636 --> 00:15:45,871
Anyone in their right mind would
have run away from a proposal
351
00:15:45,923 --> 00:15:48,508
from a convicted serial killer.
352
00:15:48,559 --> 00:15:51,177
But then, Inside Probe
wouldn't have covered that.
353
00:15:51,228 --> 00:15:54,046
Yes. Yes!
354
00:16:02,573 --> 00:16:04,056
Hello.
355
00:16:04,108 --> 00:16:06,392
You said yes?!
You said yes?!
356
00:16:06,443 --> 00:16:07,393
I was flattered!
357
00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:08,727
I told you not to watch this!
358
00:16:14,785 --> 00:16:16,619
Anybody want some chamomile?
359
00:16:25,483 --> 00:16:26,700
Hey.
360
00:16:26,767 --> 00:16:28,368
I cannot believe
you agreed to marry her.
361
00:16:28,436 --> 00:16:29,569
Shh!
362
00:16:29,621 --> 00:16:33,323
A killer terrorizes a city,
363
00:16:33,408 --> 00:16:36,109
a simple young man
impregnates her,
364
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,461
captures her.
365
00:16:37,545 --> 00:16:39,997
The young couple falls in love.
366
00:16:40,081 --> 00:16:41,915
A wedding is planned.
367
00:16:41,966 --> 00:16:43,800
Things were getting spicy.
368
00:16:46,787 --> 00:16:48,621
Not a fan.
369
00:16:48,673 --> 00:16:50,474
I was against it at first.
370
00:16:50,558 --> 00:16:52,976
But then I told her,
"Look, Jimmy's our son.
371
00:16:53,061 --> 00:16:55,729
"Whoever he loves, we have
to honor and respect that.
372
00:16:55,796 --> 00:16:57,564
"And besides, she'll be dead
in six months,
373
00:16:57,631 --> 00:16:58,815
and he'll be single again."
374
00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:00,183
Believe it or not,
375
00:17:00,251 --> 00:17:03,036
we get a lot of wedding requests
at the prison.
376
00:17:03,104 --> 00:17:06,239
Mostly it's gal-on-gal,
but every once in a while,
377
00:17:06,307 --> 00:17:08,975
a fella comes in and wants
to marry one of our guests.
378
00:17:09,027 --> 00:17:10,694
We try to accommodate.
379
00:17:10,778 --> 00:17:13,580
Howdy's Catering puts in bids
for all the prison weddings.
380
00:17:13,648 --> 00:17:15,248
We also do last meals, too.
381
00:17:15,316 --> 00:17:17,868
Lot of leftovers for those.
382
00:17:17,952 --> 00:17:20,754
Sad throwing away
all those shrimp.
383
00:17:20,821 --> 00:17:22,956
Anyway, in keeping with
the prison theme,
384
00:17:23,007 --> 00:17:24,541
among the items we served
385
00:17:24,625 --> 00:17:28,178
were chocolate bars and a Jewish
smoked salmon called lox.
386
00:17:28,262 --> 00:17:30,047
Bars, lox... get it?
387
00:17:32,717 --> 00:17:33,833
They didn't, either.
388
00:17:33,885 --> 00:17:35,602
Jimmy even got his mom
389
00:17:35,669 --> 00:17:38,188
to help with the bride's dress.
390
00:17:38,272 --> 00:17:39,806
The wedding was on.
391
00:17:39,857 --> 00:17:42,675
A desperate groom looking for
meaning in his life,
392
00:17:42,727 --> 00:17:45,645
his family who was trying
to make the best of the day,
393
00:17:45,697 --> 00:17:48,448
and a wedding procession
not to be believed.
394
00:17:57,575 --> 00:18:00,210
Oh, remember Teresa
with the mask?
395
00:18:00,294 --> 00:18:02,212
Yeah, Burt, you tend
not to forget the person
396
00:18:02,296 --> 00:18:03,797
who tries to bite
your ear off.
397
00:18:03,864 --> 00:18:05,365
You just had to
see her face.
398
00:18:10,004 --> 00:18:11,755
This is crazy.
399
00:18:11,839 --> 00:18:15,041
Hey, we're here to work,
not to be looky-loos.
400
00:18:15,093 --> 00:18:17,210
I do.
401
00:18:17,261 --> 00:18:19,629
And do you, Jimmy,
take this woman Lucy
402
00:18:19,697 --> 00:18:22,816
to be your lawfully wedded wife
until death...
403
00:18:22,883 --> 00:18:26,052
until Tuesday, September 21,
at midnight?
404
00:18:26,104 --> 00:18:27,220
I do.
405
00:18:27,288 --> 00:18:28,721
The couple wed.
406
00:18:28,773 --> 00:18:30,890
They danced the night away.
407
00:18:30,942 --> 00:18:33,360
♪ Your best friend Harry
has a brother Larry ♪
408
00:18:33,411 --> 00:18:35,362
♪ In five days from now,
he's gonna marry ♪
409
00:18:35,413 --> 00:18:37,330
♪ He's hoping you can
make it there if you can ♪
410
00:18:37,398 --> 00:18:39,499
♪ 'Cause in the ceremony,
you'll be the best man ♪
411
00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:41,501
♪ You say "neat-o,"
check your libido ♪
412
00:18:41,569 --> 00:18:43,587
♪ And roll to the church
in your new tuxedo ♪
413
00:18:43,671 --> 00:18:45,422
♪ The bride walks down
just to start the wedding ♪
414
00:18:45,506 --> 00:18:47,707
♪ And there's one more girl
you won't be getting ♪
415
00:18:47,759 --> 00:18:49,376
♪ So you start thinking,
then you start blinking ♪
416
00:18:49,427 --> 00:18:51,094
♪ A bridesmaid looks
and thinks that you're winking ♪
417
00:18:51,179 --> 00:18:53,213
♪ She thinks you're kind of cute
so she winks back ♪
418
00:18:53,264 --> 00:18:54,464
♪ And now you're feeling
really firm ♪
419
00:18:54,549 --> 00:18:55,748
♪ 'Cause the girl is stacked ♪
420
00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,185
The two young lovers
cut the cake.
421
00:18:58,252 --> 00:19:01,438
Everything seemedjust fine and dandy.
422
00:19:01,522 --> 00:19:02,839
Until this.
423
00:19:02,907 --> 00:19:04,858
Freeze! Everybody freeze!
424
00:19:04,925 --> 00:19:06,693
Or I'll cut
this fool's head off!
425
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,745
In hindsight, we realized that
426
00:19:08,813 --> 00:19:10,614
giving a serial
stabber-of-male-companions
427
00:19:10,681 --> 00:19:12,349
access to a knife
while she stood
428
00:19:12,417 --> 00:19:14,117
next to her new male companion
was probably
429
00:19:14,185 --> 00:19:15,919
an avoidable mistake.
430
00:19:16,954 --> 00:19:18,789
Live and learn.
431
00:19:20,374 --> 00:19:22,542
I need a helicopter
out of here in an hour,
432
00:19:22,610 --> 00:19:24,911
$600 and two tickets
to Mamma Mia,
433
00:19:24,962 --> 00:19:26,880
or my husband's head
leaves here in a bag!
434
00:19:26,947 --> 00:19:28,331
Do you want to see
Mamma Mia?
435
00:19:28,416 --> 00:19:29,299
No.
436
00:19:29,383 --> 00:19:30,467
One ticket!
437
00:19:30,551 --> 00:19:32,636
Freeze!
438
00:19:35,640 --> 00:19:37,390
Thank you.
439
00:19:39,811 --> 00:19:41,228
What happens next?
440
00:19:41,295 --> 00:19:43,597
You'll find out
after the commercial,
441
00:19:43,648 --> 00:19:47,100
when we reveal
a bombshell so huge
442
00:19:47,151 --> 00:19:50,136
it will absolutely
blow your minds.
443
00:19:50,188 --> 00:19:51,521
Oh, please.
444
00:19:51,606 --> 00:19:53,740
They always say that at the end
to get you to watch
445
00:19:53,807 --> 00:19:55,025
the last two minutes
of the show.
446
00:19:55,109 --> 00:19:57,861
I know I always say this,
but seriously,
447
00:19:57,945 --> 00:20:01,848
this bombshell coming up,
it's going to blow your mind.
448
00:20:01,916 --> 00:20:03,316
Nah.
449
00:20:03,367 --> 00:20:04,918
I already know what happens.
450
00:20:04,985 --> 00:20:08,088
Lucy has the baby,
she gets fried, and we get Hope.
451
00:20:08,155 --> 00:20:09,456
I'm going to bed.
452
00:20:09,507 --> 00:20:10,790
You sure about that?
453
00:20:10,842 --> 00:20:13,543
Damn it, they're good.
454
00:20:17,654 --> 00:20:19,355
Can't get enough My Name is Earl?
455
00:20:19,406 --> 00:20:20,790
My Name is Earl
five days a week.
456
00:20:21,199 --> 00:20:22,533
You married a woman
who was executed
457
00:20:22,584 --> 00:20:24,419
and you never thought that was
worth sharing with me?
458
00:20:24,503 --> 00:20:26,971
I had to look at your blog
to find out that you love
459
00:20:27,038 --> 00:20:28,423
Arcade Fire and hate
people who snoop around.
460
00:20:28,507 --> 00:20:29,474
We all have secrets.
461
00:20:29,541 --> 00:20:30,875
Shh!
462
00:20:30,943 --> 00:20:32,310
Welcome back.
463
00:20:32,377 --> 00:20:35,980
Tonight, we showed you the story
of the Chance family,
464
00:20:36,047 --> 00:20:38,833
the serial killer
who changed their lives,
465
00:20:38,901 --> 00:20:40,802
and the jailhouse weddingthat ended
466
00:20:40,869 --> 00:20:43,171
in a brief hostage situation.
467
00:20:43,238 --> 00:20:45,689
But what we haven't shown you
468
00:20:45,690 --> 00:20:49,660
is that Lucy Carlyle
gave birth to her child.
469
00:20:49,728 --> 00:20:53,197
A lovely little girlnamed Princess Beyoncé,
470
00:20:53,248 --> 00:20:55,065
whose name was later changed.
471
00:20:55,117 --> 00:20:56,066
To Hope.
472
00:20:56,118 --> 00:20:57,234
Blah, blah, blah.
473
00:20:57,286 --> 00:20:59,504
We know all this already, Nancy.
474
00:20:59,571 --> 00:21:01,706
I knew I should've
gone to bed.
475
00:21:01,757 --> 00:21:03,908
...Carlyle was executed.
476
00:21:03,976 --> 00:21:06,627
This crazy storywas finally over.
477
00:21:06,712 --> 00:21:08,096
You were right, Virginia.
478
00:21:08,180 --> 00:21:09,514
They keep you sticking around
for the last segment,
479
00:21:09,581 --> 00:21:10,548
then they got nothing!
480
00:21:10,599 --> 00:21:11,849
I'm just glad it's over.
481
00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:13,551
Or was it over?
482
00:21:15,587 --> 00:21:17,087
There was one more
483
00:21:17,139 --> 00:21:18,389
bombshell left.
484
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:21,776
A bombshell named Lucy Carlyle.
485
00:21:21,860 --> 00:21:23,294
I'm alive!
486
00:21:25,397 --> 00:21:27,031
You thought I was dead,
but I'm not.
487
00:21:27,098 --> 00:21:28,032
Bam!
488
00:21:28,099 --> 00:21:30,451
How you like them apples?
489
00:21:35,783 --> 00:21:38,051
That was worth
sticking around for.
490
00:21:38,119 --> 00:21:43,119
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